.::XWF Presents: Bombshell [6/29/03]::.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Bombshell

June 29th, 2003

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Tonight's Card:

Special Guest Commentators:
Scott Stevens and Martin Brodeur of the NHL Stanley Cup Champions, The New Jersey Devils

XWF Cruiserweight Championship
Ladder Match
Pablo Picassio vs. Kris Quake (c)

XWF Xtreme Championship
4-Way 10-Minute Hardcore Match
Brandon Taylor (c) vs. The Xtreme Warrior vs. Method Man vs. Chris Jericho

Loser Retires: 3 Out of 5 Falls
1st Fall: Barbershop Match

2nd Fall: Straitjacket Match

3rd Fall: Elven Rope Match
4th Fall (If Necessary): Street Fight
5th Fall (If Necessary): Ladder Match
Ordinary Dan vs. Leinad, The High Elf

Big Bill is the Enforcer / Debut of New Talent
Mystery Opponent vs. Chris Styles

XWF Championship
No Holds Barred
Apollyon vs The Rock (c)

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*The lights go out, and then an old black and white video appears on screen. Two guys in business suits are in a containment area. They mess with the dials, and then a countdown begins. The mans voice is heard counting down... 5.... 4.... 3.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Begin Transmission. BOOM! The Xtreme Tron explodes with pyros. "Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 hits the speakers. The crowd gets to their feet, and the Pay Per View starts! A collection video is shown. Wrestlers from Kris Quake to Apollyon are shown. Finally, in the end, Goldberg and Big Bills faces appear on screen... and fade away. More explosions on the Xtreme Tron, and the lights turn back on. The crowd cheers loudly, waiting for the first match.*

King: We welcome you to the XWF Pay Per View, XWF Bombshell! I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler, and with me as always is my drunken partner, Ozzy Osbourne!
Ozzy: Oh bloody Hell.
King: Were going to be joined in a minute, by two members of the NHL Champions, The New Jersey Devils!

*"Always" by Saliva hits, and the crowd gets on their feet. Out comes Scott Stevens and Martin Brodeur in their respective NHL Hockey jerseys. They walk out to a cheering New York crowd. A few boos come from a random section, but they are quickly drowned by the New York people. Scott and Martin make it to the commentary table, and sit behind the desk, next to Jerry and Ozzy.*

King: Welcome to the XWF Pay Per View!
Stevens: Hey Jerry, its definitely great to be here.
Brodeur: Absolutely.
Ozzy: Wheres the Stanley Cup?
Stevens: I think Stevenson has it.
Brodeur: Probably engaging sexual actions on it like in 1995.
King: Eww.
Ozzy: That's cool. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I pissed on the Alamo?
Brodeur: Lets not hear about it and say we did...

*The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake walks out. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his chest bare chest as he walks down to the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then springs over the top rope into the ring and spins around to the middle of the ring with his arms once again spread.*

Ozzy: Its Kris Quake, hes the first and only guy to hold the XWF Cruiserweight Championship.
King: That could change here tonight!
Stevens: Where the Hell is the beer man?

*Welcome to the Jungle hits the sound system and plays for a few seconds, then Picassio walks to the steel ramp and waits for his music to pick up, once it does he jogs down to the ring with his arms extended slapping his fans hands. Once he reaches the ring he slides in and poses for the crowd.

King: Both wrestlers and respected in the XWF by its fans and peers, this will surely be an interesting match up.
Ozzy: There's the beer man! HEY BEER MAN!

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Ladder Match for the XWF Cruiserweight Championship
"Your Hero" Kris Quake vs. Pablo Picassio

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*The bell rings, and Kris Quake and Pablo measure each other up. Pablo gets ready to strike, but Kris backs off at first. Pablo finally charges Kris Quake, and Kris ducks a solid clothesline. Kris turns, and kicks Pablo in the gut. He throws him up for a suplex, but Pablo slips behind. Pablo pushes Quake into the turnbuckle. Quake bounces off, and stumbles back. Pablo runs up, and dropkicks Quake into the turnbuckle again. Quake stumbles back and falls down. Pablo picks up Quake by his head. Pablo motions to the crowd, and goes for The Final Stroke. Before Pablo drops him though, Quake reverses it and hits a reverse side Stunner. Pablo holds the back of his head in pain, as Quake pulls himself up.*

King: Great Counter!
Stevens: Hmm, this is great. Way better then Canadian Beer.

*Pablo is back up, and Quake waits in the corner. Pablo turns around, and Quake comes out, and punches Pablo with a hard right. He punches him again, and again. Quake then grabs Pablo, and throws him into the ropes. Pablo comes back and Quake picks him up, and slams him down for a spinebuster. Pablo holds the back of his head again, and Quake cockily taunts the crowd. Quake runs, and bounces off the ropes. He runs up, and hits a running Shooting Star Press onto Pablo! Pablo holds his stomach in pain, as Quake taunts the crowd again. Quake then runs and slides out of the ring. He looks around for something under the ring, and pulls out a 12 foot ladder. He slides it into the ring, and then goes back under. He comes out with a trash can filled with weapons. He throws it into the ring, and it lands by a recovering Pablo. Pablo stumbles, and reaches into the trash can. He pulls out a Stop Sign, and holds it up. Kris Quake comes right back out from under the ring again, and now with a table. He sets up the table, and makes his way into the ring. He gets on the apron, and Pablo Picassio runs up, and dropkicks the Stop Sign into Kris Quake. Kris falls off the apron, and lands just a foot away from the table. Kris gets up, and looks towards the ring. Pablo runs towards out of the ring. Kris moves out of the way, but Quake stops himself, and lands on the apron. Kris looks back for Pablo, and Pablo springboards off the ropes, and hits a Spingboard neckbreaker. *

Ozzy: That Pablo guy is showing some great athleticism in the ring tonight.
King: And out of the ring as well.

*Pablo gets up, and pulls up Quake as well. He props Quake on to the table. Pablo then pulls the ladder out of the ring, and sets it up about 5 feet from the table. He punches down on Quake to ensure that he stays down. Pablo begins to climb the ladder out on ringside. He climbs to the top, and turns towards Quake. The cameras start flashing, as Pablo makes a cross on his chest with his finger. Pablo jumps off, and goes for the Painting the Canvas finisher. Quake scurries off the table, and in a split second Pablo crashes through the same table. The crowd gets on their feet, as Quake staggers to the ladder. He folds it up, and slides it back into the ring. Quake rolls in after it, and begins propping up the ladder. Quake begins to climb to reach the XWF Cruiserweight Title, hanging down at 15 feet. Quake gets halfway there, when Pablo pulls himself up. Quake gets to the top, and reaches for the Title. He climbs another step, and reaches again. Pablo rolls into the ring, and Quake doesn't give up. He reaches out further, and Pablo gets under the ladder. He pulls the ladder and Quake grabs the Title! The ladder moves out from under Quake, and Quake begins dangling from the Title. Pablo climbs the ladder near the turnbuckle, and gets to the top. Quake swings around, and Pablo measures himself up. Pablo leaps off, and grabs on to Quakes abdomen. He takes down Quake with a HUGE Spear from atop. The crowd goes crazy, as both men lie on the mat.*

King: That was one Hell of a move!
Brodeur: That was pretty sweet.
Stevens: Yeah, this Federation ain't half bad.

