Match: Tag Team Gauntlet
Frank Salazar: The following contest is the W:UK Tag Team Championship Gauntlet Match! The teams will enter in a random order, and the last team remaining will be the W:UK Tag Team Champions!
Torchwood: The over a year long title reign of the Bastards has never been in as much danger as it is tonight!
Fulton: The Bastards are not afraid of these teams, they have ran rampant over this division for 529 days, almost a year and a half of dominance!
Tucker: But can they survive this Gauntlet!
The fans are on their feet as the Bastards walk from the back, pyro erupting with loud booms and sparks along the sides of the Padding-tron. And Frank Windsor walks out, dancing across the stage as he gestures at the belt around his waist. Then Billy Fowler stomps out behind him, throwing a hand in the air with the tag belt held high.
Then they head down the ramp, Frank slithering inside as Fowler steps over the top rope.
Frank Salazar: Entering the ring at this time, they are the reigning and defending W:UK Tag Team Champions! Frank Windsor! Billy Fowler! They are the Bastards!
The fans boo, and Frank shrugs as he leans against the ropes as Fowler walks back and forth.
Tucker: Billy Fowler has to be tired from the fatal five way! Do you think this was wise of the Bastards, Sir Arthur?
Torchwood: I would never bet against the longest reigning W:UK Champion, lad.
The fans are on their feet, and the place is in chaos as Frank comes off the ropes with a shake of his head. Fowler scowls, yelling at the ref as he storms towards the ropes as Salazar stares.
Tucker: It can’t be! It can’t be!
Torchwood: Donzig-gun is here!
Jets of flame erupt around the stage as the lights flare a sullen red as the Baroness Sinclair Godfrey sweeps from the back, pausing to snap her long coat behind her before she lifts her hands. And then Donzig storms from the back, glaring at the ring before he stalks past her to stomp up the stairs. He climbs the turnbuckle, pulling off his mask as he stares at Fowler.
Sinclair steps inside the ring, sneering before Donzig jumps down.
Fulton: This is a blockbuster! I can’t believe this is opening the Gauntlet!
Fowler starts for the Bastards, leaning forward with his arms on the ropes as he is ready to go it seems. The fans are on the edge of their seats, and Donzig nods at Sinclair before he spits with a shake of his head as he glares at Fowler.
The ref calls for the bell, and Fowler charges in with a roar. But Donzig rolls aside, hitting a drop toe hold that sends Fowler into the corner! The fans cheer, and Donzig snags him for a quick roll up!
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KICKOUT!
Tucker: Donzig using the big man’s momentum against him! These fans in Seattle are loving it!
Fulton: You think that is going to stop Fowler?
The former Champ is on his feet, and throws a swing at Donzig who staggers back before he starts firing off a few punches of his own. The pair circle back and forth, trading blows before Fowler rocks him with a huge knee to the gut. He drops a few heavy blows across his back and shoulders, before he locks Donzig a headlock!
Twisting it as he nods at the laughing Frank.
Torchwood: The size and power of the Big Bastard on display!
Tucker: There is an ocean of bad blood between Donzig and the Bastards!
Fowler tightens the hold, and then Donzig shoves him off to throw him at the ropes. Fowler reverses, and sends Donzig into the ropes to catch him with the Big Boot! The fans boo, and Donzig sprawls as Sinclair leans over the ropes to yell at him.
Elbow drop!
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KICKOUT!
Fulton: Donzig should cut his losses, and embrace the inevitable!
Fowler shakes his head, dragging Donzig across the ring to Bastards territory before he makes the tag! Windsor comes in laughing, and then he leaps to the turnbuckle!
Torchwood: Windsor going for the kill!
DIVING HEADBUTT! But Donzig rolls aside, the fans cheer wildly as Frank rolls around grabbing at his head before he climbs to his feet staggering around. Donzig cocks his head, and then he drives a boot into his gut!
EVENT HORIZON!
Fulton: No! No!
Tucker: Windsor is out cold!
Donzig stares down at Frank, and then charges at Fowler to batter a few quick elbows into his head and face. Fowler staggers, and Donzig grabs his head to slam it against the ringpoost to drop him from the ring.
