Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:17:34 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
May 16th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
Street Fight
Pablo Picassio vs Cactus Jack
XWF Cruiserweight Championship Contenders Match
The Winner will face Chris Styles at XWF Carnage
Eric 'The Attitude' Owens vs. Gregory Helms
Elven Gauntlet for the XWF California Championship
Leinad's Opponents:
Diamond Dog
Stone Sour
Greyman
XWF Ultimate Championship
The Rock vs. Apollyon
Pablo Picassio vs Cactus Jack
XWF Cruiserweight Championship Contenders Match
The Winner will face Chris Styles at XWF Carnage
Eric 'The Attitude' Owens vs. Gregory Helms
Elven Gauntlet for the XWF California Championship
Leinad's Opponents:
Diamond Dog
Stone Sour
Greyman
XWF Ultimate Championship
The Rock vs. Apollyon
XWF Warfare begins. The entrance music plays, with the entrance video. The crowd waits in anticipation. The video ends, and darkness floods the arena. The camera pans around, AND BAAAM!!! Pyro's explode from all over the X Tron. The crowd goes nuts, and we got to Jerry Lawler and Ozzy.
Jerry: Welcome to another night of Xtreme!
Ozzy: Lets start the @#%$ show.
Picassio's music starts and plays for a few seconds, then Picassio walks to the steel ramp with his head down, he waits for the music to pick up, as it does he raises his head, when it reaches the climax he jumps up and down several times and jogs to the ring surrounded by boos and cheers.*
King: This guy is strange...
Ozzy: To say the fuuckin least
Cactus Jack's music hit's the speaker then Cactus Jack makes his way out to the ring holding his arms up in the air with his finger's in a gun shape then he yells, "Bang bang!"
Ozzy: Hardcore fuckin Icon!
King: He's fat...
Street Fight
Pablo Picassio vs Cactus Jack
Pablo Picassio vs Cactus Jack
Pablo quickly grabs a trash can as Jack grabs a chair from under the ring... the two get into the ring and charge at each other with Jack obviously getting the upper hand with the steel chair. Jack backs up and waits for Pablo to get to his feet... when he finally does Jack lets loose with a brutal chair shot to his skull taking the luchador off his feet and flat onto the ground.
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: Fuck yeah!
Jack lifts Pablo up to his feet and whips him to the ropes... Pablo runs up the ropes and lands on Jack with a diving moonsault taking him off his feet and rolling him into a pin! 1-2- Jack gets the shoulder up. Pablo quickly takes to the top rope and awaits Jacks recovery... when he finally gets up Pablo takes flight and nails him with a missile dropkick right to the jaw and he goes down hard.
King: Pablo kicks ass.
Ozzy: He's Mexican...
Pablo gets to his feet and kicks the recovering Cactus Jack in the gut... he whips him to the corner... he lifts him up and grabs onto his head... Pablo then runs to the center of the ring and drops Jack with the Going Crazy! He makes the cover but once again Jack kicks out at 2.
King: Whats it gonna take to put this guy away?!
Pablo lifts Jack to his feet but Cactus nails him with a low blow, puts his head in between his legs and drives him into the mat with a brutal Pulling Piledriver! Jack makes the cover, 1 - 2 - Pablo gets the shoulder up just barely! Jack gets up in anger and kicks Pablo in the head really hard... he then rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from under the ring, he slides it into the ring and sets it up in front of the corner. He rolls Pablo onto it and beats on him... he then climbs the ropes... he takes his time and then dives off with an elbow drop, but Pablo rolls off and Jack crashes through the table hard!
King: That was insane!
Ozzy: Fuckin ay!
Pablo runs to the corner and climbs to the top rope... he signals to the crowd and then flies off the top with the Million Dollar on Cactus Jack! He hooks the leg, 1 - 2 - JACK KICKS OUT! Pablo gets up in anger and hits Jack with a chair, he then pulls him away from the table debris and climbs to the top again... he takes flight and crashes down onto Jack with the second Million Dollar! He makes the cover, 1 - 2 - 3.
King: Pablo has won his debut match!
Ozzy: Fuckin ay!
"Welcome to the Jungle" hits the PA as he rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp holding his midsection in pain as Cactus Jack rolls on the mat holding his midsection in pain.
Winner via Pinfall: Pablo Picassio
King: Well its time to find out who will be facing Chris Styles at Carnage.
Ozzy: F*ckin awesome match!
"Solder" By Eminem blast over the P.A. system as the Tron flashes the words "Ego is the greatest gift of all". Suddenly "The Attitude" Eric Owens appears on the entrance ramp flexing his huge biceps while the fans boo. Eric begins to walk down to the ring smiling at the ladies as he goes.
King: You know... Eric Owens has potential.
Ozzy: Too bad he looks like a fuckin {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off}!
A voice echoes over the PA system: "None shall pass, The Shining Wizard is coming through!" and then "Serenity" by Godsmack plays as The Shining wizard runs around the ring, giving high fives to his fans. He takes off his wizard hat to reveal another underneath that he takes off and puts on the head of a random child
King: No he... is strange.
