.::XWF Presents: Highway to Hell [3/30/03]::.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
Highway to Hell
March 30th, 2003

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Tonight's Card:

Kane -VS- "The All American" Randall Richards

XWF Xtreme Championship
Three Styles Of Hell
Chris Styles (c) -VS- Greyman -VS- Kris Quake

XWF California Championship
Triple Threat
Rob Van Dam -VS- Apollyon -VS- A Mystery Opponent

XWF World Heavyweight Championship
Hell In A Cell
Justin Frenzy -VS- The Xtreme Warrior

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*The Xtreme Tron fades to darkness, and so does the whole arena. Spot lights circle the arena. "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park begins to play. Then a bunch of lights turn on next to the Xtreme Tron, and shows the band Linkin Park playing their song. The crowd pops for this surprise. He begins to sing, as the Xtreme Tron lights up with the Opening Entrance. Shots of past Warfare matches are shown. From promos, and from personal backstage shots shot by a camera man. The song ends, and Goldberg and Big Bills faces are shown on the Xtreme Tron. The lights go out complete, and big pyros shoot out from the Xtreme Tron, the Ramp, and the Ring. The lights turn back on the crowd are on their feet cheering loudly for the XWF's Debut Pay Per View.*

Big Bill: Hello folks and welcome to the XWFs first PPV EVER! I'm the 50% owner Big Bill, I'm sorry to announce but my partner in crime Goldberg could not be here tonight to witness this historical event.
King: That sucks
Big Bill: BUT! Aside from that, tonight we will crown not only the first ever XWF California Champion, but also the first ever XWF Heavyweight Champion in history.
King: This is gonna be great!
Ozzy: Start the fuckin' match already!

*"Medal" hits the PA as The All American Randall Richards makes his way out onto the stage to a chorus of boos. He stands at the top of the ramp as his pyro fires off and then finally makes his way down the ramp and steps into the ring.*

Big Bill: I really like this guy
King: He seems familiar
Big Bill: Shut up King!

*"Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven plays over the PA as Kane makes his way down the ramp adjusting his elbow pad, he steps over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring and blasts off his 4 corner post pyro signaling the start of the match.*

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Singles Match
Kane -VS- Randall Richards

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*Richards starts off the match by attacking Kane's leg and locking on a leg lock looking for the quick win. Kane struggles to the ropes and finally gets Richards off of his leg. Richards begins to lift Kane up by his arm and head and whips him to the ropes, Kane catches Richards in mid-air turning his dropkick into a side slam!*

King: Wow, that was crazy.
Big Bill: It's what these guys are paid for.

*Kane lifts Richards up off of the ground and locks on a front choke, he then lifts him up off the ground and holds him elevated in the air choking the air out of his lungs as the ref counts to 5. Kane then releases the hold dropping Richards onto the mat below. Kane walks to the side of his fallen victim and then drops the elbow into his sternum driving any air that is left out of his body. Kane then hooks the leg but Richards kicks out at 2. Kane tries to lift Richards up but instead is rolled into a small package but only for a 1 count. Kane quickly gets to his feet and takes Richards down with a big boot. He then climbs to the top rope and begins stalking the All American.*

King: Kane is on a mission tonight.
Ozzy: Well after that prick Styles fuckin' screwed me I'd fuckin' kill some one.

*Richards finally reaches his feet and Kane flies off and takes him down with a devastating flying clothesline! Kane gets to his feet and cuts his throat signaling for a Tombstone Piledriver!*

King: This could be it.
Big Bill: Come on Richards!

*Kane lifts Richards up over his shoulder and positions him for the Tombstone...but before he can drop Richards grabs the ankle and squirms to the ground pulling Kane down into the Ankle Lock!*

Big Bill: HA!

*Kane screams in pain as Richards works the ankle trying to make him tap out. Kane tries to kick him off but Richards wont release the hold.  Kane squirms in pain and begins to inch towards the ropes. Richards pulls him away from the ropes but Kane some how finally gets his hand on the bottom rope and Richards is forced to release the hold.*

King: Hes still alive.
Big Bill: No @#%$ Sherlock.

