J-ROK Presents: Raison D'Etre 3 Night 2 SHOW
Jan 8, 2023 5:00:38 GMT -5
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Match One: J-ROK Trios Championship Match; Six Man Tag Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Holy Angel Empire Vs. Heroes 4 Hire (C.)
Holy Angel Empire Vs. Heroes 4 Hire (C.)
Heroes 4 Hire brought their A-Game to the biggest stage. Showing why they're one of the premier trios in the world and THE trio in J-ROK. These men have been on a tear and undefeated in trios action since winning the belts. And tonight? it was no different for them. Showing why they're at the top of their game. This was a masterful work by all six competitors seeing double and triple team moves weave seemly into one another. The Heroes would retain after a superplex.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winners of this match and STILL J-ROK Trios Champions... Heroes 4 Hire!)"
Match Two: SCCW 8-Man Battle Royale - Winner gets automatic entry into the 2023 Rags to Riches; No Time Limit
Jason Justice vs Rickey Tressler vs Eichi Yamaguchi vs Glimmergrin vs Gebin vs Kenneth Casper vs Richard Energy vs Jayson Matthews
Jason Justice vs Rickey Tressler vs Eichi Yamaguchi vs Glimmergrin vs Gebin vs Kenneth Casper vs Richard Energy vs Jayson Matthews
MUSHI: "(A big thanks to Allister and the SCCW Crew. Be sure to check them out every Wednesday and Thursday night only on the XHF Network!)"
Match Three: J-ROK Super Duos Championship Match; J-ROK Tag Team Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Death Startling Vs. E.V.E. (C.)
Death Startling Vs. E.V.E. (C.)
This would be a pretty exceptional tag team match. Seeing two top tier teams duke it out for the hottest tag titles this side of the pacific. Fuku would show why she's a legend in these neck of the woods. Hitting numerous superkicks and germans on both Dar and BBW. Nearly having the match won too. Anna had a more personal matter to attend to. Darlene being the one to beat her to win the New Wave Title just last March. She almost had her number, but EVE was focused. BBW would use a bunch of power moves to weaken her opponents. Setting up Dar with a nice powerbomb RU486 combo to finish off the matchup.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winners of this match and STILL J-ROK Super Duo Champions... E.V.E.!)"
Match Four: J-ROK Singles Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Arisa Hojo Vs. Deco
Arisa Hojo Vs. Deco
The match would see the in-ring debut of vet Arisa Hojo. She would dominate the early stages of the match, showing just how much more experience she has than Deco. But Deco was no slouch, being a former IJWF Heritage Champion. She would make a comeback midway through and hit her tag n bag move. The ref would soon stop the fight though. Hojo would be injured and have to be helped to the back.
Fumio Daemura: "(This match has been stopped due to an undisclosed injury to Arisa Hojo.)"
Match Five: Four Way Dance Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Jacob Striker Vs. Luthor Carbrey Vs. Charles Vs. Allexandra Calloway
Jacob Striker Vs. Luthor Carbrey Vs. Charles Vs. Allexandra Calloway
This would be a pretty straight forward match. With lots of intrigant spots through out. Striker would get a few near falls, but would always be stopped by Charles, who'd come charging at him like a bolt of lightning. Calloway would pay homage to her father and hit a triple old school on all three opponents at the same time! Charles would nearly have it, until he was punted by Luthor Carbrey and shot out into the crowd a few rows deep. Luckily the fans love him as much as SKY Force does and caught him, body surfing him back towards the ring. Jacob would have the match nearly won, but out of no where Charles comes zooming back from the dead! He'd come out of the sky with a flying PAW! the claw hold would be too much to handle, as Charles would win the match.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match, Charles!)"
Match Six: Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
"Disney's" Marty Donovan Vs. Wolf Fang Ayame
"Disney's" Marty Donovan Vs. Wolf Fang Ayame
This would be the highly anticipated debut of Marty Donovan. A man who hasn't stepped foot in the land of the rising sun for a long time. He'd come out dressed in a winnie the pooh costume, except if winnie the pooh was cosplaying as Atsushi Onita. He did the full entrance with (candy) cigarettes and all. The fans would chant and cheer as the match would begin. Begging both to get whatever weird and wacky weapons they had in store for them. Wolf would use a barbed wire X-Box and slam Marty on it. His costume would pad the fall and the damage. Call him a coward, but it's a smart strategy from the HKW World Champion. The costume would tear a little from the Barbed Wire.
We'd see Marty use a giant inflatable thor hammer. Because marvel is apart of disney Everyone gasps in unison at the size of it. It had to of been at least double his own height. Making him look like cloud from ff7. He'd swing the giant beast of a hammer and smack Ayame right in the face with it! She flew out of the ring and landed into the crowd. The hammer packing quiet the punch. Wolf would survive the hammer hit and manage to make a comeback on the disney affiliated superstar.
She'd hit him with a wolf paw, kinda fucked up from the fans. That could've been her mothers paw. It'd scratch Marty to hell, or his costume anyways. He'd stick with the tribute though, bursting ketchup packets on his forehead and making it look like he's bleeding. After this psychological attack he'd scream out as the fans roar. Loving the absurdity of everything.
wolf would use a giant Astro Boy figure and clobber it into Marty. Getting a near fall. Marty would grab a confetti cannon from a fan and aim it at Wolf. She'd stop and freeze. Backing away slowly before reaching behind her. Grabbing a Micky Mouse doll. Marty looks confused for a moment aksing "What are you doing with that? Hey now, wait a minute!" Ayame not speaking a lick of english, and barely any japanese ignores the americans yelps. She pulls out a water gun from her back pocket and growls. But luckily for you i speak some Wolf. She said: "I'm defending the glory and honor of anime you filthy american! Get out of here with your Disney trash! Now put down the cannon or the mouse gets it!" Amazing what all can be said with two growls and a bark.
Marty would plead with her. Neither really understanding the other. And in the confusion Marty's finger slips and shoots off the cannon of confetti. It's actually pretty amazing to be honest. Wolf would miss the doll and instead shoot marty! He drops dead after being shot with the water gun. We hear Marty's number one Japanese fan and president of the japanese wing of his fan club scream in horror as his hero was shot in cold red tasty ketchup.
