Post by Kira Izumi on Apr 22, 2023 11:43:57 GMT -5
We hear classical music play as we pan down to see a man in a black leather jacket stand in front of a fireplace. He turns around to face the camera.
"(So this is Wrestle United Kingdom, huh?)"
He spits at the ground and stomps on it, twisting his boot.
"(Well that's what I think of this disgrace of a promotion! No one here is close to knowing what real wrestling is. What class and tradition even mean. You uncoth people and your disgusting display of violence. It turns my stomach inside out seeing what's become of this great sport.)"
His face starts to turn as he makes a fake puking sound.
"(I'm about to puke thinking about all the garbage wrestlers not only here but in the entire XHF. At least back when Cafery was still alive we had real wrestlers and real wrestling that represented this sport with respect and honor. Unlike peons like that wanna be crow Psychotic Goth or mr. sons of anarchy Eddie Havoc and his goonies. But on the flip side there's the worst of all, men like Donzig and those revolting cretins from Japan, along with their championship.)"
He stands tall now with his hands behind his back.
"(Along with my opponent at this episode of Legacy. And while Ace Sky bored us all with his life story, I'll instead let my actions do the speaking for me.)"
"(You see Ace, you're that in name only. Your drool of verbiage had no substance. That was a pitiful attempt at the art of promotion for this upcoming match. And for the sin of having neither the skill to out wrestle or out promote me I will be left with no choice, but to go into detail at how this match will go.)"
He says sarcasticly.
"(We will initiate a lock up, then I'll put power and out wrestle you into a series of holds and submissions until I get bored. After that Ace I'll let you go and give you only one chance to forfeit before the real torture begins.)"
A devilish smile emerges from his face as he steps forward and raises his hands.
"(You see that is when you learn of the name) Das Blitzkind (For I am as quick as greased lightning. As powerful as the sonic boom of the thunder. I'll hit you so many times with a left you'll be begging for a right. And before you realize you were hit by the lightning kid, you'll meet) Mattenzauberer. (You see you'll experience wrestling so magical, so hypnotizing, so mystifying, that you'll see first hand why I'm a mat wizard. But you won't have to work about the worst of all. No he's reserved for those who can at least promote a wrestling match.)"
He spits again before walking off and throwing a white glove.
"(So this is Wrestle United Kingdom, huh?)"
He spits at the ground and stomps on it, twisting his boot.
"(Well that's what I think of this disgrace of a promotion! No one here is close to knowing what real wrestling is. What class and tradition even mean. You uncoth people and your disgusting display of violence. It turns my stomach inside out seeing what's become of this great sport.)"
His face starts to turn as he makes a fake puking sound.
"(I'm about to puke thinking about all the garbage wrestlers not only here but in the entire XHF. At least back when Cafery was still alive we had real wrestlers and real wrestling that represented this sport with respect and honor. Unlike peons like that wanna be crow Psychotic Goth or mr. sons of anarchy Eddie Havoc and his goonies. But on the flip side there's the worst of all, men like Donzig and those revolting cretins from Japan, along with their championship.)"
He stands tall now with his hands behind his back.
"(Along with my opponent at this episode of Legacy. And while Ace Sky bored us all with his life story, I'll instead let my actions do the speaking for me.)"
"(You see Ace, you're that in name only. Your drool of verbiage had no substance. That was a pitiful attempt at the art of promotion for this upcoming match. And for the sin of having neither the skill to out wrestle or out promote me I will be left with no choice, but to go into detail at how this match will go.)"
He says sarcasticly.
"(We will initiate a lock up, then I'll put power and out wrestle you into a series of holds and submissions until I get bored. After that Ace I'll let you go and give you only one chance to forfeit before the real torture begins.)"
A devilish smile emerges from his face as he steps forward and raises his hands.
"(You see that is when you learn of the name) Das Blitzkind (For I am as quick as greased lightning. As powerful as the sonic boom of the thunder. I'll hit you so many times with a left you'll be begging for a right. And before you realize you were hit by the lightning kid, you'll meet) Mattenzauberer. (You see you'll experience wrestling so magical, so hypnotizing, so mystifying, that you'll see first hand why I'm a mat wizard. But you won't have to work about the worst of all. No he's reserved for those who can at least promote a wrestling match.)"
He spits again before walking off and throwing a white glove.