*Richards climbs to the top rope and stalks Kane.  Just as Kane gets to his feet Richrads flies off trying for a an axe handle but Kane gets the foot up and nails him with a big boot in mid air! Richards crashes down hard and rolls on the mat holding his face.  Kane stands in the corner and raises his hand up in the air signaling for the end. Richards finally gets to his feet and walks right into the hand around his throat! Kane lifts him into the air but Richards kicks him in the groin! Kane holds his crotch in pain as Richards runs to the ropes, he comes back at full speed but Kane grabs him by the throat and hits a desperation Chokeslam From Hell! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!*

Big Bill: Damnit!
King: Kane rules!
Ozzy: Hell fire and fuckin' brimstone!

*"Slow Chemical" hits the PA as Kane rolls out of the ring and begins his slow paced walk up the ramp and returns to the back*

Winner via pin fall: Kane

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Big Bill: Well folks, it looks like its time for my man Chris Styles to defend his Xtreme Title.
King: That is one crazy son of a bitch.
Big Bill: He had trouble as a child.
King: And that means what?
Big Bill: I dunno...it just sounded good.

*A recap is shown of Styles winning the title against RVD. Styles is then shown losing the title to Kane, and then winning it back from Goldberg. Finally we go to the next week and Styles hitting the X-Plex on Kane to retain the X-title. Finally the contract signings and Chris Styles and Kris Quake going at it*

Big Bill: Boy this is going to be one hell of a match!
King: Yeah, I cant wait to see the 3 styles
Ozzy: I don't give a bloody fuck what the styles are, I just wanna see some blood already!

*The lights go down as darkness descends on the arena, "Reminded" by Drowning Pool sounds around the arena, white fountains of sparks rush towards the center of the stage from either side. Greyman appears and bursts through the sparks and runs down the ring, where he climbs up the turnbuckle and pumps up the crowd, then does a spins as he jumps down to face the ramp.*

King: Where has this guy been? Styles and Quake have been going at it but nearly nothing from Greyman.
Big Bill: Jerking off?

*Guitar riffs are heard through out the arena before drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack picks up over the PA, Chris Styles steps out through the curtains, with the Xtreme Championship around his waist to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans, causing them to boo even louder. He stands at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then just as the hard part of the song kicks in, finally begins his cocky strut down the ramp, flexing and mocking the fans the whole way. Styles hops up onto apron and then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring flaunting his X-title as his music dies out.*

Big Bill: Ah, that's my boy right there, lets go Chris!
Ozzy: Why don't you clean his fuckin title while you're at it
King: Now now Ozzy....calm down.
Ozzy: Fuck you!
King: ...

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Three Styles Of Hell Match for the XWF Xtreme Championship
Chris Styles (c) -VS- Greyman -VS- Kris Quake

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*Styles and Greyman begin circling the ring ready to start off the match, Greyman charges at Styles but he takes him down face first into the bottom turnbuckle with a drop toe hold. Styles hops to his feet and begins to strut around taunting the crowd as Greyman gets to his feet. Greyman grabs Styles from behind, throws him into the corner and begins welling on him with rights and lefts, he then whips him to the ropes and plants him with a huge spinebuster! He hooks the leg looking for the quick win but Styles kicks out at 2.*

King: This is pretty interesting.
Big Bill: Styles is so gonna kick his ass.
Ozzy: Wheres the fuckin blood?

*Greyman gets to his feet and climbs to the top as Styles fights to recover, he finally gets up and Greyman takes flight looking for a clothesline but Styles leaps up in the air and meets Greyman with a drop kick right to the chops! Styles quickly takes advantage of this and rolls out of the ring and grabs one of the tables that are covered in glass and slides it into the ring. Styles sets the table up by the corner and then begins working on Greyman. He lifts him up by his arm and hooks him for a suplex, he lifts him up but Greyman flips over and nails Styles with a bulldog! He attempts the cover again but Styles kicks out.*

Big Bill: This is gonna be one hell of a back & forth match.
King: This match sucks.

*Greyman grabs a chair and slides back into the ring, he waits for Styles to get up and takes charge, he swings the chair but Styles ducks under and hits Greyman with a belly to belly right into the turnbuckle! Styles grabs the chair and sets it up to a sitting position, he then lifts Greyman up and flips him over his shoulders and elevates him up.  He positions himself over the chair and then nails Greyman with the Drop Out right onto the chair!*

King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: Fuck yeah!