Wolf would look at the gun and her hands. Seeing what she's done she begins to throw the gun and smash it. Water spills everywhere as she rushes towards marty and begins to cry and howl. She leans over him only for Marty to get her locked into a small package for the three count.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match is Disney's Marty Donovan!)"
Match Seven: New Years Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Shun Watanabe Vs. Momoko Honda
Shun Watanabe Vs. Momoko Honda
This match would take place around the time of New Years in Japan. If the match was still going when the clock struck twelve, then it'd open up a giant ball above the ring filled with glass, tacks, nails and other horrible objects. So both competitors were trying hard to have the last match of 2022 and not the first of 2023. Each one would get more and more desperate as the clock ticked down to zero on the stage. Momomoko would eventually hit her Happy Landing onto Shun in the final few seconds. She'd yank him out of the ring along with the referee as they all tried to escape before the ball opened.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match is Momoko Honda! And HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!)"
Backstage, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Florida Man looks like he has something to say. Standing against a J-RoK logo emblazed blue curtain the gator faced luchador holds up the microphone for a close-up.
Florida Man: Thanks Scheme Gene... well ya know, all the little Florida Maniacs they see me helping my little buddy, Kira beat Eddie Havok like a bitch - and they wonder: "does KESMDCTWSOOFFJCDCFKTCDO Spicy Style deliver diseased chode Shwarma to my neck of the woods?" Sorry hungry fans - we currently only do drivebys in the greater Tokyo area. Nah, I might have helped him with Havok - but as far as our friendship goes? Ol' Glass Jaw booked me in an exploding ANUS match - that's a hard indignity to get over. Dylan Black and Tempurah- "EC wants his gimmick back" -Oh can fight over the Visual Kei - but TONIGHT, I prove why the YTA championship has become the TOP TITLE in J-RoK!
I'm going to beat Kira within an inch of his bitch life. Bloody and blue, he'll be all: "I don't have the energy to die, can I get some diseased chode - I'm so hungry!" AND I'll punch him in the area where his dick should be and be all "NO! Diseased Chode poutine is for winners, and you are a loser!" Then he'll cry himself into a coma, shitting himself because I beat him so bad - also he lost two anus matches, so he don't have a choice - the tool.
Happy with his assessment of his opponent, Florida Man wraps up the interview. The camera then pulls out to a medium shot to find a pissy looking Kira, still handcuffed to his Sakura League partner, close enough to have heard this whole interview.
Florida Man: Hey buuuuuuuuddy, wanna go to the confection area and grab a big gulp?
Kira Izumi: Fuck off.
The J-RoK owner stomps off, dragging his opponent with him.
FLorida Man: ...Your treat of course.
Match Eight: YTA Championship Match; Akihabara Massacre Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Kira Izumi Vs. Florida Man (C.)
Kira Izumi Vs. Florida Man (C.)
Kira already pissed off by being handcuffed to Florida Man not only for Christmas, but into the New Years too. The man from florida would relish in the spectacle. Or he may of been having a slight seizure due to the flashing lights of the cameras. Anyways the match would start soon enough. The match itself would have tons of items and easter eggs referencing Akihabara. In this matchup of a match we'd see a shocking amount of technical wrestling from both men. Izumi using the handcuffs as an advantage and weapon in its own right. Trying to choke Florida at one point and trying to lock up FM into a pinning predicament. Florida have be the first to use a weapon. Smashing a gunpla model in the face of Kira.
He'd use some more weapons as well. Like a giant laser disc of Godzilla and a piece of fried squid. Both men would continue to fight the best they could handcuffed to one another. After all the biggest prize in J-ROK and more importantly free vacations to who knows where are on the line! About five minutes into the match Kira would snap the hand cuffs in half after missing a strike towards Florida Man. With the cuffs broken and Kira finally free of this living hell, he unleashes a month of frustration onto the gator.
Leaving him dazed after a flurry of strikes and curses his way. Kira would spit out his blood mist into his face. Luckily for him he was wearing sunglasses. The lights hurt his eyes and like a real champion he would soldier on. Free from each other both men would really kick things up to the next gear. With Florida using what ever weapon and garbage back yard wrestler moves he could muster. He would even try knocking out Izumi again. Only to wind up punching a shield. Kira would truck him through a shelf of anime figures. He slams the gator on them and goes for a pin. Only to get nothing for it.
The gator would crawl under the ring to find a Dylan Black body pillow. Kira comes out from the ring with a STRiFE body pillow. They both charge one another after sliding in the ring and hit one another with them. Both crumble as they drop like a bad habit. Something small and grey falls out the pillows. It's bricks! Both men after sometime manage to come to and get back up. Continuing the war.
Florida would power bomb Kira off the top rope onto the fallen metal shelf. Kira slams hard on it and bounces off, rolling outside and screaming in pain. Clutching at his back as he manages to get back to his feet. Florida dives out the ring like a flying pig. Eating shit after catching his foot on the rope after attempting a suicide dive. He still hits Kira though, With both men to the outside. Kira would manage to bring things back into the ring. Hitting Florida Man with a Kira Driver '91 onto a board with different controllers on them. He goes for the pin and gets a 2.999999999.
The coked out gator can't be stopped that easily. Especially with so much on the line. Both men would make their ways to the apron. With Florida Man getting behind Izumi. He'd drop him with a tiger suplex '98 off the apron through a giant tv. Kira would crash and eat shit. He'd get pinned soon after and kick out at 2.99999. Kira would manage to come back again. blocking and countering everything the gator had. catching him off guard and hitting him with his blood mist. Kira would finish him off with another Kira Driver '91. This time onto old computers. This time he'd get the three count too.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match and NEW J-ROK YTA Champion... Kira Izumi!)"
Kira celebrates as he clutches his back and mouth. He lifts the belt up in the air as we soon see UZUMAKI come down to the ring to celebrate with him. James Raymond is absent for a short moment before coming out to the ring a different way. He walks up to Izumi and whispers something in his ear before pushing past him and leaving. Izumi looks pissed off as we go to one final commercial break.
