Post by Venom 🕷 on May 12, 2023 15:28:34 GMT -5
Wrestle U.K.
Why on earth would I want to go there?
I’ve got no beef with anyone there.
I’ve already made my name in the European Market.
I’ve already taken out a European legend.
Hi Spike Kane.
Why?
Why would I go there?
Is it to face a former foe in Armand Von Cross?
Is it because Cheez impressed me so much at the rumble?
Is it because they’re filled with talent?
Ha.
No.
I signed on the dotted line for this match because the money was good.
That’s right Wrestle U.K. fans. I’m not coming to see you because I want to dazzle you with my performance and earn your admiration. No. I’m coming simply because the ownership wanted a big match to draw you idiots out and who is a bigger name in the Network right now than me?
We open up on XHF legend Venom standing in the doorway to the bedroom of his son, El Rey. El Rey grabs a pair of socks from his drawer and tosses it into a suitcase on his bed. He looks at his dad and rolls his eyes.
El Rey: I’m trying out for the NBA, what does it look like?
El Rey turns back to his drawer and begins looking for the next item as Venom lets out a big sigh.
Venom: Attitude much? It looks like you’re packing. Where are you going?
El Rey: The U.K. I booked a big match in W:U.K.
Venom: Wrestle U.K? Why there?
El Rey: Deja Vu.
Venom: Huh?
El Rey: I feel like I’ve already had this conversation before.
Venom: Yeah?
El Rey: Yeah. I’ve already done this, but I was talking to someone I appreciate much more.
Venom: Zoran…
El Rey: No.
Venom: Well how did it go?
El Rey: I accepted to the booking for the same reason anyone does.
Venom: Prestige?
El Rey: Ha, no. That’s ridiculous. Only idiots do anything for that.
Venom: Glory.
El Rey: No. Who has more glory than me? That’s not it.
Venom: Then what.
El Rey: Money of course. You and mom have got me used to a very expensive lifestyle, and everyone likes to tell me I can’t live off of you forever, but with paychecks like this one I won’t have to.
Venom: Of course, but there has to be another reason right?
El Rey stops and stares off into space for a second deep in thought then answers.
El Rey: I guess.
Venom: Well what is it?
We’re just a few weeks removed from the Rumble. It was a fantastic event where two of the three global titles changed hands except one.
Mine.
Because I am just that damn good.
But enough about me, let’s talk about you idiots, the wrestlers of Wrestle: U.K. The one thing missing from the Rumble event was most of the W:U.K. roster.
I was asked if there was another reason for coming to Wrestle: U.K. other than the money and it hit me, there is.
None of you in this match from W:U.K. and in the title match itself would ever bother to go to a global event. I don’t know if it’s fear, shame at not measuring up, or just plain laziness. But since none of you have the balls to come to the global events where I shine the brightest then I’ll come to you and show you first hand what you’re missing.
I know you may think calling you out for not joining global events is tired and old. After all, Lord Dominicus did it so it can’t be cool. But I’m not calling you out, I’m coming right to you.
What?
Dominicus has done that too?
Ugh!
I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Is it too late to back out of this contract?
Whatever.
There’s no backing now. It’s time to show you all what you’re missing. Win or lose the time is now for you losers to experience the perfection that is me.
Why on earth would I want to go there?
I’ve got no beef with anyone there.
I’ve already made my name in the European Market.
I’ve already taken out a European legend.
Hi Spike Kane.
Why?
Why would I go there?
Is it to face a former foe in Armand Von Cross?
Is it because Cheez impressed me so much at the rumble?
Is it because they’re filled with talent?
Ha.
No.
I signed on the dotted line for this match because the money was good.
That’s right Wrestle U.K. fans. I’m not coming to see you because I want to dazzle you with my performance and earn your admiration. No. I’m coming simply because the ownership wanted a big match to draw you idiots out and who is a bigger name in the Network right now than me?
What are you doing?
We open up on XHF legend Venom standing in the doorway to the bedroom of his son, El Rey. El Rey grabs a pair of socks from his drawer and tosses it into a suitcase on his bed. He looks at his dad and rolls his eyes.
El Rey: I’m trying out for the NBA, what does it look like?
El Rey turns back to his drawer and begins looking for the next item as Venom lets out a big sigh.
Venom: Attitude much? It looks like you’re packing. Where are you going?
El Rey: The U.K. I booked a big match in W:U.K.
Venom: Wrestle U.K? Why there?
El Rey: Deja Vu.
Venom: Huh?
El Rey: I feel like I’ve already had this conversation before.
Venom: Yeah?
El Rey: Yeah. I’ve already done this, but I was talking to someone I appreciate much more.
Venom: Zoran…
El Rey: No.
Venom: Well how did it go?
El Rey: I accepted to the booking for the same reason anyone does.
Venom: Prestige?
El Rey: Ha, no. That’s ridiculous. Only idiots do anything for that.
Venom: Glory.
El Rey: No. Who has more glory than me? That’s not it.
Venom: Then what.
El Rey: Money of course. You and mom have got me used to a very expensive lifestyle, and everyone likes to tell me I can’t live off of you forever, but with paychecks like this one I won’t have to.
Venom: Of course, but there has to be another reason right?
El Rey stops and stares off into space for a second deep in thought then answers.
El Rey: I guess.
Venom: Well what is it?
We’re just a few weeks removed from the Rumble. It was a fantastic event where two of the three global titles changed hands except one.
Mine.
Because I am just that damn good.
But enough about me, let’s talk about you idiots, the wrestlers of Wrestle: U.K. The one thing missing from the Rumble event was most of the W:U.K. roster.
I was asked if there was another reason for coming to Wrestle: U.K. other than the money and it hit me, there is.
None of you in this match from W:U.K. and in the title match itself would ever bother to go to a global event. I don’t know if it’s fear, shame at not measuring up, or just plain laziness. But since none of you have the balls to come to the global events where I shine the brightest then I’ll come to you and show you first hand what you’re missing.
I know you may think calling you out for not joining global events is tired and old. After all, Lord Dominicus did it so it can’t be cool. But I’m not calling you out, I’m coming right to you.
What?
Dominicus has done that too?
Ugh!
I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Is it too late to back out of this contract?
Whatever.
There’s no backing now. It’s time to show you all what you’re missing. Win or lose the time is now for you losers to experience the perfection that is me.