Then he runs to hit the middle rope for the Lionsault!
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Donzig lifts Frank’s shoulders, laughing at the ref before he flings Frank aside as the fans boo.
Torchwood: Honestly, I am not sure why we all didn’t see that coming.
Donzig laughs, and drags Frank across the ring to make the tag to Sinclair.
Tucker: The Baroness in the ring for the first time tonight, and Frank is trying to clear the cobwebs as he leans hard against the ropes.
Sinclair snaps a superkick into his face, and Frank falls to the outside! The fans boo, and Frank sprawls in a heap before he starts to rise. Donzig leaps from the ring, glaring at Frank as he storms forward only to come face to face with a furious Fowler!
The two start to exchange words, and the place is going wild as Frank comes to his feet as well.
SUICIDE DIVE FROM SINCLAIR!
Tucker: I don’t believe it!
Torchwood: This is just the first match of this Gauntlet!
The ref counts, holding up his fingers as the four start to slowly stir. Fowler is up first, and he grabs Sinclair to fling her inside before he drags Frank to his feet. He rolls him inside, and the King of Yorkshire goes for the cover!
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…..KICKOUT!
Fulton: Slow count from the ref!
Torchwood: Sinclair Godfrey is a dangerous woman, lads!
Frank is dragging Sinclair to her feet, and he is shaking his head as he fires her into the corner. Then he starts delivering chop after chop, slapping the Baroness hard before he drops back for an European Uppercut! The fans boo, and Sinclair staggers forward only to be thrown at the ropes!
Samoan Drop!
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…..KICKOUT!
Tucker: Frank can’t believe it!
Frank yells at the ref, slapping his hands together three times before he makes the tag to Fowler! Sinclair meanwhile, rolls over crawling towards her corner with her hand out. But Fowler drags her backwards, hauling her into the air for a huge backdrop!
Torchwood: Dear God! Sinclair broken in half!
Fowler laughs at Donzig, shrugging before he drags Sinclair upwards again with a shake of his head before he lightly smacks her cheek. Then he shoves her into the corner, running back to deliver a few stiff elbows to her head.
Fulton: Fowler taking his time to wear down Sinclair! He knows how stubborn the Baroness can be!
Tucker: Or he could be sending a message!
Fowler smirks, and then he drags her from the corner to throw her at the ropes! Donzig makes the blind tag, and Fowler hits the Big Boot!
Sinclair is down, and Fowler makes the pin!
Torchwood: Fowler missed the tag!
The ref tries to call off Fowler, but Donzig is on him too fast. The Scourge tackling him, delivering blow after blow before he comes back to his feet. He glares down at Fowler who starts to rise, and sneers at Frank.
Boot to the temple, and Fowler is planted with a Double Arm DDT!
The fans explode, and Donzig eggs them on before he grabs Fowler’s leg to stomp away at his knee!
PENNSYLVANIA CLOVERLEAF!
Torchwood: Donzig looking to wear Fowler down if he doesn’t tap!
Tucker: Not a bad plan!
Frank Windsor dives inside of the ring, driving a knee into Donzig’s head to force the break as Fowler strains for the ropes! The fans boo, and Frank delivers a few hard blows to the Scourge before the ref drags him off.
Fowler staggers to his feet, turning to grab for Donzig as the ref is still arguing with Windsor.
BLACK MIST!
Fulton: Where’s the ref! Where is the fucking ref!
Tucker: Fowler is blinded!
Donzig stares at Frank as the ref draws back as Fowler wipes at his face as he stumbles towards the corner, and then the Scourge nods slowly as the Bastards make the tag.
Torchwood: Donzig sending a message of his own!
Frank comes through the ropes, and walks over to glare at Donzig as he starts talking trash. Then Donzig starts firing off stiff right hands, battering him into the ropes before he throws him into the corner. He chokes him with his foot, snarling and spitting before he rakes his eyes along the ropes. Holding him there as he makes the tag to Godfrey.
Tucker: Donzig is furious!
Sinclair comes in, delivering a few hard kicks to the ribs of the King of Yorkshire. Then the ref calls her off, but she shakes her head before Donzig grabs Frank around the waist to lift him for a piledriver.