Match Nine: Catch As Catch Can Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
James Raymond Vs. Scott Fargo
James Raymond Vs. Scott Fargo
This would be a unique matchup in the case it didn't have weapons, it didn't have explosions or c4 in the pool. It was just submissions, holds and slams. This would be the closest thing to "ammature" wrestling that you'd get. The closest thing to what wrestling once was as you'll get. Especially with two of the very best at it's style. We'd see a great sequence in the early stages, throughout the first ten minutes of the match both men wouldn't let go of a greco roman knuckle lock they had exchanged in. Spinning, twisting and countering one another, trying to beat one another. James would manage to slip behind, lock still intact. He'd drop Fargo with a nasty driver. He'd get a near fall off of it. James would work the arms the entire match while Fargo would work the heel and leg area. Both men stuck to this for the remainder of the match up. Scott would go for his jackhammer brainbuster, but James would slip out. His arms would be too weakened to keep the hold tight enough. James would land hand, dropping to a knee for a second. Fargo would lock in a headlock. James with an inverted atomic drop. Scott bounces the ropes and goes for a swing. James clutches to the arm like death. BLACK DEATH to be exact, as that's the move that Raymond uses to finish off Scott Fargo.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match via Submission. James Raymond!)"
After the match Izumi would come from the back with UZUMAKI following behind trying to calm him down.
MUSHI: "(You don't think this has anything to do with how Raymond has been acting as of late, do you?)"
Psycho KGB: "(I think it does and i think what happened earlier tonight was the straw that broke the camels back!)"
Kira gets in the ring and gets in Raymonds face. James pushes him away from him. Izumi can be heard screaming something at him. The rest of UZUMAKI break the two up and calm them both down. After a few minutes they talk it over amongst themselves and head to the back. James still looks a bit agitated, his eye twitches for a split second as he follows behind Kira and the rest of them.
Psycho KGB: “(One of my favourite stories of 2022 is Randy Angel’s transformation from questionable degenerate announcer to Final Boss Slayer. The XHF was oppressed by a major dragon this past year, and Randy had just enough courage to take the beast to task.)”
MUSHI: “(That is right, at the Rumble in April – Zoran Sainovic intimidated Randy into helping him turn Steve Awesome back into a raging alcoholic, doing it in a way that undermined Off the Wagon’s sponsor. In the subsequent nine months, their relationship has changed drastically with Randy developing the liquid courage-)”
Psycho KGB: “(Or finally drinking away the braincells responsible for survival instincts-)”
MUSHI: “(-To throw caution to the win, and tease the X*Crown champion into a nervous breakdown. Since destroying Zoran’s sadistic spirit, Off the Wagon has had his number twice - beating him at both our Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and the BANG Brawl. It doesn’t seem like the champion has an answer for their Super Sake sponsored superiority. Is tonight the night that Randy Angel finally lives up to his potential and brings J-RoK the X*Crown?)”
Psycho KGB: “(Someone OTHER than Dylan Black winning us the Crown? E.V.E. is going to be pissed!)
Co-Main Event: X*Crown Championship Match; No Mat Glass Panes & Bamboo Skewers Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Randy Angel Vs. Zoran Sainovic(C.)
A small distance from the ring, a Tiger pit has been erected – bamboo skewers fenced in with barbwire into a makeshift grove. Over these sharp spikes rests planes of glass that form a protective floor. Ropes mock a secondary ring set-up over the glass, but even these are used to prop up thinner sheets of glass. Yes, it’s a truly horrific scene when Kira strings words together without giving the road agent a match description.
Psycho KGB: “(A Glass floor the only thing standing between the competitors and a pit of wooden spikes!)”
MUSHI: “(When I saw the announcement, I was expecting them to use the bamboo as weapons – but from the looks of ringside it's a very nasty fall. I don’t know how much weight that glass can support, but I don’t think Sainovic’s weight will be an advantage here.)”
DING! DING! DING!
Angel circles Sainovic – looking at the heavy bandages around the champion’s eyes, one of which is sporting a patch – and trying to assess just how blind he is. As Sainovic tries for a roaring elbow that misses, then another that is off its mark, Randy gets brave. Moving in, peppering away with jabs to every part of that looks vaguely injured. Absorbing the blows, no matter how many wounds they reopen, Zoran charges forward with a PRESSURE POINT-
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Only Randy pulls a Miyaga-san and sidesteps, leaving an upright glass pane for Zoran to shotei through. SMASH! The glass shatters. With only one working hand, now covered in blood with glass shards sticking out – the champion seems defenceless. Happy to seize the opportunity, Randy goes for what could charitably be described as the world’s ugliest belly-to-back suplex – only for The Final Boss to put the breaks on.
Psycho KGB: “(Suplex attempt by Randy- getting surprisingly technical in an attempt to break that glass and turn the champion into a pin cushion.)”
MUSHI: “(Along with his broken arm, I’m noticing a lot of lacerations around Sainovic’s face. How badly has his vision been effected by recent defences?)”
Psycho KGB: “(At GUNS Boxing Day show, Randy’s partner Kris Quake poured the spiciest hot sauce known to man into Sainovic’s face. It’s unknown how blind Zoran is, or if its permanent vision loss – but I’d say Quake gift wrapped the crown for his Off the Wagon partner.)”
The Final Boss eventually knocks Randy off him with a spinning GLASS covered backfist. This digs the sharp object further into Zoran’s hand, but also busts Randy wide open. The amount of gore shooting streams out of Angel’s temple suggests that a major artery may have been hit. Spitting mad, Angel answers this with a closeline – but Zoran stands his ground. A second closeline gets a similar result. A third results in Randy being pulled into a headlock. With only the one arm at his disposal, Sainovic cranks back on the neck while rubbing the glass fist into Randy’s face. Screaming curse words, Randy starts punching away at Zoran’s kidneys trying to break the hold. Eventually the pounding proves too much, and Sainovic hits a bulldog-
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But the glass floor doesn’t break.
Sainovic starts to apply a Friendly Conversation ’17 – but Randy responds by throwing a fistful of broken glass at his face. This only succeeds in pissing off the champion, who starts to apply more force to the ankle. Undeterred Randy chucks another fistful of glass, and another. Finally, Zoran has to relent the submission hold’s application, which Randy takes as a personal victory worth sponsorship name dropping.
Randy: Super Sake Presents Glass Throw!
