Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:00:08 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Carnage
XWF Carnage
May 25th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
An XWF Championship is Renamed
6-Man Tag Team Elimination Match
Team MacDaddy vs The Elven Revolution
XWF Xtreme Championship
Hardcore Match
Xtreme Warrior vs Crazy Dan (c)
XWF Cruiserweight Championship
'Your Hero' Kris Quake vs Eric 'The Attitude' Owens
XWF California Championship
Light Bulb Match
Greyman (c) vs Stone Sour
XWF Ultimate Championship #1 Contendership
Devo vs Apollyon
XWF Ultimate Championship
The Rock (c) vs Leinad The High Elf
6-Man Tag Team Elimination Match
Team MacDaddy vs The Elven Revolution
XWF Xtreme Championship
Hardcore Match
Xtreme Warrior vs Crazy Dan (c)
XWF Cruiserweight Championship
'Your Hero' Kris Quake vs Eric 'The Attitude' Owens
XWF California Championship
Light Bulb Match
Greyman (c) vs Stone Sour
XWF Ultimate Championship #1 Contendership
Devo vs Apollyon
XWF Ultimate Championship
The Rock (c) vs Leinad The High Elf
*"Downfall" by TRUSTCompany kicks in. The opening entrance begins. The past of the XWF is shown. The battles that have cursed and blessed everyone. The vengeance, painships, and ass kickings that have been happening. The blood, pain, sweat, and victory of the XWF. The people inside of the XWF, waiting for their own 15 Minutes of fame. This all comes to a close, and we take you to the customized stage for XWF Carnage. The pyros explode in all directions, and we take you LIVE to Jerry "The King" Lawler, Ozzy Osbourne, and our own two Owners, Big Bill and Goldberg!*
King: We welcome you here LIVE in the TWA Dome in St. Louis for the monthly Pay Per View. This one is called none other then XWF Carnage, and what a name that is for such an event. Tonight, we have Team MacDaddy all working together against the Elven Revolution. Also, we have the X-Championship on the line. Crazy Dan will defend his title against non other then The Xtreme Warrior.
Ozzy: And then we bring to you the cruiserweight championship. A championship yet to be seen in the XWF. But this championship will definitely be a great championship. Your Hero Kris Quake will take on The Attitude Eric Owens in what is predicted to be a classic cruiserweight battle. And then you have the Light Bulb Match. The match that could cut anyone close to the ring. Greyman will defend his championship against Stone Sour. This is definitely going to be a bloody and dangerous battle for the California Championship.
King: And finally, we have the Ultimate Championship coming into play twice tonight. Devo will take on Apollyon for the #1 Contendership, and The Rock will defend his championship against a worthy competitor. Former California Champion, Leinad.
Big Bill: Hey hey hey, don't forget about us.
King: Also, joining us at ringside, the best seats in the house, are Big Bill and Goldberg, our 50% owners.
Goldberg: Damn right were here.
Big Bill: Now lets start the @#%$ show.
King: Whats that in your hand, Big Bill?
Big Bill: Its the two new championships.
*Someone walks out and stops right on the top of the ramp.holds one hand up then jumps up. Then runs down the ramp, jumps into the ring runs to the nearest turnbuckle holds both hands out spread away from his body with all his fingers spread then gets down and does the same thing in the opposite turnbuckle then gets down and waits for his opponent. he walks 5 feet up and sparks go everywhere he walks thru them then runs down the ramp and into the ring jump on the turnbuckles holds one hand up and makes a fist with it.goes to the opposite turnbuckle and does the same.then waits for his opponent. he walks down the ramp enters the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle throws his hands up gets off the turn buckle then goes to the opposite and does the same thing.*
King: .......what the @#%$....
*A voice echoes over the PA system: "None shall pass, The Shining Wizard is coming through!" and then "Serenity" by Godsmack plays as The Shining wizard runs around the ring, giving high fives to his fans. He takes off his wizard hat to reveal another underneath that he takes off and puts on the head of a random child. "We Can Dance" by Men Without Hats begins to play as an angry short man walks to the ring. He enters alongside his client.*
Ozzy: What the Hell? I thought Sermun was a manager.
Goldberg: He is. My nephew Brandon is pretty evil, ain't he?
Ozzy: That bastard...
6-Man Tag Team Elimination Match
Team MacDaddy vs The Elven Revolution
Team MacDaddy vs The Elven Revolution
*The bell rings, and the match is underway. Sermun and Gorf go towards their corner, leaving The Shining Wizard in the ring. Kevin and Diamond Dog enter their corner, letting Kareem have the opening advantage. Kareem and the Shining Wizard circle each other. Kareem lunges at The Shining Wizard, and throws him into a turnbuckle. He begins to punch him in the gut several times. The Shining Wizard starts to fight back. He punches Kareem several times in the head. He kicks Kareem in the gut, and goes for a swinging neckbreaker. Kareem counters and hits his own Swinging Neckbreaker. Kareem is quickly back up to his feet, and The Shining Wizard is up now also. They lock up again, and this time, The Shining Wizard gets the advantage, and throws Kareem down. Kareem looks back up, now on his knees. The Shining Wizard dropkicks Kareem. Kareem back-flips off his back, and lands on his face and chest.*
Big Bill: They're being vicious today.
Goldberg: Of course, they are in our presence.
*Kareem tags out to Diamond Dog. Diamond gets in and clotheslines down The Shining Wizard. He picks him up by the head, and delivers and vicious punch to the jaw. Diamond Dog then takes down The Shining Wizard by the legs, and locks in a Boston Crab Apple! The Shining Wizard squirms towards the ropes. Diamond Dog wont let go though. The Shining Wizard almost reaches the ropes, but then Diamond Dog pulls him away! The Shining Wizard squirms some more to break free. He reaches the ropes beside him, but Diamond Dog just wont let go! The ref begins to count, 1...2....3....Diamond Dog finally lets go just before 4.*
King: Diamond Dog doing all he can to win this match for his team.
