Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Feb 18, 2023 12:24:33 GMT -5
We are many streets across the city of Seattle, to a point we have no clue which specific alleyway we’re at, as in one of these alleyways are a pair of British girls in somewhat baggy jeans and dark coloured hoodies. Whoever they are, their fashion sense doesn't really give a hint of uniqueness as, with a can of spray paint in each of their right hands, the duo turns to face us.
Pepper Hutchinson
“Yo there. My name is Pepper Hutchinson, my friend here goes by the name Maxine Salt and we’re the newest kids on the block at Wrestle: UK. Why is that important? Because there is this little gauntlet that’s going to happen at the end of the month and we’re not only going to be making our professional wrestling debuts in this match…but we’re also going to be making our professional wrestling debuts by leaving this city with those shiny Tag Team Championships.”
The shorter of the pair boastfully declare before turning back to spray upon the wall behind them, leaving the taller woman - the one who was previously flexing and posing throughout her partner’s speech - to talk to us.
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah, we know that there are many other teams in this gauntlet. There is this Team Fairtex, you know the bums who lost to Champs to crown them in the first place. Then there is The Dark Stars, a pair of weirdos who are so fixated on time and space that they’ve been rather irrelevant at present. Oh and Neon Bushido…some pair violent vagabonds so unbelievably ugly that one of them is afraid to be seen without his mask. Some twins who are probably a pair of one ‘twin magic’ trick ponies. The Brother Glucks, who if you replace the first two letters of Glucks with ‘S’ then you’d understand exactly who they are.”
The shorter of the two couldn’t help but stop what she was doing to laugh at her partner’s last few words. Though afterwards she turned herself back around to face us.
Pepper Hutchinson
“There’s also Some duo who aren’t even an official duo.Then you get Mister Grumpy’s cult of people who are angry at their receding hairline, from Donziggy’s baldness and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum’s almost hairless scalps to the traces of grey in Sinclair’s hair. Oh yeah there’s also this Rage and Cage brother team that are probably so unremarkable that we’ll probably forget about them before we go to bed tonight. Man…with teams like these, no other Mr. Blood is desperate for teams from other companies to give tag division a boost. A boost that wouldn’t be exactly needed if it weren’t for the Tag Team Champions…”
Possibly taking advantage of the height between the two Maxine leans down and practically rests her elbow on Pepper’s head. The latter, possibly out of their friendship, doesn’t attempt to push Miss Salt off.
Maxine Salt
“You know, the berks who think it must be super cool to call themselves ‘The Bastards’. If anything, that alone is more than enough of a reason why those Titles badly need to have new holders. Yeayeayeah, we get that they haven’t been easy to defeat. Like I guess you can’t be the only holders of the belts, for almost a year I’m willing to add, without some kind of skill level…and they have found ways to keep hold of the gold, be it credible or not. But that level is not acceptable anymore. Nonono, the skill level of Wrestle UK has quadrupled the moment we signed pen to paper and this match, this gauntlet, we’re gonna show our vase superiority-”
Pepper Hutchinson
“In skills, looks and awesomeness.”
Maxine Salt
“By walking into The Climate Pledge Arena, decimating all those other ‘teams’ and leaving as the new Tag Team Champions. It doesn’t matter if we’re the first team to enter, the last to enter or somewhere in the middle-”
Pepper Hutchinson
“Nor does it matter if we’re the least experienced team coming in. We’re going to style on all those raggedy ass bitches and end our debut as the new Champs because, like Tina Turner always tell us-”
Maxine Salt & Pepper Hutchinson
“We’re simply the best.”
Both Englishwomen push their non spray can holding hand out like a fist towards us before walking around us to leave. Thus leaving the last thing we see, before shading to black, to be a brick wall with a fluffy blue ‘S’ and a striking pink ‘P’ spray painted across it.
Pepper Hutchinson
“Yo there. My name is Pepper Hutchinson, my friend here goes by the name Maxine Salt and we’re the newest kids on the block at Wrestle: UK. Why is that important? Because there is this little gauntlet that’s going to happen at the end of the month and we’re not only going to be making our professional wrestling debuts in this match…but we’re also going to be making our professional wrestling debuts by leaving this city with those shiny Tag Team Championships.”
The shorter of the pair boastfully declare before turning back to spray upon the wall behind them, leaving the taller woman - the one who was previously flexing and posing throughout her partner’s speech - to talk to us.
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah, we know that there are many other teams in this gauntlet. There is this Team Fairtex, you know the bums who lost to Champs to crown them in the first place. Then there is The Dark Stars, a pair of weirdos who are so fixated on time and space that they’ve been rather irrelevant at present. Oh and Neon Bushido…some pair violent vagabonds so unbelievably ugly that one of them is afraid to be seen without his mask. Some twins who are probably a pair of one ‘twin magic’ trick ponies. The Brother Glucks, who if you replace the first two letters of Glucks with ‘S’ then you’d understand exactly who they are.”
The shorter of the two couldn’t help but stop what she was doing to laugh at her partner’s last few words. Though afterwards she turned herself back around to face us.
Pepper Hutchinson
“There’s also Some duo who aren’t even an official duo.Then you get Mister Grumpy’s cult of people who are angry at their receding hairline, from Donziggy’s baldness and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum’s almost hairless scalps to the traces of grey in Sinclair’s hair. Oh yeah there’s also this Rage and Cage brother team that are probably so unremarkable that we’ll probably forget about them before we go to bed tonight. Man…with teams like these, no other Mr. Blood is desperate for teams from other companies to give tag division a boost. A boost that wouldn’t be exactly needed if it weren’t for the Tag Team Champions…”
Possibly taking advantage of the height between the two Maxine leans down and practically rests her elbow on Pepper’s head. The latter, possibly out of their friendship, doesn’t attempt to push Miss Salt off.
Maxine Salt
“You know, the berks who think it must be super cool to call themselves ‘The Bastards’. If anything, that alone is more than enough of a reason why those Titles badly need to have new holders. Yeayeayeah, we get that they haven’t been easy to defeat. Like I guess you can’t be the only holders of the belts, for almost a year I’m willing to add, without some kind of skill level…and they have found ways to keep hold of the gold, be it credible or not. But that level is not acceptable anymore. Nonono, the skill level of Wrestle UK has quadrupled the moment we signed pen to paper and this match, this gauntlet, we’re gonna show our vase superiority-”
Pepper Hutchinson
“In skills, looks and awesomeness.”
Maxine Salt
“By walking into The Climate Pledge Arena, decimating all those other ‘teams’ and leaving as the new Tag Team Champions. It doesn’t matter if we’re the first team to enter, the last to enter or somewhere in the middle-”
Pepper Hutchinson
“Nor does it matter if we’re the least experienced team coming in. We’re going to style on all those raggedy ass bitches and end our debut as the new Champs because, like Tina Turner always tell us-”
Maxine Salt & Pepper Hutchinson
“We’re simply the best.”
Both Englishwomen push their non spray can holding hand out like a fist towards us before walking around us to leave. Thus leaving the last thing we see, before shading to black, to be a brick wall with a fluffy blue ‘S’ and a striking pink ‘P’ spray painted across it.
