Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Mar 6, 2023 13:43:02 GMT -5
Pepper Hutchinson
“The gauntlet was ours for the taking.”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah.”
We find ourselves in a very darkened room. So barely lit that all we can see is the table, the few lamps that sit at the nearest corners to us and the blondes known as Pepper Hutchinson and Maxine Salt. With the former on the left side and the latter to our right the pair both appear pouty and huffy at the same time.
Pepper Hutchinson
“We should be entering Saint Patrick’s Day Massacre as the Tag Team Champions. But some stupid official clearly has been ignoring those Specsavers adverts…like, you weren’t even the legal person Maxine.”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah, a referee with half a brain would’ve never made that count. But nonono, the ref was too much of a coward to not hand that stupid Rage and Cage team a totally undeserved victory. Hell we even had the win before that big stupid Reese got himself involved…like seriously, Pepper, your butt knocked one of those dopey ass chumps out cold…well not exactly out cold but long enough to get us the victory.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“So if we get a referee that actually knows how to do his job, ignore the dweeby ‘Enforcer of the High Rollers’ and I just hit use my butt again then we are simply guaranteed to flatten these twerps and achieve revenge…no, not revenge-”
Maxine Salt
“Nonono.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“-justice for the complete bullshit that robbed us of our Tag Team Titles. And once we squish those twerps like little ants underneath our fabulously pricy boots we’ll strut-”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“-stroll-”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“-and stomp our way into becoming the second ever Wrestle:UK Tag Team Champions!”
Unseen Figure
“Are you two idiots DONE?”
A fist suddenly shoots out from the darkness between either woman’s side of the table and slams down upon the surface with a hard enough thud to make both blondes flinch, almost as if a natural reaction drilled into them. Slowly leaning in through the shadows is the face of Shizuku Yamamoto herself as the glare of her eyes, as they shoot towards either minion, made both Pepper and Maxine look down more like chastened children than actual combatants.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“I am SICK and TIRED of hearing this garbage from you two! Using your ass? Get a better referee? Ignore an enforcer? Don’t you two ever listen to this rubbish you both speak? It’s both intolerable and exposes something so stupidly obvious that I swear to god that an IQ test will become a requirement for any future recruitment. All I am hearing from you two are nothing more than excuses and complaining. The referee being stupid is something uncalculated but Mr. Blood is smart enough to appease his King and give you two a rematch…but he might as well not have since, just like at the gauntlet, you two are not taking any of this SERIOUSLY!”
Miss Yamamoto shouts out before raising her fist back up-.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“Look at me!”
-and slamming it back down.to force both blondes to fearfully look up and towards their short leader.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“Pepper, you were practically zooming around the ring like a Formula One car with neither Rage or Cage being able to properly get their hands on you. And Maxine, when you were actually focused you were able to practically manhandle the both of them without breaking a sweat. If you both stayed focused on winning you would’ve won…but instead you let multiple things distract you as you didn’t prepare for anything at all. If the Enforcer is a possible threat, eliminate him straight away, not wait until he does something. And Maxine-”
The King of Failures turned her eyes toward the taller woman.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“-you clearly need to relearn how to take a hit since, no matter what the pair of you say about an useless official, at the end of the day you were taken out by some stomps and a dropkick. There is no excuse for such patheticness so don’t expect me to tolerate any feeble repeat in Belfast.”
She moves her fist away to rub her forehead as a sigh leaves her lips.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“I swear I’m surrounded by idiots.”
The scowling shorty returns her attention to the two blondes.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“It is down to this stupidity, uselessness and feebleness that nobody gave either of you a chance before I found you both…and it is again down to those factors why, at the end of the day, you both fell to Rage and Cage. They may have flaws but they know how to capitalise on opportunities presented to them so, for both your sakes, you better not give them any and avenge your previous defeat to them. Or else I won’t be blamed for my actions…”
Practically growls out the Two Kingdom Champion’s lips as she suddenly gets up to her feet and flips the table over, knocking all the candles over and plunging the room into complete darkness, leaving us to only hear a couple more things before the scene fully cuts out.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“SO GET BACK TO TRAINING!”
Maxine Salt & Pepper Hutchinson
“Y-Yes Sire!”