*Diamond Dog grabs The Shining Wizard by the hair. He pulls him off the ground, and begins yelling at him to his face. The Shining Wizard punches Diamond Dog in the face and breaks free. The Shining Wizard hits The Spell of the Wizard to take out Diamond Dog! The Shining Wizard crawls to his corner, and tags in Gorf. Gorf leaps into the ring, and Diamond Dog tags in Kevin. Gorf and Kevin meet up, and they start punching away at each other. Gorf takes Kevin to the ropes, and clotheslines him over the top. Kareem smashes himself into the back of Gorf. Kareem forearm smashes Gorf in the back, and throws him across the ring. The ref yells at Kareem, and Kareem finally makes it back to his corner. Kevin rolls back into the ring, and crawls after Gorf.*
Ozzy: Working like a team.
Goldberg: They need it in order to stay alive in this match.
*Gorf and Kevin are back on their feet. Gorf kicks Kevin in the gut, and hits a suplex. Kevin and Gorf are back up again. Kevin charges Gorf, but Gorf ducks a clothesline. Kevin bounces off the ropes and a blind tag is made by Kareem. Kevin comes back at Gorf, and Gorf ducks again, and hits a spinebuster! Kareem charges Gorf, and Gorf blocks a punch, and kicks Kareem in the gut. Gorf locks on a head lock, and they stumble into the Elven Revolution ring corner. Sermun tags in! Sermun pulls himself on top of the turnbuckle, as then Kareem throws Gorf over him and into the middle of the ring. Kareem turns towards the turnbuckle. The Shining Wizard picks up Sermun, and helps throws him into Kareem. Sermun takes Kareem down!*
Ozzy: Holy @#%$! Did that handicapped man just take down Kareem?
King: Daaaaaaaaamn.
Goldberg: That manager has some talent.
Big Bill: That's why we signed him.
*Kareem is back up, and pins Sermun in a roll up! Sermun cant kick out because he has no legs. 1...2...3! Sermun is eliminated from the match!*
Goldberg: Wow, that killed the hype.
Eliminated: Sermun from the Elven Revolution
*Kareem gets up, and raises his arms in victory. Gorf comes and trips Kareem from behind. The Shining Wizard takes to the air, and hits a spinning leg drop onto Kareem. Gorf pins Kareem, 1......2....Its broken up by Kevin and Diamond Dog. Kevin takes Gorf into one turnbuckle, and Diamond Dog takes The Shining Wizard into another. Kevin whips Gorf as Diamond Dog whips The Shining Wizard, and they head towards each other. The Shining Wizard counters Diamond Dog, and Gorf and Diamond Dog collide! Kevin runs up, and tackles down The Shining Wizard right after the collision. Kevin continues to beat down The Shining Wizard, but the Shining Wizard then rolls on top of Kevin, and headbutts him in the face. Kevin holds his nose, as the Shining Wizard is back to his feet. The Shining Wizard stomps down on Kevin, and waits for Kevin to get up, as he stands 10 feet away. Diamond Dog charges The Shining Wizard, and The Shining Wizard Superkicks Diamond Dog down! Kevin raises his head up, and The Shining Wizard hits The Shining Wizard Kick on him! He rolls him and pins Kevin, 1......2.......3! Kevin is eliminated!
Eliminated: Kevin from Team MacDaddy
Ozzy: Fuckin' wizard!
*Kareem comes and leg drops The Shining Wizard from behind, right after the 3 count. Kareem raises The Shining Wizard up by his hair, and hits a body slam. Kareem bounces himself off the ropes, and hits an elbow drop on The Shining Wizards throat. Gorf comes running over, and clotheslines Kareem over the top rope, but takes himself down and over with Kareem. Diamond Dog pulls himself up with help from the ropes. Gorf and Kareem are both back up on their feet, and begin to punch each other furiously. Golf rests on the barricade, and Kareem goes to knock him over. Gorf ducks, and throws Kareem into the crowd with a Back Body Drop! Diamond Dog and The Shining Wizard are both now back up in the ring, and they begin to fight. Diamond Dog charges, and spears down The Shining Wizard. He picks up The Shining Wizard, and hits a snap mare, then locks on a face lock. The Shining Wizard squirms out of it, and Diamond Dog elbows The Shining Wizard in the gut. He then kicks The Shining Wizard in the face with his knee, and throws him into the ropes. The Shining Wizard bounces off the ropes, and Diamond Dog hits a spinebuster.*
King: Diamond Dog giving it his all in this match.
*Diamond Dog lifts up The Shining Wizard once again, and this time up on his shoulders for the Dead Mans Ride. Diamond Dog runs and throws down The Shining Wizard to hit The Dead Mans Ride. Gorf slides into the ring, and tackles Diamond Dogs leg from behind to take him down. Gorf kicks Diamond Dog in the gut, and hits a Powerbomb. Gorf pins Diamond Dog, 1...2....3! Diamond Dog is now eliminated!*
Eliminated: Diamond Dog of Team MacDaddy
King: Only one more left!
Ozzy: And here he comes!
*Kareem rushes the ring, and takes down Gorf with a clothesline. Kareem pulls up Gorf, and hits the Trip to Hell! Kareem climbs the turnbuckle, and hits the Death Leap! Kareem pins Gorf, 1...2...3! Now Gorf is eliminated!
Eliminated: Gorf of The Elven Revolution
Goldberg: Only The Shining Wizard and Kareem are left in this match!