*Styles quickly hooks the leg and the ref starts the count, 1..2..Greyman gets the shoulder up! Styles argues with the ref as Greyman tries to get to his feet holding his jaw in immense pain. Styles shoves the ref, the ref backs up and then out of nowhere takes a swing that spins Styles around right into an Inverted Downward Spiral right onto the chair! Greyman quickly makes the cover, 1... 2... STYLES BARELY KICKS OUT!*

Big Bill: Oh @#%$!
King: Styles almost lost it there.
Big Bill: No @#%$ Sherlock!

Greyman gets to his feet almost in disbelief that Styles got the shoulder up. He quickly lifts Styles to his feet and then drops him down with a Double Arm DDT and makes the cover again, 1 2 Styles gets the shoulder up again! Greyman gets up filled with rage and positions the glass covered table in front of the turnbuckle, he then lifts Styles up pounding on him the whole time and slams his face into the top turnbuckle and then leaves him resting against the rope, he climbs out through the ropes and to the top rope and begins to pull Styles up with him.

King: Greyman looking for sort of a powerbomb maneuver.
Big Bill: Dammit Styles do something!
Ozzy: Rock on baby!

*Greyman stands to his feet and flips Styles up for a powerbomb but he counters it in mid-air and hits the standing hurricanrana from the top rope!*

Big Bill: OH FUCK!
King: Wow, he flew right over the table!
Ozzy: Fuckin ingrates! Go through the bloody table already!

*Greyman lays on his back in the center of the ring while Styles stands on the other side of the table collecting his thoughts, Styles moves the table aside and lifts Greyman up, he then pulls him to the corner and lifts himself up into a seated position looking for a tornado ddt. Styles whips out and swings around but before he can connect with the table Greyman powers out and swings Styles right back to the top turnbuckle and nails Styles with a desperation low blow.*

Big Bill: Damn...almost!
King: Well that was cool.
Ozz: Fucker!

*Greyman climbs to the top rope and signals to the crowd for another frankensteiner, he drops back and wraps his legs around Styles head but Styles stops him in mid air!*

King: Could it be?
Big Bill: YES YES!

*Styles lets Greyman hang down and hooks the arms under his legs, he then leaps off with a top rope Out of Style crashing through the glass covered wood!*

Ozzy: YEAH!
King: Holy @#%$!
Big Bill: Pin him!

*Styles quickly gets to his feet and pulls Greyman out of the glass and wood from the table and hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3.*
Eliminated: Greyman

Big Bill: Bring on Quake!

*The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake walks out. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his chest bare chest as he walks down to the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then springs over the top rope into the ring and spins around to the middle of the ring with his arms once again spread.  Styles quickly attacks Quake from behind sending him face first into the corner, Styles spins him around and begins pummeling him into the corner and beating on his face relentlessly. Styles then pulls Quake out of the corner, grabs a chair and drives it into his skull sending him down flat on his back. Styles then rolls out of the ring and grabs the Xtreme Championship, he rolls back into the ring and slams it down onto Quakes face and begins rubbing the hard metal into his face yelling out, "You'll never have this belt!Its mine!"*

King: Strong words from the champ.
Big Bill: Yeah you tell him champ!
Ozzy: What the fuck did he just say?

*Styles gets Quake back to his feet and then slams him in the face with the title again, he then rolls out of the ring and hands the title back to the announcer, and then goes in search of something under the ring.*

King: What is he looking for?
Big Bill: The third style!

*Styles finally begins to back away from the ring as he brings a ladder covered with barbed wire! Styles slides the ladder into the ring and sets it up by the corner, he then slides back out of the ring and grabs another table covered in glass. Styles sets the table up by the ladder which is in the corner and then turns to Quake but he's gone. Styles begins turning around looking for him when all of a sudden he is nailed right in the chops with a superkick! Styles goes down with a thud as Quake bounces around the ring as giddy as a school girl. He quickly climbs to the top rope and stands perched waiting for Styles to get to his feet, just as he does Quake takes off with a flying hurricanrana taking Styles off his feet once again.*

Big Bill: Come on Styles, kick his ass!

