.::XWF Presents: Warfare [3/28/03]::.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
March 28th, 2003

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Tonight's Card:

XWF Xtreme Championship
Kane -VS- Chris Styles (c)

Semi-Finals of the XWF Title Tournament
Cage Elimination Match

(First two over the cage wall or through the door win)
Devo -VS- Goldberg -VS- Justin Frenzy -VS- The Xtreme Warrior
*The winners of the Cage Match fight at the Pay Per View entitled Highway to Hell*

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*Pyro shoots blasts off and the Warfare intro plays as we kick off another week of XWF Warfare!*

King: Hello everyone and welcome back to Warfare! We have one hell of a show lined up for you guys tonight, we will see Chris Styles Defend his title against Kane and we will FINALLY find out who will be meeting in the main event this week at Highway to Hell.

*The lights dim then all of a sudden an explosion goes off and "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven plays as Kane walks down the ramp and enters the ring and walks into the middle of the ring and raises his arms up in the air then brings them back down as an explosion goes off from the turnbuckles*

King: Looks like Styles has got his hands pretty full.
Ozzy: Fuck yeah! If he wants to keep that fuckin' X-title hes gonna have to pull something out of his ass for this win.
King: ...

*Guitar riffs are heard through out the arena before drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack picks up over the PA, Chris Styles steps out through the curtains, with the Xtreme Championship around his waist to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans, causing them to boo even louder. He stands at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then just as the hard part of the song kicks in, finally begins his cocky strut down the ramp, flexing and mocking the fans the whole way. Styles hops up onto apron and then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring flaunting his X-title as his music dies out.*

King: That title really looks good on him
Ozzy: Fuck that title looks good on ANYBODY.

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XWF Xtreme Championship Match
Kane -VS- Chris Styles

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*Both men circle the ring as Kane moves slowly but surely closer to Styles.  Styles seemingly scared of Kane backs off and grabs onto the ropes as if hes about to get out. Finally Kane charges and takes Styles down with a clothesline, he lifts Styles up by his head and whips him to the ropes, Kane attempts a back body drop but Styles rolls over and bounces off the other ropes, this time Kane catches him with a stiff boot to the face putting Styles flat on his back!*

Ozzy: Holy @#%$!
King: That was pretty cool.

*Styles quickly gets to his feet holding his jaw and makes his way to the ropes trying to escape, Kane grabs him by the back of his tights and begins pulling him back to the center of the ring, Styles turns quickly and tries to take Kane over with a snap suplex but instead falls back on the mat as Kane remains standing, seemingly immovable. Kane lifts Styles up off the mat and sets him up on the turnbuckle, he begins chopping away at his chest and then hits him with an uppercut straight to the chin knocking him off the top rope and to the arena floor below. Kane soon makes his way over the top rope and joins Styles outside as the ref pleads with Kane to get back in the ring. Kane lifts Styles up onto his shoulder and charges at the steal post ramming Styles head into the post like a scud missile.*

King: Wow, Styles is showing no offense tonight what so ever.
Ozzy: The mans fuckin bleeding.

*Styles rolls on the ground holding his forehead which is now gushing blood as he was split open on impact. Kane lifts Styles up and slides him into the ring, he then grabs a chair and slides that into the ring too. Kane gets into the ring and Styles is still trying to recover, Kane picks up the chair and hits Styles in the back with it. Styles holds the ropes for leverage as he screams in pain.  Kane drops the chair and holds his hand up in the air stocking Styles for the Choke Slam. Styles soon turns around and Kane grabs him by the throat, just before he can lift him up Styles kicks Kane in the nuts and runs to the ropes, he springboards off and hits the Whip Lash! He then grabs the chair and climbs to the top rope.*

King: I wonder what hes trying here.
Ozzy: Hopefully a fuckin' match ender.