Big Bill: The match is almost over, who will win?
*The Shining Wizard is back up, and so is Kareem after the pinfall. The Shining Wizard and Kareem both lock eyes, and stare at each other. The tense and anger of these two men can be felt throughout the arena. The crowd are now on their feet, and The Shining Wizard and Kareem just circle each other.*
King: Were right back to where we started!
*The Shining Wizard fakes a lock up with Kareem, and they both go to kick each other in the gut. They end up kicking each others kicks. The Shining Wizard goes for a spining heel kick, and Kareem goes for a spinning trip kick. They both completely miss as the moves put them out of harms way. Kareem punches The Shining Wizard, and hits a Belly to Belly suplex! The Shining Wizard skids to a stop on his butt, and gets right back up. Kareem comes and kicks The Shining Wizard in the leg and then the torso, both swiftly. Kareem then goes for a Dropkick, but The Shining Wizard counters it, and grabs Kareem's legs. He flips him on to his back, and hits a slingshot. It sends Kareem into the turnbuckle. Kareem stumbles back, and The Shining Wizard hits a German Suplex. *
King: The Shining Wizard is coming back strong!
*The Shining Wizard hits another German Suplex, and then picks up Kareem. The Shining Wizard goes for The Shining Chokeslam! Kareem wraps his legs around The Shining Wizards head, and counters with a Hurricarana roll up pin! 1...2.. KICKOUT! The Shining Wizard rolls to his feet, and charges Kareem. They lock on, and Kareem throws The Shining Wizard to his back. Kareem elbow drops The Shining Wizard in the gut. He then picks up the Shining Wizard and goes for the Trip to Hell! The Shining Wizard counters, and rolls to face Kareems back. He pushes Kareem into the turnbuckle. Kareem stumbles back, and The Shining Wizard goes for a roll up! 1...2... KICKOUT!! Kareem kicks outs once again. The Shining Wizard spears down Kareem as soon as he gets up. The Shining Wizard picks up Kareem for the Shining Chokeslam, and hits it! The Shining Wizard stumbles back on to his ass. He crawls forward, and pins Kareem, 1.....2.....KICKOUT! Kareem successfully kicks out once again!*
Goldberg: I think hes trying to impress us.
Big Bill: Who isn't?
*Kareem rolls up The Shining Wizard as soon as he gets up! 1...2...KICKOUT! Kareem locks on a sleeper hold. The Shining Wizard throws Kareem over, and locks in his own Sleeper Hold! Kareem rolls behind The Shining Wizard, and bounces off the ropes. He takes down The Shining Wizard from behind with a forearm smash. The Shining Wizard is quick to recover somehow! He turns and Kicks Kareem in the gut. Kareem punches The Shining Wizard in the face, and goes for a Tornado DDT! The Shining Wizard throws Kareem into the ropes instead. Kareem comes back, and The Shining Wizard hits a standing Over Castle! Kareem is out and cold. The Shining Wizard props Kareem up. He then hits the Shining Wizard Kick! He falls down and pins Kareem, 1.....2.....3!! The Shining Wizard celebrates his victory.
Eliminated: Kareem of Team MacDaddy
Winners: The Elven Revolution [The Shining Wizard, Gorf, and Sermun]
King: Holy @#%$ they won!
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle's, and taunts the cheering crowd, ready for the match ahead.*
Goldberg: There's my buddy Xtreme Warrior.
*It is very quiet throughout the arena, and then, out of nowhere, Crazy Dan's music hits, and he comes out to a chorus of jeers as well as boos. He then raises his arms in victory, and then turns around showing his butt off to the crowd. With the announcers talking, he takes some time to go over to the table, and start talking to them and shaking their hands, then, the one he likes the least, he just slaps in the back of the head. When finally getting into the ring, he demands a microphone, and then starts talking taunting his opponent, while waiting for his arrival.*
Big Bill: There's my buddy, Crazy Dan!
Hardcore Match for the XWF Xtreme Championship
The Xtreme Warrior vs Crazy Dan (c)
The Xtreme Warrior vs Crazy Dan (c)
*Crazy Dan attacks The Xtreme Warrior before the bell even rings. Crazy Dan begins laying punches on The Xtreme Warrior, and throws him over the top rope! Crazy Dan raises his arms in the air, and the crowd boos him. The Xtreme Warrior grabs Crazy Dan's foot from the outside, and trips him. He pulls him out of the ring, and out onto ringside. The Xtreme Warrior pulls up Crazy Dan's legs and hits a leg drop on his crotch! The Xtreme Warrior then pulls Crazy Dan out to the middle of the ringside. The Xtreme Warrior climbs up onto the apron, and springboards off and hits a Spingboard moonsault! Crazy Dan counters though, with his legs up. The Xtreme Warrior flips back and holds his stomach in pain.*
Goldberg: Nice counter by Crazy D.
*Crazy Dan gets up, and so does The Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior is quickly taken back down by Crazy Dan. Crazy Dan whips The Xtreme warrior into the ring steps, and The Xtreme Warrior rolls to the other side. The Xtreme Warrior gets up, slowly. Crazy Dan runs up, and jumps off of the ring steps. He goes for a body splash, but The Xtreme Warrior dropkicks Crazy Dan in the stomach! Crazy Dan only stumbles back though, and rests against the ring. The Xtreme Warrior runs up to body splash him into the ring. Crazy Dan counters and throws The Xtreme Warrior up towards the ring. The Xtreme Warrior hangs onto the top rope, and catches himself before he can hit the ring. The Xtreme Warrior balances himself back into the ring, and waits for Crazy Dan. Crazy Dan walks forward a bit, and shakes it off. He turns to the ring, where The Xtreme Warrior was waiting. The Xtreme Warrior jumps off and hits a Body Splash over the top rope! Crazy Dan catches him though! Crazy Dan then hits a Belly to Belly Suplex, and sends The Xtreme Warrior into the corner of the ringside barricade.*
Big Bill: That's my man!
