Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:13:22 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
May 2nd, 2003
Tonight's Card:
XWF Contract Match
If Enmascarda Wins She Gets a Job
La Mascre Enmascarda vs Kaos
XWF California Championship
If Enmascarda Wins She Gets a Job
La Mascre Enmascarda vs Kaos
XWF California Championship
Jailbreak Match
Nathan Jones vs Leinad, the High Elf (c)
#1 Contendership Match
Winner Faces X-Champ Next Week
The Shining Wizard vs The Xtreme Warrior
XWF Ultimate Championship
Triple Threat Match
Crazy Dan vs The Rock vs Apollyon (c)
Nathan Jones vs Leinad, the High Elf (c)
#1 Contendership Match
Winner Faces X-Champ Next Week
The Shining Wizard vs The Xtreme Warrior
XWF Ultimate Championship
Triple Threat Match
Crazy Dan vs The Rock vs Apollyon (c)
King: Welcome to yet another edition of XWF Warfare. I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler and this is my host Ozzy Osbourne. We will be bringing you Warfare live tonight straight to your living room.
Ozzy: What a night we have in store
King: Yeah 2 titles will be on the line tonight and we may just happen to see the crowning of a NEW XWF Ultimate Champion.
The rich, powerful and melodic "Killing you now" by Tool and Disturbed echoes through the arena as a woman walks out in a green Mexican wrestling mask. Her green bun trails behind her as she walks angrily down the entrance ramp wearing a fairly tight blue and green striped rugby shirt and navy blue pants that are fairly tight fitting as well. She slides into the ring and gets ready to kick some ass.
King: So she wants a job?
Ozzy: F*ckin eh
"When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA as Kaos makes his way down to the ring.
XWF Contract Match
If Enmascarda Wins She Gets a Job
La Mascre Enmascarda vs Kaos
If Enmascarda Wins She Gets a Job
La Mascre Enmascarda vs Kaos
The match starts off and the two circling the ring Kaos moves in and locks up with Masacre he whips her to the ropes and then tries for a back body drop but she kicks him in the face he backs up a little bounces off the ropes and she runs and nails him with a quick Rambammer! She drags him to the ropes climbs to the top and hits a brutal diving moonsault! She hooks the leg, 1...2... 3!
King: Holy @#%$! She has a job.
Ozzy: Fuck! That's insane.
Winner via pinfall: La Masacre Enmascarada
King: Hey she has a job now! Puppies!
Ozzy: Mexican
King: I love Mexican nice and spicy.
Nathan Jones makes his entrance as his music plays and the crowd boos
King: He scares me
Ozzy: Fuckin @#%$.
The arena turns bright white; and the complex, intense drum rhythms of Tool's "Ticks and Leeches" echoes through the building as grey smoke fills the entrance ramp. Greenish grey, shadowy figures on the X-tron shine through the rising smoke. Through the smoke walks the tall, light, and handsome Leind. The high elf is followed by Gorf "the dwarf" (who is staring at the tight, elven ass in front of him); and Sermd (who is in an electric wheelchair, strolling down the ramp). The three men stop at the bottom of the ramp. Leind's managers wish him luck, and then the high elf sprints into the ring.
King: Hes an elf for God sakes
Ozzy: Fuckin elfs!
Jailbreak Match for the XWF California Championship
Nathan Jones vs Leinad, the High Elf (c)
Nathan Jones vs Leinad, the High Elf (c)
The bell rings and the wrestlers lock up. Nathan Jones throws Leind to the corner and smiles. Leind gets up and looks frustrated. They lock up again and the same thing happens, but this time, Leind kicks up and looks furious. Leind pummels Nathan Jones with punches, but Jones kicks Leind in the gut. Jones hits a DDT. Jones picks him up and hits a vertical suplex. Jones picks him up again and he hits a t-bone suplex. Leind gets his head stomped as he tried to get to his feet. Jones stomps Leind into the corner opposite the electrified door. Jones stomps a mud-hole in the "elf" and he eventually relents. Jones starts to climb the middle of one of the wall by getting on the top rope. Leind gets up and runs at Jones. He jumps to the second rope, locks in a waist lock, and hits a springboard German suplex! Both men slowly get up, and Leind goes for a kick to the gut, but Jones catches his foot and spins him. Leind turns around and he is hit with the Tazmanian spinebuster! Jones picks up Leind and drops him with a belly to back suplex. Jones picks up Leind and throws him into the cage and then as Leind stumbles backward, Jones hits a huge release German suplex! Leind is floded up like a wallet.
King: Wow! he repaid him for that German earlier!