*Styles awaits Kane's recovery and then tosses the chair at him, he then takes flight and missile dropkicks the chair right into Kane's face! With Kane down Styles takes advantage and rolls out of the ring in search for new weapons....Styles finally reaches under the ring and pulls out a garbage can and tosses it over the top rope, he slides in and begins beating on Kane with the chair, weakening him some more. Styles then puts the garbage can on top of Kane and climbs to the top rope, he signals to the crowd and then takes flight crashing down on top of Kane and the garbage can with the Spiraling Insanity!*

King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: Un fuckin believable!

*Styles rolls on the ground in pain and then slowly makes the cover1... 2... KANE KICKS OUT!*

King: How in the hell did that happen?!
Ozzy: Is he allowed to do that?

*Styles gets to his feet in disbelief and begins pummeling Kane with kicks to the head, Kane slowly gets to his feet and fights Styles off, Styles runs to the ropes and springboards off but Kane catches him by the throat and hits the Chokeslam From Hell! Kane drops to his knees and hooks the leg, 1...2..the ref is pulled out of the ring!*

King: Who in the hell is this?!

*The ref begins yelling at a man with long black hair who has just cost Kane his victory. Kane leans on the top rope yelling at the ref to get back in the ring as Styles gets back to his feet...Styles grabs the chair and puts it in between Kane's legs and thrusting it up delivering a steal low blow! Kane doubles over in pain and out of breath allowing Styles to hit the X-Plex! The ref finally gets back into the ring and makes the count, 1... 2.... 3!*

King: Hes done it!
Ozzy: Bloody hell the man still has the fuckin gold.

*Keep Away hits the PA as Styles rolls out under the bottom rope clutching his title tightly and his helped to the back by the stranger who cost Kane the match.*

Winner and still XWF Xtreme Champion: Chris Styles

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King: Well its time to find out who's going to Highway to Hell.
Ozzy: Bloody hell that's Sunday!
King: Yeah...where've you been?
Ozzy: That's a good fuckin question

*"Halo" by Soil hits and Devo makes his way out to the ring, he taunts on the apron and then gets into the ring as the fans cheer him on.*

*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the X-Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continuously taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes*

*"Testify" by Rage Against the Machine hits as Justin Frenzy makes his way out, looking pumped for his match. He vigorously shakes his head, letting his long hair fall in front of his face. He walks down to the ring, and slides under the bottom rope. He 'tests' the ropes by trying to break them, but backs away, getting ready for his match.*

*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle's, and pumps up the crowd, ready for the match ahead.*

King: Well it looks like we have everyone here

*"California Love" by 2pac hits the PA and "X-W-F" appears up on the X-Tron in tune with the song. The arena begins flashing blue and black and pyro shoots up from both sides of the entry way and showers back down in a blue and silver form. Big Bill makes his way out onto the stage holding his beloved, retired EWA World Heavyweight Championship high up in the air to a chorus of boo's, taking it all in seemingly getting off on it. He puts the belt over his shoulder and begins is cocky strut down the ramp smiling and waving at all the fans like they love him even though they can't stand him. He makes his way around the ring and to his position at the commentators table, he lays the belt on the table and then takes a seat as his music dies out.*

Big Bill: Now did you actually think that I wouldn't be here to see what my product has produced. Besides, Goldy is in there, and I'm here to cheer him on just like friends should
King: Or are you just looking to help him like with Styles?
Big Bill: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that King.

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Cage Elimination Match Semi-Final of the XWF Championship Tournament
(First two over the cage wall or through the door win)
Devo -VS- Goldberg -VS- Justin Frenzy -VS- The Xtreme Warrior

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*The four men stand in their corners watching each others every move waiting for the right time to make their own. Devo finally takes advantage of the chance and charges at Justin taking him down with a thunderous clothesline. At this point Warrior and Goldberg begin trading blows with Goldberg gaining the early advantage. Devo whips Justin to the ropes but he runs up the ropes and bounces off with a springboard moonsault to the big man! Justin quickly jumps to his feet and climbs the ropes and remains perched on the top, Devo gets up and Justin leaps off looking for the 360 Hurricarana, but Devo catches him and slams him down hard with a vicious sit-out powerbomb!*

King: Holy @#%$!
Big Bill: Now if I had to pick a winner, this would be him. Devo has everything it takes to be a champ, hes big, hes bad, and hes Xtreme!

