.::XWF Presents: Warfare [3/21/03]::.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
March 21st, 2003

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Tonight's Card:

XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinal Match
Apollyon -VS- Justin Frenzy

XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinal Match
Devo -VS- Danny Demon

XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinal Match
Triple Threat
The Xtreme Warrior -VS- Kane -VS- Rob Van Dam

XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinal Match
Unknown Opponent -VS- Unknown Challenger

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*The crowd is hopping and pyro fires off from the stage as the Warfare theme plays and XWF kicks off its second live show*

King: Wow! This crowd is wild...this is going to be another exciting show.
Ozzy: Oh my god, those damned stage hands forgot my bloody smokes again!
King: Oh well, were going to kick off Warfare tonight with the first official XWF Title Tourney match between Apollyon and Justin Frenzy!
Ozzy: You mean Apollyon is still here after that beating he got last week?
King: Yeah....amazing isn't he.
Ozzy: ....

Bring Me To Life hits as Dominique walks out, she poses at the top of the stage, and then Hollywood (Rocks New Theme) hits and Apollyon comes walking out wearing his XHR Title, Apollyon then kisses Dominique before they walk down to the ring and climb through the ropes. The lovely and ever beautiful Dominique then takes the title off from around Apollyon's waist and she holds it up high in the air, while Apollyon does his Version 1.0 taunt on the nearest turnbuckle.*

*'Testify' by Rage Against the Machine hits as Justin Frenzy makes his way out, looking pumped for his match. He vigorously shakes his head, letting his long hair fall in front of his face. He walks down to the ring, and slides under the bottom rope. He 'tests' the ropes by trying to break them, but backs away, getting ready for his match.*

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XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinal Match
Apollyon -VS- Justin Frenzy

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The two men circle the ring watching each other's every move waiting to make the first move. Apollyon charges at Frenzy with a clothesline but he ducks under and Apollyon stops himself on the turnbuckle, he then turns around straight into a dropkick by Frenzy. The big man goes down as Frenzy scurries to his feet before Apollyon can catch up with him. Frenzy climbs to the top rope and stays perched waiting for Apollyon to get to his feet, Apollyon reaches his feet and Frenzy takes off with a flying cross body but Apollyon catches him and slams him back with a fall away slam!

King: Holy @#%$ that was crazy!
Ozzy: Wheres the blood?!

Apollyon rests his arm on the rope waiting in the corner stocking the recovering Frenzy....he finally gets to his feet and is met with a hard right by Apollyon, who then Irish whips him into the ropes.  Frenzy rolls over Apollyon and springboards off the ropes with a flying clothesline! He tries for the quick win but Apollyon kicks out at 2. Frenzy slams his hand down on the mat thinking he had it won but soon ascends the turnbuckle again.  Apollyon gets to his feet and Frenzy takes flight connecting with a missile dropkick taking the big man off his feet, Apollyon quickly gets up and gives Justin a low blow for his efforts, he then gets to his feet and lifts Frenzy up and slams him down hard with the SlipKnot Slam! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... Justin kicks out!

Ozzy: Well damn
King: That was honestly the LAST thing I expected to see
Ozzy: Bloody hell man I once saw somebody kick out of 3 of those!
King: Who?
Ozzy: Its a long story

Apollyon gets to his feet in a mad fit of rage complaining to the ref that that was a three count.  Justin Frenzy takes this time to recover slowly crawling to the side of the ring and using the ropes to get back to his feet. Apollyon sees this and charges at him with a clothesline but Frenzy ducks under and hits a point blank super kick! But this only dazes Apollyonhe stays on his feet fighting to keep balance.  Frenzy seizes the opportunity and runs to the ropes connecting with a springboard moonsault! He rolls through and holds onto Apollyons legs and makes the pin, 1 2 Apollyon powers out! Frenzy surprised by this quickly begins stomping on Apollyons head as he slowly but surely climbs to his feet but Apollyon grabs his foot and takes him down to the mat with the ApollyonLock!

King: Oh that's it hes got him
Ozzy: Its about damn time!

Justin squirms and fights Apollyon every step of the way as he tries to roll out of it but Apollyon is too heavy to move. Frenzy somehow gets up onto his one foot and nails Apollyon with a kick to the side of his face! Frenzy lays on the mat favoring his ankle as Apollyon seemingly unfazed by the blow begins to get to his feet AGAIN looking for Justin. Frenzy crawls to the ropes and begins to get to his feet again as Apollyon stocks his open wound, Apollyon grabs Justin's leg and locks on the ApollyonLock once more but this time Justin is able to roll through and flips him away.  He bounces off the ropes and Frenzy rolls him up, 1... 2... Apollyon powers out again!