*Pablo pulls himself together, and drags the ladder back into the center of the ring. He puts one end of the ladder on top of Quakes chest, and begins climbing. Quake tries all his might to push the ladder off of himself. Pablo almost reaches the top, when Quake pushes the ladder off of himself. The ladder begins to teeter and falls down into the ropes. Pablo goes over the top rope, and crashes down onto the ringside. Quake gets in some deep breathes, and drags the ladder back up and into the center of attention. He centers the ladder, and begins climbing. The Shining Wizard comes out from the curtain, and runs down to the ring. Quake gets to the top, and turns to the Shining Wizard. The Shining Wizard tries to grab Quakes legs to pull him down. Quake just tries to kick The Shining Wizard with his feet to make him go away. Pablo Picassio gets back into the ring, and begins climbing the ladder, opposite side of Quake. Pablo gets behind Quake and begins to punch him in the back of the head. Quake falls off the front of the ladder, and Shining Wizard still has his leg. The Shining Wizard begins to punch down on Kris Quake, as Pablo reaches the title. The Shining Wizard gets Quake up, and goes for The Shining Chokeslam. Quake kicks The Shining Wizard in the gut, and gets behind him. Quake locks himself up, and goes for a Release German Suplex. The Shining Wizard flies back into the ladder, and pushes the ladder with Pablo on it. Pablo extends his leg out, and straddles the top rope as he comes down. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then rolls over to the outside. The crowd gets on their feet, as Quake stumbles around in the ring.*

King: He can win it right here!
Stevens: Go Go Go Go!

*Quake grabs the ladder, and sets it back up. Quake then takes The Shining Wizard, and kicks him in the gut. He hits him in the back with a couple of forearms, and then throws him over the top rope. Quake taunts the crowd, sending them into high cheers. Quake begins climbing the ladder once again. Quake reaches the top, and Pablo rolls into the ring. Quake turns to Pablo and measures up. Pablo stumbles off the ropes, and heads towards the ladder. Quake jumps off, and hits the Quake.1 knocking Pablo out cold! Quake gets send under the ropes from the force, and lands on ringside. The crowd cheers loudly, and begins to clap. Quake begins to recover, and The Shining Wizard attacks him from behind. The Shining Wizard goes to whip Quake into the Commentators table, but Quake reverses, and The Shining Wizard flips over the Announce table, and lands on Martin Broduer. Martin and Scott begin to punch down on The Shining Wizard, as Quake slides back into the ring. Quake pushes Pablo into the ladder, and Pablo stumbles back. Quake hits the Thunder Roll Up! Quake doesnt make a pin though, and goes for the ladder.*

King: Thunder Roll Up!
Martin: Damn Wizard!
Ozzy: Kick his Shining Ass!

*Martin and Scott pick up The Shining Wizard, and take him to the Spanish Announce Table. Martin and Scott then both slam him through the table, and gets a huge positive reaction out of the crowd. Quake climbs the ladder, and begins to reach for the title. Pablo somehow begins to get up again. Quake tags the title, but doesn't get it yet. Pablo comes up, and begins to push the ladder. Kris Quake falls into one of the turnbuckles, and lands on the back of his neck. The Ref slides over to Quake, to see if hes ok. Pablo stumbles around, and grabs the ladder. Pablo then sets up the ladder, as The Ref makes an X with his arms. Several EMTs come racing down the ramp, as Pablo begins climbing the ladder. Quake pushes the ref out of the way with all of his force, and tries to pull himself up. The EMTs try to stop him, so he doesn't injure himself. Quake doesn't care, and keeps fighting his way to the ladder. Pablo looks down, and kicks Quake in the face. Quake falls back on his ass, and just looks up at Pablo. Quake continues after Pablo, and Pablo kicks him in the face, again. Quake grabs Pablo, and pulls him down. Pablo goes for a Faceplant, but Quake ducks it. Pablo turns, and Quake superkicks Pablo right out of his shoes. Quake stumbles down, and Pablo flies off his feet and hits the mat. Quake pulls the ladder back a bit, and then begins to climb it again. The crowd gets on their feet, as Quake makes his way up. He reaches the top, and Pablo makes his way up to his feet. Quake grabs the title, and strips it off the noose. Pablo stops before he was going to push the ladder, and the crowd erupts in cheers, as Quake holds the title up to the fans, standing on top of the ladder.*
Winner and Still Cruiserweight Champion: Your Hero Kris Quake!

King: That was one Hell of a match!
Stevens: And the crowd is giving the competitors a standing ovation!

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*The opening drums to "We Want Fun" begins to play. They echo throughout the stands and hallways. The lights dim down, and a spot light flashes over the entrance of the Xtreme Tron. Out comes 4 guys going their separate ways spreading across the Xtreme Tron stage. They put down some firecrackers, and light them off. They pop like crazy, and out comes Brandon Taylor in a giant shopping cart, holding a sparkler in his hand. He rolls down the ramp, and rams straight into the ring. He cart shoots him forward over the top rope and onto the mat. He dusts himself off, and takes off his helmet. He then looks out to the crowd, and waves at them. He walks over to the turnbuckle, and rests his helmet down on it. He then unzips his jump suit, and appears just to be a normal guy in normal clothes looking like Bam Margera.*

King: It was our commish who made this match...
Ozzy: And he, Brandon Taylor, happens to be Commish...

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4-Way 10-Minute Time Limit Match for XWF Xtreme Championship
Brandon Taylor vs The Xtreme Warrior vs Method Man vs Chris Jericho

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*The Xtreme Warrior slides into the ring from the crowd, and rolls up Brandon Taylor, 1...2...3! The Xtreme Warrior jumps up!*
(00:05)
Xtreme Champ: Xtreme Warrior

Stevens: Holy @#%$! Is that it?
King: Nope, its a Time Limit Match, that means the title will trade off to different people until 10 minutes are up.

*The arena falls dim and fills with a green mist. The PA systems rattles as the sounds of Audioslaves "Shadow on the Sun" shakes the arena walls. Meth stalks from behind the curtain and makes his way toward the ring, hanging his head low, with snarl on his face. He stops halfway down the ramp to look out into the dense crowd of fans. He look to the left...the to his right, and continues back down the ramp. He slides in and immediately attacks The Xtreme Warrior.*
(00:15)

Ozzy: This match is starting out strong.

*A countdown from 5 to 0 starts on the Titan Tron with a "Y2J" over the numbers, once the countdown hits 0, the lights black out, green flames explode on the stage, and "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys starts to play. The lights come back on, and Jericho is standing with his back to the arena, holding his arms straight out horizontally. He runs down, and puts himself in the fight.*

King: They're all finally here!

*Method Man and Chris Jericho begin to double team assault The Xtreme Warrior, who is now holding the X Title. The Xtreme Warrior bounces off the ropes, and Method Man and Jericho catch him, and slam him down with a Double Back Body Drop. Method Man then punches Jericho down, and stomps on his face. Method Man pulls up Jericho, and throws him over the top rope. Method Man turns around, and Brandon Taylor jams a chair into Method Mans gut. Brandon then slams the chair over Method Mans head, and takes him down to the mat. The Xtreme Warrior gets back up, and Brandon swings for him. The Xtreme Warrior ducks, and Brandon hits the top rope with the chair. Brandon ducks his own chair, and it hits a recovering Method Man instead! The Xtreme Warrior dropkicks Brandon over the top rope. Chris Jericho slides back in, behind The Xtreme Warrior. He runs up, and hits a bulldog on X Warrior. Jericho taunts the crowd, and then goes for the Lionsault! The Xtreme Warrior moves, but Jericho lands on his feet. He quickly clotheslines The Xtreme Warrior back down with a vicious right. He turns around, and Method Man spears down Jericho with the Inside Out. Method Man continues to punch down on Jericho, as The Xtreme Warrior recovers. Brandon Taylor swings a chair into the back of The Xtreme Warrior, sending him crashing to the mat. Brandon Taylor slides in, and pins The Xtreme Warrior, 1...2..Method Man breaks it up.*
(00:55)

King: @#%$! So Close!
Stevens: C'mon Method Man!

