Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:06:38 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
April 18th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
XWF Xtreme Title Match
Wraith vs Kris Quake
Rat Bastard vs Chris Styles
Goldberg vs "The Attitude" Eric Owens.
XWF California Title Match
Greyman vs Leinad
XWF #1 Contendership Match for the XWF Ultimate Title
Winner faces the XWF Ultimate Champ at XWF Destruction
Devo vs The Xtreme Warrior
Wraith vs Kris Quake
Rat Bastard vs Chris Styles
Goldberg vs "The Attitude" Eric Owens.
XWF California Title Match
Greyman vs Leinad
XWF #1 Contendership Match for the XWF Ultimate Title
Winner faces the XWF Ultimate Champ at XWF Destruction
Devo vs The Xtreme Warrior
*We open up in the back hallways, where the back of the head of some dude is shown. He stands there, and then turns around to the camera. Its the guy that attacked Goldberg at Highway to Hell. He stands there looking into the camera, and smiles.*
*TNT by AC/DC begins to play. The new Warfare entrance plays. Shots of the new Ultimate Champion are shown. The video then ends, and fades to the XWF logo. There, the pyros shoot up from the Xtreme Tron. The lights turn on, and the fans are on their feet. Various shots of some lucky fans are shown, and the commentators are waiting at the table.
King: Welcome, LIVE! To XWF Warfare! Here in beautiful California.
Ozzy: Fuck, I need to go see my family. Excuse me.
King: Where the Hell are you going?
Ozzy: Family calls Jerry, I'll be back soon.
King: Well then let's go to our first match of the night.
*The lights fade out, and a dark figure is at the top of the arena, as the lights are still out, smoke rises up, and the lights come up. The smoke fades away, and the figure is now at the railing, and now the crowd sees him, Wraith. He then gets into the ring, and awaits his opponent*
King: I wish Ozzy is here, but then again that weird smell is gone.
*The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake walks out. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his chest bare chest as he walks down to the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then springs over the top rope into the ring and spins around to the middle of the ring with his arms once again spread.*
XWF Xtreme Title Match
Wraith vs Kris Quake
Wraith vs Kris Quake
*The bell rings, and Wraith starts off with a strong spear. Wraith begins a beat down on Kris Quake. Kris throws him off and then gets up. He dusts himself off, and Wraith comes charging again. Kris throws Wraith over the top rope, sending him to the floor. Wraith gets up, and Kris goes for a body splash. Wraith counters it into a tilt-a-whirl slam. Wraith then throws Kris back into the ring, and slides in after him. Wraith lifts up Kris and hits him with a DDT. He then rolls back out of the ring, and goes looking under for something. He pulls out a chair, and Kris Quake baseball slides right into Wraith, sending Wraith back into the barricade. Kris Quake grabs the chair, and swings at Wraith, but Wraith ducks and Kris hits an unlucky fan! Kris Turns around, and Wraith kicks Kris in the gut, and goes for an early PainKiller. Kris Quake counters and hits a reverse DDT.*
King: Too ear- Hey! The smell is back!
Ozzy: Hey you motherfucker.
*Kris Quake goes for a pin on the outside, 1...2..kickout. Kris Quake starts choking Wraith. Wraith begins to kick himself out of it, but cannot manage to throw him off. Wraith spins Kris over himself, and locks Kris Quake in an armbar! Kris grabs the chair to the left of him, and hits Wraith over the head with one hand. He hits him again, and again. Wraith finally lets go, and Kris Quake immediatly tends to his right arm. Wraith gets up, and hits an elbow drop on Quakes right arm, and another time. Wraith picks up Quake, and rolls him back into the ring. Wraith then pulls out a table, and slides that into the ring too. He rolls in, and Kris Quake stomps down on Wraith.*
Ozzy: Looks like Kris is coming back.
King: Yep.