Despite his face being completely covered in gore, Randy manages to muster an unsettlingly smile at this plug. Less amused, Zoran Sainovic unloads his Quattro Kick. Making up for problems with his depth perception, Zoran decides to kick BEHIND Randy’s smile. The flurry effectively lands. Grabbing a fistful of Randy’s hair, Zoran drags the challenge to the far corner – setting him up against another upturned glass panel. Sainovic then goes for a rolling thrust kick – but before he can put Randy through the glass, he is greeted with a kick to the crotch!
Psycho KGB: “(This is how that took care of the Super Frenemies at BANG Brawl!)”
Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. Kick to the nuts. You’d better believe that’s a kick to the nuts. Randy follows this up with a Space Flying Tiger Drop. Just kidding. Kick to the nuts. A small child at ringside cries in perfect English “He’s already dead.” Said pleas for amnesty fall on drunken ears, which consider it more encouragement for a kick to the crotch.
MUSHI: “(Why mess with a winning combination?)”
Randy: Super Sake Presents... The Nut Cracker!
This last plug is too much for Zoran, who muscles through a low blow to hit a vicious overhead chop with enough force that it starts Randy’s temple gushing blood again. Trying to hold his brains in, Randy uses a kick to the crotch to force Zoran off of him. Sainovic shoots in again; going for a mount – but Randy somehow manages to matrix – or worm – under the grotesquely swollen testicles, leaving the 90% blind man to hit the glass plane in the corner. It cracks.
Randy: Super Sake Presents... the Fusion Reactor Mach 10!
...It was a running knee. The force is enough to send Zoran through the plane of glass... at an awkward enough angle that the top half shatters, but leaves a large chunk of the bottom digging into his ribs. Unaware of possible danger, Randy goes to town with clubbing forearms and other strikes. For his part rather than block, Zoran is doing everything in his power to try and keep from moving another two inches forward and disembowelling himself.
Randy: Super Sake Presents... Quest Love Not Hate Make It Acid Rain DRIVER!
It was a punch.
Psycho KGB: “(I think a lot of people were expecting Zoran to straight up murder Randy, getting revenge for the last six months of trash talk on commentary, but the J-RoK veteran is really holding his own.)”
A dropkick finally shatters the second half of the glass plane, sending long fragments into Sainovic’s gut. As Sainovic tries to apply pressure to keep the stomach wound from getting worse, Randy drags him up with a Big Brother Headlock.
Randy: Super Sake Presents... Wet Willy!
That does it. A shoulder tackle loosens the headlock, allowing Zoran get a knee up for the break. No sooner is the Big Brother loose, then Sainovic fires Randy off into the far corner.
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Right into a glass sheet, which explodes!
Zoran Sainovic: SO GOOD!
The crowd pops for the rival alcohol catchphrase, and Sainovic catches Randy coming out of the corner, then Irish whips him into the opposite pane of glass.
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Randy flies back first, with enough speed to do a flair flip onto the post – which provides him with a glass covered seat. As blood trickles down everywhere, Randy really doesn’t want to get off the post – for fear of the damage to his neither regions. It’s a good thing alcohol has numbed most of his body. Charging in, Zoran leaps up onto the second ropes, and then twists – pulling Randy off the top with a spiked uranage.
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before Randy can get a shoulder up, the glass floor starts to shatter. The floor above the bamboo death is made up of eight heavier glass sheets, but this upper left one begins to cave in. Rather than get the three count, Zoran pulls back to avoid being dragged into the bamboo shoot hell – while Randy hangs onto Zoran for dear life. Randy’s right shoulder is pierced by bamboo, but he manages to scramble to the “safety” of the ring before the rest of his body is stuck.
Psycho KGB: “(The floor starts to show signs of this war, and Randy was lucky not to turn into a shish kabob!)”
MUSHI: “(That was a very close call – the bamboo looks deadly.)”
Sainovic peels Randy off of him with a brutal forearm strike to the bloody temple. With Angel on the ground, Sainovic hits a series of kneedrops, and kneestrikes, trying to herd Randy towards the hole in the floor. Angel tries to hold on, but gets rocked by the brutal shots.
Randy: Super Sake Presents – the Comeback!
Nope.
MUSHI: “(This is it-)”
Just when it looks like Randy is going to be knocked through, he has the presence of mind to reach up and punch the glass shard sticking out of Zoran’s abdomen. The Final Boss refuses to show pain. So Randy strikes it again, and again. Cutting his own fist up in the process, but sure that disembowelling a guy has to be almost as big a weakness as 200 kicks to the crotch. Finally a roundhouse right knocks the glass deep enough that Zoran doubles over. Shooting in, Randy hooks the neck for a...
Randy: Super Sake Presents… A VERY BASIC DDT!
It’s more basic than you can imagine. The DDT does manage to put Zoran’s head through the glass floor. An almost Warner Brother cartoon hole remains, as Randy yanks Sainovic out for the cover-
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR-kickout.
MUSHI: “(We almost had a new champion!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Honestly from what we’re seeing tonight, if Randy Angel wasn’t so dedicated to the tag division he could have won the Visual Kei championship by now. Fortunately for Dylan, it looks like he’s going to be busy defending the X*Crown!)”
Reaching into the hole, Randy snaps off a bamboo spike – which he then starts stabbing into Zoran’s forehead. Sharp wood cuts away some of the bandages covering the eyes, revealing grotesque brown optics – almost burnt away by 12 million scovilles. Quake’s handiwork is stomach churning, certainly enough to inspire sympathy for the old monster, but not enough for Randy to stop grinding the bamboo into his face. Zoran tries to fight back with some well placed shots, but Randy responds by kneeling on the working arm, and adding a choke to his weapon based attack. A lot of people are making mental notes not to fuck with Randy. As the old man goes limp, Angel decides to finish this with flair – and goes for what one can only assume is a standing senton.
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At the last moment, Zoran rolls out of the way – leaving Randy to fall bloody back first on the hole that the champion’s head made. This extra impact is enough to cause more of the glass to fall out. Randy puts his elbows and feet out, to steady himself – and manages to spread himself out enough that he doesn’t fall, but he dangles over the pit in an awkward manner.
MUSHI: “(A senton misses, and now it’s Randy who is inches away from being skewered!)”
