MOTHER. Was Here. Sort Of.
May 14, 2023 11:04:59 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Dave D-Flipz, and 2 more like this
Post by mtc on May 14, 2023 11:04:59 GMT -5
In rough breakdown form, as I got some permissions and can count on everyone else to sign off... but clearly not in time. Plus some melodrama is better handled in point form.
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Scene 1: Most of the participants of last months race celebrate their jockstrap win....... until its time to take it home. With only one trophy for the 10-22 winners (based on who got back to me and if some of the cars count as people) - this is going to lead to arguments.
Scene 2: Zoran Sainovic acting as a judge, decides that the only fair thing to do is "TO CUT ZE JOCKSTRAP INTO EQUAL SHARES!" Marty makes a glib observation about Zoran's problem solving skills always involving knives, oblivious to the King David implications.
Scene 3: The winners prepare to chop up the jockstrap, sadly Tinto has glued two googly eyes to it - giving the inanimate object enough personality that no one can bring themselves to commence hacking. With no other option they draw up a schedule to share the trophy, which sadly results in everyone having six hour windows of ownership a week.
Scene 4: Tinto is in the Mother Garage explaining to Gravedigger that since this month's race falls in May - the same month that hosts Mother's Day - that Memaw has to fix the race to let them win by default, or she'd go to hell.
Scene 5: With an unbridled confidence that he is not known for, Norman Krabbe strides up to his vehicle. "Indie - will you marry me?" Wait, what was that? Maybe he overcompensated. Damn confidence. Finding the request rather sudden, the car asks if she can have an hour to think about it. Norman looks at his watch. Damn. Being a gentlemen he complies, sheepishly exiting.
Scene 6: Norman continues to look at his watch outside the Motel 6, by the time Industrial Woman gives him an answer.... he might not be able to physically speak. Why is that? 6 pm. Tinto exits the motel, it's his turn to use the +7 confidence googily eyed jockstrap. Norman tries to plead his case, but you can't go back on pinky swears - so he reaches into his pants and removes the strap, handing it to Tinto.... who immediately puts it on.
Scene 7: Even without the confidence boost of the jockstrap, Tinto will be the first CAR rep to win the X*Crown. Watch out, Fox!
Scene 8: Industrial Woman transforms from car to lady, approaching Norman - before she can give a response, he promptly faints. Fade.
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Scene 1: Most of the participants of last months race celebrate their jockstrap win....... until its time to take it home. With only one trophy for the 10-22 winners (based on who got back to me and if some of the cars count as people) - this is going to lead to arguments.
Scene 2: Zoran Sainovic acting as a judge, decides that the only fair thing to do is "TO CUT ZE JOCKSTRAP INTO EQUAL SHARES!" Marty makes a glib observation about Zoran's problem solving skills always involving knives, oblivious to the King David implications.
Scene 3: The winners prepare to chop up the jockstrap, sadly Tinto has glued two googly eyes to it - giving the inanimate object enough personality that no one can bring themselves to commence hacking. With no other option they draw up a schedule to share the trophy, which sadly results in everyone having six hour windows of ownership a week.
Scene 4: Tinto is in the Mother Garage explaining to Gravedigger that since this month's race falls in May - the same month that hosts Mother's Day - that Memaw has to fix the race to let them win by default, or she'd go to hell.
Scene 5: With an unbridled confidence that he is not known for, Norman Krabbe strides up to his vehicle. "Indie - will you marry me?" Wait, what was that? Maybe he overcompensated. Damn confidence. Finding the request rather sudden, the car asks if she can have an hour to think about it. Norman looks at his watch. Damn. Being a gentlemen he complies, sheepishly exiting.
Scene 6: Norman continues to look at his watch outside the Motel 6, by the time Industrial Woman gives him an answer.... he might not be able to physically speak. Why is that? 6 pm. Tinto exits the motel, it's his turn to use the +7 confidence googily eyed jockstrap. Norman tries to plead his case, but you can't go back on pinky swears - so he reaches into his pants and removes the strap, handing it to Tinto.... who immediately puts it on.
Scene 7: Even without the confidence boost of the jockstrap, Tinto will be the first CAR rep to win the X*Crown. Watch out, Fox!
Scene 8: Industrial Woman transforms from car to lady, approaching Norman - before she can give a response, he promptly faints. Fade.