Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:14:17 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
Mystery Match Night
May 9th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
MYSTERY MATCH NIGHT
Matches were announced at Warfare:
Cruiserweight Championship Tourney Semi Finals
Chris Styles vs Kris Quake
XWF Xtreme Championship
Wraith VS Crazy Dan
XWF Ultimate Championship
Cage Match
The Rock vs. Goldberg
Matches were announced at Warfare:
Cruiserweight Championship Tourney Semi Finals
Chris Styles vs Kris Quake
XWF Xtreme Championship
Wraith VS Crazy Dan
XWF Ultimate Championship
Cage Match
The Rock vs. Goldberg
The Warfare intro plays as pyro blasts off starting up yet another week's Warfare
King: Hey everyone I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler and this is my fellow commentator Ozzy Osbourne we will be bringing you yet another edition of Warfare LIVE from this jam packed arena. Tonight is loaded with matches first off will be the NEW XWF Cruiserweight Championship qualifying match between Kris Quake and Chris Styles!
"Keep Away" by Godsmack picks up over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains followed closely by his girlfriend Lizzy Borden, to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans as Lizzy rubs up against him, causing them to boo even louder. They stand at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begin their decent down the ramp, Styles flexing and mocking the fans the whole way, and Lizzy flaunting her "assets". Styles hops up onto apron and holds the ropes for Lizzy, he then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as Lizzy cheers him on and the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.
King: I really like Chris Styles
Ozzy: His girlfriend is fuckin hot!
The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake walks out. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his chest bare chest as he walks down to the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then springs over the top rope into the ring and spins around to the middle of the ring with his arms once again spread.
King: Where in the hell has this guy been?!
Ozzy: Fuck former X-Champ!
Cruiserweight Championship Tourney Semi Finals
Chris Styles vs Kris Quake
Chris Styles vs Kris Quake
Styles and Quake lock up in the center of the ring both men looking for the upper hand. Styles gets his foot behind Quakes leg and trips him up putting him flat on his back, Styles quickly drops the elbow right into Quakes sternum driving the air out of him, Styles quickly makes the cover but Quake kicks out at 2.
King: Do you know that Kris Quake is the man that ended Styles second X-Title reign?
Ozzy: Now I do you fuckin loser.
Styles lifts Quake up to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Quake springs off and Styles swings but Quake ducks under Styles turns around to be met with a straight shot right to the jaw Styles stumbles back a little holding his jaw as Quake takes advantage and hits a DDT. He makes the cover but Styles kicks out as soon as possible. Quake gets to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle waiting for Styles to recover just when he does he takes flight and connects with a flying missile dropkick! Quake makes the cover but Styles kicks out again.*
King: I'm personally pulling for Styles.
Ozzy: Quake
Quake gets to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle again just as Styles gets to his feet Quake takes flight, but this time Styles ducks under and Quake lands hard on the mat over shooting Styles Quake quickly stumbles to his feet and turns around right into the X-Mark from Styles!
King: Holy @#%$ that was awesome!
Ozzy: Fuckin eh!
Styles quickly lifts up Quake he picks him up, swings him out and drops him down hard with the Styles Effect! He makes the cover, 1... 2... 3.
King: He did it he moves on in the tourney.
Keep Away hits the PA as Chris Styles makes his way out of the ring and up the ramp with Lizzy as the fans boo him the whole way out.
Winner and Qualifier for Cruiserweight Title: Chris Styles
King: Wow, that match was intense!
Ozzy: Fuckin' X-Title!
"Serenity" by Gobsmack hits the PA as Leinad, the High Elf makes his way down to the commentators booth to sit in with King and Ozzy for the X-Title match.
"Zombies" by The Cranberries plays as Crazy Dan makes his way down to the ring.
King: This man is insane
Leinad: He's an army of two don't you know?
Ozzy: What the fuck are you talking about?!
Wraith makes his way down to the ring to no music for some odd reason he gets into the ring with the XWF Xtreme Championship around his waist and waits in the corner as the ref checks both men.
King: Wraith scares me
Leinad: He's a dumb ass.
Ozzy: Fuckin prick!
XWF Xtreme Championship Match
Wraith vs Crazy Dan
Wraith vs Crazy Dan
Wraith and Dan circle the ring both looking for an opportunity Dan charges at wraith but is taken down quickly with a drop toe hold! Wraith hops to his feet and picks his kendo stick up from the apron Dan gets to his feet and Wraith lets go with a brutal swing cracking across the skull of Crazy Dan! Dan goes down hard as Wraith bounces off the ropes he runs at Dan and drops the leg across his neck.
King: Wraith is really working Dan.
Leinad: Dan will come through. Wraith doesn't know who hes messing with.
Wraith lifts Dan up and hooks him up for a Russian legsweep he jumps back and takes Dan down hard crashing onto the back of his head Wraith gets up and climbs the turnbuckle he awaits Dan's recovery, leaps off and nails him with a flying clothesline! Wraith picks Dan up and drops him with a DDT right into the mat he makes the cover but at 2 lifts Dan's shoulder off the mat.
King: What a cocky bastard
Leinad: Oh he'll get his
Ozzy: This match fuckin sucks!
Wraith lifts Dan up hooks on the face lock and then drops down with the painkiller! He rolls over and hooks the leg but once again at 2 lifts Dan's shoulder off of the mat. Wraith gets to his feet and looks down at Crazy Dan laughing at the carnage just then he lifts Dan up hooks the again and nails yet another painkiller!