*Quake quickly scurries up the ladder and then almost immediately takes flight crashing down on Styles hard with a flying moonsault! He quickly lifts Styles up and then drops him back down to the mat with a DDT and hooks the leg, but only gets 2.*

King: Styles is really getting his ass kicked.
Big Bill: Shut up King!

*Quake jumps to his feet and begins to lift Styles up but Styles nails him with a low blow and rolls him into the Styles Clutch! Quake screams in pain and squirms towards the ropes but Styles wont let go.  Quake is out, the ref lifts the arm...and it drops (1), the ref lifts it again....and it drops (2), again....out of nowhere Goldberg hits Styles with the Spear!*

Big Bill: What the hell?! Dammit Goldy!
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah!
King: Oh hes pissed.

*Goldberg grabs Styles and lifts him onto his shoulders, he then swings him out for an Extreme Edge but Styles turns it into a Tornado DDT! Styles gets to his feet and nails a still recovering Kris Quake with the Out of Style! He hooks the leg, 1 2 GOLDBERG PULLS STYLES OFF! Styles kicks Goldberg in the sack but Quake is back to his feet, he superkicks Styles but he remains on his feet, Goldberg comes up from behind, and spins him around right into the Demension! Goldberg puts Quake on top of Styles, 1 2 STYLES GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Goldberg shoves Quake out of the way and lifts Styles up, he puts him on his shoulders and spins him around for the Extreme Edge but he escapes again, but Quake is right there and hits the Thunder Roll Up, 1... 2... 3!*

King: We have a new Xtreme Champion!
Big Bill: Dammit Goldberg!
Ozzy: What...no blood?

*"Kryptonite" hits the PA as Kris Quake his handed the Xtreme title, Styles gets to his feet and begins arguing with the ref, but Goldberg nails him with a low blow from behind and FINALLY hits the Extreme Edge on him! Kris Quake rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp with his newly won title as Goldberg stands there staring at Styles who is not moving*

King: He wasn't gonna leave until he hit that move.
Big Bill: Damn Goldberg.
Ozzy: What the @#%$ is going on?

Winner via pinfall and NEW Xtreme Champion: Kris Quake

*Goldberg grins at the defeat of Chris Styles, and he turns to the commentators table. There standing looking mad, is Big Bill. Goldberg walks over and sits down on the other side of the table.

Goldberg: Look who is back on Pay Per View!
Big Bill: You @#%$! That was my associate!
Goldberg: I know, but hes the one that kicked me out of the XWF Title Competition.

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*One Of A Kind" by Breaking Point hits and Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers him on.*

Jerry: Where have I seen him before?
Big Bill: Will you shut up about that!
Ozzy: You fucking idiot.
Jerry: Sorry

*"Bring Me To Life" hits as Dominique walks out, she poses at the top of the stage, and then Hollywood (Rocks New Theme) hits and Apollyon comes walking out wearing his XHR Title, Apollyon then kisses Dominique before they walk down to the ring and climb through the ropes. The lovely and ever beautiful Dominique then takes the title off from around Apollyon's waists and she holds it up high in the air, while Apollyon does his Version 1.0 taunt on the nearest turnbuckle.*

Jerry: Woo! Look at Dominique!
Goldberg: This guy is going to be a tough opponent in this match-up.

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XWF California Title Match
Rob Van Dam VS- Apollyon VS- A Mystery Opponent

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*The Bell rings and RVD and Apollyon circle each other cautiously. RVD and Apollyon lock up, and RVD takes down Apollyon with a twisted arm bar. RVD then goes for a spinning leg drop, but Apollyon rolls out of the way. Apollyon gets up and charges RVD for a clothesline. RVD ducks, they turn to each other, and RVD hits a kick to the midsection. He does the splits down, looks up at Apollyon bending over, and goes for a punch, but Apollyon stiffly kicks RVD in the side of the head. RVD falls over and holds his jaw. Apollyon lifts him up, and forearm smashes him in the jaw a couple of times. He bounces him off the ropes, and towards the opposite ropes. RVD comes back with a rolling heel kick. Apollyon hits the mat, and RVD hits a standing Shooting Star Press on Apollyon! The pin, 1...2..kickout by Apollyon.*

Big Bill: Where's the mystery man?
Goldberg: That little prick!