*Quake hits an elbow drop on Wraiths back, but Kris' arm is back into pain. Wraith takes the advantage, gets up, and leg drops Kris' arm. He then goes and sets up the table, and Quake is back up and charges Wraith with several punches. He throws him into the turnbuckle, and rams him again. Quake sets Wraith onto the ring post, and sets up for a neckbreaker, or other words a modified Quake. Wraith stops Quake from doing anything, and punches him in the gut, they then trade places, and Wraith throws Quake off with a super-plex through the table! Quake is now out cold, and Wraith crawls over his motionless body. The pin, 1...2...3!! Wraith gets his arms in the air in victory, and is awarded the XWF X-Title.*
New XWF Xtreme Champion: Wraith
King: And we got a new champion!
Ozzy: Damn straight!
*The words Pain Is Forever flash across the Xtreme Tron as blood red strobe lights flash around the stage. Suddenly Sevendust's "Crusify" hits the P.A. system as the Xtreme Tron plays graphic images of blood and gore while Rat Bastard emerges from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos from the fans. Rat slowly makes his way down to the ring trash talking to the fans all the way.*
Ozzy: I love this guy
King: Meh...
*"Crack Addict" hits, and out comes Goldberg, with some news.*
Goldberg: Rat Bastard, I have some terrible news. Chris Styles could not be with us here today, so now you will have to face my nephew, Brandon. Good luck.
*Goldberg leaves out again, and Rat looks furious. The opening drums to "We Want Fun" begins to play. They echo throughout the stands and hallways. The lights dim down, and a spot light flashes over the entrance of the Xtreme Tron. Out comes 4 guys going their separate ways spreading across the Xtreme Tron stage. They put down some firecrackers, and light them off. They pop like crazy, and out comes Brandon Taylor in a giant shopping cart, holding a sparkler in his hand. He rolls down the ramp, and rams straight into the ring. He cart shoots him forward over the top rope and onto the mat. He dusts himself off, and takes off his helmet. He then looks out to the crowd, and waves at them. He walks over to the turnbuckle, and rests his helmet down on it. He then unzips his jump suit, and appears just to be a normal guy in normal clothes looking like Bam Margera.*
Ozzy: Who the Hell is Brandon Taylor?
King: Goldberg's nephew.
Singles Match
Rat Bastard VS Brandon Taylor
Rat Bastard VS Brandon Taylor
*Rat Bastard runs and clotheslines Brandon right down. He then furiously stomps down on him, with immense force. Brandon holds his gut, and Rat pulls him up by the hair. Rat lifts Brandon up for a power slam. Brandon slides out of it, and goes for one himself. Rat flips Brandon over, and locks in a leg lock. Brandon quickly grabs the ropes, and Rat pulls him off. Brandon grabs the ropes again, and ref pulls Rat off Brandon. Rat Bastard starts arguing with the ref. Rat kicks the ref in the gut, and Brandon Taylor leap frogs the ref, and takes down Rat with a Tornado DDT. Rat Bastard lies on his back, and Brandon goes for an early pin, 1...2.kickout made by Rat.*
Ozzy: Too early?
King: Too early.
*Brandon lifts up Rat, and Rat punches down Brandon. Rat pulls up Brandon, and lifts up Brandon on his shoulders for the Bastard Bomb. Brandon counters with a hurricarana. Rat and Brandon get back up, and Rat takes down Brandon with a stiff clothesline. Rat locks on the Rat Trap! Brandon yells in pain, and tries to pull Rats hands off of his face. Brandon reaches for the ropes, and is almost there. Rat Bastard lets go, and pulls Brandon further away. He locks on the Rat Trap again! Brandon, now further away, begins to scramble. He tries his hardest, but then finally taps out. Rat Bastard keeps the hold on Brandon, as the ref tries to pull him off. Rat finally lets go, and raises his arms in victory. The crowd boos him, but then begins to cheer. Rat grins and nods his head. He then turns around, and BAM, he gets smacked down to the floor by Goldberg and his steel chair! Goldberg stands in front of Rats fallen body and raises his arms in victory. Goldberg kicks Rat out of the ring, and throws the chair out too.*
Winner by Submission: Rat Bastard
*Goldberg motions for his opponent to come out. Solder By Eminem blast over the P.A. system as the Tron flashes the words "Ego is the greatest gift of all". Suddenly "The Attitude" Eric Owens appears on the entrance ramp flexing his huge biceps while the fans boo. Eric begins to walk down to the ring smiling at the ladies as he goes.