Sitting upright, Zoran shoots Randy a dirty look through dark holes that might be eyes. Calmly stepping over to his tied up opponent, Zoran calmly jumps onto Randy’s stomach. The extra weight almost causes Randy to let go of the glass panels that currently prop him up. A super human disposition, or being too drunk to tell his hands to let go – keeps Randy from dying. Sainovic responds to this effort by jumping again, and again, hoping up and down on Randy’s literal eight pack like it was a goomba. Every stomp causes the grip to loosen a little. The force causing Randy to drop a little, the bamboo is digging into his back though currently only causes simple cuts versus the deeper gorges to follow.
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Finally there is so much blood on Randy that Zoran slips – still landing on the challenger to an audible groan, but one leg goes off – getting stabbed by the bamboo. Grabbing it in pain, Zoran staggers off of Randy. An adrenaline rush, and understanding that this is as good as it gets, lets Randy roll slightly so that he gets off the hole. His back looks worse than his face, which is no small testament to the bamboo. As Zoran tries to limp off the bamboo damage, Randy sees an opportunity.
MUSHI: “(THE SLOSHY SHUFFLE!!!)”
The schoolboy takes both men over-
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Unfortunately the weight causes another glass floor panel to shatter, and they both wind up falling into the bamboo!
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Coughing up blood from pierced organs, the two slowly crawl out of the hole back into the ring.
MUSHI: “(That was devastating, neither man looks like he has much blood left to give.)”
As both men crawl up to their feet, Zoran explodes with a GUNS FC Special. The brutal kneestrike catches Randy square in the face – sadly it’s the leg that was pierced by bamboo, and Sainovic collapses. It takes him a few seconds to make the pin-
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH-kickout!
Psycho KGB: “(After taking that knee on the chin, and managing to survive, anyone who has questioned Randy’s MMA future should take note.)”
MUSHI: “(THE MOWDOWN!)”
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE-kickout!
Psycho KGB: “(Randy showing incredible heart! I assumed it was as black as his liver, but he is doing us proud! Take note, XHF – that is a true J-RoK fighting man!)”
The translation is accurate. Exhausted from blood loss, the champion looks to finish things with a Friendly Conversation ’08 – but Randy manages to knock him off with a roundhouse right. A boot to the midsection further drives the glass in, doubling Sainovic over for a straight right hook. Taking Zoran to his knees, Randy starts to dance around doing his best Rocky impression with a lot of jabs that make the champion look like a piece of raw hamburger. Wild drunken flailing soon leads to a spinning windup punch – which ACTUALLY CONNECTS knocking Sainovic out. Sadly, Randy is dizzy. It takes him a moment not to throw up, but eventually, Randy crawls on top for the cover-
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A violent spasm simulates a last second kickout.
Psycho KGB: “(NEW CH- he was so close!)”
MUSHI: “(In his blinded state, Sainovic had no chance against the mouth of the XHF – no matter how loud he is. Zoran is out, and Randy calling for- DRUNK DROPPER X!)”
Grabbing a fistful of Zoran’s hair, Randy lifts him up for the most devastating head drop on the network...
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Before the head smash can take effect, however, Zoran hits an uppercut.
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The force knocks Randy up in the air, through a glass floor sheet – and into the bamboo stakes. As the XHF’s favourite alcoholic tries to figure out a way to dis-impale himself, Zoran makes the cover.
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING! DING! DING!
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match... and STILL X*Crown Champion, ZORAN SAINOVIC!!!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Let this be a lesson, when a guy’s offence consists of MAINLY imitating Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, you don’t put him in a position where he can uppercut you into a bed of spikes.)”
MUSHI: “(When you put it that way, it’s almost like Kira set Randy up to lose.)”
Despite being from a rival promotion, the audience politely clap for a champion that has done much to earn their respect over the past year. J-RoK officials walk over to the grotesque looking ring with a trophy to commemorate another successful title defence. Barely able to see, let alone stand, it takes a moment for the champion to reach out and accept his award. Before he can grasp it, however, Kris Quake nails him from behind with a Go to Jail, then hits a Lights Out that sends Zoran through the glass floor.
MUSHI: “(What is he doing here?)”
Psycho KGB: “(Many people felt Kris Quake should have won the X*Crown at GUNS Boxing Day – and only lost because of Randy’s interference. I took Quake’s absence to mean there was trouble in paradise for Off the Wagon.)”
MUSHI: “(Well they seem to be on the same page now!)”
Helping Randy off the bamboo spikes, Quake immediately picks up Zoran for the two to hit their tag team finisher – which apparently doesn’t exist. Still they try to do something as a team, and the end result drops Zoran hard into the bamboo. While the champion coughs up more blood, Off the Wagon take turns drinking Super Sake out of the successful defence trophy.
Psycho KGB: “(I have a feeling this isn’t over between these three! Meanwhile, OtW celebrating like it’s New Year’s Eve… and the champion? After officials manage to remove him from that bamboo bed – he has to catch a red eye to defend against Cross Recoba in GUNS.)”
MUSHI: “(Recoba should send Off the Wagon a gift basket, because they just hand delivered the crown.)”
Main Event: World War 2 Death Match; No Time Limit
SKY Force (Nausicaa Suzuki, Hayley Grimes, & Shizuku Yamamoto) Vs. E.V.E. (Dylan Black, Big Bad Wolf, & Darlene Price)
SKY Force (Nausicaa Suzuki, Hayley Grimes, & Shizuku Yamamoto) Vs. E.V.E. (Dylan Black, Big Bad Wolf, & Darlene Price)
MUSHI: "(When talking about this match we must go back to 2020. Back at Raison D'Etre we saw the culmination of Dexter Point and his PURE stable when he would create one of the most brutal matches in J-ROK history. This match has only happened the one time, until now. Because that's how personal. How long this feud has been boiling. That's how long these two groups have been getting back at one another.)"
Psycho KGB: "(This match is a career ender. A stable killer. Not to mention the aftermath this unholy structure does to a person.)"
MUSHI: "(The first World War Death Match saw the mysterious owner of J-ROK revealed to be Kira Izumi and PURE disband into UZUMAKI. Kado would win that war, but at what cost? They'd soon disband and grow apart over the next year. But now that we've given you a brief history of the match lets tell you how this match will work.)"