Sinclair leaps to the ropes, and comes off to drive Frank’s legs forward to spike his head against the mat!
Fulton: No! They could have broken Frank’s neck!
The fans are going wild, and Frank sprawls on the mat as Sinclair makes the cover.
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…..Th….Sinclair is ripped from the ring!
FOWLER!
Tucker: Fowler makes the save! This is bullshit!
Torchwood: Lad!
Fowler grabs Sinclair, lifting her upwards to drive her across the edge of the apron! But Donzig chopblocks his knee, and the fans explode as Sinclair stumbles free. Fowler staggers, holding at his knee as he turns!
EVENT HORIZON!
The fans are going crazy, and Donzig grabs Fowler to batter him against the barricade as Sinclair rolls inside as Frank rises. He smirks and grabs her, dragging her to her feet before she fires off a kick! Frank catches her foot with a smirk, shaking his head.
Enzuigiri!
Fulton:This can’t be happening!
Windsor staggers back, and Sinclair smirks before she snaps a Spin Kick across his face! Windsor drops, and she pulls his arms across his chest as Seattle is on it’s feet.
WITCH’S HAMMER!
Fulton: FRANK! NO!
Tucker: No one has ever kicked out from the Witch’s Hammer!
Torchwood: This is the end of an age!
Sinclair makes the pin, and the fans count with the ref!
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……THREE!....
Torchwood: There will be new champions in Seattle!
Sinclair stares as Frank rolls from the ring to be collected by a battered looking Fowler, and then she rises to her feet with a nod to Donzig who leans in their corner with a glance at the ramp.
Frank Salazar: Entering the ring at this time, Jeffrey Daniels, Scott Lee Rothlesberger! They are the pride of Charm City, they are the NEW UNTOUCHABLES
Tucker: The New Untouchables return to the XHF!
Torchwood: Donzig looks like he has stepped in something!
Indeed, as the New Untouchables come down the ramp leaping and exchanging high fives before they pose for the fans. Then they run at the ring, leaping onto the apron before Scott Lee Rothlisberger jumps over the ropes.
He runs at Sinclair, grabbing her to fling her into the ropes! Cartwheel Lariat!
Torchwood: Why would he? I don’t understand.
Fulton: That is the style now, old man!
Torchwood: ‘Old man’?
Rothlisberger smirks at Donzig, flipping his hair before he runs back to the ropes before coming off with a handspring that lands in a moonsault! Then he makes the tag with a ‘thigh slap’.
Tucker: Did he just–
Torchwood: Donzig looks like he is about to have a seizure.
Jeffrey Daniels leaps across the ropes, landing on his knees before he poses. The fans jeer, and he smirks as he comes to his feet as he waits for Sinclair to rise with a few flicks of his fingers.
SUPERKICK!
Fulton: This could be it! This could be an upset!
Torchwood: No handspring?
Cover.
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Donzig breaks the pin with a stomp, and the fans explode as the Scourge ignores the ref to haul Daniels to his feet. Snapping him at the ropes, before catching him with a facebuster on the rebound! Then he drags Sinclair to the corner.
Tucker: From the look on his face, I don’t think the Untouchables want Godfrey to make this tag!
Sinclair shakes her head, and lifts her arm as Daniels gapes before he goes to grab her leg. Rothlisberger comes across the ropes, charging before Sinclair’s hand slaps Donzig’s. And Daniels stares as Donzig comes through the ropes with a gleam in his eyes.
Fulton: Daniels! Run!
Torchwood: No lad, show him your handspring! He loves that!
Daniels is leveled by a stomp as Donzig charges at Rothlisberger to send him sprawling with a clothesline! The fans are eating it up as he storms back and forth, tugging at his beard as he snarls and mutters to himself. Then he shoves past the ref to grab Rothlisberger, and flings him across the top rope.
Then he pauses, head tilting.
THIGH SLAP!
The fans explode, and Donzig frowns as he turns to stare at Daniels.
Tucker: Ah, Daniels is in a bad spot.