Nathan Jones picks up the "elf" for another German. Leind flips through and lands on his feet. The surprised Nathan Jones charges at Leind straight into a Tazmanian Spinebuster!!! Leind starts to climb the cage. He reaches the top, but Jones gets up grabs for his feet from the top rope. Leind steps on Jones' fingers, and then Jones angrily shakes the cage, causing Leind to lose his balance. Jones gets up to the top. They stand up on the edge and exchange punches. Leind starts to fall out of the cage, but Jones pulls him in. Jones kicks Leind in the stomach, and he positions Leind's head in between his legs. Jones picks up Leind for a powerbomb, and he turns to the ring. Jones drops Leind, but the "elf" holds on.. He grabs onto the cage, and then lets go, flipping down and crashing into the wall. The cage shakes and Nathan Jones falls into the ring face first. Leind shimmys to the corner. He gets on the turnbuckle. Nathan Jones rolls around on the ground and Leind hits a frogsplash. Leind slowly gets up and he stumbles over to the corner.
King: Look on the outside! Its that little midget!
Leind's knapsack is thrown into the ring by Gorf. Leind reaches in it. He searches for a while pulls out an object as Nathan Jones slowly gets up behind the "elf"
Ozzy: What does he have in his hands?! Is that what i think it is?
Leind pivots toward Jones while still in a sitting position and throws a boomerang at Nathan Jon's head! It goes about a yard over Jones' head and it flies out of the cage upward. Nathan Jones flinches in confusion, and Leind looks scared. Jones charges at Leind and goes for a clothesline, but Leind ducks under. Jones turns around and Leind goes for a superkick, but Jones grabs his foot. Leind smiles at Nathan Jones as Jones holds Leind's foot a few inches away from his neck. Leind watches as the boomerang comes back and nails Jones in the side of the head!
King: Hahaha! that was classic
The boomerang bounces off and hits Leind in the eye!
Ozzy: That was even more classic!
The two men stumble around, Leind holding his eye and Jones holding his head, and they bump into each other. Nathan Jones stumbles backward and trips over the knapsack. Leind then continues to stumble, and he trips over Jone's body and falls right into the electrified cage door! Leind gets shocked and he quickly bounces away from the door. The two men get up and Nathan Jones charges at Leind for a spear, but Leind dodges and Jones slams into the electrified door as well
King: Whoa! That was crazy!
Ozzy: I hope he does not end up on the outback steakhouse's menu
Leind and Jones slowly recover and they exchange punches, with Jones getting the upper-hand once again. Jones whips Leind into the ropes and he lifts his leg for a big boot, but Leind catches the ropes and Jones's boot falls way short. Jones runs at Leind, but Leind throws him into the cage! Jones bounces off and Leind low blows him. Leind runs to the ropes, springboards off, and hits the Undertow.
King: The Undertow!!!
Ozzy: That move is fucking awesome!!!
Leind gets up slowly, but he quickly regains his composure, and he quickly starts to scale the cage. As he reaches the top, Jones begins to slowly attempt to get to his feet, but Leind crawls over and drops to the floor below
King: Leind wins again!
Ozzy: Finally!
Nathan Jones slowly reaches his feet, but all he sees is the California Champion walking away.
Winner via escape and still California Champion: Leinad, the High Elf
A voice echoes over the PA system: "None shall pass, The Shining Wizard is coming through!" and then "Serenity" by Godsmack plays as The Shining wizard runs around the ring, giving high fives to his fans. He takes off his wizard hat to reveal another underneath that he takes off and puts on the head of a random child.
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle's, and taunts the cheering crowd, ready for the match ahead.
#1 Contendership Match
Winner Faces Xtreme Champion Next Week
The Shining Wizard vs The Xtreme Warrior
Winner Faces Xtreme Champion Next Week
The Shining Wizard vs The Xtreme Warrior
The two men circle around the ring a little waiting to pounce when all of a sudden Wizard makes his move and takes X Warrior down with a swift DDT. He hops back to his feet and runs to the ropes hitting a springboard moonsault, but Warrior kicks out! Wizard gets him to his feet and whips him to the corner, he lifts him up to the top rope and brings him off with a HUGE superplex! Wizard climbs to the top rope and flies off with an elbow drop but Warrior rolls out of the way.
King: This is a brutal match.
Ozzy: Fuckin sucks.
Wizard finally gets to his feet but Warrior is waiting for him Wizard turns around and is met with a standing side kick right to the chops from Warrior. He goes down to the mat hard and lays there holding his chin waiting for his mind to clear. Warrior runs to the ropes springs off and hits a 180 leg drop! He makes the pin but Wizard kicks out at 2.
King: This match is back and forth so many pinfall attempts.
