Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Apr 17, 2023 14:01:54 GMT -5
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well, I’ve gotta admit, I agree with Watts and Mr. Jordan. That’s shocking, I know… but Mr. Jordan makes some very valid points. Ya know, he’s right. It is bullshit that the two champions in Wrestle:UK, who are fighting one another, aren't the main event. How dare they put The Bastards in there, especially after everything they did at the last Legacy.”
Wesley takes a sip from his glass of whiskey. He’s currently in the back of his personalized Plum Purple Hummer Stretch Limo. Sitting next to him is his “lady friend,” don’t call her his girlfriend, Katie Moss. Across from him sits Henderson. On the side seats, sits Andre Preston Reese, Wesley Rage and Nicholas Honest Cage and The Glucks. Everyone has a drink in hand, enjoying the comforts of being wealthy.
Katie Moss: “Well, Mr. Blood never does anything without a plan. If he’s got The Bastards in the main event, there’s a reason for it.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think we’re going to need to work on Mr. Blood. Boys, I think we need to set up a meeting with him. Let’s make sure we work on that when we get to Wolverhampton.”
Nicholas Honest Cage reaches his arm up in the air.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “To Mr. Blood… and to the new Super Mario Bros movie. I think I did a great job as the voice of Mario.”
Henderson puts his iPad down and speaks up.
Henderson: “Um, wasn’t it Chris Pratt?”
Nicholas looks disgusted. He takes a hit off of his vape pen (that’s got THC in it), takes a sip from his drink, and then blows out the smoke.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Fuck Chris Pratt and the dinosaur he rode in on. How dare you question me, Henderson!”
Henderson: “I was just asking a question.”
Wesley Crane speaks up.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Henderson, when did I start paying you to ask questions?”
Henderson: “I’m just thought-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “When did I start paying you to ask questions?”
Henderson: “I… I’m sorry, sir.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Last Legacy we dominated. We won our matches or left a solid message to the WUK locker room. I’m proud of you boys for that. This next Legacy, you boys all have the night free. Mr. Blood didn’t put any of you in a match, so that means we all have three things to focus on. 1. Ruining the night for Ronnie Long. 2. Defeat Kalmin Watts and finally shut him up… and 3. Keep the Bastards from interfering in my match. Do you all understand?”
Andre Preston Reese: “Loud and clear, boss man!”
Rage: “Anything you need, we got you.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “I’ve got you covered. I did security for a Cypress Hill show back in 99’... I know how to keep things under control.”
Wesley Crane laughs a little. He points at Cage.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “My dude!”
Henderson rolls his eyes and then whispers under his breath.
Henderson: “I used to be his “dude”.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So during my match, I want you guys to pay close attention to what’s happening. If things seem out of place… if things seem “off”... if you get that gut feeling that something’s about to happen, I want you guys to rush the ring. We have to worry about The Bastards and we need to worry about Ronnie Long. Long wants to weaken me by making me face Kalmin Watts and his Oklahoma Squeeze.”
Henderson: “Uh, boss… it’s actually called the Sooner Squeeze and it’s one of the most powerful moves in WUK and Hardkore World.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “And he’s got the Oklahoma Hammer. That’s where I strike. He drops down to hit me with this and I surprise him with an IN THE FACE out of nowhere. I do this and he’ll have no chance of even getting me in the Sooner Squeeze.”
Rage: “No bullshit, how’s the back and knee? I know it’s not too bad because you attacked Long, but how are they feeling? Is it something we need to look into? Something we need to prepare for?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I have an issue with my knee and back, yes… but I’m fine. I may not wrestle for free, but when I’m paid to wrestle, I show up and I do my job with perfection. I’ve only lost once in one on one matches… that’s the second half of 2022 and all of 2023. I’m not going to let something like a bum knee and back keep me from dominating and keeping my sweet Naomi.”
Rage: “Fair enough.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “While everyone’s focused on if Kalmin Watts can break Wesley Crane in the Sooner Squeeze, I don’t hear anyone talking about Wesley Crane knocking Kalmin Watts’s fucking head off his shoulders with an IN THE FACE. I don’t hear people talking about what happens if Wesley Crane crushes Kalmin Watts’s windpipe with the most dominant Flying Elbow Drop in the world. I don’t hear anyone talking about WESLEY CRANE making KALMIN WATTS tap out with the Dragon Sleeper. Nobody is talking about what happens when Wesley Crane hits him with an HRKO out of nowhere… and that’s okay… nobody needs to talk about it because what everyone else thinks is irrelevant.”
Wesley raises his glass in the air.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “A toast.”
Everyone raises their glass as well.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “To The Bastards, may we make their night a miserable one.”
Everyone yells “SALUD!” and then takes a sip of their drinks.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “To Ronnie Long, may he break his fucking legs in his match against Billy Fowler.”