*Crazy Dan bends down, and begins scurrying through the weapons under the ring. He finds what he wants, and pulls out a sledgehammer! The crowd boos him, and The Xtreme Warrior pulls himself up. Crazy Dan begins walking towards The Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior hops over the barricade, and begins leaving through the crowd though. Crazy Dan begins his pursuit. The Xtreme Warrior disappears behind a curtain leaving to the hallway. Crazy Dan finally makes it. The Xtreme Warrior swings out from the dark, and swing kicks Crazy Dan into the wall. The Xtreme Warrior lets go of the pole hanging down from the ceiling. The Xtreme Warrior takes the sledgehammer, and slides it to the crowd to have.*
Goldberg: The Xtreme Warrior is not just a fighter, but also a contributor.
*The Xtreme Warrior turns back to Crazy Dan. Crazy Dan kicks The Xtreme Warrior in the gut, and throws The Xtreme Warrior into, and through the plaster wall! The Xtreme Warrior begins to crawl to get away from Crazy Dan, who just walks through the hole in the wall. The room they broke into is someones office. The Xtreme Warrior goes to the desk, and begins feeling around for some object. Crazy Dan walks up from behind, and The Xtreme Warrior swings and hits Crazy Dan with a telephone. Crazy Dan stumbles back a bit, but continues coming. The Xtreme Warrior hits him again in the head. Crazy Dan this time charges The Xtreme Warrior, and takes him back down with a huge clothesline. Crazy Dan throws up The Xtreme Warrior onto his shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. He carries him out of the room, and down the hall.*
Big Bill: Where are they going?
*Crazy Dan walks into a cafeteria, and throws The Xtreme Warrior onto a tray roller. He begins pushing the roller through and goes towards the kitchen. The Xtreme Warrior kicks Crazy Dan in the face a couple of times, and rolls off of the roller. The Xtreme Warrior begins pushing the roller against Crazy Dan, and Crazy Dan is squeezed into a wall. The Xtreme Warrior rams the roller into Crazy Dan several more times. He then rolls the roller away, and Crazy Dan slides down the wall in pain. The Xtreme Warrior runs up, and dropkicks Crazy Dan right in the mouth! The Xtreme Warrior pins Crazy Dan, 1...2...KICKOUT just before 3. The Xtreme Warrior grabs a tray, and smacks Crazy Dan in the face with it. Crazy Dan begins to make his way up, as The Xtreme Warrior goes to look for more items. He grabs a cane sitting against a wall, and makes his way back to Crazy Dan. Crazy Dan surprises The Xtreme Warrior with a Big Boot! Crazy Dan picks up The Xtreme Warrior, and throws him into a table. The table breaks upon impact, and Crazy Dan pursuits The Xtreme Warrior again.*
Goldberg: Crazy Dan is....
Big Bill: Crazy?
Goldberg: No, a Lunatic.
*Crazy Dan runs up, and elbows drops The Xtreme Warrior. He picks him up again, and goes for the Schitzo. The Xtreme Warrior kicks Crazy Dan in the face, and drops down, and rolls him up! 1...2...KICKOUT made. Crazy Dan picks up The Xtreme Warrior again, and pins him against the wall. The Xtreme Warrior headbutts Crazy Dan, until Crazy Dan drops him. The Xtreme Warrior lands on his feet, and stumbles a bit behind Crazy Dan. Crazy Dan shakes his head to shake off the pain. He comes back at The Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior jumps off a table, and hits his Layered! He pins Crazy Dan, 1...2....3! The Xtreme Warrior rolls off, and the crowd back in the arena cheer for The Xtreme Warrior.*
Winner and New XWF Xtreme Champion: The Xtreme Warrior
Goldberg: That's my buddy!
*Lt. Dan comes from behind, and hits The Xtreme Warrior with the sledgehammer Crazy Dan had earlier! Lt. Dan hits The Xtreme Warrior again with the sledgehammer, and finally pins him. A different ref pins him, 1....2....3! Lt. Dan is the new Xtreme Champion!
New XWF Xtreme Champion: Lt. Dan
Big Bill: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: Holy @#%$!
*The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake walks out. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his chest bare chest as he walks down to the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then springs over the top rope into the ring and spins around to the middle of the ring with his arms once again spread.*
King: I really like Kris Quake, he is a true role model for children all over the world.
Ozzy: Fuckin pretty boy!
*Solder By Eminem blast over the P.A. system as the Tron flashes the words "Ego is the greatest gift of all". Suddenly "The Attitude" Eric Owens appears on the entrance ramp flexing his huge biceps while the fans boo. Eric begins to walk down to the ring smiling at the ladies as he goes.*
King: This guy really has an attitude problem.
Ozzy: Hence the fuckin name.
King: Well anyways, this match is to crown the first ever XWF Cruiserweight Champion ladies and gentlemen these men have both gone through one of the best to get here so lets see what happens.
XWF Cruiserweight Championship
'Your Hero' Kris Quake vs Eric 'The Attitude' Owens
'Your Hero' Kris Quake vs Eric 'The Attitude' Owens
*The two men start off with a hand shake and then finally go to work, they lock up with Quake getting the upper hand and locking on a tight front face lock, Owens shoves him into the ropes and swings but Quake ducks under and leaps up and hits him with a brutal dropkick! Owens goes down hard and Quake drops the elbow but Owens moves out of the way and hops to his feet. Quake gets to his feet and shoves Owens to the ropes, he swings but Owens grabs his arm and falls back with a falling arm breaker! He makes the cover but Quake kicks out at 2.*
King: Owens really wants that title bad.