“The gauntlet was ours for the taking.”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah.”
We find ourselves in a very darkened room. So barely lit that all we can see is the table, the few lamps that sit at the nearest corners to us and the blondes known as Pepper Hutchinson and Maxine Salt. With the former on the left side and the latter to our right the pair both appear pouty and huffy at the same time.
Pepper Hutchinson
“We should be entering Saint Patrick’s Day Massacre as the Tag Team Champions. But some stupid official clearly has been ignoring those Specsavers adverts…like, you weren’t even the legal person Maxine.”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah, a referee with half a brain would’ve never made that count. But nonono, the ref was too much of a coward to not hand that stupid Rage and Cage team a totally undeserved victory. Hell we even had the win before that big stupid Reese got himself involved…like seriously, Pepper, your butt knocked one of those dopey ass chumps out cold…well not exactly out cold but long enough to get us the victory.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“So if we get a referee that actually knows how to do his job, ignore the dweeby ‘Enforcer of the High Rollers’ and I just hit use my butt again then we are simply guaranteed to flatten these twerps and achieve revenge…no, not revenge-”
Maxine Salt
“Nonono.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“-justice for the complete bullshit that robbed us of our Tag Team Titles. And once we squish those twerps like little ants underneath our fabulously pricy boots we’ll strut-”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“-stroll-”
Maxine Salt
“Yeayeayeah.”
Pepper Hutchinson
“-and stomp our way into becoming the second ever Wrestle:UK Tag Team Champions!”
Unseen Figure
“Are you two idiots DONE?”
A fist suddenly shoots out from the darkness between either woman’s side of the table and slams down upon the surface with a hard enough thud to make both blondes flinch, almost as if a natural reaction drilled into them. Slowly leaning in through the shadows is the face of Shizuku Yamamoto herself as the glare of her eyes, as they shoot towards either minion, made both Pepper and Maxine look down more like chastened children than actual combatants.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“I am SICK and TIRED of hearing this garbage from you two! Using your ass? Get a better referee? Ignore an enforcer? Don’t you two ever listen to this rubbish you both speak? It’s both intolerable and exposes something so stupidly obvious that I swear to god that an IQ test will become a requirement for any future recruitment. All I am hearing from you two are nothing more than excuses and complaining. The referee being stupid is something uncalculated but Mr. Blood is smart enough to appease his King and give you two a rematch…but he might as well not have since, just like at the gauntlet, you two are not taking any of this SERIOUSLY!”
Miss Yamamoto shouts out before raising her fist back up-.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“Look at me!”
-and slamming it back down.to force both blondes to fearfully look up and towards their short leader.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“Pepper, you were practically zooming around the ring like a Formula One car with neither Rage or Cage being able to properly get their hands on you. And Maxine, when you were actually focused you were able to practically manhandle the both of them without breaking a sweat. If you both stayed focused on winning you would’ve won…but instead you let multiple things distract you as you didn’t prepare for anything at all. If the Enforcer is a possible threat, eliminate him straight away, not wait until he does something. And Maxine-”
The King of Failures turned her eyes toward the taller woman.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“-you clearly need to relearn how to take a hit since, no matter what the pair of you say about an useless official, at the end of the day you were taken out by some stomps and a dropkick. There is no excuse for such patheticness so don’t expect me to tolerate any feeble repeat in Belfast.”
She moves her fist away to rub her forehead as a sigh leaves her lips.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“I swear I’m surrounded by idiots.”
The scowling shorty returns her attention to the two blondes.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“It is down to this stupidity, uselessness and feebleness that nobody gave either of you a chance before I found you both…and it is again down to those factors why, at the end of the day, you both fell to Rage and Cage. They may have flaws but they know how to capitalise on opportunities presented to them so, for both your sakes, you better not give them any and avenge your previous defeat to them. Or else I won’t be blamed for my actions…”
Practically growls out the Two Kingdom Champion’s lips as she suddenly gets up to her feet and flips the table over, knocking all the candles over and plunging the room into complete darkness, leaving us to only hear a couple more things before the scene fully cuts out.
Shizuku Yamamoto
“SO GET BACK TO TRAINING!”
Maxine Salt & Pepper Hutchinson
“Y-Yes Sire!”