Singles Match
Goldberg vs The Attitude Eric Owens
Goldberg vs The Attitude Eric Owens
Ozzy: I cant believe what has just happened.
King: I know! I cant believe Rat won, either!
Ozzy: What? I was talking about Goldberg hitting Rat with the steel chair!
*Eric slides in, and Goldberg meets up with him with some punches. Goldberg whips Eric off the ropes, and Goldberg hits a back body drop. Eric crashes down on his back in pain. Goldberg motions Eric to get up, and Eric does. They lock up, and Goldberg pushes Eric into the ring post. Goldberg lifts Eric onto top, and Eric kicks Goldberg right in the face! Eric then hits a float-over neckbreaker. Eric rests on the ropes, and waits for Goldberg to get up. Goldberg finally does, and Eric charges. Eric goes for the Ego Eliminator, and Goldberg counters with a powerslam! Goldberg taunts the crowd, and Rat Bastard whacks Goldberg down with the same chair from earlier! Goldberg hits the mat, and Rat stumbles around and lifts the chair. The ref calls DQ, and the bell rings.*
Winner by DQ: Goldberg!
Ozzy: Woo! Hes back!
Jerry: Not the 50% Owner!
*Rat hits Goldberg again, and again with the chair. He lifts up Eric and they celebrate in the ring. Rat hits Goldberg again, and gives the chair to Eric. Eric also hits Goldberg, and Brandon Taylor comes running down the ramp! He slides into the ring, and takes out Eric. Rat Bastard then spears down Brandon Taylor, and throws him out of the ring. Rat taunts the crowd once again, and looks down at Goldberg. Goldberg tries to get up, and Rat locks on the Rat Trap! Goldberg yells in pain! He tries to get himself free, and then starts tapping out. Several refs come down to separate the two. Rat finally lets go, and most of the refs try to remove Rat from the ring. The others tend to Goldberg who is now out cold. Rat Bastard climbs the turnbuckle, and taunts the crowd. They boo him, and he flips them off. Rat Bastard then jumps off the turnbuckle, the refs scramble away from Goldberg, and Rat hits the Drop of 1000 Bastards! Goldberg rolls around in pain, and Rat just yells at him. Rat Bastard leaves the ring, with Eric Owens. As Brandon Taylor checks up on Goldberg.*
*The lights go down as darkness descends on the arena, "Reminded" by Drowning Pool reverberates around the arena, white fountains of sparks rush towards the center of the stage from either side. As Greyman appears and stands as a silhouette among the sparks before he bursts through and runs down to the ring, where he slides under the bottom rope and the proceeds to climb up the turnbuckle and pump up the crowd, then Greyman does a spin as he jumps down to face the ramp.*
King: This match is going to be... well... interesting.
Ozzy: Fuckin elfs rule!