*Leinad comes over the crowd barricade, and slides into the ring. He jumps up and hits a Lou Theze Press on Apollyon. He hits a standing moonsault on Apollyon, and RVD dropkicks the both of them on the mat. Apollyon holds his shoulder in pain, and Leinad comes and swiftly kicks RVD in the knee. He then hits a Jumping Heel Kick to take him down. Apollyon turns around Leinad, kicks him in the gut, and goes for The Twister from Hell! Leinad shoves Apollyon away into the ropes. Apollyon bounces back and spears down Leinad! He pounces furiously on the Elf's head. RVD pulls Apollyon off of Leinad, and Apollyon eye rakes RVD. He then hits the Twister From Hell! Apollyon turns RVD over, and pins him, 1...2....Leinad breaks it up. Apollyon stands up to Leinad, and the two starting duking it out, back and forth. Apollyon lifts up Leinad for a Suplex, and Leinad counters with a float-over neckbreaker! Apollyon holds the back of his head in pain and Leinad sits up. *

Goldberg: This new guy is really proving himself to the crowd!
Big Bill: And to us, remember that!
Goldberg: Of course.

*Leinad lifts up Apollyon, and hits a Double Arm DDT sending Apollyon on his face, and onto his back. Leinad lifts up Apollyons legs, and RVD comes and tackles Leinad from behind. They both roll through the ropes. RVD and Leinad get up, and Apollyon launches himself over the top rope and body splashes both of them. Apollyon whips RVD into the barricade, and charges him. RVD ducks down, and sends Apollyon over the barricade with a back body drop! Apollyon hits the hard concrete, and Leinad comes after RVD too. RVD ducks again, and sends Leinad by Apollyon the same way! RVD climbs on top of the barricade, and hits a spinning leg drop on both Apollyon and Leinad. The crowd goes crazy, and RVD pulls Apollyon back over the barricade. Leinad attacks RVD from behind, and they both go back over the barricade to ringside. Apollyon limps and rolls into the ring. RVD throws Leinad into the steel steps, and back into the ring. Apollyon picks up Leinad, and hits a Bloody Fury! The pin, 12..RVD pulls Apollyon out of the ring, and Apollyon punches back at RVD. RVD blocks a punch, and jumping kicks Apollyon in the face, and down to the mat. RVD rolls into the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle. He looks around to the crowd. RVD jumps off for a 5 Star Frogsplash, but Leinad rolls out of the way. He rolls up RVD, and the pin, 12..KICKOUT at the last available time.*

Goldberg: God damn, this is getting big.
Big Bill: Cause its the Pay Per View.
Ozzy: No Shit Fucking Sherlock.
Jerry: I love the XWF

*Apollyon slides back into the ring, and hits a neckbreaker on Leinad. Apollyon then hits a legdrop on him. Apollyon climbs the turnbuckle, signals to the crowd, and Leinad follows him up, he goes for a Superplex, but Apollyon reverses it with a Super Float-over Neckbreaker! RVD steals the pinfall, 1...2..Apollyon breaks it up. RVD hits Apollyon with a Vandamiator! RVD climbs up the ropes, and aims at Apollyon, he hits the 5 Star Frog Splash! RVD rolls over Apollyon and holds his gut. He stumbles up, and out of no where, Leinad hits a Springboard Backflip to DDT! RVD seems out cold, and Leinad climbs the ropes! Leinad does an RVD taunt, and hits his own version of the Frog Splash! The pin, 1...2...3! Leinad gets up with his arms in the air, and the crowd boos him. He grabs his California Title, and raises it high. He rolls out of the ring, and leaves up the ramp to his music.*
Winner and NEW California Champion: Leinad, The High Elf!

Goldberg: What a finish!
Big Bill: I still cant believe what you did to Chris Styles @#%$.
Goldberg: Would you believe me if I was paid to do it?
Big Bill: No..

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*"Testify" by Rage Against the Machine hits as Justin Frenzy makes his way out, looking pumped for his match. He vigorously shakes his head, letting his long hair fall in front of his face. He walks down to the ring, and slides under the bottom rope. He 'tests' the ropes by trying to break them, but backs away, getting ready for his match

King: This guys freak! Did ya see what he did to that poor pig?!
Ozzy: No, the @#%$ camera man bloody ran away!
Big Bill: I fired him, you know?
Ozzy: You're a good man

*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle's, and pumps up the crowd, ready for the match ahead. The Hell in a Cell lowers from the roof, and now all of the audience are on their feet clapping for the Cell to come down. It hits the floor, locking both Justin Frenzy and Xtreme Warrior in.*

Goldberg: That is one Hell of a Cell!
Ozzy: How original, did you steal that from the fucking WWE too?
Goldberg: meh.