Psycho KGB: "(This match will be held within two rings. both rings will be surrounded by an exploding barbed wire cage. There will be weapons inside the ring and all members of both teams will start the match. The only way to win this match is by Submission or Knock Out. Within this war, like all wars, all is fair. Nothing is illegal in this battle of survival. The match will only end when an entire team has been eliminated. Now that the history and rules of the match are done, lets get down to the introductions. Take it away Fumio.)"
Fumio Daemura: "(This match is your main event of the evening! This match is a World War 2 Death Match and can only be won by submission or knock out. This match has no time limit. There must be a winner! Now introducing first in the blue corner! Representing SKY Force! They are Nausicaa Suzuki, Hayley Grimes, and Shizuku Yamamoto!)"
MUSHI: "(This all started back last year at Raison D'Etre 2. Hayley Grimes challenged Dylan Black for the Visual Kai championship. She lost the match and went missing. With both Nausicaa and Hayley gone the rest of SKY Force vowed vengence on EVE. Shortly afterwards Grimes would return and the feud only grow. She would eventually beat Black for the title. EVE and SKY Force would continue to fight over the tag titles and new wave title over the year. With Black managing to win back the VK title last night. Now we see the culmination of a over a year. These two groups despise one another.)"
Fumio Daemura: "(And in the red corner, their opponents. They are Your J-ROK Super Duos Champions Big Bad Wolf and J-ROK New Wave Champion Darlene Price and J-ROK Visual Kei Champion Dylan Black... they are EVE!)"
The 100,000 plus fans packed into the Japan National Stadium are wild and rowdy still despite it being nearly two in the morning and the show likely going well into the night as it turns to morning. But the fans didn't care about the time. They've waited nearly two years to see SKY Force get proper revenge once and for all against EVE. The fans would chant "SKY Force Banzai!" and "SKY Force Ichiban!" while hissing out the Japanese equivalent to "Die EVE" and "Fuck Those Gaijins". All six members for both teams would start the match in opposite rings. With various weapons to use spread throughout the ring. Surrounded by an exploding barbed wire cage, they all try to keep their distance.
(DING! DING! DING!)
MUSHI: "(And here we go! The match and moment we've been waiting so long for!)"
Psycho KGB: "(This is going to be another very violent, very bloody match. This could end careers or even lives!)"
As soon as the bell rings all six slowly approach one another. EVE smiling as SKY Force are stone faced. Unphased by the dirty little tricks. Numb to so much of it after this long time. Now for what they hope to be the final time, they face off against EVE in another horrific war. EVE slowly prowl into the first ring with SKY Force, hunting their prey. SKY Force stand their ground. Not letting their emotions get to them. EVE charge at them, but get stopped right in their tracks with three slaps from SKY Force. They all take a few steps back, clutching their jaws. We see hand prints on their faces as SKY Force leave their first mark!
Dylan, Bigby and Darlene all look at one another. Making a few slight movements before sprawling off into different directions. They all pick a target and a body part to strike them down. They all act as if in a flash. Without second thought, they strike. And strike they do. The kicks and chops and lariats by all three could be heard from the cheap seats two football fields away. SKY Force hold, barely budging in their home turf. They all pop back with more quick punches to the jaw. They strike again with stereo Dream Crushers. With Nausicaa's knocking down Wolf. They'd then hit a flurry of high angled roundhouse kicks. Shizuko's knocking out Darlene. A trio of hip attacks would send Dylan seeing stars. A rare triple Crash Bootycoot from SKY Force would see Hayley try to pin Dylan. He'd kick out. Her and Shizuku would try. Kick Out. All three would give it a go, but this time Darlene and Bigby break it up. They stomp out SKY Force sending them all down to the ground.
Dylan rolls over and mounts on top of Suzuki. He punches her multiple times. Screaming at her.
Psycho KGB: "(A very intense start this contest. Both teams know each other so well that it's going to take them to go above and beyond to beat one another.)"
MUSHI: "(EVE now punishing SKY Force in their own way. Just relentlessly punching the holy hell out of them!)"
Psycho KGB: "(This is a side of both of these groups that we've never seen before.)"
MUSHI: "(The closest we've seen Darlene or Dylan like this was back when they had fought each other or STRiFE! SKY Force hasn't been anything like this ever!)"
SKY Force would get a little comeback going. Managing to break free from EVE and get some offence back against them. We'd see SKY Force and EVE enter into a chop off. Neither team backing down. It'd go back and forth for a few minutes of straight chopping. EVE would sneak in some eye pokes and low blows to finally drop down SKY Force. They'd all pile in on Hayley for the pin. Nausicaa and Shizuku would muster up enough to break it. Both of them still trying to recover from the low blows as they club Bigby and Dar.
They'd all begin trading forearms now. The forearms turn into punches which turn into trading big boots. Nausicaa and Bigby would be the only ones standing from the altercation. The fans would chant loudly for the two to go at it. In just a moment they'd both run back and forth as hard and fast as they could, bouncing off the ropes with such speed and force it could kill an elephant. They'd both meet in the middle of the ring, hitting one another with big boots. Nearly knocking one another out and sending their boots literally flying out of the cage!
The referee begins their count.
MUSHI: "(Two of the best big boots in the business have collided tonight!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Everyone feeling the affects of this match and of the past month early on here tonight.!)"
The fans roar trying to get them back up to continue. At the last second they all get back up and go at it. We'd see EVE win an exchange and hit a triple suplex. A pin attempt would get them no where as the match would continue on.
BBW would lift up Grimes and throw her face first into the barbed wire cage.
*BOOM!*
MUSHI: "(The first casualty of that exploding cage is Hayley Grimes!)"
Grimes goes down as Dylan strikes on Suzuki and BBW and Price take out Shizuku. Bigby grabs Yamamoto and traps her. Forcing her to watch the carnage that's about to come. Dylan and Dar beat down Suzuki and Grimes some more as we see bloody and burn marks on her face and some singed hair. Darlene sets up a board with metal pop cans. she suplexes Suzuki through it from the top rope. Yamamoto screams in anger and horror as she sees Price continue the torment. using the cans to slice and cut a hole into the head of Suzuki.
MUSHI: "(Suzuki and Grimes bleeding buckets in the opening stages of this match and Yamamoto is beside herself.)"
Psycho KGB: "(Shizuku is pissed! She's angry! I can tell you from experience, MUSHI, Yamamoto is seeing blood lust now. Seeing her friends bleed and suffer this much in front of her..)"