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah!
*Owens gets to his feet and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, he stalks Quake, as soon as he gets to his feet Owens flies off with a double axe handle but Quake spins around and hits a roundhouse type kick to Owens midsection! Owens flips over and lands hard as Quake runs to the ropes, bounces off and drops the leg across Owens neck. He gets to his feet, bringing Owens with him and locks him in for a suplex, he snaps him over and then lifts him back up he lifts him up, spins him around and spikes him into the mat with a brainbuster!*
King: Oh @#%$ that had to hurt!
Ozzy: Fuckin savage @#%$!
*Quake makes the cover quickly, 1.. 2 Owens gets the shoulder up right before the refs hand comes down for the 3! Quake lifts Owens up and puts him on the top rope he climbs up and begins pounding him with the dreaded 10 punches to his temple just when he is about to hit 9 he looks out at the crowd and taunts Owens just then Owens delivers a few swift blows to his midsection, he hooks his legs, and leaps off driving Quake into the mat with a brutal sit-out powerbomb!*
King: Oh my God!
Ozzy: That's it, hes fuckin dead.
*Both men lay motionless on the mat as the shock of the impact wears off Owens is the first to move as he pulls himself up by the ropes Quake finally begins to stir as he rolls to his left he gets to his hands and knees and begins to crawl, just then Owens leaps over and rolls him into a cradle pin, 1 2 QUAKE KICKS OUT! Quake quickly gets to his feet this time as Owens soon follows, he swings at Owens but he ducks under and grabs his head for a neckbreaker, but Quake pushes him away and nails him with a kick to the gut, he puts his head in between his legs and lifts him up for a powerbomb, Owens rolls through, grabs Quakes head and plants him face first into the mat with a sit-out face buster!*
King: Well that was out of nowhere
Ozzy: Fuckin crazy!
*Owens quickly lifts up Quake and sets him up on the top turnbuckle, he beats on him a bit as he climbs up to meet him he hooks him for a suplex but Quake holds on he begins hitting Owens in the gut and soon shoves him off and regains his composure on the top rope as Owens hits the mat hard. Quake perches himself on the top as Owens uses the ropes to get to his feet he finally turns to face Quake and just then Your Hero takes flight and plants The Attitude with the Quake! He makes the cover, 1... 2... 3!*
King: We have a champion!
Ozzy: @#%$ insane!
*Kryptonite blares over the PA as Kris Quake is handed his newly won Cruiserweight Championship, he holds it up in the air high and begins to cry as confetti falls from the skies and the crowd boos the new champion. Quake finally makes his way out of the ring and up the ramp clutching his title as Owens begins to move in the ring and rolls out holding his head and yelling something at the new champion.*
Winner and the first ever XWF Cruiserweight Champion: Kris Quake
*We go backstage, where Lt. Dan is walking down the hallway, looking back to see if anyone is following him. He carries his new XWF Xtreme Championship with him. He walks into his locker room, and shuts the door behind him. He praises himself, and then the lights flick off. Scuffling and Scurrying is heard. Then a loud SMACK! The lights flick back on, and Brandon Taylor has Lt. Dan in a pin! A ref does the count, 1...2....3!
New XWF Xtreme Champion: Brandon Taylor
Goldberg: What the @#%$?
Big Bill: That's one sneaky nephew, Goldberg.
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor,Let the bodies hit the floor,Let the bodies hit the floor,Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light the arena, at the top of the ramp Stone Sour comes from the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering to the entrance, he walks down the ramp and slides in the ring, he ascends a turnbuckle and begins taunting the crowd once more. He jumps down and walks to the other side of the ring where he starts to stretch and warm up.*
King: Now this guy is a bit strange
Ozzy: What the @#%$ is that supposed to mean?!
King: Uhhh nothing.
*The lights go down as darkness descends on the arena, 'Reminded' by Drowning Pool reverberates around the arena, white fountains of sparks rush towards the center of the stage from either side. As Greyman appears and stands as a silhouette among the sparks before he bursts through and runs down to the ring, where he slides under the bottom rope and the proceeds to climb up the turnbuckle and pump up the crowd, then Greyman does a spin as he jumps down to face the ramp.*
King: Ahhh the champion of champions, Greyman.
Ozzy: Fuckin @#%$.
King: Hey he won that title fair and square.
Ozzy: He fuckin screwed the elf
Light Bulb Match for the XWF California Championship
Stone Sour vs Greyman
Stone Sour vs Greyman
*Greyman and Stone Sour Standing Toe to Toe Greyman with the CA Title around his waste Greyman then Takes it off and Shows it to Stone Sour, Stone Sour Smiles then pasts his Stomach and Shows off his Tag Title. He takes it off and shows it to him and then Greyman Smiles and then throws the title over the top rope and they lock up, Stone Sour Takes control and sends Greyman flying across the ring, Greyman gets up and shakes it off, they lock up again this time Greyman with a Knee to the gut. he backs Stone Sour up to the Corner with kicks and Punches when there, Greyman Chops at Stone Sours Chest and the Crowd gives a WOOOOO chant Greyman does a few more then lets Stone Sour fall out of the Corner and land on his face Greyman goes to the Outside and grabs a Few Light bulbs tossing them in the ring one breaks and he grabs a few more Greyman rolls back in the ring picks up a Light bulb and Raises it to Hit Stone Sour with it, but Stone sour recuperates and kicks him in the gut Greyman Drops the Light Bulb and Then Stone Sour Gets the Roll Up!!*
King: He could have it here!