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Hell in a Cell Match for the XWF World Heavyweight Championship
Justin Frenzy VS- The Xtreme Warrior

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*The bell dings and Justin Frenzy and Xtreme Warrior circle each other in the ring. Justin Frenzy extends a hand for a test of strength, and X Warrior excepts. Justin Frenzy kicks X Warrior in the gut and goes for a DDT. X Warrior stands on his feet, and Justin arm slides off his head and he hits the mat. X Warrior goes for an elbow drop, and Frenzy rolls out of the way. Frenzy runs and hits the ropes, comes back with a baseball slide, but X Warrior jumps off his stomach in time and Frenzy slides right under him. Frenzy and X Warrior meet up again and X Warrior locks in for a Suplex. Frenzy twists himself out of his arm and twists X Warriors right arm. X Warrior rolls forward untwists it, and Frenzy lets go and back flips when Warrior rolled. Frenzy and Warrior meet again, and Frenzy hits a stiff kick to the balls of X Warrior. X Warrior falls to his knees, and Frenzy swiftly kicks him in the head.*

Ozzy: Dirty Fucking Fighting!
Goldberg: And listen to this crowd booing.

*Frenzy lifts up X Warriors legs and looks to the crowd who are booing. He flips them off and goes for another gets ready to punch poor X Warrior in the balls. X Warrior flips himself up, grabs Frenzy by the head and rolls him up into a pin! 1...2...kickout! Frenzy gets up and looks at X Warrior wide eyed. X Warrior also gets up looking pissed, and Frenzy just laughs. Frenzy spits on X Warrior, and X Warrior wipes it off his chest and punches Frenzy right in the jaw which sends him stumbling back into the ropes. X Warrior runs up and Frenzy falls back and pulls the top rope with him. X Warrior goes flying over the top rope, but lands on his feet on the outside. Frenzy gets up and X Warrior grabs Frenzys feet in the ring, and pulls him off his feet, and out to ringside. X Warrior throws Frenzy into the steel steps, and he flips over them. Frenzy holds his gut in pain, as X Warrior grabs something from under the ring. He pulls out a ladder, and slides it into the ring. X Warrior comes walking after Frenzy, and Frenzy trips him face first into the cage wall.*

Big Bill: There goes his nose!
King: AH! Don't hurt his nose, Frenzy!

*Frenzy picks up X Warrior over his head, and throws him into the cage wall again. Frenzy motions to the crowd, and they boo him. Frenzy looks under the ring, and pulls out a chair. He lifts it up and gets some pops. Frenzy flips them off, and gets some boos. He stands a little ways from X Warrior, waiting patiently. X Warrior gets up and turns around towards Frenzy. Frenzy charges, and X Warrior hits a rolling heel kick into the chair and into the face of Frenzy! Frenzy has been laid out cold, and crowd are on their feet. X Warrior picks up Frenzy, and rolls him into the ring. X Warrior then pulls out a table, and sets it up between the ring and the cage wall. He rolls back into the ring, and Frenzy charges him. X Warrior ducks and hits him with a spine buster. Frenzy rolls around the mat, and X Warrior sets up the ladder. Frenzy charges X Warrior from behind, and knocks him into the ladder. Frenzy climbs the other side of the ladder, and pulls up X Warrior by the hair. Frenzy lifts up his fist, and then locks in X Warriors head. Frenzy dives off with X Warrior, and hits an Super Implant DDT! X Warrior busts off the mat violently and rolls under the bottom rope and into ringside, on the floor.*

Ozzy: Oh my god! That was a huge DDT!
Big Bill: It was an Implant DDT!
Ozzy: So?
King: Don't talk back to the boss, Ozzy.
Goldberg: That's 50% boss to you.

