Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:12:31 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
April 23rd, 2003
Tonight's Card:
Non-title Match
Crazy Dan vs Apollyon
Crazy Dan vs Apollyon
Table Match
Kane vs Devo
Kane vs Devo
XWF California Championship Street Fight
Leinad, The High Elf (c) vs The Rock
Leinad, The High Elf (c) vs The Rock
XWF Xtreme Championship Match
Chris Styles vs Wraith (c)
Chris Styles vs Wraith (c)
*The opening pyros shoot off, and we begin XWF Warfare, LIVE! We go immediately to our first match. Crazy Dan comes down to the ring with his music.*
King: ...Woo.
Ozzy: Who?
*"Bring Me To Life" hits as Dominique walks out, she poses at the top of the stage, and then Hollywood (Rocks New Theme) hits and Apollyon comes walking out wearing his XHR Title, Apollyon then kisses Dominique before they walk down to the ring and climb through the ropes. The lovely and ever beautiful Dominique then takes the title off from around Apollyon's waists and she holds it up high in the air, while Apollyon does his Version 1.0 taunt on the nearest turnbuckle*
Non-Title Singles Match
Apollyon vs Crazy Dan
Apollyon vs Crazy Dan
*Apollyon and Crazy Dan immediately lock up after the bell ring, and they begin duking it out. Apollyon takes down Crazy Dan with a clothesline. He lifts him up, and hits a neckbreaker. Apollyon taunts the crowd. SMACK! Lt. Dan takes down Apollyon with a cheap chair shot. Lt Dan continues his assault, and Crazy Dan joins in. Crazy Dan is disqualified. Crazy Dan and Lt Dan begin to argue with the ref.*
Winner by DQ: Apollyon
*Crazy Dan and Lt. Dan continue their assault. A bunch of officials come down to the ring, and they start pushing Lt. Dan and Crazy Dan away from Apollyon. They haul Dan and Dan to the back, and a couple help Apollyon back up the ramp, from this set up.*
King: What the Hell was that all about?
Ozzy: I bet you Devo had something to do with this. And hes up next!
*Devo Walks out of the Curtain with the Crowd Booing him he walks down to the ramp and walks up the stairs walks down the Ropes and goes to the Top rope and Raises his Arm and the Crowd takes pictures he climbs down and goes through the second rope walks across the ring and and climbs the turn buckle and Raises his arm he is then Met with a Mixed Reaction*
King: Who's this guy again?
Ozzy: Number One Contender.
King: Cool. But hes still an @#%$.
Ozzy: I thought you didn't know who he was.
King: Blow me.
*The lights dim then all of a sudden an explosion goes off as Kane walks down the ramp and enters the ring and walks into the middle of the ring and raises his arms up in the air then brings them back down as an explosion goes off from the turnbuckles*
King: Kane!
Ozzy: Woo Fucking Hoo!
Table Match
Devo vs Kane
Devo vs Kane
*Devo charges Kane, and Kane takes down Devo with a stiff clothesline. Kane lifts up Devo, and hits a solid powerslam. Kane goes for a legdrop, and Devo rolls away. Devo dropkicks Kane right into the ropes. Kane comes back, and clotheslines him down again. Kane picks up Devo, and puts him on his shoulder. Pumphandle Slam onto the mat, and Devo lays there, regaining his breath. Kane exits the ring, and looks for a table. He grabs one by the barricade, and sets it up on the outside. Devo launches himself over the top rope, and tries to body splash Kane. Kane catches Devo in mid air, and prepares to send Devo through the table.*
Ozzy: Do it, you big fucking red machine!
*Kane slams Devo onto the table, but it doesn't break. Kane gets furious, and picks up Devo again. Devo slips himself free, and punches Kane back into the ring apron. Devo hits some chops onto Kane, and then goes for a suplex. Kane counters, and suplexes Devo into the ropes above. Devo hangs on for his life on the ropes. Kane lets go, and turns around. Devo drops back onto Kane, and takes him down. Devo throws Kane onto the table, and climbs up a turnbuckle. Devo taunts the crowd, recieves some boos, and jumps off looking for a body splash. Kane slides off the table, and catches Devo with one arm. Kane prepares Devo for a chokeslam.*
Ozzy: Watch, hell just fuck up again like last time..
*Kane lifts up Devo over the table. Devo kicks Kane in the balls, and hits a Rock Bottom onto the Concrete. Kane rolls around on his back in pain, as Devo waits for Kane. Devo pulls the table over, and gets on the other side of Kane. Kane finally gets up, and turns around. Devo locks on to Kane, taunts, and hits another Smack Bottom, and now through the table! The bell rings, and Devo is now victorious against Kane. Devo slides into the ring, and climbs a turnbuckle. The crowd boos him furiously, and Devo just inappropriately gestures stuff to them.*
Winner: Devo
*The arena turns bright white; and the complex, intense drum rhythms of Tool's "Ticks and Leeches" echoes through the building as grey smoke fills the entrance ramp. Greenish grey, shadowy figures on the X-tron shine through the rising smoke. Through the smoke walks the tall, light, and handsome Leind. The high elf is followed by Gorf "the dwarf" (who is staring at the tight, elven ass in front of him); and Sermd (who is in an electric wheelchair, strolling down the ramp). The three men stop at the bottom of the ramp. Leind's managers wish him luck, and then the high elf sprints into the ring.*
King: I'm really feelin the Rock in this match Ozzy.