Daniels holds up his hands, and then makes the time out signal. The fans in the front row lose it, and Sinclair just stares at him in disbelief. The ref shakes his head, and Donzig face twitches before he charges in with fists flying. Daniels is in the corner, and Donzig is battering away at him ignoring the ref before menaces the man.
Then he climbs the middle rope, and he starts dropping punches.
Fulton: That referee is scared of Donzig! This is a disgrace!
Tucker: The referees are all terrified of him.
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Rothlisberger is back in the ring, and runs at the Scourge leaping onto the rope to deliver a hard kick across his back. Donzig staggers, and the fans boo as the Untouchables both grab his legs to lift him upwards!
Double Powerbomb!
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Donzig’s foot is on the ropes!
Torchwood: That was almost an upset! Probably because they forgot the thigh slap!
Fulton: Your bias is very upsetting!
Daniels shakes his head, and then Rothlisberger points at the turnbuckle! A quick nod, and he leaps onto the corner before he poses with like Superman! The fans boo, and then he comes off the ropes with the 630 Senton!
Donzig rolls aside, and Daniels lands in a heap holding at his ribs as he crawls across the ring to make the tag.
Tucker: Scott Lee Rothlisberger is back in the ring, and he is running at the Scourge with mayhem on his mind!
SUPERKICK!
Donzig rolls aside, and Rothlisberger is hung up on the ropes before he snags his arms!
25:17!
Torchwood: Dear God!
Fulton: 1 and a half stars!
The Scourge runs across the ring, and his elbow snaps into the face of Daniels to send him sprawling to the outside before he wipes a hand across his mouth before he stalks over to make the tag to the Baroness!
Tucker: Tag to Godfrey!
Daniels is starting to rise, but Sinclair snags him before she lifts him upwards to catch him with the DESTROYER!
The fans are on their feet, and she makes the cover.
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…..THREE!
Fulton: Not even a single thigh slap from the Baroness!
Tucker: How will we survive!
Frank Salazar: Representing the Von Krauss Dynasty, they are Hehehe and Hahaha! The Twins!
The two sad, decayed looking clowns shuffle down the ramp as the fans boo. And they stare at each other with unease as Sinclair watches them from the ring. And if Donzig looked unhappy with the New Untouchables, the look he gave the twins could freeze blood. He spits, an leaps off the apron to storm up the ramp as the twins seem to debate who would be the first to face him.
Torchwood: The Twins are normally fearless but Donzig has tried to murder them at least four times in the last two months.
Tucker: Them not dying probably insults him.
Donzig grabs Hahaha, and flings him at the barricade as Hehehe tries to pull him off. Donzig spins around, firing off a few elbows before he starts throwing punches. He whips him at the ring, and then charges after him.
CLOTHESLINE!
The fans explode, and Donzig rolls the large clown inside the ring.
Sinclair looks disgusted, licking her lips before she delivers a meteora as the clown rises!
Cover!
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…..KICKOUT!
Fulton: You know I think Sinclair is scared of clowns.
Tucker: Happens if you deal with the Von Krauss enough!
Torchwood: The Baroness probably doesn’t understand their low brow humor is all.
Hahaha lumbers to his feet, wobbling a minute before he fires off a clothesline that drops Sinclair! Then he comes off the ropes with a huge legdrop, the fans boo and he claps happily before he makes the cover.
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…..Donzig drags him off with a snarl, and the ref shoves Donzig towards his corner as Hahaha stares blankly. Then he hauls Sinclair to her feet, and batters her into the corner before he scoops her up. A wild grin, and he charges across the ring before hitting a powerslam!
Tucker: Sinclair is in trouble!
Fulton: The size of the Twins overcoming the speed of the Baroness!
Hahaha tags in his brother who has finally made it to ringside, and Hehehe comes through the ropes to deliver a few hard blows across the shoulders of Sinclair Godfrey before he kicks her in the gut!
X FACTOR!
Torchwood: The Twins unleashing a barrage of offense on Sinclair!
Hehehe makes the pin, and the fans groan. Hahaha hops up and down, clapping his hands in delight as the ref drives for the count.
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……Sinclair gets a hand on the ropes!
The fans cheer, and the Twins stare at each other in confusion. Then Hehehe hauls Sinclair back to her feet, and snaps her at the other corner with a grin.