*Justin rolls around the mat holding the back of his head while Devo rests in the corner. Goldberg whips Warrior to the ropes and swings at him but he ducks under, Warrior runs back but Goldberg takes him over with a hard powerslam. Devo takes this chance and kicks Goldberg in the gut, he hooks him and slams him down hard with a snap suplex, he gets to his feet and drops the leg across Goldbergs neck. Devo gets to his feet and begins strutting around the ring as he is the only man standing- just then he turns around right into a point blank missile dropkick to the chops by Justin!*

Big Bill: This man is money!
King: It was just a dropkick
Big Bill: Shut up King, you talk too much.

*Justin looks around the ring looking at all the downed men, just then Devo begins climbing to his feet, Justin looks at him, and then hits him with the Dirty Fighting! Devo falls to his knees in pain and then finally topples over holding his groin, Justin takes this advantage and quickly scurries up the side of the cage, he gets to the top and looks down at his opponents and then finally crawls down the other side and secures his spot in the main event.*

Big Bill: Weve got one!

#1 Main Event Entrant: Justin Frenzy

*Goldberg gets to his feet and stares out at Justin in anger as he mocks him from the outside. Just then Warrior attacks him from behind and begins rubbing his face on the side of the cage, he then locks on a reverse face lock and drops him down with a reverse ddt! Warrior begins his decent up the cage but Devo cuts it short by powerbombing him from the side of the cage. Devo lifts up Goldberg and delivers a vicious piledriver, he then turns his attention to Warrior and lifts him up on his shoulders, he runs against the ropes and then drops down with a Samoan drop on the way back.*

Big Bill: Ok Devo....now CLIMB!

*Devo climbs to the top rope and looks at the top of the cage as if he is about to climb out, but instead flies off the top rope dropping the elbow onto Warrior! He then lifts up Goldberg and delivers the SmackBottom!*

King: Devo has this thing won

*Devo finally begins to climb the cage, he slowly makes his way to the top and then rolls onto the top bar, he stands up using the cable and looks around the arena*

Big Bill: CLIMB DOWN!

Devo looks around and then looks at Big Bill who is yelling at him, he finally bends over to grab the wall but then hops around and leaps off with a moonsault! Goldberg moves out of the way and Devo spikes himself into the canvas! Devo holds his midsection in extreme pain as Goldberg uses the ropes to get up, he stands in the corner looking at Devo.  Devo finally gets to his feet and Goldberg charges at him and takes him down with the Spear! Goldberg is quick to his feet, bringing Devo with him, he lifts him up onto his shoulders and signals to the crowd, he then spins around and drives him into the mat with the Extreme Edge! The crowd goes wild as Devo's head collides with the canvas making a loud thud.

Big Bill: Come on Goldy, we've got this won!
King: Dont you mean hes got this won
Big Bill: Uh yeah, that too.

*Goldberg begins to climb the cage- just then Warrior begins to climb the other side.  Goldberg reaches the top as does Warrior, they both put a leg over, then the other, and begin their decent, just as Goldberg is about to drop off a man runs out through the crowd and gets him on his shoulders!*

King: What the hell...he cant hit the floor!
Big Bill: Security!
Ozzy: Bloody'ell!

*Just then Xtreme Warrior drops off the other side and reaches the floor!*

King: We have a main event!
Big Bill: Damnit!

#2 Main Event Entrant: Xtreme Warrior

King: How did that happen?!
Big Bill: Who in the @#%$ is that?!

*The man runs Goldberg face first into the ring post and drops him off his shoulders, he then grabs a chair and nails Goldberg in the head with it! He then removes his beanie to reveal his identity.*

King: Its Chris Styles!
Big Bill: Damnit Chris!

*"Keep Away" hits the PA as Styles drops the chair and yells something to the bloody Goldberg and then makes his way up the ramp as Justin Frenzy and Xtreme Warrior stare each other down through the cage as the show fades out.*