*Method Man picks up Brandon Taylor, and hits a Swift DDT. The Xtreme Warrior rolls himself out of the ring. Method Man throws Brandon into the ropes. Brandon comes back, and Method Man ducks. He Back Body Drops Brandon over the top rope, and sends him crashing down on to The Xtreme Warrior! The Xtreme Warrior and Brandon Taylor try to get up. They soon do, but then Method Man leaps over the top rope, and crashes down on both of them! The crowd goes nuts. They all recover and start punching each other. Chris Jericho in the ring, comes running up, and Springboards off the West ropes, he then launches himself off the Southern ropes with a huge version of the Lionsault, and crashes down on Method Man, Xtreme Warrior, and Brandon Taylor! The crowd goes nuts, as Jerichos arm pins the Xtreme Warrior. 1....2....3! Chris Jericho steals the title!*
(1:35)
Xtreme Champ: Chris Jericho

King: Oh Hell Yeah!
Stevens: This match is getting really really Xtreme.

*Chris Jericho gets up, and stumbles into the Announce Table. He pulls himself up, and then rests. The Xtreme Warrior comes up, and attacks Jericho. Jericho ducks a clothesline, and kicks him in the gut. Jericho then hits a powerslam onto the concrete. Jericho runs over to the barricade, and goes for a Lionsault off of the barricade! Method Man comes up and pushes Jericho over to the outside of the ringside. Brandon Taylor runs up and leaps over Method Man, and crashes down on Jericho! He pins Jericho on the outside, 1...2...3! Brandon wins the title back!*
(1:55)
Xtreme Champ: Brandon Taylor

Ozzy: Brandon gets it back!
Brodeur: Thats why he is my favorite.

*Method Man props onto the barricade, and measures up Brandon Taylor. The Xtreme Warrior runs up, and hits a Release German Suplex on Method Man before Method Man jumps off! The Xtreme Warrior takes Method Mans place on the barricade. Brandon Taylor kicks The Xtreme Warriors legs right out from under him. The Xtreme Warrior lands on his back on the barricade. Brandon pushes the Xtreme Warrior back over the barricade. Jericho rolls up Brandon Taylor, 1...2..KICKOUT! Taylor and Jericho meet back up, and Jericho takes down Brandon T with a shoulder block. Jericho picks up Brandon Taylor, and whips him into the barricade. Brandon flips over the barricade, and lands on The Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior rolls up Brandon Taylor, 1...2...3!*
(2:20)
Xtreme Champ: The Xtreme Warrior

King: And The Xtreme Warrior wins it back!
Stevens: Damn it...
Brodeur: Damn it...
Ozzy: YES! I mean... er... Damn it.

*The Xtreme Warrior raises his arms in victory, and Chris Jericho grabs his hair from behind, and throws down The Xtreme Warrior. Jericho stomps down on The Xtreme Warrior, and then picks him back up. He whips him into the steel ramp steps. The Xtreme Warrior flips over the steps, and knocks them out of place. Jericho continues and throws The Xtreme Warrior into the ring. Method Man runs up, and charges Jericho with a ladder. He takes out Jericho in the face. The Xtreme Warrior baseball slides out of the ring, and kicks the ladder into Method Mans face, and that sends Method Man back into the barricade. The Xtreme Warrior begins punching furiously on Method Man. Method Man ducks a punch, and moves behind him. Method Man hits the Method of Mayhem on The Xtreme Warrior! Xtreme Warrior looks to be out cold, and Method Man pins him, 1....2...Brandon Taylor breaks it up!*
(3:05)

Ozzy: So @#%$ close.
King: Yet so far away.
Stevens: Freaks...

*Method Man gets furious at Brandon Taylor, and throws Brandon Taylor into the ring. Method Man then picks up The Xtreme Warrior, and tosses him over the top rope! Method Man then makes his way back into the ring. Brandon Taylor runs up, and dropkicks Method Man right off the apron! Method Man flies off and hits his jaw on the barricade! Brandon Taylor pulls up the Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior counters a kick, and kicks Brandon Taylor in the crotch. The Xtreme Warrior hits The Black Pastel! The Xtreme Warrior runs up a turnbuckle, and measures himself up. He jumps off, and hits the Swanton W! Brandon Taylor flops around on the mat, as The Xtreme Warrior taunts the crowd. Chris Jericho runs up, and trips The Xtreme Warrior from behind. Jericho pulls up The Xtreme Warriors legs, and goes for the Walls of Jericho! The crowd pops as the cameras flash. The Xtreme Warrior squirms to the ropes. Method Man runs in, and superkicks Jericho in the jaw! Method Man drags The Xtreme Warrior up, and hits The Overdose! The crowd goes crazy, as Method Man pins The Xtreme Warrior, 1...2...Jericho breaks it up! Method Man cant believe it, and Jericho forearm smashes Method Man in head.*
(4:10)

King: Jesus, what is it gonna take for Method Man to get a good solid pin?

*Jericho takes Method Man out of the ring, and to the floor. Jericho then picks up The Xtreme Warrior and sets him up into a turnbuckle. Brandon Taylor charges Jericho. Jericho ducks, and hits Brandon Taylor with a spinebuster. Jericho then punches The Xtreme Warrior, in the corner. He puts The Xtreme Warrior on the top. He sets up, and hits a Super-Plex. The Xtreme Warrior crashes down on to Brandon Taylor! Chris Jericho climbs the top rope, and goes for a Moonsault. He crashes down on both Brandon Taylor and The Xtreme Warrior. Jericho pins them, 1....2...Method Man breaks it up! Method Man kicks Jericho in the gut, and lifts him up. Method Man then runs, and powerbombs Jericho over the top rope with the Highway to Hell. The crowd goes insane. Brandon Taylor slowly makes his way up. Method Man kicks Brandon in the gut, and throws Brandon over the top rope. Brandon catches himself and hangs on to the apron. Method Man charges Brandon, and Brandon ducks a clothesline. Brandon knees Method Man in the gut. Brandon locks up, and Super-plexes Method Man over the ropes! Method Man crashes down onto the concrete. The Xtreme Warrior slowly gets up, and stumbles to the ropes. Brandon Taylor trips The Xtreme Warrior, and pulls him out of the ring. He punches him down, and then kicks him in the gut. Brandon Taylor hits the Crackin Skullz on The Xtreme Warrior. Brandon pins him, 1..2....3! The crow goes insane, as the title goes back to the original holder.*
(5:45)
Xtreme Champ: Brandon Taylor

King: The championship goes back to the two time holder!
Stevens: Where did I hear that before?

*Brandon gets up, and Method Man rolls him up! 1...2.....3! Method Man finally gets a pin in the match!*
(5:55)
Xtreme Champ: Method Man

Ozzy: So God Damn Close for Brandon Taylor!