Blind tag!
Fulton: The Twins missed the tag!
Tucker: Hehehe is going for the splash!
Sinclair crumples in the corner as the clown plows into her. He smiles, nodding happily as he does a little jig before he drags Sinclair from the corner. And Donzig comes across the ropes, spinning him around before he cracks a knee across his head.
Torchwood: Donzig looks worse for wear, but the Scourge is not slowing down!
Tucker: This sort of match is his favorite thing, Sir Arthur!
Another knee to the head, and then Donzig flings Hehehe at the middle rope before he drops a leg across his back. Hehehe slides from the ropes in a heap before he starts to stumble to his feet. The Scourge drives a few forearms across his back and spine, and then wipes him at the ropes!
LOU THESZ PRESS!
Fulton: This is clown abuse!
Donzig comes to his feet, tugging on his beard before his eyes narrow on Hahaha who is leaning across the ropes. And then he charges forward, grabbing him to jerk him across the ropes before he drives a hard kick into his spine.
Torchwood: Donzig is in a fury!
Fulton: Did you ever notice everytime someone in this match hurts Sinclair Donzig flies off the handle?
Tucker: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Do you want him to come over here, man?
Donzig meanwhile stalks back and forth, jerking at his beard before he hauls Hahaha to his feet. He jerks on his hair, leaning closer to his malformed painted face before he snarls.
Donzig: Send Esmeralda my love.
EVENT HORIZON!
The fans explode, and Donzig turns his gaze back to Hehehe as Hahaha falls from the ring. And then he backs up before he snaps Donzig at the ropes, but Donzig hits the bottom rope at the last minute to spring backwards!
SPRINGBOARD EVENT HORIZON!
Tucker: Hahaha is laid out!
Donzig stares around wildly, and then he runs forward to hit the middle rope before he drops down with Lionsault! The fans count as the ref makes the count!
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3!
Donzig rolls off, shaking his head before he hauls himself up the ropes. He spits, glaring towards the ramp as he wipes sweat from his face. A glance to Sinclair who leans hard on the ropes, holding her ribs.
Tucker: Oh, my god! They’re here! They’re here!
Fulton: Joy.
Torchwood: That man is a disgrace to the United Kingdom!
On cue, Lil MC runs from the back running back and forth on the stage as sparks and pyros go off behind him. His body clad in as always in a brown teddy bear costume, and a pixelated area near his crotch as he runs forward to drop to his knees at the top of the ramp with his arms spread wide!
Inside the ring, Donzig stares with his eyes wide as his face twitches.
Torchwood: It looks like the Scourge is ready to blow!
Union Jack runs from the back, and vaults over the head of Lil MC to land on the ramp. He poses and flexes like Hogan before he stops to point double fingers at Donzig with a gun like motion. Then he winks at Sinclair, blowing a kiss.
Fulton: He’s insane!
Torchwood: As if a lady like Sinclair Godfrey would ever!
The fans are losing their shit as Pequeño Dinosaurio leaps across the head of Lil MC with a legsplit before he lands just behind Jack. He doesn’t seem quite as amused to see Donzig staring at them from the ring.
The pair high five, and then Lil MC runs around of them waving his pixelated rubber penis as they head down after him.
Frank Salazar: Entering the ring representing the IIW at a weight of 375 pounds! Pequeño Dinosaurio! Union Jack! They are Bear-o-dactyl!
Sinclair tries to calm down Donzig who is clearly in a fury as Union Jack waves at him before he slides into the ring. Then his eyes settle on Lil MC, and Donzig looks like he stepped in something again.
Tucker: Bad blood between the former SWAT tag team Champions and the Scourge.
Fulton: Union Jack seems happy to see him though!
Jack indeed winks at Sinclair again, and then he holds out a hand to Donzig. Donzig stares at his hand, and his eyes narrow before he swats it away. The place explodes, and then Union Jack tries again.
Donzig stares, and cracks him across the face before he grabs for him. Jack grabs Donzig’s wrist, twisting it around before he drags him to the ropes. Leaping to the turnbuckle before he comes off with a huge armdrag!