King: This match is wild!
Ozzy: This match sucks

Apollyon charges and takes Frenzy down with a thunderous big boot, he then lifts the man up by his head and places it in between his legs signaling for a powerbomb! Apollyon reaches down and locks in and yanks Frenzy up onto his shoulders but puts too much into it and Frenzy flies right over Apollyons head and lands on his feet on the top rope!

King: Holy @#%$, what balance this kid has!
Ozzy: Oh damn....I'm seeing things again.

Frenzy hops around turning to face Apollyon and then springboards off and hits Apollyon with the 360 Hurricanrana! The big man goes down landing on the back of his neck and Frenzy quickly hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!
Winner via Pin Fall: Justin Frenzy

King: Hes done it! Frenzy advances in the tournament!
Ozzy: And to think Apollyon made it to the finals in the EWA.

*Testify hits the PA as Justin Frenzy celebrates in the ring with his arms high in the air and posing on the turnbuckle. He then rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp as Apollyon lays on the mat collecting his thoughts of what just happened.*

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*"Headstrong" by Trapt hits and Devo walks out with a water bottle and stands on the apron he then spits the water up like HHH gets in the ring and goes to the top rope and does the Austin double finger thing.*

*"The Dark One" hits and Danny Demon makes his way out to the ring.*

King: Well, our second title tourney match of the evening
Ozzy: Yeah...hopefully this one will be more exciting than the last.

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XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinal Match
Devo -VS- Danny Demon

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*Devo quickly attacks Danny with a running forearm and begins pounding down on his face with repeated shots to his forehead, Devo gets Danny up to his feet and whips him to the ropes and takes him down with a powerslam. He then gets to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle, Danny gets to his feet and Devo leaps off and brings him down with a flying cross-body.*

King: Devo seems to really be opening up in the first few minutes of this match.
Ozzy: Who's Devo?

*Devo gets to his feet and awaits Dannys recovery.  Devo takes off attempting a clothesline but Danny ducks under and kicks Devo in the gut and hits the Stunner! He makes the cover but Devo kicks out at 2! Danny gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope, he scouts Devo and just as he gets to his feet he flies off with a flying hurricanrana taking Devo off his feet. Danny gets to his feet and awaits in the corner.  Devo gets to his feet and Danny charges, Devo side steps him and shoves him into the corner and then rolls him up, 1... 2... Danny kicks out!*

King: Interesting match up we've got here.
Ozzy: This match is worse than the last one.

*Devo gets to his feet and pulls Danny with him, he locks on the front face lock and flips him with a suplex, he rolls over and lifts him up and slams him down face first with the sit out face plant! Devo climbs the top rope and waits for Danny to get to his feet....just when Danny recovers he flies off and hits a flying clothesline!*

King: Holy @#%$!

*Devo stands waiting...waiting for Danny to recover again.  Just when he gets to his feet he locks up and plants him into the mat with the Smack Bottom! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!*
Winner via Pin Fall: Devo

King: Well that was...a beating.
Ozzy: Oh I love it....brutality is the way to go.
King: Devo advances in the tourney.  This is turning out to be great!

*Headstrong hits the PA as Devo makes his way up the ramp celebrating his win*

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*The lights dim then all of a sudden an explosion goes off as Kane walks down the ramp and enters the ring and walks into the middle of the ring and raises his arms up in the air then brings them back down as an explosion goes off from the turnbuckles.*

King: Whoa, those are some deadly powers!
Ozzy: I could do that.

*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle's, and pumps up the crowd, ready for the match ahead.*

Ozzy: This is going to be a bloody 2 on 1, God damn it.
King: Good, I hate Xtreme Warrior, he looks like that Jeff Hardy freak from WWE

*Kane immediately takes down Xtreme Warrior with a clothesline. Xtreme Warrior hits the mat hard, and Kane grabs his throat, and picks him right off his back. Kane gestures to the crowd for a Chokeslam, but Xtreme Warrior kicks Kane in the gut. Kane grabs Xtreme Warriors foot, and Xtreme Warrior kicks over Kanes ducked head. He then mule kicks Kane in the face, but that only makes Kane let go of X Warrior.  Meanwhile, "One Of A Kind" by Breaking Point hits and Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers him on.*

King: There's Mr. Monday Night!*
Ozzy: Too bad its Friday.

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XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinals.
Kane VS- Xtreme Warrior VS- Rob Van Dam

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*RVD slides into the ring, but is then immediately dropkicked through the ropes by X Warrior! X Warrior motions to the crowd, turns around, and is then punched by Kane. Kane punches him into the ropes, and a big uppercut sends X Warrior to the mat. RVD grabs X Warrior by the throat and chokes him from ringside. Kane stomps on X Warrior, and RVD hits a leg drop from the ring apron, on X Warrior. Kane drags X Warrior into the ring, and in rolls RVD.*

King: Damn, this is a 2 on 1 assault!