*Method Man walks around, and looks for something. He looks under the ring, and grabs for something. Jericho walks up, and drags Method Man out from under the ring. Method Man swings a Barbed Wire 2x4 into Jericho's face! Jericho gets taken down, and begins to bleed. Method Man holds the special 2x4 in the air. Brandon Taylor comes out from behind, and Method Man presses the 2x4 into his face. The Xtreme Warrior runs out of the ring, and flips himself over the ropes. He takes down Method Man with a suicide leap. They crash on to the concrete floor. The Xtreme Warrior manages to get his arm over Method Man, 1...2...KICKOUT made! Jericho walks over, and picks up Method Man. Jericho forearms him in the jaw, and then goes to whip him over the barricade. Method Man reverses but Jericho stops himself from hitting the barricade, and lunges at Method Man with a forearm smash! The crowd pops, as Jericho rolls Method Man into the ring. Jericho hits a couple of elbow drops down on him, and then picks him up on his shoulder. Jericho runs, and releases Method Man. Method Man hits the top rope neck first. Jericho then runs up and jumps on Method Man to make it worse! Method Man flips back off the rope. Jericho runs and springboards off the middle ropes, and hits the Lionsault! 1....2....3! Jericho retains again.*
(7:25)
Xtreme Champ: Chris Jericho

Stevens: GREAT OFFENSIVE Strategy!
Brodeur: You said it, Scott.

*Jericho walks around cockily in the ring. The Xtreme Warrior slides in, and attacks Jericho from behind. He throws Jericho into the turnbuckle, shoulder first. Jericho falls out of the turnbuckle. The Xtreme Warrior grabs Jerichos arm, and drags him into the center of the ring. The Xtreme Warrior runs up a turnbuckle, and measures up with Jericho. Brandon Taylor runs out and pushes The Xtreme Warrior off the turnbuckle. He flops into the barricade, and gets knocked the Hell out. Brandon Taylor grabs Jericho, and goes for the Crackin Skullz. Method Man runs in, and whacks Taylor out with the special 2x4. Brandon Taylor falls back to the mat. Method Man then grabs Jericho, and hits him with a Como El Toro. Method Man runs up the ropes, and sets up for the Greetings from Circletown. Method Man leaps off, but Brandon Taylor jumps and spears him down after the flip! The crowd cheers in excitement.*
(9:15)

King: Its almost over!
Stevens: 45 seconds!

*Brandon turns to Jericho, and runs to the ropes. Brandon comes back, and hits the Sweaty Fat F*ck on Jericho! Brandon goes for the possibly last pin of the match, 1...2....3! Brandon wins the title back!*
(9:45)
Xtreme Champ: Brandon Taylor

King: Oh My God!

*Brandon parades around the ring, as the seconds count away. The crowd begins to count with the clock, 10.....9.... Jericho regains strength and is back up....7.....6..... Jericho takes down Brandon Taylor.....5..... Jericho spingboards off the ropes and hits the Lionsault! .....4.... The Pinfall!*

Ref: 1!

Clock:2!

Ref:2!

Clock:1!

Ref: 3!!!
(10:00)

*The clock buzzes right after three, and Jericho has won the match with the final seconds on the clock! The crowd goes crazy, as Jericho raises his arms in victory, as he stays on his knees. The Ref gives Jericho the Xtreme Championship, and Jericho raises it in the air, as Sabotage hits the PA System.*
Winner and New Xtreme Champion: Chris Jericho!

Ozzy: Holy @#%$! He did it!
King: I cant believe it!
Stevens: So close for Brandon Taylor!
Brodeur: This was definitely one Hell of a match!

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*"Ticks & Leeches" by Tool echoes throughout the arena as Leinad makes his way through the smoke and bright white lights on the entrance ramp. Sermud follows Leinad as they both walk slowly down to the ring. Sermud wishes Leinad good luck during a brief stop at the ring apron and Leinad hops up onto the apron and gets into the ring.*

Ozzy: Fuckin' elf!

*Leinad stretches and warms up as Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" starts to play. After a long wait, Ordinary Dan and Gorf emerge from the curtains. Dan proudly walks down to the ring. He stops at the ring apron and looks up at Leinad in the ring, and then he slides in. Dan stands up and walks up to Leinad. They stare deep into each other's eyes and then they back away from each other*

King: Things are about to get serious!

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4 Out of 5 Falls Match; the Loser Retires
Ordinary Dan vs Leinad

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First Stage: Barbershop match
(Rules: Win by pinfall or shaving your opponent's head)

*Leinad and Dan circle around each other in the ring while techies set up the mini 'barber shop' outside the ring. The superstars charge at each other and lock up in the middle of the ring. Leinad pushes Dan toward the corner, but Dan spins the 'elf' around and drives him into the turnbuckle before letting go. Dan backs away and he charges at Leinad again, but he gives Ordinary Dan a drop toehold, driving Dan's face into the bottom turnbuckle. Leinad drags Dan by the leg away from the ropes. The 'elf' climbs the turnbuckle. He signals something to the crowd and readies himself to take flight, but Dan shoves the ref into the ropes, causing Leinad to fall stumble and fall down, with his crotch hitting the top turnbuckle. Dan climbs the turnbuckle and hits a huge superplex.*

King: Oh that's gotta hurt!
Stevens: You won't see that on the ice!

*Both men crawl around on the mat as the ref begins to start counting. they both get up at the count of 8 and Dan charges at Leinad. Leinad goes for the cookie cutter, but Dan flips and lands on his feet. Dan runs to the ropes, bounces off and runs into a superkick. Leind stumbles over to Dan's fallen body and he bends down to grab his head, but Dan rolls Leinad up in a small package. the ref begins to count....1......2......3The bell rings as Leind escapes the pin. Leinad goes after Dan, but Dan slides out of the ring. Leinad turns and he begins to argue with the referee.Dan comes back in the ring from behind Leinad with the barber shop pole (you know, the rd, white and blue spinning thing). Dan smashes it over Leinad's head and he drags him out of the ring and onto the barber chair. Dan gets the clippers and he begins to cut off Leinad's hair. Dan then gets the electric shaver and he starts to shave the 'elf''s head all the way to it's dark roots. The crowd looks on in shock as Dan holds the scissors and electric razor up in triumph... all while the techies set up the next match. they fasten a pole to one of the turnbuckles and on the top of it, they put a straight jacket.*
Dan- 1 Leinad- 0

Ozzy: They took his hair!
Brodeur: It'll grow back, won't it?
King: In wrestling that's not a guarantee

Second Stage: Straitjacket on a Pole Match
(Rules: Win by putting the Straitjacket on your opponent)

*As Leinad comes to his senses and looks in a mirror, he goes insane about his missing hair; and Dan crawls into the ring and starts heading for the pole. Leinad sees this and he follows quickly. Dan gets up onto the second rope, but Leinad grabs his head. Leinad hits a huge Devon Dudley-style neckbreaker, and then Leinad slowly gets to his feet. Leinad starts to kick Dan in the ribs and he then goes out of the ring to get a steel chair. As Leinad gets the chair, Dan stumbles to the turnbuckle and he begins to climb again. Leinad slides in the ring with the chair, and he looks up at Dan, who is on the top rope, leaning against the pole and reaching for the straitjacket. Leinad hits Dan across the spine with the chair a few times. Dan falls down this time, with his crotch falling right onto the turnbuckle. Leinad goes through the ropes to the apron. He climbs to the first rope on the outside and he leans Dan's head against the pole. Leinad gets the chair ready and he swings it, smashing Dan's head in between the chair and pole. Dan's lifeless body falls off of the turnbuckle and outside of the ring.
Leinad climbs the turnbuckle, grabs the straitjacket, and climbs down. He stumbles over to Dan's lifeless body, and he struggles to put on the straitjacket. He eventually gets it on, and the referee signals for the bell.*
Dan1- Leinad-1

King: That was quick!
Ozzy: The elf is comin' back!

