Cult of Doof 3: Really Fooling Ourselves Here [4/11/23]
Apr 11, 2023 21:24:07 GMT -5
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Apr 11, 2023 21:24:07 GMT -5
“DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!!”
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: GENTLEMEN! I have horrible-
Billy: Doctor, yes, right here.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No no William, Horrible-
Ovi: Gas yes, we know, there aren’t enough windows in the garage to vent the fumes. Ian has taken to running the racecar … oh wait I said it backwards … the racecar to fill the garage with deadly fumes to help us breathe easier!
*Doof seems slightly put off by this comment and makes a note to charge Ian for the fuel budget this month, unfortunately the chemical engine of the Chemistruckinator is too efficient and runs on SCIENCE so there is not a lot in the way of fuel expenditures … or deadly side products.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Grrrrr…. No … I HAVE HORRIBLE-
Ian: Fashion sense, um, actually. Seriously why are you, uh, dressed in pharmacist chic? Haha, that is so last millennium.
*Doof slams his hands on the meeting table in righteous fury! He recoils in pain and blows on his throbbing red palms.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: NO!- OWWW! … *shaking his hands out* No. Let me finish a sentence. Someone this handsome should not have to suffer these slings and arrows.
*Oh yeah, Doof is still handsome from last month. Yay!*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I have … some … HOR- no wait … unfortunate-
Billy: Opinions on sports teams?
Ovi: Toenail fungus?
Ian: Life choices?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: NO! … wait … no yes to all three counts but NOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY! NEWS! HORRIBLE NEWS!
*The entirety of the crew of AMC all says OOOOOH! In realization and nods and chatters to each other. They all lean in to hear the news.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: In my haste to make use of this visage … and not preparing for us to lose both the race AND Ian’s match, seriously the conspiracy is deep in this place … combined with the fact that Memaw, Marty, AND Lord Donzigicus have ALL forgotten to open their valentines and hence have yet to see the BEAUTY OF THE CULT OF DOOF … I forgot to make a plan for this month. I have nothing interesting to talk about. And Phroooaggh is on vacation for a R’lyeh holiday. He’s home being tortured by the vast menaces of the other realms!
*Cut to Phroooaggh changing a small demon’s diaper on a changing table*
Phroooaggh: Curse diaper duty. Curse this week of staying home with the kids.
Billy: So … what’s the slapdash, last second, quick to promote topic of the month going to be? Rumble themed?
*Doof smiles then points*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No. Since it’s the season of the April Eggs. We are going to have an Easter Fool’s Hunt! First one to find the Easter Fool wins a bottle of kosher seltzer from the market, a packet from Maxwell House Coffee on Passover, and the right to watch the Rugrats Passover Special from Dusk until dawn so as not to break their fast.
Ovi: This is both horribly contrived and offensive to everyone.
*Norm walks into the room painted like a bunny rabbi. No that isn’t a typo…*
Norm the Normal Human: I’m festive!
*Billy looks at him … then Doof … and grabs Norm’s leg.*
Billy: Do I win?
*Doof sighs in defeat and just shakes his head and heads back into his sancum sanctimonious.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah … sure … whatever, knock yourself out. I swear next month I’ll actually have some plot development to really stick it to the CAR folks.
1. What one modification would you like your vehicle to use in this race?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: UNLEASH … THE … DOOF FLOOF! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2. Who shall the modification be aimed at? (understand that aim is not hit)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: BAHAHAHA THE DOOF FLOOF DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE! WE ARE AIMING AT EVERYONE! Though to be fair, it will probably just do whatever is necessary to block Memaw’s view of the winner of the race … I feel like we gave her a real easy out to end all these races and she’s really leaning on our modification in a way we never predicted …
3. How will your team respond to getting hit with another’s modification?
Billy: HOW RUDE!
4. How will your team respond to winning?
Ovi: FINDING ALL THE PAINTED EGGS AND DEVILING THEM LIKE NO TOMORROW!