*Kane grabs X Warrior by the throat, and lifts him up. X Warrior kicks Kane in the head, and Kane lets go. X Warrior stiff kicks RVD in the face, and then hits a Swinging DDT on Kane. X Warrior goes up top, and hits a Swanton W! X Warrior pins Kane, 1...2...X Warrior jumps off of Kane as RVD lands on Kane with a back flip that was supposed to hit X Warrior. RVD looks at Kane, and then knocks down X Warrior with a heel kick. RVD runs to the ropes, comes back, and hits a Rolling Thunder on X Warrior. RVD pins X Warrior, 1...2..kickout. RVD lifts up X Warrior, and bodyslams him down to the mat. RVD ascends to the top rope, and taunts the crowd. Off he jumps with a 5 Star Frog Splash! The pin, 1...2...BROKEN UP by Kane!*

King: What the hell is going on?
Ozzy: Hell.

*Kane and RVD start arguing, and Kane grabs RVD by the throat, and chokeslams him down! Kane motions to the crowd, and goes to pin X Warrior, 1...2..kickout! Kane hits the ground, and drags X Warrior to the middle of the ring. He picks him up by his hair, and kicks him in the gut. Kane lifts up X Warrior for a Powerbomb, but X Warrior continuously pounds down on Kane, and sends Kane down on his back. X Warrior bounces off and rolls under the ropes and on the apron. RVD struggles up and rests on a turnbuckle. X Warrior stands up on the apron, and RVD charges him. RVD goes for a dropkick, and X Warrior moves out of the way. RVDs legs go through the middle ropes. X Warrior wraps the top and middle ropes up around RVDs legs trapping RVD.*

Ozzy: That's using his brains.

*Kane sits up, which gets pops from the crowd. Kane gets to his feet, and X Warrior ascends up the turnbuckle. X Warrior jumps off for a missile dropkick. Kane shoos X Warriors feet away, and elbow drops on to him. Kane lines up, and runs to the ropes. He hits the ropes, and Chris Styles from the outside hits Kane in the back with the chair! Kane falls to his knees in pain, and rolls under the bottom ropes. Chris Styles runs around the ring, and up the ramp. Kane chases after him and X Warrior gets up. X Warrior lets RVD loose, and then hits an Imagination! X Warrior ascends up the ropes, and hits a Swanton W on RVD! The pinfall, 1...2...3!!! The bell rings, and X Warrior advances in the tournament!*
Winner via Pin Fall: Xtreme Warrior

King: And X Warrior advances in the tournament!
Ozzy: Ive could've sworn I fucking heard that just before you said it, King.
King: Hey Fuck off.  So Ozzy, any ideas who the mystery opponents could be tonight here at the main event?
Ozzy: I have no fucking clue.
King: Well we are about to find o-

*"I've Got Five On It" by Da Luniz kicks in over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains accompanied by his manager and mentor, Big Bill to nothing but boo's. Styles holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand as Big Bill taunts the fans and points their attention towards Styles. They stand at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begin their strut down the ramp, Styles flexing and mocking the fans the whole way. Styles hops up onto apron and then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as Big Bill, cheering him on makes his way to the commentator's table as the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.*

King: What the Hell? Its Chris Styles!
Ozzy: Who the fuck?
King: But who is his oppo-

*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the X-Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continuously taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*

King: Whoa, what a main event! Who would've thought that the last entered in the tournament would be Goldberg and Chris Styles?
Ozzy: Not fucking me, that's for fucking sure.

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XWF Title Tournament Quarterfinal Match
Chris Styles -VS- Goldberg

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*The bell rings, and Styles takes off his X-Title. He hands it to the ref, and then gets speared down by Goldberg. Goldberg motions to the crowd and gets some pops. Styles goes for a quick roll up already, 12..kickout. Goldberg rolls up onto his feet. Styles dropkicks Goldberg into the ropes, and then runs up and hits a tornado DDT. Styles hits a rolling elbow drop on Goldberg. Styles shows off to the crowd, and Goldberg rolls over, grabs Styles leg, and locks on an Anklelock. The crowd pops, but then Styles reaches the ropes in time. Goldberg pulls Styles off the ropes, and lifts him up for a back body drop. Styles counters with a bulldog DDT.*

King: Nice counter by Styles.