Third Stage: Elven Rope Match
(Rules: Competitors are connected by ropes at the wrist and ankles; win by pinfall or submission)

*The referee gets the ropes ready and Leinead goes into the ring. The ref helps the "elf" tie the ropes to his left ankle and left wrists. On the outside, Gorf (Dan's manager) tries to get the straitjacket off of his client, but he is stopped by Sermud. The managers fight on the outside, with Sermud gaining the upper hand at first Leinad slides out of the ring and he begins to taunt Dan, who is struggling in the straitjacket while leaning against the ring steps.  Sermud attempts to Irish whip Gorf, but Gorf counters with a whip of his own, sending Sermud into Leinad. Leinad stumbles forward right into a drop toehold by Dan that sends his face into the ring steps. Gorf quickly gets the scissors from the "barber shop" on the outside and he runs over to Dan. Gorf starts to cut off the straitjacket. Dan eventually breaks free form the straitjacket, but as he does so, Sermud shoves Gorf from behind, sending Gorf's face into Dan's crotch. Dan falls to his knees and Gorf stumbles back into a low blow from Sermud. Sermud and the referee tie the ropes to Leinad and Dan as everyone lies on the ground in pain. The ref rings the bell for the start of the 3rd stage.*

Stevens: This is chaos!
King: And the match is still just getting going
Ozzy: It's sad to see the elf family breaking up

*Leinad is revived by Sermud and together, they pick up Dan and roll him into the ring. Leinad quickly starts to stomp on Dan, but out of nowhere, Dan tugs on the ankle rope, causing Leinad to fall to the mat. Dan wraps the wrist-rope around Leinad's neck and he pulls him up to his feet with it. Dan then hits a breakdown on Leianad. Dan slowly stumbles to his feet. He walks over to the steel chair that is in the middle of the ring. Dan picks the chair up and he turns to attack Leinad, but he gets kicked in the gut. Dan drops the chair and Leinad picks it up. Leinad lifts to attack, but Dan kicks him in the gut, causing Leinad to drop the chair. Dan stumbles around a bit and then he reaches down for the chair, but Leinad runs to the ropes springboards off and drives Dan's face into the chair with The Undertow (a springboard backlip DDT)!!  Leinad makes the cover, and the ref goes down to count. 1....2......3!*
Dan-1 Leinad-2

Ozzy: Fuckin' elf!
Stevens: That Leinad guy is dominant

Fourth Stage: Street Fight
(Rules: There are no rules. Win by pinfall in the ring)

*On the outside, Gorf jumps into the crowd and runs off as Sermud cheers on Leinad. Leinad celebrates as the referee unfastens the ropes on Leianad's wrist and ankle. He does the same on Dan, and then he calls for the bell. The bell rings and stage 4, the Street Right, begins.
Instead of attacking, Leinad covers Dan again. The ref counts...1....2....kickout! Leinad kicks Dan in the ribs a few times, but Dan continues to get to his feet. Leinad starts to punch Dan in the side of the head, but it seems as if they have no effect. Dan stands up tall and Leinad gets a very worried expression on his face. Leiand backs up a few steps and Dan steps forward a few. Leinad then screams, runs, and dives through the ropes to the ground outside. Sermud helps Leinad up, but Dan slides out of the ring. Dan walks over to them and Sermud grabs his leg. Dan grabs Sermud by the hair and tosses him away. Sermud slams against the barricade and Dan laughs. Leinad quickly hits Dan with a low blow. Leinad then reaches under the ring. He grabs a pot. He looks at it and frowns before reaching in again to pull out a frying pan. He frowns again, reaches in one more time, and pulls out a steel chair. He then smiles and stands up. He lifts the chair to swing it at Dan, but out of nowhere, Gorf dives over the barricade, taking out the referee and Leinad Ordinary Dan gets up as Leinad gets up, and he walks over to Leinad, but Leinad turns and punches him in the face. Dan stumbles back and Leinad charges at him; Dan hits the schytzo. Dan picks Leinad up and rolls him into the ring as the referee gets up. The ref slides into the ring. Dan yells at him and he falls to the mat to make the count...1....2....kickout.*

King: So close!

*Dan, frustrated, angrily bangs the mat and leaves to get a chair. Leinad slowly gets to his feet and walks into a chairshot to the head. Dan hits Leinad repeatedly with the chair and makes the cover....1....2....KICKOUT!! Dan gets very frustrated and he calls in Gorf, who enters with a chair. Gorf and Dan begin to smash Leinad over and over with the chairs. Sermud gets up and he comes in. Gorf raises hit chair to strike Leinad, but Sermud grabs it out of his hands. Gorf turns and Sermud hits him with the chair. Gorf rulls out of the ring. Dan turns around and busts Sermud open with his chair. While the ref watches Danm repeatedly smash Sermud with a steel chair, a skinny bald man comes out from the audience wearing a robe. He pulls Leinad out of the ring and de-robes, revealing clothes exactly like Leinad's. The bald man slides into the ring ans sneaks up behind Ordinary Dan. The mysterious bald man rolls Dan up with a school boy! the ref drops to count.....1.....................2 .............kickout!!!!*

King: This is chaos!
Stevens: So wait, did Leinad have the shaving planned all along?
Ozzy: Fuckin' elf!

*Both men get up, and the ref sees that the bald man is not Leinad, and Dan chases after the man, but he escapes into the crowd. walks to the ring apron and he picks up a frying pan and a pot. He sees Leinad getting into the ring, and he follows. Dan, with a pot in one hand and a frying pan in the other, charges at Leinad with his arms spread wide. Leinad charges at Dan, and he slides head first through Dan's legs. Dan bends down and looks at Leinad, who is springboarding off the ropes, through his legs. Leinad does a backflip and he hits the undertow on Dan....Leinad makes the cover ....1.......2.........3!!!!!! Leinad lays motionless on top of Dan's motionless body. Sermud and Gorf lay motionless on the outside of the ring, and the referee calls for the ring bell.*
Winner: Leinad

King: So, there you have it. Two friends relentlessly battled it out, and Leinad came out on top; Ordinary Dan will now be forced to retire
Ozzy: And the @#%$ elf lost his hair.
King: That was odd...; it did not even go 5 rounds. Matches in series never end early...
Ozzy: But the elf did not do it on his own. He got a little bit of help...
King: Well, let's move on. We will hear more about this later....
Ozzy: What's the next match?

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*"Self Esteem" by Offspring picks up over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains followed closely by his girlfriend Trish Stratus, to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans as Trish rubs up against him, causing them to boo even louder. They stand at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begin their decent down the ramp, Styles flexing and mocking the fans the whole way, and Trish flaunting her "assets". Styles hops up onto apron and holds the ropes for Trish, he then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as Trish cheers him on and the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.*

King: Well Styles seems to be in high spirits tonight.
Ozzy: The @#%$ man!