5. How will your team respond to not winning?
Billy: Filling up on the grass that comes in the Easter baskets.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: GENTLEMEN! I have horrible-
Billy: Doctor, yes, right here.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No no William, Horrible-
Ovi: Gas yes, we know, there aren’t enough windows in the garage to vent the fumes. Ian has taken to running the racecar … oh wait I said it backwards … the racecar to fill the garage with deadly fumes to help us breathe easier!
*Doof seems slightly put off by this comment and makes a note to charge Ian for the fuel budget this month, unfortunately the chemical engine of the Chemistruckinator is too efficient and runs on SCIENCE so there is not a lot in the way of fuel expenditures … or deadly side products.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Grrrrr…. No … I HAVE HORRIBLE-
Ian: Fashion sense, um, actually. Seriously why are you, uh, dressed in pharmacist chic? Haha, that is so last millennium.
*Doof slams his hands on the meeting table in righteous fury! He recoils in pain and blows on his throbbing red palms.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: NO!- OWWW! … *shaking his hands out* No. Let me finish a sentence. Someone this handsome should not have to suffer these slings and arrows.
*Oh yeah, Doof is still handsome from last month. Yay!*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I have … some … HOR- no wait … unfortunate-
Billy: Opinions on sports teams?
Ovi: Toenail fungus?
Ian: Life choices?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: NO! … wait … no yes to all three counts but NOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY! NEWS! HORRIBLE NEWS!
*The entirety of the crew of AMC all says OOOOOH! In realization and nods and chatters to each other. They all lean in to hear the news.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: In my haste to make use of this visage … and not preparing for us to lose both the race AND Ian’s match, seriously the conspiracy is deep in this place … combined with the fact that Memaw, Marty, AND Lord Donzigicus have ALL forgotten to open their valentines and hence have yet to see the BEAUTY OF THE CULT OF DOOF … I forgot to make a plan for this month. I have nothing interesting to talk about. And Phroooaggh is on vacation for a R’lyeh holiday. He’s home being tortured by the vast menaces of the other realms!
*Cut to Phroooaggh changing a small demon’s diaper on a changing table*
Phroooaggh: Curse diaper duty. Curse this week of staying home with the kids.
Billy: So … what’s the slapdash, last second, quick to promote topic of the month going to be? Rumble themed?
*Doof smiles then points*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No. Since it’s the season of the April Eggs. We are going to have an Easter Fool’s Hunt! First one to find the Easter Fool wins a bottle of kosher seltzer from the market, a packet from Maxwell House Coffee on Passover, and the right to watch the Rugrats Passover Special from Dusk until dawn so as not to break their fast.
Ovi: This is both horribly contrived and offensive to everyone.
*Norm walks into the room painted like a bunny rabbi. No that isn’t a typo…*
Norm the Normal Human: I’m festive!
*Billy looks at him … then Doof … and grabs Norm’s leg.*
Billy: Do I win?
*Doof sighs in defeat and just shakes his head and heads back into his sancum sanctimonious.*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah … sure … whatever, knock yourself out. I swear next month I’ll actually have some plot development to really stick it to the CAR folks.
1. What one modification would you like your vehicle to use in this race?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: UNLEASH … THE … DOOF FLOOF! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2. Who shall the modification be aimed at? (understand that aim is not hit)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: BAHAHAHA THE DOOF FLOOF DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE! WE ARE AIMING AT EVERYONE! Though to be fair, it will probably just do whatever is necessary to block Memaw’s view of the winner of the race … I feel like we gave her a real easy out to end all these races and she’s really leaning on our modification in a way we never predicted …
3. How will your team respond to getting hit with another’s modification?
Billy: HOW RUDE!
4. How will your team respond to winning?
Ovi: FINDING ALL THE PAINTED EGGS AND DEVILING THEM LIKE NO TOMORROW!
5. How will your team respond to not winning?
Billy: Filling up on the grass that comes in the Easter baskets.