*Frenzy rests on the ropes and catches his breath. He rolls out of the ring, opposite side of where X Warrior is, and grabs a bag from under the ring. He drags it out and carries it over his shoulder. He stops at the table X Warrior set up earlier, and pours out tacks from the bag and onto the table! He tosses the bag aside, and slides back into the ring. X Warrior lifts himself up, and rolls into the ring also. Justin Frenzy spears him down, and then locks in a head lock on the floor. The audience starts to clap for X Warrior, who tries to wiggle out of it. X Warrior rolls under Frenzy, flipping Frenzy over him. X Warrior goes for a cross face, but Frenzy rolls away and under the ropes. X Warrior crawls towards the ropes, and SMACK! Frenzy whacks X Warrior in the face with the chair from earlier. X Warrior hangs by his chest on the bottom rope. Justin slides X Warrior so where he neck is on the rope instead, and jumps down while grabbing his neck, both choking and slamming X Warriors face into the mat. Justin Frenzy rolls X Warrior out of the ring, and pulls him on to his feet. Justin walks X Warrior to the table w/ tacks on it. Justin Frenzy picks up into a Crucifix Powerbomb! The crowd are on their feet, as Justin Frenzy gets ready to bomb X Warrior on the tacked table! Justin gets flipped back by X Warrior into an Unprettier! Justin hits the concrete hard and X Warrior sits up in front of Frenzy's body. The crowd cheering in such a great counter.*

Goldberg: Booya!
Jerry: Where have I seen that before?
Big Bill: Shut up.
Ozzy: Wasn't it that fucking Christian damn I cant remember his name

*X Warrior rolls Justin into the crowd, and rolls in after him. He whips Justin into the ropes opposite of where the tacked table is at ringside. Justin comes back, and X Warrior goes for a back body drop to throw him into the table, but Justin counters it into a knee face buster! X Warrior falls back, and Justin Frenzy is back on top of the match. Justin grabs the ladder and pulls it to the middle of the ring. He climbs up to the top, and turns towards X Warrior, who is still down. Justin sighs and goes for a crossbody splash! X Warrior rolls! Justin hits the open canvas and flips onto his back. X Warrior tiredly slides himself towards Justin, and pins 1...2...KICKOUT. X Warrior rolls onto his back and two lay there motionless. The opening riffs of "The Way You Like: It by Adema hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to complete and solid silence. Someone's XtremeTron begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd.*

Big Bill: Who in the blue strobes of light is this?
Ozzy: How should I fucking know, I'm only paid minimum.
Goldberg: I think I know who it- UMPH!
Big Bill: What the Hell?

*Goldberg lays on the floor next to the commentators table, and here comes a man climbing over the barricade behind Goldberg, with a sledgehammer. The man receives boos from the crowd, as he raises the sledgehammer in the air, and then hits Goldberg in the back with it. He sits down where Goldberg was sitting, and takes Goldberg's headphones.*

The Man: I'm back boys and girls, and its time for me to finish some business!
Big Bill: Who the Hell are you?!
The Man: Just a man
Ozzy: How fucking original

*The Man gets up out of Goldberg's chair, spits on him, and walks out in front. Big Bill stands up and yells SECURITY! and here comes Security, then tackle down the man, and hauled his ass up the ramp. Jerry Lawler checks on Goldberg with some paramedics.*

Ozzy: Holy Shit, Were missing the match!

*X Warrior runs off the ropes, and dropkicks Justin Frenzy in the gut! Justin flips back into the ropes, and X Warrior charges and clotheslined him over the ropes. Justin gets up, and X Warrior body splashes him over the ropes, but Justin catches him. Barely able to stand, he powerslams X Warrior into the cage wall! X Warrior bounces off the cage and lands on his chest at ringside. Justin Frenzy drags him over to the tacked table again. X Warrior hits a jaw break in a counter attempt! X Warrior rolls Justin on to the table with tacks on him. Justin yells in pain, as X Warrior slides back into the ring. He runs to the opposite ropes, comes back, and spingboards over the top rope and does a Swanton Bomb, but with such speed, Justin Frenzy gets away in time, and X Warrior crashes through the table! The crowd goes into a Holy @#%$ chant, as then Justin Frenzy rolls himself into the ring, away from the damage.*

Big Bill: I think these people here have just said everything God damn..
Ozzy: That was fucking insane.
Big Bill: I hope Goldy being unconscious doesn't cost us money.