Shizuku fights and screams as she witnesses the damage being done to her friends. She sees Hayley crying as she's being tortured by Black. Her flesh ripping from the barbed wire bat. Hayley crying out Shizuku's name. Reaching for her. But Black puts on a face rake. Pulling back on her mouth and nose as hard as he can. Nearly ripping it off. Yamamoto stops screaming and fighting. She suddenly shows no emotions as she slowly resists the grip of Wolf. She claws and digs into Wolfs skin deep enough to draw blood as she loosens it. Yamamoto slips under and out in an instant. Dropping Wolf with a cunt punt.
She'd rush towards Price before she knew what was going on. Being hit with a spinning backfist. a move Yamamoto called POW! She'd drop like a sack of pottatos. She'd then get her hands on Dylan. Booting him in the face. He keeps the grip on tight, flipping off Shizuku and yelling at her "It's your fault this is happening! You're weak!)"
Yamamoto punches him in the face as hard as she can, but he stumbles down to a knee. Looking a bit groggy. He comes to quickly and causes more damage to Hayley. Digging into her eye now. Yamamoto grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Dylan ducks the boot. They come back and meet in the middle. Black goes over Yamamoto. Yamamoto comes back and lands a huge Reality Shift flying double axe handle. She'd go for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Kick Out by Black!
MUSHI: "(It's going to take a lot to beat Black!)"
Yamamoto grabs a weapon from the cage. It's a Sycle. She traps Dylan in a modified stump puller. She pours lighter fluid onto the scythe as she lights it on fire. She digs it deep into the head and eye socket of Black. Shizuku laughs at the pain and torment she's causing to Black. As he screams in pain and agony. Nothing he's not used to, but still hurts none the same.
Bigby would stop the revenge of Yamamoto short. Spearing the wind out of her. She'd then choke her. Screaming at her. She'd lift her up and throw her into the air, catching her with a power bomb.
Psycho KGB: "(The Feeding!)"
MUSHI: "(It's ove- no! Yamamoto still in this, but not for long... ANOTHER FEEDING!)"
Psycho KGB: "(That's it for Shizuku. But EVE are not done with her!)"
Fumio Daemura: "(Shizuku Yamamoto has been eliminated. The teams now stand 2-3.)"
Dylan motions for the others to hold her up. Dylan grabs the scythe and then at Yamamoto. He looks at the scythe again before looking angered. He takes the blade to the chest of Yamamto. Carving EVE into her chest with the scythe.
MUSHI: "(Shizuku let her emotions get to her too much. She fought valiently, but couldn't overcome the wrath of EVE tonight.)"
Psycho KGB: "(Dylan making sure she never forgets EVE for the rest of her life!)"
With the odds stacked against them SKY Force continue their battle up the hill.
The two women fight back against EVE and get Black down with a punch to the throat.
Suzuki and Grimes both throw punches at the tag team champs. Knocking them back for a moment. They whip them into the ropes and on the way back eat boots by the champs. EVE no throw chops SKY Force's way. Whipping them into the ropes. On the way back they hit a big boot hip attack combo. This time with a crash bootycoot onto wolf. She staggers to a knee. Nausicaa throws light tubes into her face as she drops to another knee, now trying to get back up. Hayley with an elevated crash bootycoot again and gets her dropped!
She goes for the pin...
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Dylan breaks up the pin. They'd have to make sure all members are down first!
Suzuki and Grimes stomp him down and throw him into the corner. They turn their attention back to Price and both lift her up. They lawn dart her into the cage, a meassure of revenge i'm sure.
*BOOM*
The cage explodes as Darlene eats it. She tumbles and is full of burns and blood.
They turn their attention to Bigby, getting her set up for the Bedlam. They hit it and go for the pin! Suzuki keeping Black at bey with a big boot into the corner.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Fumio Daemura: "(Big Bad Wolf has been eliminated. The teams are now 2-2.)"
Hayley and Nausicaa evening the odds, now see both teams really kick it into full gear. We'd see a lot of weapons being used. From kendo sticks to chairs. With Darlene throwing a chair right into the face of Nausicaa. Nearly knocking her out from it. Grimes would show why she's a now former Visual Kei Champion. Fighting off both EVE members and landing some nasty kicks to their midsections. She'd powerslam Dylan and then Price onto him before pinning both. They'd kick out almost instantly.
Hayley starts to get frustrated now. Setting up another crash bootycoot. She goes for it, but is caught by Dylan with a disaterpiece to her butt! It hurts Dylans knee almost as much as it did Grimes behind. With her primary weapon weakened, SKY Force would be in trouble.
Suzuki does a low dropkick to the knee before stomping it a few times. She turns towards Price and boots her a few times in the face. Suzuki would continue the offence until Black comes from behind with a stomp to the back of her leg. Causing her to drop down. He beats her with his barbed wire baseball bat.
Hayley tackles him and kicks the bat out of reach. She'd try to hit Dylan with another crash bootycoot, but would miss. Instead Dylan would flapjack her up in the air. Dar would hit the RU486. She goes for the pin on Grimes.
ONE!
TW-
Suzuki breaks the pin.
Grimes lets her emotions fuel her as she goes on a tear. She gets dropped by Dylans Headstrong hurricarana though. Dar hits her with another RU486, this time into a board of barbed wire. She goes for the pin as Black takes control of Suzuki.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Fumio Daemura: "(Hayley Grimes has been eliminated. The teams are now 1-2.)
MUSHI: "(Down to Nausicaa against Dylan and Darlene now. SKY Force let their emotions get the best of them each time. That's what led to them being eliminated. Nausicaa has to play it cool and has to stick to her plan. She has to take this one opponent at a time!)"
Psycho KGB: "(She has one hell of a task ahead of her, but she's done it before in the Mach 20. She's done it before winning the XHF Tag Team Titles. The IJWF World Championship. But can she do it on the grandest stage of them all?)"
Suzuki pops both of them with quick jabs. Trying to take one out to focus on the other. She ducks a swing from Blacks bat and a left by Price. She uses her parkour skills to flip and dodge what comes at her, making them attack themselves. She's like a cat, agile, quick. Precise. She hits her heads or tails signature move onto Black before delivering a crushing blow towards Darlene. The fans roar for her as she drops Price. She starts working on the ribs and lungs of her opponent now. Grabbing some bamboo skewers she drops down Price with a pandemonium. Suzuki goes for the pin, but is intercepted. Dylan catches her and stops the pin attempt.