Ozzy: Kick the @#%$ out!
*1....2... Kickout, Stone Sour can't believe it, he looks at the Ref in disbelief he gets up and Calls for the Famous Driver slowly Stone Sour waits for Greyman to get up with Greymans back turned Stone Sour Grabs him for a Famous Driver he hooks it up but Greyman Reverses and hits a German Suplex Both men down gasping for Air, the ref starts a count..1...2... when he gets to 7 both men are up with the help of the ropes, they turn and go for each other Greyman goes for a Clothesline but so does Stone Sour the to connect and fly in the middle of the ring coming down with a crashing thud the Ref starts Counting again 1...2.. He gets to 8 this time both men up slowly tho the fans booing Greyman and Cheering Stone Sour they go Toe to Toe again, Punching Back and Forth, until Stone Sour gets the upper hand much to the delight of the Fans he clobbers him and then whips him off the ropes and then goes for a big boot, Greyman ducks and then goes for a clothesline on the way back Stone Sour standing by the ropes sees it coming and he pulls down on the top rope sending Greyman flying over the top rope landing on a Row of Light bulbs(!!!) breaking all of them instantly*
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: @#%$ insanity!
*Stone Sour Looks in shock then rolls under the bottom rope to attack his opponent he grabs a light bulb and smashes it over Greymans head Fans Pop for the smash against the CA champs Head, then Stone sour looks at a Box of light bulbs he picks it up and carefully sets them up in a big box shape them all lit now after he plugged them in, he then turns around to see Greyman coming at him with a clothesline he dives down and hits a front toe hold smashing the champs face into the light bulbs the champ rolls on pain but somehow pulls himself up with all the strength he has left he turns around and Stone Sour picks him up on his one shoulder and then smashes Greymans body onto the Bulbs leaving him motionless the fans erupt and seem to know that Stone Sour is Going to be the new Champion Stone Sour picks up a bloody Greyman and rolls him into the ring and then he taunts the Champion with eyes locked on him, slowly Greyman gets up he looks dazed and not knowing where he is, he turns around and Stone Sour Hooks him up for the Stone Cross Up and Boom!! he lays out Greyman with that huge move!*
King: We could have a new champion here.
Ozzy: Fuckin Stone Sour!
*1...2...Kickout! Stone Sour grabs the Ref and throws him into the Corner telling him it was a three Count with this giving Greyman enough time to get up he grabs a Light bulb and from behind Stone Sour Smashes it on his manhood dropping Stone Sour instantly he holds his groin in pain Greyman picks up Stone Sour and Goes for the Wheel of Time, he has him up on his Shoulders and goes to lay him out when Stone Sour Gets off his Shoulders and pushes him against the ropes Greyman comes back and ducks under a clothesline attempt Stone Sour turns around and Greyman Kicks him in the gut puts him on his shoulders again and he Connects with the Wheel if time!! he Covers but Stone Sour is close to the ropes...*
King: Ahhh hes got the rope break.
Ozzy: God dammit!
*1...2... Wait hes holding the ropes Stone Sour can't kick out!!! 3 Greyman falls to the ground exhausted after a hard fought battle with Stone Sour. Reminded hits the PA as he calls for his belt once he receives it he walks to the back staring at the title with a Odd gaze he turns around and raises the title above his head with both hands for everyone to see as he heads into the back....*
King: Holy @#%$
Ozzy: He stole the fuckin win.
Winner and still California Champion: Greyman
*Big Bill walks out from the commentators booth, and walks up to Greyman. Big Bill takes the CA Championship from Greyman, and gives Greyman a new championship, an unknown championship...*
King: I wonder what it could be called!
*Brandon Taylor is shown in his office, enjoying the relaxation. A knocking comes to his door, and Brandon yells to come in. No one comes in, and some more knocking is heard. Brandon yells again, and the knocking continues. Brandon walks out of his chair, and goes to the door. The door flings open and smacks right into Brandon Taylor's face! Brandon falls to the floor, hurt and beaten. The Xtreme Warrior pins Brandon, 1...2...3! The Xtreme Warrior retains his championship that he won earlier tonight. He then leaves and shuts the door behind him, taking the XWF Xtreme Championship with him.*
New XWF Xtreme Champion: The Xtreme Warrior
Goldberg: Bastard! That was my nephew!
*Devo Walks out of the Curtain with the Crowd Booing him he walks down to the ramp and walks up the stairs walks down the Ropes and goes to the Top rope and Raises his Arm and the Crowd takes pictures he climbs down and goes through the second rope walks across the ring and and climbs the turn buckle and Raises his arm he is then Met with a Mixed Reaction.*
King: The next match is starting. This will entitle someone to be the XWF Ultimate Championship #1 Contender.
*Imaginary hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL." A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage as Darkside hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.
Goldberg: XHR? What the @#%$?
XWF Ultimate Championship #1 Contendership Match
Devo vs Apollyon
Devo vs Apollyon
*Devo and Apollyon immediately lock up after the bell. Apollyon takes Devo to the corner, and begins beating him up with punches. Apollyon hits a huge uppercut, almost sending Devo over the ropes. Devo begins fighting back though. Devo hits two overhead punches on Apollyon, then clotheslines him down. Apollyon is back up though, and Devo comes charging. Apollyon grabs and throws Devo into the turnbuckle, and begins to stomp mud holes into Devos stomach. Devo is knocked down to the bottom of the turnbuckle, and Apollyon begins to choke him with his foot. The ref pulls Apollyon away, and Apollyon begins arguing with the ref.*
King: This could get out of hand, pretty quickly.