*A chain saw can be heard, and then the blade of one cuts right through the middle of the ring! The crowd stand in awe, as a circle is cut through. The chainsaw goes away, and is turned off. Devo comes popping out of the hole, and Justin Frenzy's eyes widen. Justin Frenzy and Devo run at eachother. Justin goes for a Spear, but Devo reveres it into an implant DDT! Justin Frenzy rolls onto his back, and Devo gets the crowd rallied up. He stands behind Devo, waiting for him to get up. Frenzy slowly gets up, turns around, and is hit with the Smack Bottom! The crowd goes nuts, as Devo poses in the ring. The ref tries to get Devo to leave but he doesn't. Devo smiles, and climbs back under the ring. The ref goes under the ring, after Devo. X Warrior slowly crawls into the ring, his back bleeding heavily.*

Big Bill: Two different people have shown up in the last 5 minutes, this is getting hectic!*
Ozzy: Damn fucking right, and Goldberg is still knocked the hell out.

*X Warrior crawls over to the fallen Justin Frenzy, and he goes for a one handed pin The ref is still missing, and no one can do the pinfall. X Warrior just lies there with his hand on his chest. X Warrior pulls himself up and stumbles into the turnbuckle. He looks at Justin Frenzy, then at he hole in the ring. He sighs, and walks over to Frenzy. He pulls Frenzy into the ladder, and climbs up to the top. He stretches down, and pulls Frenzy to the top. X Warrior motions to the crowd, and then jumps off with a Super Bulldog off the ladder! Frenzy hits the ring hard, and X Warrior crashes through the hole in the ring! A hand comes out of the hole, and up comes Devo in the refs uniform shirt! The crowd pops, and Devo sits up on the turnbuckle. X Warrior then crawls out of the man made hole and crawls over Justin Frenzy. Devo jumps off, runs, and slides to start the pin count, 1...2...KICKOUT at the last second! Devo's eyes lights up and shrugs to X Warrior, who signs and sits up.

Big Bill: He cant be ref! Someone arrest that bastard!
King: Don't arrest him, that other ref just stopped for a burger, and Devo said he would cover for him.
Big Bill: Where did you read that?
King: People (Magazine).

*Justin Frenzy sits up too, to the shock of everyone! He gets up, and him and X Warrior start duking it out! Frenzy gets X Warrior to the ropes, and X Warrior ducks another punch. He runs behind Frenzy who then turns around, kicks Frenzy in the gut, and goes for a Tornado DDT! Frenzy counters and hits a jaw shoulder breaker on X Warrior. Justin climbs the ladder, and waits for X Warrior to get up. Justin jumps off and hits X Warrior with a Hurricarana, but he adds another spin to it, then another! He jumps off, and X Warrior goes flying off onto the mat. Justin crawls quickly over, and goes for the pin Devo runs and slides over, 12.3! Justin gets up on his knees and raises his arms in celebration. Justin gets up and turns around. He looks at Devo face to face, and Devo hits a Stunner! Devo stands over Justin Frenzy.. and points down on him.*
Winner and NEW XWF Champion: Justin Frenzy!

Big Bill: And we have our First Ever XWF World Champion! Congratulations Justin! Let's go out there and give him his title belt personally.
Jerry: But Goldb-
Big Bill: We only have 3 minutes left, you don't want those Island Boyz from WWE to come after us, do you?
Ozzy: They suck.
Big Bill: The extra times means less money, which means lower salary
Ozzy: Hurry the fuck up, Bill.

*Big Bill walks towards the Cell, and opens the door with the keys. He steps inside, and climbs up the available set of stairs. He goes through the ropes, and walks past the hole, looking inside. He stops over Justin's attacked body, and Devo just looks at Big Bill. Devo pffts and walks off, out of the cage, and up the ramp. Big Bill grabs his microphone out.*

Big Bill: I, 50% Owner of The XWF, declare Justin Frenzy, as the official winner of this match. The official winner of the XWF Title Tournament, and the NEW XWF World Champion!

*Crowd pops, and Big Bill lays the belt over Justin Frenzy's waist.*

Big Bill: Have a good night, drive safely, and well see you on Warfare this Friday!

*The scene fades away TO PORN on PPV! Wooo Then its all cut off.*