Leinad: Ok this is getting old
King: Where in the hell are you going?!
Ozzy: Fuckin elf!
Leinad slides into the ring without Wraith even noticing him. He grabs a chair runs to the ropes and springs off and its the undertow onto the steel chair to the champion!
king: Holy @#%$ that was awesome!
Ozzy: Fuckin elf!
Leinad grabs Dan and pulls him over on top of Wraith as the ref makes the count 1... 2... 3!
King: And we have a new Xtreme Champion!
Ozzy: Fuckin Dan!
"Zombie" hits the pa as Leinad helps Crazy Dan to his feet and hands him the Xtreme Championship he then helps him out of the ring and up the ramp as the fans cheer for both men and throw things at the fallen former champ Wraith.
Winner and New XWF Xtreme Champion: Crazy Dan
"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin!" Hits the Sound System and The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud Cheering reaction. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.
King: The Great One is back on XTV! But who will the XWF Ultimate Champion face?
The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the X-Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continuously taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes
King: Oh my god! Its 50% Owner, Bill Goldberg!
Ozzy: The crowd is going fucking nuts over this.
King: But will Goldberg win the XWF Ultimate Championship?
Cage Match for the XWF Ultimate Championship
The Rock vs. Goldberg
The Rock vs. Goldberg
The cage lowers, and locks onto the ring. The ref locks the door, and the bell rings. The Rock looks a little nervous, and he turns to the crowd. He then pulls on the cage wall, and looks back at Goldberg. Goldberg looks ready to fight, and is grinning at The Rock. The Rock and Goldberg lock up in the cage. They pull with all of their might, and Goldberg locks on a headlock. He rolls around to the back of Rock, and locks a reverse armbar. The Rock flips Goldberg over his back. Rock taunts the crowd, and goes for an elbow drop. Goldberg rolls, and takes down Rock with a clothesline. Goldberg picks up Rock, and hits a stalling suplex. Goldberg then stomps on Rock a little, and begins climbing up one of the corners of the cage.
King: Go go go!
Ozzy: No no no!
Goldberg gets his hands on the top. The Rock gets up, and runs after Goldberg. Rock wraps his arms around Goldberg, and takes him back with a German Suplex! The Rock gets up, and rests on the ropes. Goldberg rolls on his back, and The Rock stomps a couple of times on Goldberg. The Rock mocks the crowd, and then picks up Goldberg. Rock locks on for a Rock Bottom. He motions to the crowd again, and then goes for it. Goldberg counters with his own Rock Bottom! Rock hits the mat hard, and begins rolling around. Goldberg collapses on his chest. He tries to pick himself up though. Rock crawls over to the ropes, as Goldberg pulls himself up with his arms. Rock and Goldberg up at the same time. Rock charges Goldberg for a punch. Goldberg ducks it and Spears down the Rock with a Cruise Missile!
King: Get out of there, Goldberg!
Goldberg gets up, as The Rock lays on his back. Goldberg begins climbing up again. Out from the Xtreme Tron comes out Xthanus! He begins climbing the cage too, as Goldberg reaches the top. Xthanus punches Goldberg back. Goldberg stumbles and slips, but hangs on. Xthanus pulls out some handcuffs, and locks Goldberg to the top of the Cage! Xthanus punches Goldberg again, and shoves him back inside. Goldberg hangs on by his foot, and is dangled against the cage wall. The Rock stumbles up to his feet, and see's Goldberg. The Rock begins to laugh, and walks up to the upside-down Goldberg. Rock smiles and mocks Goldberg. Goldberg grabs The Rock's head, and Rock squirms. He breaks free, and punches Goldberg. He punches him again, and again. The Rock mocks the crowd and punches Goldberg one more time.
Ozzy: Whooooo.
The Rock then looks at Xthanus, who is now holding chain clippers. He walks up to the door, and cuts the chain. He then walks into the Cage, and confronts The Rock. They look at each other. Rock smiles, and offers a hand shake. Xthanus goes to shake his hand, and The Rock hits a Rock Bottom on Xthanus! Rock gestures to the crowd. The rock then begins taunting for the People's Elbow! He throws his elbow pad over the cage wall. Goldberg reaches and grabs the chain clippers off the ground. He then snaps off the handcuffs from his ankle, and his falls to the mat. The Rock does the taunt and hits the People's Elbow on Xthanus. He then smiles, and turns to the door. Goldberg kicks Rock in the gut, and hits The Demension! The Rock flips into the ropes.
King: Looks who's back!
Goldberg then picks up the Rock, and lifts up Rock on his shoulders. Goldberg swings Rock off and hits the Xtreme Edge. The Rock flips over onto his back, and lays there silently. Goldberg makes his way to the door. Xthanus slams the door into Goldberg, and he has made his way back outside. Goldberg flips back onto his back. Xthanus then begins yell at Goldberg and The Rock. Xthanus makes his way backstage. Goldberg crawls to the door, and The Rock is not far behind. The Rock grabs Goldberg's foot. Goldberg kicks Rock in the face, but Rock continues on. Goldberg and Rock pull each other up. Goldberg kicks Rock, and almost hits the Demension, but Xthanus hits Goldberg in the back with a pole. Goldberg stops, and stumbles forward. Rock hits the Rock Bottom, and stumbles into the door. He opens the door, and falls out of the Cage.
Winner and Still XWF Ultimate Champion: The Rock
The Rock stays on the ground, and just looks up to Xthanus. The scene fades on The Rocks face, looking worried/pleased.
