Post by Steve Awesome on May 29, 2023 22:59:41 GMT -5
We open up backstage at another concert hall. This time Steve Awesome is dressed in leather and spandex.
Not quite unlike what he’s usually dressed in from week to week.
Steve steps up to the mirror and checks his perfect hair.
“Instead of being inside the mosh pit, I decided to take it off step further. I need to figure out what it’s like to CONTROL the mosh pit. I need to know what it’s like to start it. I need to know what fuels it.”
Steve drapes an electric guitar over his shoulder and gives it a strum. The vibrating chords gave him power.
“And that is pure thrash metal!”
He performed a quick solo. Didn’t know he was good at guitar? He’s great at a lot of things. Even beating up sorry Japanese girls.
Steve and his band walk out onstage to a huge crowd! You can see Tuna Meltzer in the background. He’s wrapped up in bandages and in a wheelchair but he gives the thumbs up! Steve grabs the microphone!
“OKAY THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED….”RIN KUBO GETS THRASHED!”
Steve yells into the mic!
“FUCK RIN KUBO AND HER STUPID FACE!!!”
The band starts breaking into a thunderous riff as the scene fades.
~
STEVE AWESOME
HARDKORE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
“Rin….”
Steve glances at the clock.
“Do you feel the music?”
“Do you feel it building up? The procussion? The bass line? The mighty roar of the lead singer? That epic guitar riff?”
Steve bangs his head to a rhythm only he can hear. His nose scrunches up. Sick riff.
“I can hear it. It’s this amazing thrash riff. Its amazing. And I feel like it’s giving me this incredible power. And in Japan, “Someday”, you are going to feel it first hand!”
Steve nods.
“The pounding of the drums. The thunder of the bass. The animal rage of the lyrics and the piercing scream of the guitar.”
He rubs his hands together.
“And I’m going to play every instrument. Every note. Until it consumes you too and you can’t help but to move. Too mosh! You are going to feel the ferociousness until you can’t help but throw yourself into everything around you. Every person. Until you break your own body!”
That’s the power of the mosh pit madness Rin. And in a few short days we’re going to throw down. And I’m going to take the power and show you exactly why I am the new face of HardKore! I am the HardKore Champion of the World and in my reign of terror I’m going to DESTROY all who stand before me!”
“And if you don’t like that….well go ahead and suck it because I don’t care. I’m the HardKore Champion of the World and after I trample you in Japan, Rin….you’ll just be the next person to find out why!”
Crotch chop.
Fade.
Not quite unlike what he’s usually dressed in from week to week.
Steve steps up to the mirror and checks his perfect hair.
“Instead of being inside the mosh pit, I decided to take it off step further. I need to figure out what it’s like to CONTROL the mosh pit. I need to know what it’s like to start it. I need to know what fuels it.”
Steve drapes an electric guitar over his shoulder and gives it a strum. The vibrating chords gave him power.
“And that is pure thrash metal!”
He performed a quick solo. Didn’t know he was good at guitar? He’s great at a lot of things. Even beating up sorry Japanese girls.
Steve and his band walk out onstage to a huge crowd! You can see Tuna Meltzer in the background. He’s wrapped up in bandages and in a wheelchair but he gives the thumbs up! Steve grabs the microphone!
“OKAY THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED….”RIN KUBO GETS THRASHED!”
Steve yells into the mic!
“FUCK RIN KUBO AND HER STUPID FACE!!!”
The band starts breaking into a thunderous riff as the scene fades.
~
STEVE AWESOME
HARDKORE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
“Rin….”
Steve glances at the clock.
“Do you feel the music?”
“Do you feel it building up? The procussion? The bass line? The mighty roar of the lead singer? That epic guitar riff?”
Steve bangs his head to a rhythm only he can hear. His nose scrunches up. Sick riff.
“I can hear it. It’s this amazing thrash riff. Its amazing. And I feel like it’s giving me this incredible power. And in Japan, “Someday”, you are going to feel it first hand!”
Steve nods.
“The pounding of the drums. The thunder of the bass. The animal rage of the lyrics and the piercing scream of the guitar.”
He rubs his hands together.
“And I’m going to play every instrument. Every note. Until it consumes you too and you can’t help but to move. Too mosh! You are going to feel the ferociousness until you can’t help but throw yourself into everything around you. Every person. Until you break your own body!”
That’s the power of the mosh pit madness Rin. And in a few short days we’re going to throw down. And I’m going to take the power and show you exactly why I am the new face of HardKore! I am the HardKore Champion of the World and in my reign of terror I’m going to DESTROY all who stand before me!”
“And if you don’t like that….well go ahead and suck it because I don’t care. I’m the HardKore Champion of the World and after I trample you in Japan, Rin….you’ll just be the next person to find out why!”
Crotch chop.
Fade.