Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 11, 2023 1:00:13 GMT -5
*All is darkness. Slowly, simulating the eye’s ability to adjust, a black figure begins to form, meshed with the darkness.*
“So here we are again…”
*A soft light comes from below to illuminate the DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK, Lord Dominicus. He sits casually on what is probably a loveseat (hateseat?) with a BLACK bowl in his hand. With his other hand he eats BLACKBERRIES, THE DARKEST OF FRUIT- probably, don’t research that.*
LD: For those of you too dumb to look outside your own windows, I already got my chance to run my mouth about this pathetic dump of a company. Frank Windsor certainly noticed when I called him and his little group of friends cowards.
*He munches on a blackberry.*
LD: If I recall I noted that the COWARDS SUPREME, who nomenclated themselves “The Bastards,” headlining your last show. If I recall, I suggested that maybe, JUST MAYBE, building the show around guys who call everyone else cowards while they sit in their corner calling foul on XHF Network referees wasn’t a good idea.
*Another blackberry gets popped in his mouth.*
LD: IF I RECALL, I suggested that perhaps, JUST PERHAPS, WUK was a never-ending pile of mistakes that hearkened back to NPW’s usage of Eric Dane and his cronies. And if I recall the MASSIV- oh sorry, he went on a diet- miniature coward; Frank Windsor wasted half of his promo with the same nonsense he always says…
*Dominicus gestures out with his hands (while carefully balancing the berry bowl OF DARKNESS).*
LD: “The Bastards DESERVE to run roughshod over this small fry company because IF WE LEAVE WE’LL LOSE EVERY MATCH”- not a direct quote but a paraphrase. Obviously. My version makes more sense.
*He pops a blackberry.*
LD: And so here we are again. The guy who you looked down on, maligned, overlooked, ignored, mocked, etcetera, etcetera has been called in to clean up your mess, WUK.
*Lord Dominicus looks over to a corner of the BLACK AS NIGHT background.*
LD: This all seems a little…familiar…
*The corner lights up to display Lord Dominicus as the NPW Triple Crown Champion.*
*He looks upon himself, the SAVIOR OF NPW, and casually eats another blackberry.*
LD: You guys must be desperate to call in somebody who hates WUK more than THE COWARDS…and Donzig…and pretty much everyone else in WUK.
*Domincus puts down the bowl of blackberries on a previously unseen BLACK TABLE and then leans in closer to the camera as he stiffens up his posture.*
LD: I’ll come, I’ll call your stupid match so that WUK can pretend they have more star power in their main events than guys who are more than content to be the sole stars of your little mud show. The COWARDS who openly make it clear they can’t win outside of the walls of Wrestle: UK. But know this-
*He points at the camera.*
LD: My services come at a price, and I WILL come to claim. Evil never forgets. But the best part of all of this?
*Dominicus leans back, taking the bowl of berries again and putting one into his mouth.*
LD: When I come and I PUNISH your company for all the trouble you put me through- you’ll thank me.
*He laughs.*
LD: Because everything I said about your cesspool turned out to be true and only my PURE EVIL will be able to save you from yourselves.
*The other corner of the wall lights up with a picture of Lord Dominicus with his hand raised in NPW, receiving a standing ovation. He chuckles and shakes his head.*
LD: History really does repeat itself, doesn’t it?
*Domincus looks at the camera one more time while popping one last blackberry- with authority. Fade out.*
“So here we are again…”
*A soft light comes from below to illuminate the DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK, Lord Dominicus. He sits casually on what is probably a loveseat (hateseat?) with a BLACK bowl in his hand. With his other hand he eats BLACKBERRIES, THE DARKEST OF FRUIT- probably, don’t research that.*
LD: For those of you too dumb to look outside your own windows, I already got my chance to run my mouth about this pathetic dump of a company. Frank Windsor certainly noticed when I called him and his little group of friends cowards.
*He munches on a blackberry.*
LD: If I recall I noted that the COWARDS SUPREME, who nomenclated themselves “The Bastards,” headlining your last show. If I recall, I suggested that maybe, JUST MAYBE, building the show around guys who call everyone else cowards while they sit in their corner calling foul on XHF Network referees wasn’t a good idea.
*Another blackberry gets popped in his mouth.*
LD: IF I RECALL, I suggested that perhaps, JUST PERHAPS, WUK was a never-ending pile of mistakes that hearkened back to NPW’s usage of Eric Dane and his cronies. And if I recall the MASSIV- oh sorry, he went on a diet- miniature coward; Frank Windsor wasted half of his promo with the same nonsense he always says…
*Dominicus gestures out with his hands (while carefully balancing the berry bowl OF DARKNESS).*
LD: “The Bastards DESERVE to run roughshod over this small fry company because IF WE LEAVE WE’LL LOSE EVERY MATCH”- not a direct quote but a paraphrase. Obviously. My version makes more sense.
*He pops a blackberry.*
LD: And so here we are again. The guy who you looked down on, maligned, overlooked, ignored, mocked, etcetera, etcetera has been called in to clean up your mess, WUK.
*Lord Dominicus looks over to a corner of the BLACK AS NIGHT background.*
LD: This all seems a little…familiar…
*The corner lights up to display Lord Dominicus as the NPW Triple Crown Champion.*
*He looks upon himself, the SAVIOR OF NPW, and casually eats another blackberry.*
LD: You guys must be desperate to call in somebody who hates WUK more than THE COWARDS…and Donzig…and pretty much everyone else in WUK.
*Domincus puts down the bowl of blackberries on a previously unseen BLACK TABLE and then leans in closer to the camera as he stiffens up his posture.*
LD: I’ll come, I’ll call your stupid match so that WUK can pretend they have more star power in their main events than guys who are more than content to be the sole stars of your little mud show. The COWARDS who openly make it clear they can’t win outside of the walls of Wrestle: UK. But know this-
*He points at the camera.*
LD: My services come at a price, and I WILL come to claim. Evil never forgets. But the best part of all of this?
*Dominicus leans back, taking the bowl of berries again and putting one into his mouth.*
LD: When I come and I PUNISH your company for all the trouble you put me through- you’ll thank me.
*He laughs.*
LD: Because everything I said about your cesspool turned out to be true and only my PURE EVIL will be able to save you from yourselves.
*The other corner of the wall lights up with a picture of Lord Dominicus with his hand raised in NPW, receiving a standing ovation. He chuckles and shakes his head.*
LD: History really does repeat itself, doesn’t it?
*Domincus looks at the camera one more time while popping one last blackberry- with authority. Fade out.*