Ozzy: Fuckin looks familiar.
XWF Cruiserweight Championship Contenders Match
Eric "The Attitude" Owens vs Gregory Helms
Eric "The Attitude" Owens vs Gregory Helms
Owens kicks Helms in the gut and snaps him over with a suplex, Helms holds onto his back in pain as Owens climbs to the top rope... he leaps off and nails Helms with a splash from the top rope. Owens get to his feet and mocks the fans in attendance as Helms gets to his feet... Owens turns to face Helms but is met with a point blank superkick right to the chops. Owens goes down hard and Helms runs to the ropes, springs off and hits a 180 leg drop. He makes the cover but Owens kicks out at 2.
King: This is a quick paced match.
Ozzy: It fuckin sucks.
Helms lifts Owens to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he swings but Owens ducks under, he springs off the ropes and nails Helms with a springboard elbow right to the face. Helms goes down hard and Owens drops the leg across his neck. Owens makes the cover but Helms gets the shoulder up. Owens lifts him to his feet and whips him to the corner, he kicks him in the gut a couple of times and then lifts him to the top rope... he climbs up and socks him in the face, he then takes him to the top and suplexes back hitting a top rope superplex!
King: Oh that had to hurt!
Ozzy: They're used to pain... like me.
Helms holds his back in pain as Owens gets up to taunt the crowd... he flips a fan off and then haunches down waiting for Helms to get to his feet... he runs at him but Helms leaps over him. Owens crashes into the turnbuckle and turns around right into another superkick right to the chops! He goes down hard and Helms looks for the win but Owens kicks out at 2.
King: These guys can take a lot of damage.
Helms lifts Owens up to his feet and grabs him by the throat signaling for the Shining Chokeslam, just as he is about to lift Owens off his feet he kicks him in the crotch, Helms doubles over in pain and Owens hits the Tud-e-Nator! He hooks the leg and gets the 1 - 2 - 3.
King: Looks like Owens is going to Carnage.
Ozzy: Fuck yeah!
"Solder" hits the PA as Owens makes his way up the ramp looking back at the beaten Gregory Helms.
Winner via Pinfall and final contender for the XWF Cruiserweight Title: Eric The Attitude Owens
The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake walks out. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his chest bare chest as he walks down to the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then springs over the top rope into the ring and spins around to the middle of the ring with his arms once again spread.
Kris Quake: Tonight, I have a match. I know that no one in the back had the balls to except my challenge earlier this week, but as a hero I will not let you all miss the chance to see me destroy someone in this very ring.
Kris Quake stops for cheers from the fans, but receives none.
Kris Quake: Now the man I found in the back is one of the few men I hold a victory over. This man last week beat me in this very ring to staple his spot in that Cruiser Match at carnage. Now I present to you Chris Styles.
"Keep Away" by Godsmack picks up over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains, but not the normal Chris Styles. A man of maybe four feet at the most steps out with a mask of Chris Styles one. The Mini-Chris is followed closely by another small person that has on a blonde wig and cantaloupes in her bra to resemble Styles' girlfriend Lizzy Borden. Mini-Chris holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans as Mini-Lizzy rubs up against him, and on of the cantaloupes pop out. They both chase the rolling "boob" down the stage and finally it reaches the bottom and they retrieve it and Mini-Lizzy puts her "assets" back in her bra. Mini-Chris tries to hop up onto apron and falls, he then climb in up the ramp and through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the bottom rope making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as Mini-Lizzy cheers him. Mini-Chris finally hops off the bottom rope and struts around the ring as his music dies out.
Kris Quake: Well Chris, it is sure nice of you to give me this rematch, but there seems to be something a bit wrong here.
Mini-Chris shakes his head "no" as if there is nothing wrong, but Kris Continues.
Kris Quake: Isn't she usually a bit sluttier looking?
The crowd breaks out in laughs as Kris Quake continues.
Kris Quake: Now Chris, if you have nothing to say then we will get this thing started.
Mini-Chris calls for the mic and with a great astonishment Kris Quake hands him the mic, but before Mini-Chris can say a word he is booted in the gut by Kris Quake, and Kris calls for the ref to start the match.