Ozzy: The fuckin elf is gonna win he wins everything.
*"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin!" Hits the Sound System and The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud Cheering reaction. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.*
King: Hes cool I wish I could be like him.
Ozzy: You want to make movies? You know I have my own tv series.
XWF California Championship Street Fight
Leinad, The High Elf (c) vs The Rock
Leinad, The High Elf (c) vs The Rock
*The Rock takes the first shot as he lays into Leinad with rights and lefts looking for the knock out shot. Leinad backs up against the ropes and Rock whips him to the opposite side but Leinad jumps over Rock, bounces off the ropes and takes him down hard with a clothesline from out of nowhere. Leinad runs to the ropes, bounces off and connects with a springboard moonsault and makes the cover but Rock kicks out at 2.*
King: Leinad wants to end this one early
Ozzy: Fuck yeah I would too.
*Leinad gets to his feet and begins working on the knee of the Rock, he drops his knee onto the Rocks calf and then pulls his leg over his knee trying to make him submit but the Rock just wont give up. Rock gets his foot onto Leinad's sternum uses his strength and shoves him away into the ropes Rock then kicks up and begins to lay the smack down on the California champ. He raises his left hand spits in it and then smacks Leinad's ass right over the top rope to the arena floor below!*
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: He laid the fuckin smack down!
*Rock bounces around the ring taunting Leinad to get back in the ring as the elf slowly but surely regains his composure and makes his way back to the ring Leinad slides into the ring as Rock begins to lay the boots to the back of his head Rock gets him to his feet and whips him to the ropes he grabs Leinad and slams him down hard with a powerslam! Rocky quickly gets Leinad back up and spikes him into the mat with a devastating DDT! He gets to his feet and stands at the champs head he looks out at the crowd as he slowly begins to slide his right elbow pad off he tosses it out, runs to the left, bounces off the ropes, jumps over Leinad and bounces off the other ropes returns to the middle and drops the elbow, but Leinad gets out of the way!*
King: Damnit!
Ozzy: Fuck yeah!
*Rock is slow back to his feet as Leinad stalks his prey just as Rock turns around Leinad nails him right in the chops with a point blank superkick! Rock goes down to one knee as the crowd pops for Leinads resurrection. Just as the Rock gets back to his feet Leinad takes off to the ropes he springs off the second rope and connects with the Undertow!*
King: Holy @#%$ that move is cool!
Leinad hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!
King: And the streak continues!
Ozzy: Fuckin eh!
*Ticks and Leeches hits the PA as Leinad makes his way out of the ring with belt in hand and up the ramp as Rock lays in the ring trying to figure out where he is.*
Winner and still California Champion: Leinad, the High Elf
*"Woo Hoo" by Blur picks up over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains followed closely by his girlfriend Lizzy Borden, to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans as she rubs up against him, causing them to boo even louder. They stand at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begin their decent down the ramp, Styles flexing and mocking the fans the whole way. Styles hops up onto apron and holds the ropes for Lizzy, he then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as Lizzy cheers him on and the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.*
King: I'm really looking forward to Styles taking that belt back FINALLY!
Ozzy: Fuckin pretty boy.
*The lights fade out, and a dark figure is at the top of the arena, as the lights are still out, smoke rises up, and the lights come up. The smoke fades away, and the figure is now at the railing, and now the crowd sees him, Wraith. He then gets into the ring, and awaits his opponent.*
XWF Xtreme Championship Match
Chris Styles vs Wraith (c)
Chris Styles vs Wraith (c)
*Just as Wraith is helping Tara out of the ring Styles takes advantage and attacks him from behind with several chairshots! Wraith goes down to the mat as Styles lays into him with a chairshot to his head and body just when Wraith tries to get up Styles nails him square in the face with another brutal chairshot. Styles throws the chair to the mat, lifts up Wraith and breaks him in half with a Styles Plex onto the chair! He makes the cover, but out of nowhere a huge man slides into the ring Styles gets to his feet and gets in the face of the giant but he just grabs Styles by the face and nails him with a swift blow to the chops!*
King: Who the fuck?!
Ozzy: What the fuck?!
*The man lifts Styles up, places his head in between his legs and plants him into the mat with a HUGE lifting powerbomb! He then lifts up Wraith places his head in between his legs and drives him into the mat with the same maneuver! The man then flips off the whole crowd, gets out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp while the crowd is silent in shock.*
King: What in the hell was that all about?!
Ozzy: Fuckin carnage!
*Just then Wraith slowly rolls over and drapes his arm over Styles chest and the ref counts, 1... 2... 3.*
King: Well Wraith remains the champion
Ozzy: F*ck yeah!
*"Follow the God that Failed" hits the PA as Tara gets into the ring with Wraiths title in hand she kneels down besides Wraith as he tries to regain his composure and Styles slowly crawls out of the ring staring up at the beast as he backs out of the arena pointing at both men and motioning the title around his waist and the show fades to black*
