Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Mar 2, 2023 11:52:14 GMT -5
The scene opens inside the stretch Hummer limousine of “The High Roller” Wesley Crane. Sitting inside is Wesley Crane, Katie Moss and his personal assistant Henderson. Henderson has his iPad out and is holding it in the direction of Wesley. It’s obvious that Henderson is recording him. Wesley raises his glass of whiskey in the air, almost as if he were toasting something.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Here’s to you, Rob Riot.”
Wesley takes a sip from his drink. He lowers his glass.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Somehow you managed to get yourself in this Elimination Chamber match. So I have one question for you… Whose DICK are you sucking to get this special treatment?”
Katie reaches over and touches Wesley’s upper thigh. He looks at her and she gives him a look of disapproval. Wesley knows she isn’t a fan of what he just said.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Uh, what I meant to say is… Whose PEE PEE are you sucking to get this special treatment?”
Wesley looks at Katie.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Better?”
Katie just shakes her head and looks out the window at the countryside. Wesley looks at Henderson, who just shrugs his shoulders, as if to say “I have no clue.” Wesley focuses on the iPad camera again.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Armond, Goth, Havok, Fowler and I all went to war at Legacy. Where were you? If you weren’t in the match with us because you were too busy screwing over the entire locker room, why do you automatically deserve a spot in this World Championship Elimination Chamber match? It’s obvious that the dick you’re sucking belongs to Mr. Blood. I mean, how else would you be given this free opportunity?”
Wesley takes a sip from his whiskey.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me get a few things straight. Rob, I can respect your past because I had a very similar past. The difference between you and me though is that I made something out of my life while you, on the other hand, became an addict. Addicted to booze. Addicted to smoking cigarettes… and these addictions have obviously corrupted your mind because you have this daydream of winning the Wrestle:UK World Championship. Well, Rob, I hate to disappoint you, but I’m about to shatter your dreams. You may want to become the Wrestle:UK World Champion but you’re not getting it while I’m the champion. You see, me and Naomi have become quite close since I won her.”
Henderson speaks up to interrupt Wesley.
Henderson: “You’ve named your World Championship, Naomi?”
Katie Moss speaks up.
Katie Moss: “Oh he did… and he believes in having her with him at all times.”
She says that with a bit of attitude. She obviously doesn’t agree with him naming his World Championship.
Henderson: “All times?”
Katie Moss: “Oh yes, ALL the time.”
Wesley sees what’s happening here. He can feel the tension starting to build inside the limo.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hey babe, you didn’t mind Naomi last night when she was wrapped around my waist and I was pounding you over and over and ov-”
Katie slaps Wesley on the shoulder.
Katie Moss: “ENOUGH!”
Wesley gets his trademark cocky grin on his face. He then looks back at the iPad.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So, Rob, I’m not ready to let her go yet… and just to prepare you for future let downs, I’m not losing her for a long, long time.”
Wesley reaches over and places his hand on Katies. She grabs his hand. She’s obviously not too mad at him if she’s willing to hold his hand.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “As for the others in the match, let me keep this simple. Armond, you’re a sick and twisted human being… you have no place in this match, but since you are in it, just know I’m knocking you the fuck out. The same goes for you Goth. You’re a baaaad man. You’re one tough son of a bitch… but you’re no Wesley Crane. They say you have a 20% chance to win the match. Armond, Goth… you don’t have a 20% chance of winning, you have a 0% chance.”
Wesley finishes his whiskey.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fowler, Havok… I put you two in a group of your own. Fowler, I’ve beaten you. It’s time for you to go do something else. Hell, go fight for the British TV Championship after your boy Windsor loses to Kalmin Watts… or you could focus on burying the rest of the tag team division. Havok… you’re a lot like Rob in my eyes. You’re a punk. You spend a lot of your time drinking in a bar… in fact, the two of you could become a team… you could spend your time drinking and fighting people. Maybe you two could fight Fowler and Windsor in a tag team match… and if we were all lucky, all four of you would destroy each other and end all your careers.”
Wesley takes a deep breath in. As he lets it out, he continues speaking.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “This Elimination Chamber is a lot like the Terror Dome and you all saw what I did inside that Dome. Rob, you feel like you’ve always been in a cage… but you’ve never been trapped inside a cage with Wesley Crane. You five guys are in for the beating of a lifetime inside that Chamber. I don’t care what you THINK is going to happen, I’m telling you what WILL happen. At the end of the Premium Live Event, you’ll hear “AND STILL YOUR WRESTLE:UK CHAMPION, “The High Roller” WESLEY CRAAAANE!”
Wesley looks at Henderson.
Turn it off, Hendo.