*"California Love" by 2pac hits the PA and "X-W-F" appears up on the X-Tron in tune with the song. The arena begins flashing blue and black and pyro shoots up from both sides of the entry way and showers back down in a blue and silver form. Big Bill makes his way out onto the stage holding his beloved, retired EWA World Heavyweight Championship high up in the air to a chorus of boo's, taking it all in seemingly getting off on it. He puts the belt over his shoulder and begins is cocky strut down the ramp smiling and waving at all the fans like they love him even though they can't stand him. He steps up onto the apron and then lifts his huge leg up over the top rope and gets into the ring. He struts around the ring holding his title up in the air taunting the fans even more as his music dies out.*

King: Well I guess its time to find out just exactly who the mystery opponent will be tonight.
Ozzy: This better be some @#%$ good @#%$.

*Styles stands in the corner still with his vest and bandanna on, he looks around at the crowd with a cocky smile on his face and looks back at Big Bill waiting to hear who his opponent is tonight.*

Big Bill: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It took a while, and yes I had to stab a few people in the back to get this guy here, but hey its all part of the business.

*Big Bill looks at Styles who seems to have a complex look on his face.*

Big Bill: Now Chris, as you know I am your number one fan, and I will be behind you 110% no matter what ever comes your way. So, with all that said I would like to introduce you to your opponent tonight I believe you'll know just how to welcome him into this company with no further adieu I give you, "Primetime Chris Sanders!"

*The lights dim and Slayer's "South Of Heaven" starts. The guitar riffs start out slowly and continue on for about forty seconds, the drums kick in and leads the crowd into the theme of "Primetime" Chris Sanders. Gold confetti shoots into the air in simultaneous movement with the drum beats. The vocals kick in as the crowd watches the entrance way, for Chris Sanders.*

"An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time
Unsuspecting victims no warnings no sign
Judgement day the second coming arrives
Before you see the light you must die!"

*One big gold pyro explodes at the end of the verse and from the smoke stands "Primetime" Chris Sanders along with Trish Stratus, Stratus starts making her way towards the ring as her boyfriend stands in the entrance way longer, with his back towards the ring.*

"Forgotten children confirm a new faith
Avidity and lust controlled by hate
The never ending search for your shattered sanity
Souls of damnation in their own reality."

*Sanders turns and slowly makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He stares at the ring, where Trish is now straddling the second rope, basically to get a cheap pop from the fans. Sanders continues his path.*

"Chaos rampant in an age of distrust
Confrontations impulsive habitat
Bastard sons begat your cunting daughter
promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers
Ingrate souls condemned for all eternity
Observe by moral judgement in dominary deity..."

*Sanders steps into the ring and goes to the right corner, where his girlfriend assists him with his boxing robe, after taking the robe off he gets on the top turnbuckle and raises his fist to the sky and the fans boo him continuously until he gets down, he motions to the entrance way for his opponent to come down, before yawning...making a mockery of his opponent, before he even shows his face.*

King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: Who the @#%$?!
Stevens: Hey, isn't that the guy from Fast and the Furious?
Brodeur: No you ass! That was Vin Diesel, this is Chris Sanders two totally different people!
Stevens: Never mind

*Styles is now very pissed off and slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, he then gets back into the ring and begins arguing with Big Bill about his choice, Bill just shrugs and points at Sanders who is flirting with Styles girlfriend. Styles sees this and yells at Trish and then says something to Big Bill, Bill gets a strange look on his face, then smiles and brings the mic to his lips.*

Big Bill: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is now NO HOLDS BARRED!

King: Sweet!
Ozzy: Fuckin ay.
Stevens: Wasn't that a movie?
Brodeur: Dude just shut up already!

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No Holds Barred Match
Big Bill as special Enforcer
Chris Styles vs "Primetime" Chris Sanders

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*Both men begin circling the ring a little staring each other down as Styles slowly slides off his vest and takes his bandanna off. Sanders tests the ropes as Styles looks at Big Bill for help but receives nothing. Styles finally takes charge at his opponent but Sanders sidesteps Styles sending him into the turnbuckle, but Styles leaps up and lands on the second turnbuckle and then flips back with a quick moonsault rolling Sanders into a pin which he quickly kicks out of before the count can even go down. Styles gets to his feet and begins to mock Sanders as he regains his composure, Styles looks to Trish who blows a kiss but Styles just blows her off. He bounces off the ropes and catches Sanders head but Primetime counters, shoves Styles into the ropes and catches him driving him into the mat with a brutal spinebuster from out of nowhere!*

King: Where in the hell did that come from?!
Ozzy: @#%$ brutal!
Stevens: What was that again?
Brodeur: A damn spinebuster you idiot!

*Sanders is now the one getting to his feet mocking his opponent as Styles slowly begins to move around on the mat trying to get to his feet and regain all the air he has just lost. Styles soon gets to his feet using the ropes and is met with a boot to the gut by Sanders, Sanders locks on the facelock and snaps Styles over with a stiff suplex. Sanders gets to his feet and quickly drops the leg across Styles throat and makes the cover but Styles gets the shoulder up at 2. Sanders begins to get back to his feet, pulling Styles up with him, he puts Styles head in between his legs and hooks the arms looking for a tiger bomb, he brings Styles up but just as he gets to his shoulders Styles uses his own momentum and rolls completely over Sanders and rolls him up for a close 2 count.*

King: Wow, Styles almost had it there!
Ozzy: Slow @#%$ count!

*Styles gets to his feet and quickly begins laying the boots to Chris Sanders, he then grabs him by under his arm and whips him to the ropes, he hops over Sanders and then turns around and catches him with the X-Mark right to the chops! Styles then runs to the ropes and connects with a springboard moonsault right onto the challenger, he hooks the leg, 1 2 Sanders gets the shoulder up just in time. Styles gets to his feet arguing with the ref that that was it but the ref says no, Styles shoves the ref whom then shoves him back right into a German suplex from Chris Sanders! Sanders gets back to his feet and stands in the corner as Styles slowly begins to get back up to fight, Styles finally stands up and slowly turns around right into a Primetime superkick! Sanders makes the cover, 1 2 Styles gets the shoulder up.*

King: Sanders almost got a win over Styles there.
Ozzy: No @#%$ kidding!

*Both men slowly get to their feet trading rights and lefts, finally Sanders swings at Styles but he ducks under and kicks Sanders in the gut, he shoves his head in between his legs looking for the Styles Clash. Styles lifts him up off the mat, he lets Sanders hang and hooks his legs with his arms, but Sanders squirms out and grabs onto the bottom rope forcing Styles to let go. Sanders quickly rolls around on the mat and trips up Styles, but Styles kicks back up to his feet and grabs Sanders in the full nelson, lifts him up and then drills him face first into the mat with the Xtreme Driver! Styles rolls Sanders over onto his back and hooks the leg, 1 2 Sanders kicks out!*

King: What will it take to put this man down?!
Ozzy: Too @#%$ much!
Stevens: So who do we want to win again?
Brodeur: Chris @#%$ Styles!

*Styles rolls out of the ring very frustrated and begins walking around looking for something, he then shoves the ring announcer off his seat and slides back into the ring with a steel chair. He awaits Sanders recovery and then swings the chair, but Sanders ducks under and kicks the chair from Chris' grasp! He then boots Styles in the gut and forces his head in between his legs, lifting him up for a jackknife powerbomb but Styles once again rolls through and plants Sanders onto the cold steel with a DDT form out of nowhere!*

King: Styles just may have this won.
Ozzy: ...

*Styles takes advantage of the opportunity and lifts Sanders lifeless body from the mat, he places his head in between his legs and lifts him up off the mat, he hooks the arms and the drills him into the mat with the Styles Clash! Styles rolls over with Sanders still hooked and makes the cover, 1.. 2... TRISH PULLED THE REF OUT OF THE RING!*

King: What in the blue hell?!
Ozzy: What the @#%$ is that bitch doing?!