Ozzy: Xtreme Warrior sucks.
Warrior gets to his feet enraged by Wizard not staying down he lifts him to his feet, whips him to the ropes and then runs the opposite direction he runs up the turnbuckle and then flies back hitting a corkscrew dropkick right to the chin of Wizard
King: That was crazy!
Warrior quickly drags Wizard to the corner, and makes his way up to the top. He signals to the crowd and then takes flight with the Swanton W! He crashes down hard and quickly hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!
King: And Warrior picks up the win! Hell be facing Wraith next week.
Ozzy: Fucker.
Winner via pinfall and new #1 Contender (X-title): The Xtreme Warrior
"Zombies" by Cranberries hits and Crazy Dan makes his way down to the ring ready for his match
King: Haven't seen much of this guy
Ozzy: Who the hell is he again?
"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin!" Hits the Sound System and The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud Cheering reaction. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.
King: The most electrifying man in sports entertainment today my bets on him.
Ozzy: Fuckin @#%$.
"Imaginary" hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL." A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage as Darkside hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
King: This man scares me really he does.
Ozzy: Fuckin dead man!
Triple Threat (No DQ) Match for the XWF Ultimate Championship
Crazy Dan vs The Rock vs Apollyon (c)
Crazy Dan vs The Rock vs Apollyon (c)
All three men stand in their respective corners awaiting to see each others move Apollyon looks at each man waiting to see something but each of them are looking at each other trying to signal for some kind of an attack on Apollyon finally Crazy Dan leads the attack and charges at Apollyon, but the giant just gets his huge leg up and shoves his boot right into the face of Dan!
King: Wow!
While this is all going on Dominique is outside of the ring setting up a table she gets the table ready and then slides a steel chair under the bottom rope into the ring towards Apollyon he quickly grabs the chair and swings at the Rock and knocks him off his feet and down to the mat, unconscious!
King: This would be the time to work on Dan win the match.
Ozzy: Fuckin wild!
Apollyon lifts up Dan and tosses him outside the ring he rolls out following Crazy Dan stalking him in a sort of way, he grabs him by the head and throws him face first into the ring post, Dan falls down holding his face in pain as Apollyon keeps on the attack. He grabs the chair out of the ring and begins beating on Dan. Relentlessly clashing the cold hard steel onto Crazy Dan's body, one after another, after another until the chair finally brakes! Apollyon and Dominique connect eye to eye as he signals for her to take to the top rope she climbs to the top, eyeing the Rock who is laying in the middle of the ring, still suffering the attack of the steel chair she then flips around and leaps back connecting with a huge diving moonsault onto the Peoples Champion!
King: How in the hell is she in this match?
Ozzy: *shrugs*
At this time Apollyon lifts Dan to his feet he grabs him by the arm and leg and the lifts him up crashing down through the table with a huge Apollyon Slam!
King: HOLY @#%$!
Ozzy: Lord of fucking Darkness!
The EMTs run down to ringside to check on Crazy Dan who has just crashed through a table! Apollyon rolls into the ring laughing at the carnage as we take a look at the replay of what happened
King: It appears that Crazy Dan landed on the back of his neck.
Ozzy: That's gonna hurt tomorrow
King: Assuming there is a tomorrow.
Apollyon signals for Dominique to get out of the ring, as her job is done Apollyon walks over to the fallen Rock he looks down at him and laughs, he then lays down across his chest and makes the cover 1... 2... ROCK KICKS OUT!
King: Hes alive!
Ozzy: @#%$!
In a mad fit of rage Apollyon begins beating down on the Rock with his huge boots! He drops the last boot and then begins dropping the elbows, one after the other Rock gets his arms out and trips up Apollyon, he then kick flips up to his feet just in time to meet Apollyon the two begin trading flights and lefts as each one backs up a foot each time Apollyon grabs Rock by the arm and whips him to the ropes Rock bounces off, ducks under Apollyons clothesline attempt and then fires back with a leaping clothesline of his own! Rock quickly gets on Apollyon and begins beating on him with his right fist, he then gets up, shakes he leg and kicks Apollyon in the head a few times.
King: Rock is really opening up on Apollyon.
Ozzy: Fuck.
Apollyon begins to fight his way back to his feet as Rock lays the smack down Apollyon shoves the Rock away and nails him with a big boot, but Rock does not go down, Rock whips him to the ropes, bends over for a back body drop but Apollyon kicks Rock in the gut and hits the Twister From Hell! He makes the cover, 1... 2... ROCK KICKS OUT AGAIN!
King: How in the hell does he keep kicking out of these things?!
Ozzy: Fuckin bastard!