Everyone yells “SALUD!” again and then takes another sip of their drinks.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “And to Kalmin Fucking Watts. May I finally shut him up once and for all.”
One more time, everyone yells “SALUD!” and then pound the rest of their drinks as the scene fades out.
Wesley takes a sip from his glass of whiskey. He’s currently in the back of his personalized Plum Purple Hummer Stretch Limo. Sitting next to him is his “lady friend,” don’t call her his girlfriend, Katie Moss. Across from him sits Henderson. On the side seats, sits Andre Preston Reese, Wesley Rage and Nicholas Honest Cage and The Glucks. Everyone has a drink in hand, enjoying the comforts of being wealthy.
Katie Moss: “Well, Mr. Blood never does anything without a plan. If he’s got The Bastards in the main event, there’s a reason for it.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think we’re going to need to work on Mr. Blood. Boys, I think we need to set up a meeting with him. Let’s make sure we work on that when we get to Wolverhampton.”
Nicholas Honest Cage reaches his arm up in the air.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “To Mr. Blood… and to the new Super Mario Bros movie. I think I did a great job as the voice of Mario.”
Henderson puts his iPad down and speaks up.
Henderson: “Um, wasn’t it Chris Pratt?”
Nicholas looks disgusted. He takes a hit off of his vape pen (that’s got THC in it), takes a sip from his drink, and then blows out the smoke.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Fuck Chris Pratt and the dinosaur he rode in on. How dare you question me, Henderson!”
Henderson: “I was just asking a question.”
Wesley Crane speaks up.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Henderson, when did I start paying you to ask questions?”
Henderson: “I’m just thought-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “When did I start paying you to ask questions?”
Henderson: “I… I’m sorry, sir.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Last Legacy we dominated. We won our matches or left a solid message to the WUK locker room. I’m proud of you boys for that. This next Legacy, you boys all have the night free. Mr. Blood didn’t put any of you in a match, so that means we all have three things to focus on. 1. Ruining the night for Ronnie Long. 2. Defeat Kalmin Watts and finally shut him up… and 3. Keep the Bastards from interfering in my match. Do you all understand?”
Andre Preston Reese: “Loud and clear, boss man!”
Rage: “Anything you need, we got you.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “I’ve got you covered. I did security for a Cypress Hill show back in 99’... I know how to keep things under control.”
Wesley Crane laughs a little. He points at Cage.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “My dude!”
Henderson rolls his eyes and then whispers under his breath.
Henderson: “I used to be his “dude”.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So during my match, I want you guys to pay close attention to what’s happening. If things seem out of place… if things seem “off”... if you get that gut feeling that something’s about to happen, I want you guys to rush the ring. We have to worry about The Bastards and we need to worry about Ronnie Long. Long wants to weaken me by making me face Kalmin Watts and his Oklahoma Squeeze.”
Henderson: “Uh, boss… it’s actually called the Sooner Squeeze and it’s one of the most powerful moves in WUK and Hardkore World.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “And he’s got the Oklahoma Hammer. That’s where I strike. He drops down to hit me with this and I surprise him with an IN THE FACE out of nowhere. I do this and he’ll have no chance of even getting me in the Sooner Squeeze.”
Rage: “No bullshit, how’s the back and knee? I know it’s not too bad because you attacked Long, but how are they feeling? Is it something we need to look into? Something we need to prepare for?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I have an issue with my knee and back, yes… but I’m fine. I may not wrestle for free, but when I’m paid to wrestle, I show up and I do my job with perfection. I’ve only lost once in one on one matches… that’s the second half of 2022 and all of 2023. I’m not going to let something like a bum knee and back keep me from dominating and keeping my sweet Naomi.”
Rage: “Fair enough.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “While everyone’s focused on if Kalmin Watts can break Wesley Crane in the Sooner Squeeze, I don’t hear anyone talking about Wesley Crane knocking Kalmin Watts’s fucking head off his shoulders with an IN THE FACE. I don’t hear people talking about what happens if Wesley Crane crushes Kalmin Watts’s windpipe with the most dominant Flying Elbow Drop in the world. I don’t hear anyone talking about WESLEY CRANE making KALMIN WATTS tap out with the Dragon Sleeper. Nobody is talking about what happens when Wesley Crane hits him with an HRKO out of nowhere… and that’s okay… nobody needs to talk about it because what everyone else thinks is irrelevant.”
Wesley raises his glass in the air.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “A toast.”
Everyone raises their glass as well.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “To The Bastards, may we make their night a miserable one.”
Everyone yells “SALUD!” and then takes a sip of their drinks.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “To Ronnie Long, may he break his fucking legs in his match against Billy Fowler.”
Everyone yells “SALUD!” again and then takes another sip of their drinks.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “And to Kalmin Fucking Watts. May I finally shut him up once and for all.”
One more time, everyone yells “SALUD!” and then pound the rest of their drinks as the scene fades out.