He locks up with her as she slips behind him and goes for a german suplex. Dylan blocks it and gets behind her. Clubbing her with blows before hitting a reverse haedstrong on Nausicaa. He goes for a pin, but she kicks out to the fans delight. They all begin to chant her name as she gets pumped up. She wraps a cloth around her arm before catching it on fire. She hits Dylan with a burning lariat before pinning him he kicks out and she throws him into the cage.
*BOOM*
She hits another pandamonium and locks in her Destiny grounded octopus. As blood pours out of her head, Darlene tries to fight out of it, but blacks out due to loss of blood and lack of oxygen.
Fumio Daemura: "(Darlene Price has been eliminated. The teams are now 1-1.)"
Psycho KGB: "(What a feat by Suzuki. Not many people can say they put the double champion.)"
MUSHI: "(The final elimination ends the match!)"
Dylan crawls back and faces down Nausicaa. The fans all chant for Suzuki and boo Dylan as they exchange strikes again. This time slower than before. They both yell out and go for some big moves. Suzuki hits him with a dream catcher, forcing him into the ropes. He comes back and hits a distaster piece. she bounces back into the ropes as he comes with a lariat. She spins and catches him into her pandamonium. He fights out though. Managing to slip out and roll up Suzuki into a prawn hold.
ONE!
T-
kick out just barely. Back to their feet Dylan goes for another knee, but it's blocked. Suzuki goes for the boot, but is tripped. Dylan pops up with a stomp. Wicked Stepsister attempted, but Suzuki fights it. Dylan backs up and goes for a kick. Suzuki flips him into another attempted pandamonium. Dylan breaks free and kicks her. He drops her with his pentagon driver, Ragnarok and knocks her out cold.
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winners of this match Big Bad Wolf, Darlene Price, and Dylan Black... EVE!)"
EVE continue to punish Suzuki as the rest of SKY Force come out to help. They get beaten down by EVE. Black Knife Cabal storm the ring and brawl against them. The numbers would be too much for them to over come though. Suddenly...
Suddenly, “Automatic” by Don Broco begins to play, and TEMERARIO appears on stage, the neck of the golden guitar held in his hand. The crowd, almost as exhausted as the wrestlers who just fought until they had nothing left, stir again as they realise what may be about to happen.
MUSHI: “(Wait, is this happening? Is TEMERARIO cashing in his title shot right now?)”
The answer looks to be yes, as The Humble Hero starts to run towards the ring, the crowd’s anticipation building…until he is blindsided by BBW almost decapitating him with a lariat just as he was about to slide into the ring! Darlene Price has also recovered enough to join BBW in putting multiple boots into TEMERARIO. Meanwhile, Dylan Black has also recovered enough, and starts to direct traffic, BBW slides the guitar into the ring as Darlene rolls the Mexican into the ring. TEMERARIO struggles to get to his knees but eats a nasty kick to the side of the head to send him back to the mat.
Dylan then turns his attention to the golden guitar, and he picks it up with a sinister look in his eyes. He tells BBW and Darlene to pick TEMERARIO up, and the pair go to grab him, and instinctively he starts fighting back, throwing a forearm at Darlene, an elbow at BBW, but Dylan stops any further offence by cracking him in the gut with the base of the guitar. This allows BBW and Darlene to force him on his knees, and Dylan stands over him, poised to strike the guitar in his face, he screams that he warned TEMERARIO, and arches back to strike…
And then the lights go out…Before the tron begins to kick into life with some code…
x:\hf\feds\cd nlw
x:\hf\feds\nlw cd jrok
x:\hf\feds\nlw\jrok\run revenge.exe
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………………………YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES
The lights come back on, and the crowd go wild…former NLW Heavyweight Champion, Leon Chant stands behind BBW and Darlene…. And behind Dylan Black is former XHF X*Crown Champion….Rob Arnold!
Psycho KGB: "(The Academy are here!)”
Dar and BBW turn into Chant hitting a double clothesline, Black turns and Arnold plants a boot so hard he drops to one knee, Arnold wastes no time in hitting the Shattered Ice, stomping Dylan’s face to the mat. BBW meanwhile gets back up but is met with a headbutt that bounces her against the ropes, and Chant sees her come back and hits a pop up powerbomb! All that leaves is Darlene, who hasn’t recovered as quickly as TEMERARIO, and he hits the TEMERARIO PAQUETE #1 to complete the trifecta.
Psycho KGB: "(Last night Dylan Black said TEMERARIO had no friends…well he may have been wrong. It seems that The Academy have come for some long awaited redemption of being brutally attacked just over a year ago!)”
Arnold grabs the golden guitar and hands it to TEMERARIO, nodding to him as he does. The pair, alongside Leon Chant stand tall as E.V.E. roll out of the ring for their own safety. TEMERARIO slowly raises the guitar above his head as “Fresh Start Fever” by You Me At Six plays. We see EVE head towards the back vowing for them to pay and cursing up a storm.
We cut to the back as we see a hand drop a lit lighter into a trash can. The flames grow in an instant. They soon reach towards the stage as fans begin to notice.
Psycho KGB: "(Hold on everyone there seems to be trouble backstage. Is that? Is that smoke?)"
MUSHI: "(No Psycho it's... it's a FIRE! Everyone get out of here quick!)"
Just they notice one fire another begins to start from another place in the arena.
Psycho KGB: "(I don't know what's going on. I don't know how this is happening or even what's happening. But folks get the hell out of here and get to safety! Come on MUSHI we gotta go!)"
They both leave as the flames grow even more now.
We slowly fade to a shot of the city as the Japan National Stadium begins to burn. The fire starts to travel consuming more and more of the city as Fire fighters try their best to control it.
We hear I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire By The ink Blots play as the flames grow. The orange glow lights up the night sky as we zoom out to see three masked figures with gas cans and lighters. We pan up to see that it's EVE.
They all laugh and smile at the chaos they've caused. Seeing the city burn. The feed cuts out as we hear screams and the song continues to play. The feed cuts out as we see nothing but flames.