*The arena turns bright white; and the complex, intense drum rhythms of Tool's "Ticks and Leeches" echoes through the building as grey smoke fills the entrance ramp. Greenish grey, shadowy figures on the X-tron shine through the rising smoke. Through the smoke walks the tall, light, and handsome Leind. The high elf is followed by Gorf "the dwarf" (who is staring at the tight, elven ass in front of him); and Sermd (who is in an electric wheelchair, strolling down the ramp). The three men stop at the bottom of the ramp. Leind's managers wish him luck, and then the high elf sprints into the ring. *
XWF California Championship Match
Leinad, the High Elf (c) -VS- Greyman
Leinad, the High Elf (c) -VS- Greyman
*The two men circle around each other in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. Suddenly, they charge at each other and lock up. Greyman gets Leind in a headlock, but Leind slips his head out, and rolls Greyman up with a schoolboy. 1,2...kickout. The two men quickly get to their feet. They trade punches and Greyman gets the upper hand. He backs the elf up with punches and chops, but as they come near the ropes, Leind quickly hits a drop toe hold, sending Greyman throat first into the second rope. Leind catapults himself over the top rope, right into a legdrop across the back of Greyman's head. Greyman rolls in pain to the middle of the ring. Leind hops up to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Leind goes for a huge elbow drop, but Greyman moves out of the way, causing Leind to crash down to an empty mat. They lie motionless for a few seconds, and then Greyman slowly flops his arm on top of the 'elf'. the referee begins to count: 1,2,kickout! Greyman gets up and gets ready to hit a spear as Leind slowly rises to his feet. Greyman sprints at the 'elf' and his face is met with a curled, elven boot. Greyman holds his face in pain. Leind jumps up and hits Greyman in the face with the Parabola. The elf hooks the leg after hitting the big spinning dropkick. 1,2...3 kickout! Leind grabs Greyman by the head and they rise to their feet. Leind whips Greyman into the ropes and goes for the cookie cutter, but Greyman flips through the hiptoss and he lands on his feet. Greyman wastes no time as he attempts his finisher, the wheel of time, but Leind escapes. Greyman tries to follow up with a clothesline, but it is ducked under. Leind kicks Greyman in the gut, and he hits the toymaker. Greyman pops up to his feet and the dazed man bounces off the ropes back at Leind. Leind then grabs Greyman, and he tries to hit Greyman with his own version of the Wheel Of Time, but Greyman hits a low blow and then he rolls up the 'elf'.
Ozzy: we might have a new champion!
1.....2.......kickout. Greyman waits for the 'elf' to get up, and when he does, Greyman hits a doublearm DDT. He stands up and looks down at his victim. He then attempts a cocky pin. 1...2...and Leind kicks out again! Greyman picks up Leind by the head, but Leind thumbs Greyman in the eyes. Leind quickly hits the Wheel of Time on Greyman. The 'elf' rises to his feet and then Leind watches as Greyman seemingly rises from the dead. While Greyman is stumbling to his feet, Leind runs by him, does a springboard backlip off the ropes, and hits the huge DDT
King: The Undertow! That move is amazing!
Leind hooks the leg and the referee slides over to the two men and he begins to count. 1.......2.......3! Leind, the high 'elf' retains his California Title and remains undefeated!
Winner and Still XWF California Champion: Leinad, the high elf
*Devo walks out of the curtain with the crowd booing him he walks down to the ramp and walks up the stairs walks down the Ropes and goes to the Top rope and Raises his Arm and the Crowd takes pictures he climbs down and goes through the second rope walks across the ring and and climbs the turn buckle and Raises his arm he is then Met with a Mixed Reaction*
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle's, and taunts the cheering crowd, ready for the match ahead.*
#1 Contendership Match for the XWF Ultimate Title
Winner faces XWF Ultimate Champ at XWF Destruction
Devo vs The Xtreme Warrior
Winner faces XWF Ultimate Champ at XWF Destruction
Devo vs The Xtreme Warrior
*Both men face off in the ring, and finally take charge at one another with Devo getting the early advantage with a swinging neck breaker. Devo quickly gets X Warrior up to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he lifts him up and flings him over with a back body drop, landing him on the back of his neck/shoulders. X Warrior does a nice kick up and gets right back in Devos face Devo shoves him away and takes a swing, but X Warrior ducks under and shoves him into the corner, he takes charge but Devo moves out of the way, grabs X Warrior from behind and rolls him up, only for a 2 count.*
King: Well this is a very interesting match
Ozzy: Whats it for again?