Tucker: Nice offensive move by Jack!
The masked man rolls back to his feet, Donzig grabbing at his shoulder as he staggers to his feet. And then Union Jack hits him with a dropkick to the head! The fans explode, and Donzig is down as he looks around dazed! The place is going crazy, and Jack runs back and forth as Lil MC jumps up and down on the outside.
Torchwood: Jack wasting a lot of time playing to these fans!
Tucker: Why do you hate fun?
Then Jack leaps to the turnbuckle, and comes off with a frog splash! But he crashes down on empty mat as Donzig rolls away, he comes to his feet with an angry glare before he drops back into the corner to wait for Jack to rise.
Fulton: Jack is on his feet, but he is in trouble!
CLOTHESLINE!
Union Jack is turned inside out, and the fans groan as Donzig looks around wildly before he hits the middle rope to go for a lionsault!
JACK GETS HIS KNEES UP!
Donzig rolls off, grabbing at his ribs as he starts to crawl for the corner. Union Jack pulls himself up, and dives to pull him back. But the Scourge lunges, and Sinclair comes inside with a toss of her hair as she sneers at Jack.
Union Jack though rubs his hands together, before he slicks back his hair or he would be if he wasn’t wearing a mask. He looks her up and down, nodding slowly before he flops back on the ground. He calls for the cover, and Sinclair stares in shocked disbelief before her eyes flash with anger.
Fulton: I don’t blame him.
Tucker: I can’t even.
Torchwood: Disgusting display!
Sinclair stalks over, and goes to stomp Jack! But he grabs her foot, twisting it to drop the Baroness before he grabs her for a quick suplex! The fans are cheering, and Jack rolls her up.
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….KICKOUT!
Jack shrugs, and makes the tag to Pequeño Dinosaurio! Dinosaurio comes in, and starts delivering hard strikes and kicks to Sinclair Godfrey. Battering her into the corner, before he drops back before he comes running in for a standing hurricarana!
Sinclair is down, and the fans are going wild!
Tag!
Tucker: Quick tags by Bear-o-dactyl! Sinclair is starting to show the wear of this gauntlet!
Torchwood: Donzig and Godfrey are facing their fifth team, and Bearo-dactyl come to fight!
Union Jack climbs the turnbuckle, and then he comes down on Sinclair with a guillotine leg drop! And then Dinosaurio scrambles up behind him to crash down with a splashing dive!
Tucker: Bear-o-dactyl Crash!
Union Jack makes the cover, grinning as the ref goes for the count!
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….THE REF IS RIPPED FROM THE RING BY DONZIG!
The fans boo, and the ref drops as Donzig slams a fist into his face. The fans boo, and Donzig smirks at Jack before he turns to find himself face to face with a furious Lil MC who starts berating him. Donzig curses, and stalks towards him before Dinosaurio dives from the apron to drop the Scourge with a hurricarana! Lil MC smacks the ref awake, and then rolls him inside as the fans are on their feet!
Fulton: Who will save Sinclair from the lecherous Bear Man!
The Baroness is back on her feet, and she goes to deliver a spin kick at Union Jack. But he drops back, grabbing her before hitting an exploder suplex! The fans cheer, and Sinclair is down before he makes the tag to Dinosaurio!
The fans are on their feet as he climbs the ringpost, then flaps his arms before he throws back his head with a shriek! Then he dives off, 5 Star Pterodactyl Splash!
Tucker: Another quick tag, and Sinclair is out cold!
Fulton: This doesn’t look good!
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Donzig dives inside of the ring, trying to break the pin but he is drawn backwards by Lil MC who clings to his legs desperately as he hauls him backwards!
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THREE!
Torchwood: Unbelievable! Bear-o-dactyl pulled it off!
The fans are cheering as Sinclair is hauled dazed to the outside by Donzig, who glares at Bear-o-dactyl as he heads up the ramp. Donzig is limping but still furious, and Union Jack points at him before calling out ‘call me!’.
Then he points at Sinclair and holds up three fingers.
Tucker: No! He didn’t!
Fulton: We don’t kinkshame here at the WUK, Tucker!
Torchwood: I have to see these two face off again!