*Devo rushes and tackles Apollyon from behind, and he accidentally knocks down the ref. Devo begins stomping on Apollyon. Apollyon grabs Devos leg, and throws his foot in the air, causing Devo to fall back onto his back. Apollyon gets up, and Devo is quickly behind him. Apollyon goes for a clothesline, but Devo ducks and Apollyon bounces off the ropes. Apollyon comes back, and Devo goes for a sleeper hold. Apollyon falls back, landing on Devo who was attached to his back.*
Ozzy: Apollyon using his advantage very smartly in this match.
King: But his disadvantage is how dumb he is.
*Apollyon gets up, and Devo crawls to the ropes. Devo pulls himself up, and Apollyon turns to Devo. Devo runs at Apollyon, and Apollyon catches him, and turns him around for a piledriver! Devo slips out the back though, before Apollyon can set it up properly. Devo pushes Apollyon into the ropes. Devo rolls back and back on to his feet again. He then shoulder slams into Apollyon's spine. Apollyon lets out a yell, as Devo continues his attack. Devo climbs up on to a turnbuckle. He then jumps off, grabs Apollyon's head, and exits over the top rope, forcing Apollyon's neck into the top rope. Apollyon bounces off the top rope, and flips back on to his back. He holds his neck in pain. Devo slides in, and pins Apollyon, 1....2....KICKOUT. *
Ozzy: And Devo almost had him, damn Devo.
Jerry: Go Devo, pin him!
Goldberg: He just did...
*Devo pulls up Apollyon, and forearm smashes him in the jaw. Devo throws Apollyon into the ropes. Apollyon comes up and spears down Devo! Apollyon begins to furiously punch Devo in the face. Apollyon gets up, and pulls up Devo with him. Apollyon hits a vicious bodyslam on Devo, and then a huge leg drop. Apollyon lifts up Devo again, and throws him into the ropes. Apollyon catches Devo, and hits a spinebuster. Apollyon pins Devo, 1...2..kickout made. Apollyon raises us Devo again and sets up for the Darkside Bomb! Devo punches down on Apollyon, and Apollyon drops Devo down to his feet. Devo moves behind Apollyon, and hits a German Suplex.
Goldberg: And here comes Devo, back on the offensive side.*
Big Bill: Yeeeaaaaahhh.
*Devo hits another German Suplex, and then another! Devo finally gets tired, and pins Apollyon, 1....2...KICKOUT made by the big man. Devo props up, and waits for Apollyon to get up. Apollyon gets up slowly, and turns to Devo. Devo locks on and goes for a Smack Bottom! Apollyon rolls out of it though! Apollyon throws down Devo, and then picks him back up. Apollyon lifts up Devo, and hits the Darkside Bomb! Apollyon pins Devo! 1....2....3! Apollyon is now #1 Contender.*
Jerry: Whoa!
Goldberg: Whoa!
Big Bill: Whoa!
Ozzy: I knew it all along.
Winner and #1 XWF Ultimate Championship Contender: Apollyon
King: Well folks, the time has come.
Ozzy: Friend against fuckin friend.
*The arena turns bright white; and the complex, intense drum rhythms of Tool's "Ticks and Leeches" echoes through the building as grey smoke fills the entrance ramp. Greenish grey, shadowy figures on the X-tron shine through the rising smoke. Through the smoke walks the tall, light, and handsome Leind. The high elf is followed by Gorf "the dwarf" (who is staring at the tight, elven ass in front of him); and Sermd (who is in an electric wheelchair, strolling down the ramp). The three men stop at the bottom of the ramp. Leind's managers wish him luck, and then the high elf sprints into the ring. *
King: I've said it once, and Ill say it again this is a very strange man.
Ozzy: Fuckin elf rules!
*"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin" Hits the Sound System and The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud Cheering reaction. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.*
King: The greatest XWF Champion yet.
Ozzy: Peoples @#%$ champion.
No Disqualification Match for the XWF Ultimate Championship
Leinad, the High Elf vs The Rock
Leinad, the High Elf vs The Rock
*Both men shake each others hand and begin circling the ring looking for the perfect shot. Leinad jumps forward but Rock jumps back scouting his partners every move. Leinad finally takes the bait and charges at Rock, he swings with his right but Rock ducks, he swings with his left but Rock ducks again, he swings with both, Rock ducks, but Leinad kicks and nails Rock right in the chops! Rock stumbles back and Leinad kicks him in the gut and nails him with the Toymaker! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... Rock gets the shoulder up.*
King: Leinad looking for the quick win.
Ozzy: @#%$ elf.
*Leinad backs off allowing Rock to get to his feet, he then grabs him by the hand and whips him to the ropes, Rock bounces off and Leinad attempts the back body drop, Rock leaps over him, bounces off the ropes again and nails the challenger with a flying lariat! He springs back to his feet and bounces against the ropes again, this time he charges and catches the recovering Leinad with a swinging neckbreaker. Leinad rolls to his stomach as Rock gets to his feet, he waits for Leinad to get up again and then lifts him up for a Samoan drop, but Leinad slips off, he shoves him to the corner and springs off the ropes looking for his finisher but Rock moves and Leinad lands on his feet, the champion swings but Leinad ducks and nails Rock with a superkick right to the chops!*
King: This match is really back and forth.
Ozzy: @#%$ too fast.
*Rock lays on the mat collecting his thoughts as Leinad leans against the corner trying to catch his breath, he soon realizes that it is a no DQ match so he rolls out of the ring in search of a chair he shoves the ring announcer to the ground and takes his chair he slides into the ring with it and waits for Rock to get to his feet just when he recovers Leinad swings and takes him down hard with a crack to his skull! Leinad drops the chair and hooks the leg, 1. 2.. Leinad gets weird look on his face and then gets off of Rock.*
King: What the hell you have it won!
