GUNS Too Hot For Deadlines [show announcement]
Mar 22, 2023 23:57:03 GMT -5
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Post by mosler on Mar 22, 2023 23:57:03 GMT -5
AT THE RECENT GUNS ST.PATRICK'S DAY SPECIAL....
At the conclusion of Fury versus Sainovic - WHAT YOU DIDN'T SEE-
A cellphone camera.
As UrsusLa and Fury start to dominate the brawl with BEEF and Rhodes, Magnus clearly indicates for the camera to cut backstage. The tron overhead cuts to Unboxed Ken and L.A. Wombat having a heart to heart in the dressing room, but this fan cam located behind the announce position, continues on the action.
Phillips: That could have been something special-
Magnus: Not my fault if these chumps don't want to play by the rules-
The ring fills up with garbage, as Bloodied Fox breathes in the hate.
Security start to break up the ringside brawl, taking extra caution with UrsusLa. A few more race past it, trying to get between Fox and the casket.
The coffin falls over- breaking just enough for a few snakes to escape, but the extra security keep them at bay.
Rising from the cobra nest, a grotesquely bloody and swollen Zoran Sainovic can barely stand - and leans against the time keeper's table.
Zoran Sainovic (mouth so swollen he can barely speak): ...a...py?
Bloodied Fox: What you think this is payback? I haven't even BEGUN.
Clearly struggling to speak, and in desperate need of some anti-venom - Zoran musters a slow clap with his semi-working arm against his enflamed side.
Zoran Sainovic: Big... man...
Bloodied Fox: Everyone knows when it comes to size, I don't give a fuck. But I am going to cut you down.
Zoran Sainovic: Do it in ze... ring.
Bloodied Fox: With pleasure.
Zoran Sainovic: April... first....
Bloodied Fox: Fine. Your funeral.
Magnus: HANG ON, you can't keep organizing events behind my ba-
Venom (from stage): Works for us!
Magnus: Oh come on-
Bloodied Fox: Fine. From where I'm standing.... GUNS FOOLS it is.
As the grizzly is corralled into the back, more security get between the sinister Fox and the clearly beaten Zoran. The hated rivals stare each other down.
At the conclusion of Fury versus Sainovic - WHAT YOU DIDN'T SEE-
A cellphone camera.
As UrsusLa and Fury start to dominate the brawl with BEEF and Rhodes, Magnus clearly indicates for the camera to cut backstage. The tron overhead cuts to Unboxed Ken and L.A. Wombat having a heart to heart in the dressing room, but this fan cam located behind the announce position, continues on the action.
Phillips: That could have been something special-
Magnus: Not my fault if these chumps don't want to play by the rules-
The ring fills up with garbage, as Bloodied Fox breathes in the hate.
Security start to break up the ringside brawl, taking extra caution with UrsusLa. A few more race past it, trying to get between Fox and the casket.
The coffin falls over- breaking just enough for a few snakes to escape, but the extra security keep them at bay.
Rising from the cobra nest, a grotesquely bloody and swollen Zoran Sainovic can barely stand - and leans against the time keeper's table.
Zoran Sainovic (mouth so swollen he can barely speak): ...a...py?
Bloodied Fox: What you think this is payback? I haven't even BEGUN.
Clearly struggling to speak, and in desperate need of some anti-venom - Zoran musters a slow clap with his semi-working arm against his enflamed side.
Zoran Sainovic: Big... man...
Bloodied Fox: Everyone knows when it comes to size, I don't give a fuck. But I am going to cut you down.
Zoran Sainovic: Do it in ze... ring.
Bloodied Fox: With pleasure.
Zoran Sainovic: April... first....
Bloodied Fox: Fine. Your funeral.
Magnus: HANG ON, you can't keep organizing events behind my ba-
Venom (from stage): Works for us!
Magnus: Oh come on-
Bloodied Fox: Fine. From where I'm standing.... GUNS FOOLS it is.
As the grizzly is corralled into the back, more security get between the sinister Fox and the clearly beaten Zoran. The hated rivals stare each other down.
April 1st, 2023
Greatest Underappreciated Network Stars
Presents
GUNS FOOLS
ZORAN SAINOVIC VS. BLOODIED FOX IV