Henderson: “Sir, with all due respect, you’re calling them drunks, but you drink A LOT!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “With all due respect, shut the fuck up!”
Henderson: “Yes sir.”
Scene Ends.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Here’s to you, Rob Riot.”
Wesley takes a sip from his drink. He lowers his glass.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Somehow you managed to get yourself in this Elimination Chamber match. So I have one question for you… Whose DICK are you sucking to get this special treatment?”
Katie reaches over and touches Wesley’s upper thigh. He looks at her and she gives him a look of disapproval. Wesley knows she isn’t a fan of what he just said.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Uh, what I meant to say is… Whose PEE PEE are you sucking to get this special treatment?”
Wesley looks at Katie.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Better?”
Katie just shakes her head and looks out the window at the countryside. Wesley looks at Henderson, who just shrugs his shoulders, as if to say “I have no clue.” Wesley focuses on the iPad camera again.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Armond, Goth, Havok, Fowler and I all went to war at Legacy. Where were you? If you weren’t in the match with us because you were too busy screwing over the entire locker room, why do you automatically deserve a spot in this World Championship Elimination Chamber match? It’s obvious that the dick you’re sucking belongs to Mr. Blood. I mean, how else would you be given this free opportunity?”
Wesley takes a sip from his whiskey.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me get a few things straight. Rob, I can respect your past because I had a very similar past. The difference between you and me though is that I made something out of my life while you, on the other hand, became an addict. Addicted to booze. Addicted to smoking cigarettes… and these addictions have obviously corrupted your mind because you have this daydream of winning the Wrestle:UK World Championship. Well, Rob, I hate to disappoint you, but I’m about to shatter your dreams. You may want to become the Wrestle:UK World Champion but you’re not getting it while I’m the champion. You see, me and Naomi have become quite close since I won her.”
Henderson speaks up to interrupt Wesley.
Henderson: “You’ve named your World Championship, Naomi?”
Katie Moss speaks up.
Katie Moss: “Oh he did… and he believes in having her with him at all times.”
She says that with a bit of attitude. She obviously doesn’t agree with him naming his World Championship.
Henderson: “All times?”
Katie Moss: “Oh yes, ALL the time.”
Wesley sees what’s happening here. He can feel the tension starting to build inside the limo.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hey babe, you didn’t mind Naomi last night when she was wrapped around my waist and I was pounding you over and over and ov-”
Katie slaps Wesley on the shoulder.
Katie Moss: “ENOUGH!”
Wesley gets his trademark cocky grin on his face. He then looks back at the iPad.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So, Rob, I’m not ready to let her go yet… and just to prepare you for future let downs, I’m not losing her for a long, long time.”
Wesley reaches over and places his hand on Katies. She grabs his hand. She’s obviously not too mad at him if she’s willing to hold his hand.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “As for the others in the match, let me keep this simple. Armond, you’re a sick and twisted human being… you have no place in this match, but since you are in it, just know I’m knocking you the fuck out. The same goes for you Goth. You’re a baaaad man. You’re one tough son of a bitch… but you’re no Wesley Crane. They say you have a 20% chance to win the match. Armond, Goth… you don’t have a 20% chance of winning, you have a 0% chance.”
Wesley finishes his whiskey.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fowler, Havok… I put you two in a group of your own. Fowler, I’ve beaten you. It’s time for you to go do something else. Hell, go fight for the British TV Championship after your boy Windsor loses to Kalmin Watts… or you could focus on burying the rest of the tag team division. Havok… you’re a lot like Rob in my eyes. You’re a punk. You spend a lot of your time drinking in a bar… in fact, the two of you could become a team… you could spend your time drinking and fighting people. Maybe you two could fight Fowler and Windsor in a tag team match… and if we were all lucky, all four of you would destroy each other and end all your careers.”
Wesley takes a deep breath in. As he lets it out, he continues speaking.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “This Elimination Chamber is a lot like the Terror Dome and you all saw what I did inside that Dome. Rob, you feel like you’ve always been in a cage… but you’ve never been trapped inside a cage with Wesley Crane. You five guys are in for the beating of a lifetime inside that Chamber. I don’t care what you THINK is going to happen, I’m telling you what WILL happen. At the end of the Premium Live Event, you’ll hear “AND STILL YOUR WRESTLE:UK CHAMPION, “The High Roller” WESLEY CRAAAANE!”
Wesley looks at Henderson.
Turn it off, Hendo.
Henderson: “Sir, with all due respect, you’re calling them drunks, but you drink A LOT!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “With all due respect, shut the fuck up!”
Henderson: “Yes sir.”
Scene Ends.