*Styles goes up the top rope and then makes gestures to a fallen Goldberg. Goldberg gets up, and Styles goes for a Styles-Carana! Goldberg counters with a Powerbomb, he then lifts him up again, and hits another Powerbomb. He lifts him up one more time, lifts up Styles, and hits a huge sit out Powerbomb! Goldberg pushes Styles off of him, and then drags him over to the center of the ring. Goldberg motions for a big elbow drop, he runs to the ropes, comes back and Styles launches himself off of the canvas on his back, locks his legs around Goldberg's neck, and hits a Styles-Carana from the floor! Goldberg rolls through the ropes, and Styles gets to his feet. Styles gets to the ropes, and targets onto Goldberg. Goldberg gets up, and Styles throws himself over the top rope! Goldberg ducks down to avoid a move from Styles, but Styles lands on the apron of the ring. Styles then hits a Fame-asser from the apron!*

Ozzy: This is getting bloody extreme!
King: That's 'Xtreme,' Ozzy, 'Xtreme.'

*The ref restarts the count out, as Styles throws Goldberg into and over the ring steps. Styles rolls into the ring, and rolls out the other side of the turnbuckle, restarting the count again. Styles stands by the apron, as Goldberg rests against the announce table. Styles runs to clothesline down Goldberg, but Goldberg ducks and sends Styles over him, and into the announce table! Goldberg stumbles forward and rolls into the ring. Styles lays on the broken announce table, trying to get up.*

King: This match is continuing to get more dangerous by the minute.
Ozzy: Second!
King: Mini-second!
Ozzy: Um.. Meh
King: Ha! I have defeated you!

*Goldberg rolls out again, restarting the count, again. Goldberg lifts up Styles by his head, and rolls him into the ring. Goldberg slides in after him. He pulls up Styles and hits The Hammer! Goldberg climbs the ropes and hits a diving elbow drop on Styles. He goes for the pin, 12..kickout. Goldberg smacks the ground and pulls up Styles. Styles locks on a small package!!! 1...2...thr- KICK OUT! The crowd erupts, as Styles gets on his side and has this classic look of disbelief. Styles gets up, and turns to Goldberg, who then kicks Styles in the gut. Goldberg goes for The Dimension, but Styles throws Goldberg into the ropes. Styles locks on The Styles Clutch! Goldberg yells in pain and tries to scurry to the ropes! Styles locks on the STF and Goldberg is one foot away from the ropes! Goldberg tries to reach, and manages to move an inch.*

King: Tap you bastard, tap!

*Goldberg touches the rope with his finger tip, and then grabs the rope! Styles lets go and stomps on Goldberg, who is still holding on. Styles drags Goldberg up, and Goldberg rolls on to his back, and kicks Styles into the ropes. Goldberg gets up, and hits a Lou Theze Press on Styles! Goldberg lifts up Styles on to his shoulders and taunts the crowd. Goldberg swings him, and hits The Xtreme Edge!! 1...2...3!! The bell rings and Goldberg rolls off of Styles with his arms in the air!*
Winner via Pin Fall: Goldberg!

King: Oh what the hell is this bullshit!

*Goldberg rolls to the ropes, and Kane shows up! Kane jumps the barricade and goes into the ring! Styles gets to his feet, and bumps into Kane! Kane grabs Styles by the throat, lifts him up, and hits a huge chokeslam!!! Kane pins Styles for the X-Title!!! 1...2...3!!! Kane gets up and raises his arms in the air!*
NEW X-Title Champion: Kane!

King: And we have a new X Champion!

*Kane climbs the turnbuckle and receives some pops! The ref hands him the X-Title, and Goldberg rolls into the ring. Kane jumps off the turnbuckle, turns, and Goldberg hits the Demension on Kane!! Goldberg pulls the leg, 1...2...3!!! Goldberg wins the X-Title! Goldberg hits the mat and raises his arms! He grabs the X-Title and jumps on to his feet!*
NEW X-Title Champion: Goldberg!

Ozzy: And we have a new new X Champion!

*Styles from behind rolls up Goldberg, 1...2...3!! Styles wins the title back! Styles grabs the title, and rolls out of the ring. Justin Frenzy runs down the ramp towards the ring! Styles sees him coming, and jumps over the barricade. Styles runs through the crowd, as then Justin Frenzy leaps the barricade after him! Goldberg gets up and Kane rolls out of the ring. Goldberg sighs, but poses on the turnbuckle anyways to signal that he won the match non the less.*
NEW X-Title Champion: Chris Styles

King: Ok, who's next to steal the title?
Ozzy: That's it.
King: That's it?
Ozzy: Yep.
King: BYE!!

*This show is dedicated to everyone who is risking their lives to keep freedom alive. We thank you.
**This show is also dedicated to Bryant Fleacher, who lost his short life last Saturday.