Ozzy: Pin the fuckin man.
*The ref looks at Leinad and pleads with him to end the match he then shakes his head no and explains he is not going to lower himself to Greymans level. Rock finally begins to stir as he slowly pulls himself to his feet, holding his head in pain and confusion he then sees Leinad arguing with the ref and the chair laying on the mat next to him.*
King: Oh this must not look too good to the Rock.
Ozzy: Turn the @#%$ around! The bastard is getting the chair!
*Rock gets a pissed look on his face and grabs the chair, he then gets to his feet and swings, Leinad senses the shot coming and moves out of the way and Rock decks the ref with a brutal chairshot! Leinad shoves Rock into the ropes, Rock swings, Leinad ducks and hits the Cookie Cutter! Leinad quickly gets to his feet and ascends the turnbuckle he waits for Rock to get up and then takes flight nailing Rock with a missile dropkick right to his chin! Rock goes down hard as Leinad once again gets to his feet, he waits for Rock to begin to recover Rock is about to his knees and Leinad takes charge, he bounces off the ropes and almost beheads the champion with the Parabola! He hooks he leg and waits for the count*
King: Leinad has it won, but the ref is out should have taken the win when you had the chance.
Ozzy: Fuckin ref, wake the @#%$ up and count you dirty bastard!
*The fans count the 1-2-3 but sadly it does not count Leinad stares at the ref waiting for him to recover but he is still not moving he finally drops Rocks leg in anger and walks over to the ref he grabs him by the shirt and tries to pull him to his feet. Leinad finally manages to wake the ref up, he then turns back to the Rock and makes the pin, 1 2 Rock gets the shoulder up! Leinad gets to his feet and in a mad fit of rage begins stomping a mud hole in the champion. He then runs and springs off the ropes with a springboard moonsault! He crashes down on Rock hard and hooks the leg again but Rock once again kicks out at 2.*
King: Rock just wont die.
Ozzy: That fuckin bastard!
*Leinad finally gets extremely pissed off and rolls out of the ring, he searches under the ring and finally pulls out a table, he lifts it up and slides it into the ring and then begins to roll back in, but Rock runs and hits a baseball slide sending Leinad back outside. Rock lifts up the table and begins setting it up, he then grabs the chair and calls for the challenger to get back in the ring. Leinad soon rolls back into the ring and gets to his feet, he sees that Rock is waiting with the chair and begins to think up a game plan, Rock charges too soon though and swings, Leinad ducks under and the chair hits the ropes, the chair bounces off and nails Rock in the face! Rock stumbles back and Leinad quickly rolls him onto the table, he beats on him a bit and then climbs to the top rope.*
King: Leinad looking for something big here.
Ozzy: The elf is gonna fuckin fly!
*Leinad looks out to the whole crowd and then takes flight, crashing down on Rock and through the table with a huge guillotine leg drop! He makes the cover, 1 2 ROCK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!*
King: Holy @#%$, just barely!
Ozzy: Die already you Hollywood bastard!
*Leinad gets to his feet and leans against the ropes as if out of breath he looks at Rocks fallen body and wonders to himself why he wont stay down he then looks at the ropes and then back at the Rock he then hunches down and waits for Rock to get to his feet, Rock finally begins to get up and Leinad takes charge, he runs up the ropes and flips off with the Undertow, but Rock stops him he shoves him away, Leinad swings but Rock ducks under, he swings again and nails Rock he stumbles back, Leinad tries to kick him in the gut but Rock grabs his leg, hits a dragon leg sweep and locks on the Sharpshooter!*
King: Oh its over now!
Ozzy: Get the @#%$ up elf!
*Rock tugs back tight as Leinad screams in pain and agony he reaches towards the ropes and tries to inch closer and closer but Rock has it held in way too tight. Leinad finally builds up some strength and begins to pull himself to the bottom rope, he reaches for it but is off by just a few inches he drops down and clinches his fists he then crawls a little more, reaches out and finally gets his hand on the bottom rope.*
King: There's still hope!
Ozzy: Fuckinay!
*The ref tells Rock to let go of Leinad as he does he stares down at Leinad trying to get to his feet but his legs are hurt, Rock finally shrugs and walks over and helps Leinad to his feet he gets him up and the two shake hands just then Rock gets a huge smile on his face, yanks Leinad in and hits the Rock Bottom! He makes the cover, 1... 2... LEINAD KICKS OUT!*
Ozzy: He's alive!
King: Nooooo!!!
*Rock is seen in the camera talking to himself trying to figure out how Leinad could have possibly kicked out, he then gets back to his feet and puts his hands on his thighs he waits for Leinad to get back to his feet, when he does he grabs him, but Leinad elbows him in the head, he shoves him to the ropes springs off and hits the Undertow! The crowd goes wild and he makes the cover, 1... 2... ROCK KICKS OUT!*
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: @#%$!
*Leinad gets to his feet and looks down at Rock in amazement he cant believe that he just kicked out of his finisher. Leinad argues with the ref trying to explain to him that it was a 3 count, he finally turns around to see Rock getting up, he grabs him and whips him to the ropes, Rock counters and hits a second Rock Bottom! He hooks the leg tight, 1... 2... 3.*
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: @#%$!!!
Winner and Still XWF Ultimate Champion: The Rock
*"YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin" hits the PA as Rock rolls off of Leinad and the title his handed to him, he clutches the belt and holds it tight as Leinad lays motionless next to him. Rock gets to his feet finally and climbs up on the second rope and holds the XWF title high in the air as the crowd cheers and chants his name, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!. Rock hops off the turnbuckle and makes his way over to the opposite side and does the same he holds his title high up in the air and gasps in exhaustion as Carnage goes off the air.*
