Calling out shot
Mar 26, 2023 23:00:01 GMT -5
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Post by Dylan on Mar 26, 2023 23:00:01 GMT -5
We open on the only triple-X*Crown Champions and Super Frenemies of the XHF Network, Dylan Black and Zoran Sainovic at lunch. Plates of half-eaten food are beside them, presently being ignored as both hold a sheet of paper in their hands and are reading off of it.
Dylan Black: So the only people who can challenge for the Tag Team Championships this month are teams with points. Last chance to spend them before they're gone. And there are approximately twenty-one teams who are available to challenge the champs. However, none of them are worthy of entry into this four-way match!
Zoran Sainovic: Zat's right! And let's be real, many of zese teams have held onto zeir points for ze better part of what - zree, four years? Underachievers like (icy tone) Off Ze Wagon, SKY Force, ze various lineups within ze Harbingers, pretty much all ze teams in SCCW, zey were never going to cash zose in anyways.
Dylan Black: Plus you have everyone in Donzig-Gun who could fill all three slots and just mug the champs and hand the belts to Donzig and Sinclair.
Zoran Sainovic: It's a crying shame, zey were never intelligent enough to pull zat type of stunt.
Dylan Black: Of course, the Guardians could make a surprise return and make a challenge.
Zoran Sainovic: Given ze NLW cattle call for juniors, it's like ze championship committee is repeating Adrien's name in ze mirror, trying to wish him back. Adrien Cochrane... Adrien Cochrane... Adrie- psych.
Dylan Black: The Jamrockers could also show up and challenge for the belts again.
Zoran Sainovic: Like ze End, zey've come and gone and never even mattered.
Dylan Black: Hell, the Awesome Bastards could put their differences aside to take a shot.
Zoran Sainovic: Too bad Steve's ego is bigger zan his repertoire of questionable movies, moves, friends, finances-
Dylan Black: -You know, I think it's finally time The real Bastards call their shot and take what's rightfully theirs.
Zoran Sainovic: Sadly zey left zeir testicles in CWA for safe keeping.
Dylan Black: But Zoran, my Super Frenemy. If none of the twenty-one eligible teams are even capable of standing up to the tag team champions, who in fact could cash in some built-up points and take their shot at the longest-reigning XHF Tag Team Champions of all time?
Zoran Sainovic: Who? Who? I haven't ze foggiest... but it sounds like you just might have an idea, pal!
Dylan Black: Naturally. I think it's high time we make our mark on the XHF Tag Team division and challenge for the titles at The Rumble!
Zoran Sainovic: *gasp* But Dylan, won't zat affect your chances of winning ze Rumble itself?
Dylan Black: Nonsense, when you've got friends like these you can take on the entire world!
Zoran Sainovic: And take on ze world is what we'll do! Because Top of ze Class, Black Knife Cabal, whoever wins in J-ROK zis month? We're coming for you!
Dylan Black: Woah Zoran, I just checked the notes and it says we don't even qualify for a shot!
Zoran Sainovic: What do you mean we don't qualify?
Dylan Black: Well we haven't posted an app.
Zoran Sainovic: Well give me two moments...
Zoran pulls out his phone and posts the Super Frenemies Tag Team Application.
Zoran Sainovic: Zere. Now we will be fighting ze victors of Top of ze Class and Black Knife Cabal.
Dylan Black: And it doesn't matter who wins, because the Super Frenemies are fresh and ready to conquer the Tag Team Division!
Zoran and Dylan drop everything and engage in the manliest predator-style handshake ever. It's almost like they're arm wrestling in the air. They're trying to one-up each other... god help whoever has to fight these guys first!
Dylan Black: So the only people who can challenge for the Tag Team Championships this month are teams with points. Last chance to spend them before they're gone. And there are approximately twenty-one teams who are available to challenge the champs. However, none of them are worthy of entry into this four-way match!
Zoran Sainovic: Zat's right! And let's be real, many of zese teams have held onto zeir points for ze better part of what - zree, four years? Underachievers like (icy tone) Off Ze Wagon, SKY Force, ze various lineups within ze Harbingers, pretty much all ze teams in SCCW, zey were never going to cash zose in anyways.
Dylan Black: Plus you have everyone in Donzig-Gun who could fill all three slots and just mug the champs and hand the belts to Donzig and Sinclair.
Zoran Sainovic: It's a crying shame, zey were never intelligent enough to pull zat type of stunt.
Dylan Black: Of course, the Guardians could make a surprise return and make a challenge.
Zoran Sainovic: Given ze NLW cattle call for juniors, it's like ze championship committee is repeating Adrien's name in ze mirror, trying to wish him back. Adrien Cochrane... Adrien Cochrane... Adrie- psych.
Dylan Black: The Jamrockers could also show up and challenge for the belts again.
Zoran Sainovic: Like ze End, zey've come and gone and never even mattered.
Dylan Black: Hell, the Awesome Bastards could put their differences aside to take a shot.
Zoran Sainovic: Too bad Steve's ego is bigger zan his repertoire of questionable movies, moves, friends, finances-
Dylan Black: -You know, I think it's finally time The real Bastards call their shot and take what's rightfully theirs.
Zoran Sainovic: Sadly zey left zeir testicles in CWA for safe keeping.
Dylan Black: But Zoran, my Super Frenemy. If none of the twenty-one eligible teams are even capable of standing up to the tag team champions, who in fact could cash in some built-up points and take their shot at the longest-reigning XHF Tag Team Champions of all time?
Zoran Sainovic: Who? Who? I haven't ze foggiest... but it sounds like you just might have an idea, pal!
Dylan Black: Naturally. I think it's high time we make our mark on the XHF Tag Team division and challenge for the titles at The Rumble!
Zoran Sainovic: *gasp* But Dylan, won't zat affect your chances of winning ze Rumble itself?
Dylan Black: Nonsense, when you've got friends like these you can take on the entire world!
Zoran Sainovic: And take on ze world is what we'll do! Because Top of ze Class, Black Knife Cabal, whoever wins in J-ROK zis month? We're coming for you!
Dylan Black: Woah Zoran, I just checked the notes and it says we don't even qualify for a shot!
Zoran Sainovic: What do you mean we don't qualify?
Dylan Black: Well we haven't posted an app.
Zoran Sainovic: Well give me two moments...
Zoran pulls out his phone and posts the Super Frenemies Tag Team Application.
Zoran Sainovic: Zere. Now we will be fighting ze victors of Top of ze Class and Black Knife Cabal.
Dylan Black: And it doesn't matter who wins, because the Super Frenemies are fresh and ready to conquer the Tag Team Division!
Zoran and Dylan drop everything and engage in the manliest predator-style handshake ever. It's almost like they're arm wrestling in the air. They're trying to one-up each other... god help whoever has to fight these guys first!