Apollyon gets to his feet, reaches down, grabs Rock by the throat, he lifts him to his feet and plants him with a huge SlipKnotSlam! He then looks out at Dominique and tells her to take to the top rope again she climbs up, but Rock gets his feet up and shoves Apollyon into the ropes, Dominique falls to the arena floor and Rock nails Apollyon with a quick dragon leg whip and locks on the Sharpshooter!
King: That's it, hes done.
Apollyon fights and squirms as Rock locks in the hold even tighter Rock tries to drag Apollyon to the center of the ring but before he can he gets his huge meat hook on the bottom rope and Rock is forced to release the hold! Apollyon gets to his feet slowly as Rock awaits his arrival Apollyon quickly runs at Rock and he nails him with a spinebuster! Rock gets to his feet and walks to Apollyon's head he looks out at the crowd, tosses the elbow pad, takes off and soon crashes down with the Peoples Elbow! He makes the cover, 1... 2... APOLLYON KICKS OUT!
Ozzy: Thank God!
King: How in the hell
Rock looks at the ref asking for the count and he says it was only 2 he then begins to work on Apollyon some more he lays the boots but the beast works his way back to his feet Apollyon shoves Rock into the ropes and then quickly hoists him up onto his shoulders he spins Rock around and then nails the Bloody Fury but Rock lands on his feet and plants Apollyon into the mat with a DDT!
King: That was close
Both men lay on the mat exhausted trying to get in as much air as possible both men finally work their way to their feet and begin trading blows with each other in desperation to end the match. Rock bounces off the ropes and runs at Apollyon but he quickly nails a low blow on the Brahma Bull! Rock doubles over as Apollyon forces his head in between his legs he signals to the crowd and then takes him up onto his shoulders he lifts him up and then drives him down into the mat with the Darkside Bomb!
King: It has to be over
Ozzy: Thank God
Apollyon crawls up with Rocks leg hooked under his arm and collapses on his midsection as the ref begins the count, 1... 2... THE PIN IS BROKEN UP BY CRAZY DAN!
King: Where in the hell did he come from?!
Ozzy: I fuckin thought he was dead!
Crazy Dan begins laying in the boots on Apollyon as Rock lays motionless on the ground Dan quickly takes to the top rope waiting for Apollyon to turn around he does and Dan flies off connecting with a huge missile dropkick on the big man taking him off his feet! Dan then turns around and his nailed with a flying hurricanrana from Dominique, she slides out under the bottom rope as Dan gets back to his feet in a daze he stumbles around a little until he turns around and his met with a point blank Destroyer thanks to Apollyon! Apollyon quickly lifts Dan to his feet and flips him over onto his shoulder he then drapes him down a little and drops down to his knees driving him into the mat with the Tombstone From Hell!
Ozzy: Pin the fucker!
King: ROCK!!!
Apollyon makes the cover and the ref begins to count 1... 2... ROCK PULLS THE REF AWAY! Apollyon thinks hes won the match as he thinks all the sound he heard was the 3 count he gets to his feet and holds his arms up in victory as the fans boo. Rock hunches down with his hands on his thighs waiting for Apollyon to turn around just as he does Rock grabs him and nails the Rock Bottom! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... DOMINIQUE BREAKS UP THE PIN!
King: Damnit!
Ozzy: Fuck yeah!
Rock gets up in a mad fit of anger and grabs Dominique by the hair before she can get out of the ring he then spins her around and plants her with a Rock Bottom! Rock quickly kicks up to his feet as Apollyon struggles to get to his feet Rock once again hunches down, stalking Apollyon. The big man turns around and Rock grabs him again this time he looks out at the crowd, saying something, and then finally nails a HUGE ROCK BOTTOM!
King: That's the second Rock Bottom!
Ozzy: Noooo!!!
Rock hooks the leg as the ref slowly crawls over to make the count 1... 2... Rock pulls the leg back tighter..3!
King: THE ROCK HAS DONE IT! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Ozzy: FuCK!
Winner and New XWF Ultimate Champion: The Rock
"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin!" hits the sound system as the crowd goes nuts for the Peoples Champion! The Rock rolls off of Apollyon as the ref hand shim the title, he walks over to the corner of the ring, climbs up onto the turnbuckle and whips his arm up in the air holding the title up proudly for everyone to see. The Rock then proceeds over to the opposite side of the ring and does the same thing once again as the fans in attendance chant the Rocks name. Rock stops over Apollyons body, he looks down at him shakes his head and then finally exits the ring making his way up the ramp the Rock stops at the top of the ramp and once again holds his title up in the air as the crowd cheers him and Warfare goes off the air.