King: To see who faces Apollyon at the PPV Damn!
Ozzy: Ohhh well fuck this sucks.
*X Warrior gets to his feet and kicks Devo in the gut, he whips him to the corner but Devo counters, sending Warrior into the ropes, Warrior bounces back off and Devo lifts him up for another back body drop, but this time X Warrior holds on, he then flies back and plants Devo with a huge DDT! He quickly makes the cover, but Devo kicks out at 2. X Warrior gets to his feet, thinking he had it won but Devo is quick to take advantage and hit the low blow, Warrior goes down to the mat and Devo gets to his feet he climbs to the top rope, signals, and then flies off with a beautiful flying elbow drop!*
King: Well that was original
Ozzy: A fuckin elbow drop we have the name Xtreme and he does a fuckin elbow drop
King: *laughs*
*X Warrior rolls on the ground, holding his sternum in pain as Devo gets to his feet he climbs to the top once more but this time takes flight, landing a picture perfect leg drop! This time he makes the cover but Warrior kicks out again.
King: This kid just wont die*
Ozzy: Shank the bitch!
*Devo looks at the ref in disbelief, and then hooks the leg again 1 2 Warrior kicks out. Devo yells at the ref, pounds on Warrior, and then hooks the leg again 1... 2... Warrior gets the shoulder up again! Devo lifts Warrior up, but he nails him with a low blow, Warrior quickly runs to the top rope and flies off connecting with the Sinner! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... Devo kicks out!*
King: That was close
Ozzy: Fuck yeah it was!
*X Warrior gets to his feet and quickly climbs to the top again he stays perched on the top waiting for Devo to recover just as he does Warrior flies off and takes him over with a flying hurricanrana. Devo rolls over to the ropes and begins to get to his feet using them for leverage but Warrior stays right on top of him he runs to the ropes in front of Devo bounces off and drives him into the mat with a tornado version of the Sinner! He makes the cover, 1... 2... Devo gets the shoulder up some how again!*
King: Damn Devo is nuts.
*X Warrior looks at the ref in disbelief as he has now tried everything he then looks up to the top turnbuckle and gets an idea in his head he lifts up Devo and tries for a DDT but Devo slides out, gets a nice little arm wringer and pulls him in for a Smack Bottom but X Warrior elbows him in the head Devo stumbles back and then right into the Imagination by X Warrior! Devo is out as Warrior drags him to the corner he signals to the crowd and ascends to the top rope he looks out at the crowd and then flies off looking for the Swanton W! But Devo gets the knees up and Warrior gets a knee in the back of his neck he rolls around on the mat holding the back of his head in pain as Devo collects his thoughts, he quickly gets to his feet lifts up Warrior and hits a sloppy Stunner, he hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3.*
King: Holy Sh*t... Devo is going to Destruction!
Ozzy: F*ck!
Winner via Pin Fall and new #1 Contender: Devo
*Devo celebrates in the ring as his music plays and the fans cheer him on he stands on the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd and makes a motion of the title around his waist, he then hops off the turnbuckle and begins to make his way up the ramp still celebrating, just then we cut to the back...*
*Crazy Dan is seen walking through the halls of the XWF Warfare... he comes across an open door that says 'Rob Van Dam' on the name plate, he looks in and see's RVD stretching. Dan then turns to walk away but then begins twitching a little... he then stops and begins to look at his hands... he gets kind of a squinty look on his face, looks down beside him and grabs a steal chair... he folds it up and then charges into RVD's dressing room. Dan begins wailing on RVD with chairshots, one after another after another... just when he thinks RVD has had enough... he lifts him up to his feet, unfolds the chair, and then hits the Schitzo onto the cold hard steal! RVD falls down onto the ground motionless, battered, and bloody. Dan looks down at RVD... begins to laugh, and then leaves the dressing room as he lays there motionless and the show fades out*
