Post by vastrix on Apr 12, 2023 21:08:27 GMT -5
“Guttertrash” Greg Adkins sits on a small stool by his ramp buggy. He’s got a brush in his hand and like he was painting a wall, he is painting the car. Bright red paint goes across the car’s exterior, though the occasional dark spot comes onto the car like clumped paint or something. Where the paint has dried, it’s turned from bright red to dark red, almost brown.
Jack Johnson, the Team Mechanic, walks into the garage from the indoor office. He watches Greg Adkins and takes his hat off before scratching his head. He clears his throat rather loudly, which gets Greg’s attention.
Jack Johnson: What is it that you think that you are doing?
Greg looks at Jack and then back to the buggy and back at Jack.
Greg Adkins: Why, I’m painting it red!
Jack Johnson: Why on God’s green Earth would you paint it red?
Greg Adkins: Red cars go faster. Don’t you know?
Jack shakes his head with a smile.
Jack Johnson: You know that’s not true, but what paint are you using? And what’s with the women?
We pan back and there’s a line of scantily clad women that lead to the bucket where Greg is getting his paint from.
While Jack looks on in horror, the first in line next to Greg reaches into the front of her bikini and draws out…a used tampon. She drops it in the bucket and walks away.
Jack Johnson: Are you serious? Are you painting the buggy with…lady blood?
Greg smiles ear to ear, pushing his brush into the bucket and wiping more blood onto the buggy to paint it red.
Jack Johnson: And those things that look like red boogers?
Greg Adkins: Clots!
Jack Johnson: I think I’m going to be sick!
Jack runs off to the bathroom, retching all the ways while Greg continues to paint. The women continue to add “paint” to his bucket.
Greg Adkins laughs as he paints.
Greg Adkins: I’m going to go so freaking fast…
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. What one modification would you like your vehicle to use in this race? A mounted squirt gun filled with the leftover
Paint”.
2. Who shall the modification be aimed at? (understand that aim is not hit) Lord Dominicus
3. How will your team respond to getting hit with another’s modification? Ignore it as much as possible.
4. How will your team respond to winning? Greg will lord the victory over his team mates in showing that red does go faster.
5. How will your team respond to not winning? Jack Johnson will make Greg Adkins scrub the buggy to clean it up of all of the “red paint”.
Jack Johnson, the Team Mechanic, walks into the garage from the indoor office. He watches Greg Adkins and takes his hat off before scratching his head. He clears his throat rather loudly, which gets Greg’s attention.
Jack Johnson: What is it that you think that you are doing?
Greg looks at Jack and then back to the buggy and back at Jack.
Greg Adkins: Why, I’m painting it red!
Jack Johnson: Why on God’s green Earth would you paint it red?
Greg Adkins: Red cars go faster. Don’t you know?
Jack shakes his head with a smile.
Jack Johnson: You know that’s not true, but what paint are you using? And what’s with the women?
We pan back and there’s a line of scantily clad women that lead to the bucket where Greg is getting his paint from.
While Jack looks on in horror, the first in line next to Greg reaches into the front of her bikini and draws out…a used tampon. She drops it in the bucket and walks away.
Jack Johnson: Are you serious? Are you painting the buggy with…lady blood?
Greg smiles ear to ear, pushing his brush into the bucket and wiping more blood onto the buggy to paint it red.
Jack Johnson: And those things that look like red boogers?
Greg Adkins: Clots!
Jack Johnson: I think I’m going to be sick!
Jack runs off to the bathroom, retching all the ways while Greg continues to paint. The women continue to add “paint” to his bucket.
Greg Adkins laughs as he paints.
Greg Adkins: I’m going to go so freaking fast…
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. What one modification would you like your vehicle to use in this race? A mounted squirt gun filled with the leftover
Paint”.
2. Who shall the modification be aimed at? (understand that aim is not hit) Lord Dominicus
3. How will your team respond to getting hit with another’s modification? Ignore it as much as possible.
4. How will your team respond to winning? Greg will lord the victory over his team mates in showing that red does go faster.
5. How will your team respond to not winning? Jack Johnson will make Greg Adkins scrub the buggy to clean it up of all of the “red paint”.