*Styles gets to his feet and slides out of the ring and begins arguing with Trish, she then pleads with him that from the angle she saw the pin it looked like Styles had his shoulders on the mat. Styles just forgets about it and gets back into the ring, he lifts Sanders up and places him onto his shoulders, Styles looks around at the crowd and then to Big Bill and then hits the Xtermination! The crowd boos as Styles gets to his feet without making the cover much to Big Bills dismay. But instead Styles looks to the turnbuckle and begins to climb to the top rope, he signals to the crowd that this is it and then stays perched for a minute looking at Sanders, Styles then leaps off the top rope and crashes down onto Chris Sanders with the Out Of Style!*

King: That's it, this thing is over!
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah!

*Styles lays on the mat next to Sanders for a minute and then rolls over and hooks the leg, 1 2 Sanders gets his foot on the bottom rope.*

King: There is still life in Primetime.
Ozzy: What the @#%$.

*Styles looks at the ref as if asking what he stopped for and is pointed to his opponents foot on the bottom rope. Styles then sighs and hooks the leg that was on the bottom rope, 1.. 2 SANDERS KICKS OUT! Styles gets to his feet in a very angered manner and begins laying the boots to Chris Sanders, Styles then grabs the steel chair again and yells at Sanders to get to his feet, just as he begins to recover Styles swings the chair at full blow and cracks it across the skull of Sanders! Styles drops the chair and quickly descends to the top rope once again. Styles stands up on the top turnbuckle and signals to the crowd one last time, but just as he is about to take flight Trish gets up onto the apron and shoves him off the top rope and sends him crashing through the Spanish announcers table!*

King: What the hell is she doing?!
Ozzy: You @#%$ whore!

*Big Bill gets up from his seat and begins to yell at Trish, he then grabs her off the apron and hangs her over his shoulder and begins to carry her to the back, just as Big Bill reaches the top of the ramp Sanders has now rolled out of the ring and is dragging Styles lifeless body into the ring. Sanders yells at the ref to make the pin and hooks the leg of Chris Styles, 1... 2... STYLES KICKS OUT!*

King: Hes still alive!
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah!

*Sanders, very angered now lifts Styles up over his shoulder, he turns to the corner and takes charge looking for the snake eyes but Styles squirms off of Sanders shoulder and shoves him into the turnbuckle, Sanders stumbles back and Styles looks up and hits the Mind Bender! Styles gets back to his feet and looks around at the crowd who are now yelling at the top of their lungs as this match has kept them on the edge of their seat. Styles then points to the turnbuckle and holds up 3 fingers as the crowd begins to chant Third times a charm! Styles gets out on the apron and begins to climb to the top rope, he looks down at Sanders who is laying on the mat and then takes flight crashing down with his 3rd attempt at the Out of Style but Sanders moves out of the way!*

King: He was playing possum!
Ozzy: @#%$!

*Styles rolls around on the mat holding his back in pain and begins to get to his feet slowly, Sanders how is already to his feet and holding a chair swings at Styles, but he ducks under, Sanders quickly turns around and tosses the chair to Styles who catches it opening the door to a Hand Of Fate right into the steel! Sanders hooks the leg as the ref counts, 1... 2... 3.*
Winner via pinfall: Primetime Chris Sanders

*"South Of Heaven" hits the PA as Chris Sanders makes his way out of the ring and slowly up the ramp as Chris Styles lays motionless on the mat. Sanders reaches the top of the ramp and turns around holding his arms up as the crowd cheers but for both men for their efforts put forth in the ring. Sanders soon disappears behind the curtain as EMTs rush to the ring to tend to Chris Styles who may be injured.*

King: Wow, that was one hell of a match.
Ozzy: Talk about a @#%$ bombshell.
Stevens: Who won?
Brodeur: Sanders you dick!
Stevens: Oh
King: Well folks, the time has come in just a few minutes in that very ring we will be seeing two of the greatest athletes step into the ring for the 3rd and final time. Lets take a look at the events that have brought these two men to this night for the most coveted prize in wrestling today the XWF Ultimate Championship.

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*A guitar can be heard playing as we see Apollyon standing on the stage talking on a mic.*

Apollyon: I want your ass at Bombshell, 1 on 1, for one last time Rock.

Rock: You want to go 1 on 1 with the Great One for the 3rd time Apollyon? Well I just have one thing to say to you Just Bring It!

*Lyrics have now kicked in as "The Red" by Chevelle is playing over the PA. The Rock and Apollyon are shown standing on each side of the ring, soon they begin trading blows as Apollyon gets the upper hand, he whips Rock to the ropes and catches him by the throat, he lifts him up in the air and all becomes slow motion just as Apollyon slams the Rock onto the mat with the SlipKnotSlam the hard part of the song kicks in.*

Apollyon: Come Bombshell Rock that belt will be mine!

*Apollyon is shown going at it with the Undertaker in their match on Warfare, Apollyon lifts Undertaker up onto his shoulders and drills him into the mat with the ApollyonSlam. Then Undertaker is seen trying to Tombstone Apollyon, but he slides off and boots Undertaker down, then Rock slides into the ring and grabs Apollyon, once again the scene goes to slow motion and just as Rock slams Apollyon down with the Rock Bottom the hard part of the song kicks in again as it shows Undertaker covering Apollyon for the 1... 2... 3.*

Rock: You think you have what it takes to face the Peoples Champion at Bombshell Apollyon?!

*Scenes of the two brawling begin flashing on the X-Tron to the point of not being able to make them out, and just as the song begins to slow down we see Apollyon down on one knee holding his hand up in the air and then Rock standing at the top of the ramp holding the XWF Championship high in the air as the song ends.*

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Stevens: Those two dont like each other do they?
Brodeur: Nah you just now picked up on that one?!
King: Its gonna be one hell of a match folks and the time has come.
Ozzy: @#%$!

*"Bring Me To Life" hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL." A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage as Voodoo hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*

King: I dont know how Rock is going to get the upper hand on this beast.
Ozzy: @#%$ hes done it before
Stevens: Im going with Apollyon.
Brodeur: Of course you would you ass.

*The shot of a helicopter hovering over the dark skies of a city is shown in the XWF Ovaltron. The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud mix reaction, that consist of cheers for the majority of it. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner of it to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.*

King: The Peoples Champion!
Ozzy: @#%$ pansy.
Stevens: Wow, he is muscular.
Brodeur: Well then why don't you go over there and ask him for his number you fruity bastard.

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No Holds Barred Match for the XWF Ultimate Championship
Apollyon vs The Rock

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*Both men stand on each opposite side of the ring as the bell is rung and the crowd goes nuts over what is about to take place. Apollyon flexes his muscles and rolls his eyes into the back of his head trying to intimidate his opponent but Rock just raises his hand up and motions Just Bring It. Finally Apollyon takes charge and surprisingly catches the Rock off guard and traps him in the corner mauling him with rights to his temple, Apollyon backs up and lets Rock stumble out just to lift him up and drop him down hard with a scoop slam. Apollyon lifts Rock to his feet and locks on the facelock and lifts him up high into the air, Apollyon turns around a little and then falls back dropping down Rock hard with a stalling suplex. Apollyon floats over and makes the cover looking for the quick win but Rock kicks out at 1.*

Ozzy: What the @#%$ is this guy thinking?!
King: Hes trying to win?
Stevens: Yeah Apollyon, kick his Hollywood ass!
Brodeur: Come on Rock like Rock Bottom him or something!

*Apollyon gets to his feet and begins dropping the boots on the Peoples Champ, he waits for him to get to his knees and then kicks him in the gut taking all the air out of him and sending him rolling onto his back. Apollyon looks out at the crowd with a very determined look on his face and then bends over and lifts Rock up to his feet, Apollyon lets go of the Rock and lets him stand there trying to regain his composure, Apollyon then backs up a little and then explodes with a brutal clothesline taking the champion off his feet and landing on the back of his neck and ending laying face down on the mat. Apollyon gets a grin on his face as he climbs to the top rope, Rock slowly gets to his feet and then turns around just to be taken off his feet once again by a huge flying clothesline care of Apollyon.*

King: Apollyon knows what hes here for tonight.
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah he does.
Stevens: You know why? Because I picked him to win.
Brodeur: Shut up @#%$!

*Apollyon slowly crawls over to the Rock and makes the cover, 1... 2.. Rock kicks out! Apollyon gets to his feet and stands in the corner waiting for Rock to get to his feet, just as he does Apollyon takes off and swings but Rock ducks under and begins slapping Apollyon in the face, slap, slap, slap, Rock looks at his hand and then spits on it, backs up a little and then Lays The Smack Down on the challenger sending him over the top rope! Apollyon lands on his feet and then grabs his face and shakes his head a little trying to get back in it. Dominique rushes to his side to make sure he is ok, Apollyon moves her to the side and grabs a steel chair, he slides it into the ring and then reaches under the ring, Apollyon is hunched over for a few seconds before he finally begins to back up with a wooden table in hand. He lifts that up and slides it into the ring too. By now Rock has the chair in his hands and is waiting for the challenger as he enters the ring.*

King: Well that was pretty stupid of the challenger.
Ozzy: Just hand him the @#%$ chair why dont you.

*Rock swings the chair but Apollyon ducks under, he then turns to Rock and big boots the chair right into his face. Apollyon sees that Rock is out but he does not make the cover, instead he begins to set up the table. Rock slowly begins to roll around on the mat trying to get to his feet as Apollyon hurries to get the table ready. Just as Rock finally reaches his feet Apollyon turns around, he grabs Rock by the head and slams him face first into the table. Rocks head bounces off like a beach ball and Apollyon grabs his head and does it yet again. Apollyon then lifts Rock up onto his shoulders and nails him with the ApollyonSlam! Apollyon makes the cover but Rock kicks out at 2.*

King: I dont believe were going to be seeing a comeback from the Rock any time soon.
Ozzy: Fuuuuuuuck.

*Apollyon reaches down and lifts Rock to his feet, he hoists him up to his shoulders and looks out at the crowd, he then yells something and plants Rock into the canvas with the Bloody Fury! Apollyon once again makes the cover but some how Rock gets the shoulder up again. Apollyon very angered now gets to his feet and lifts Rock up, he places his head in between his legs and signals for the end. Apollyon lifts Rock up to his shoulders but just as he lifts him up into the air Rock begins pounding down onto the challengers face and makes him collapse. Rock quickly hops to his feet and gets Apollyon up, he whips him to the ropes and then drops him down with a brutal Samoan Drop. Rock once again quickly gets to his feet and nails a recovering Apollyon with a DDT.*

King: Rock is making a comeback!
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah!

*Rock stands in the corner waiting for Apollyon to get up, Apollyon does and tries to boot Rock in the gut but he grabs his leg and nails him with a dragon leg whip! He then holds onto the leg and locks on a Sharpshooter right in the middle of the ring! Apollyon lays on the mat screaming in pain and trying to make his way to the ropes but Rock pulls him to the center of the ring and sits back on the hold. Apollyon cant take the pain anymore and just as he is about to tap out Dominique comes flying off the top rope with a flying head scissors onto the XWF champ. Rock lays on the mat trying to regain his composure as Apollyon slowly gets to his feet holding his knee in pain. Rock finally finds his way back to his feet and Apollyon plants him with the SlipKnotSlam!*

Ozzy: Out of @#%$ nowhere!
Stevens: Dammit Apollyon come on!
Brodeur: Come on Rock, you rule!

*Apollyon helps Dominique out of the ring as the crowd boos the cheating. Apollyon then turns his attention back to the Rock who is slowly getting back to his feet with use of the ropes. Apollyon makes the cutting motion across his throat and then powers Rock up onto his shoulder, he lets him hang down looking for the Tombstone From Hell but just before he can drop to his knees Rock some how squirms out and shoves Apollyon into the turnbuckle once again. Apollyon bounces off the ropes and Rock catches him but Apollyon elbows him in the head and Rock lets go, Rock then comes back and grabs Apollyon again and finally plants him with the Rock Bottom! Rock hooks the leg and pulls back tight, 1... 2... APOLLYON KICKS OUT!*

King: Wow that was so close!
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah, Apollyon is still alive.

*Rock gets to his feet with a frustrated look on his face, he looks around at the crowd and then back at Apollyon, Rock finally stops and haunches down with his hands on his thighs stalking the challenger. Apollyon finally gets back to his feet, Rock grabs him again and plants him with yet another Rock Bottom and hooks the leg, 1 2 Apollyon gets the shoulder up again. Rock looks very upset now as he drags Apollyon back to his feet once again, he whips him to the ropes and slams him down with a brute Spinebuster! Rock hops to his feet and walks to the head of Apollyon. He takes off his elbow pad and tosses it to the crowd, he takes off, bounces off the ropes to the left, leaps over Apollyon and bounces off the ropes to the right, Rock then comes back, shakes the leg and drops the Peoples Elbow right into the sternum of the challenger! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... DOMINIQUE PULLS THE REF OUT OF THE RING!*

King: Saved by the girl again!
Ozzy: Fuckin princess.

*Rock reaches over the ropes and grabs Dominique by her hair, he drags her up onto the apron and then into the ring, he gets her to her feet and hooks her, he looks around at the cheering crowd and then slams her down with a Rock Bottom. Rock gets to his feet and begins talking some crap to Dominique, just then Apollyon comes up from behind Rock and gives him a low blow with the chair! Rock doubles over and drops to his knees holding his sack, Apollyon gets him up and forces his head in between his legs, he lifts him up onto his shoulders and then powers him into the air, Apollyon holds Rock up in the air for a good 14 seconds and then finally drills him down through the table!*

King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: That was fuckin awesome!

*Apollyon pulls Rock from the debris and then hooks the leg as the ref slowly makes the count, 1... 2... 3.*

King: He did it!
Ozzy: Fuckin lord of darkness!

Winner via pinfall and New XWF Ultimate Champion: Apollyon

*"Voodoo" by Godsmack hits the PA as Apollyon is awarded his XWF Ultimate Championship. Apollyon clutches the belt tightly in his grasp as Dominique slowly begins to come to. Apollyon gets up to his feet and holds the belt high up in the air as the crowd boos and begins throwing things. Just then Xtreme Warrior comes literally from out of nowhere and slides into the ring, he picks up the chair standing behind Apollyon, the champ turns around and X Warrior swings cracking the steel across the skull of Apollyon taking him down hard! The music stops as Xtreme Warrior scurries to the top rope, he signals to the crowd and then takes flight and crashes down hard onto Apollyon with the Swanton W! X Warrior then grabs the belt from beside Apollyon and stands up on the second rope holding the belt up high as Bodies begins to play over the arena and the show fades to black.*