Winner is Placed in the XWF Cruiserweight Championship Match at XWF Carnage
Mini-Chris Styles VS Kris Quake
Mini-Chris Styles VS Kris Quake
Kris Quake puts his foot on the chest of Mini-Chris and the ref makes the count 1..2.Kris lifts his foot off of Mini-Chris at the last second. The ref looks confused as Kris Quake slowly lifts up the midget Chris Styles. Mini-Chris falls to his knees and begs Quake to just pin him, but Kris just slaps him across the face. Mini-Chris gets to his feet and runs at Kris Quake with an attempt at a spear, but Kris Quake side steps it and sweeps his legs as Min-Chris runs by him. Kris Quake then stands on the side of Mini-Chris and Kris completes the Stinger by hitting Min-Chris with a front flip senton. Kris Quake then springs to his feet and runs to the ropes. Kris Quake climbs up and seems to be waiting for Mini-Chris to get to his feet, but Mini-Chris is not moving. Kris Quake then hops down from the top rope and lifts Mini-Chris to his feet. Mini-Chris staggers around dazed out of his mind as Kris Quake again goes to the top rope and hits Mini-Chris with the Quake. Kris goes for the cover 1..2..Kris lifts Min-Chris' leg for a kick out. Kris Quake springs to his face with a fake look of surprise. Mini-Chris is down on the mat and he is not moving. Kris Quake then looks down at the fallen midget and over to the corner. Kris Quake breaks out in a full sprint and springs up and back with Spiraling Insanity a move made famous by Chris Styles. Kris Quake then sets his pinky on the chest of Mini-Chris and the ref again makes the count 1...2...3.
Winner: Kris Quake
King: Wow! That was fast!
Ozzy: I don't know what's going on!
Kris Quake has one the match and he rolls out of the ring. Kris Quake wipes fake sweat from his face and bends over like he is exhausted. Kris Quake then struts up the ramp as "Kryptonite" once again plays.
King: For a minute there, I thought Chris Styles was going to win.
The arena turns bright white; and the complex, intense drum rhythms of Tool's "Ticks and Leeches" echoes through the building as grey smoke fills the entrance ramp. Greenish grey, shadowy figures on the X-tron shine through the rising smoke. Through the smoke walks the tall, light, and handsome Leind. The high elf is followed by Gorf "the dwarf" (who is staring at the tight, elven ass in front of him); and Sermd (who is in an electric wheelchair, strolling down the ramp). The three men stop at the bottom of the ramp. Leind's managers wish him luck, and then the high elf sprints into the ring.
King: Who is up first in this Elf Gauntlet?
Leinad's Elven Gauntlet for the XWF California Championship
First Competitor: Stone Sour
First Competitor: Stone Sour
Stone Sour comes up from behind the ring, and takes down Leinad from behind with a swinging neckbreaker. The early pin, 1...Kickout by the elf. Leinad is up and Stone Sour continues to pound on Leinad's back. He then throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Leinad turns around, and Stone Sour splashes him into the turnbuckle. Stone Sour kicks Leinad in the gut, and hits a DDT. Stone Sour exits the ring, and grabs a chair. He throws it into the ring, and quickly follows. Stone Sour grabs the chair, and waits for Leinad. Leinad gets up, and Stone Sour swings for Leinad's head. Leinad ducks, and Stone Sour turns around to face Leinad again. Leinad spears down Stone Sour.
King: Here comes Leinad!
Leinad pounds down on Stone Sour, and picks him up by his hair. Leinad runs and springboards off the ropes looking for The Undertow. Stone Sour moves, but Leinad lands on his feet. Stone Sour goes to stiff clothesline him down, and Leinad ducks it. Stone Sour and Leinad turn to each other face to face. Stone Sour kicks Leinad in the gut, and attempts a Tiger Bomb. Leinad forces himself out of it, and runs back on to the mat. Stone Sour follows him, and Leinad smacks that chair right into Stone Sour's face. Stone Sour stumbles back, and holds his jaw. Leinad springboard's off the ropes, and hits The Undertow, 1...2...3!
Eliminated: Stone Sour
King: That's one down!
Second Competitor: Diamond Dog
Diamond Dog attacks Leinad out from the crowd. He takes down Leinad with a cheap shot to the balls. Dog taunts Leinad, and Leinad just lays on the ground. Diamond Dog then runs to the ropes, and comes back at Leinad. Leinad flips himself off the ground, and hits a Huricarana from the mat!! Diamond Dog spills out to the ropes. He gets back up, and so is Leinad. They charge each other, and Leinad takes down Diamond Dog. Out comes Kevin and Kareem from the crowd. They raid the ring and they help Diamond Dog out.
King: Damn Team MacDaddy.
Ozzy: THEY SUCK!!
Team MacDaddy continues their assault on Leinad. The ref's Disqualify Diamond Dog for outside interference. Team MacDaddy begins to argue with the referee. The opening riffs of "Smoke on The Water" by Deep Purple kicks in. Team MacDaddy stare up at the ramp, as smoke drifts out of the stage. Out comes the XWF Security Team. Team MacDaddy look around towards the crowd, showing their expression. 5 big guys come out to towards the ring. Team MacDaddy high tails it out of the ring, and leaves the ringside. The XWF Security Team stays at Ringside.
Eliminated: Diamond Dog
Final Competitor: Greyman
Greyman sneaks into the ring, as Leinad watches Team MacDaddy leave. Greyman grabs the chair, and waits calmly behind Leinad, looking prepared. Leinad taunts Team MacDaddy once again, and finally turns around. Greyman and Leinad stare at each other, with Greyman still having that chair in hand. Leinad looks over to the crowd, and back to Greyman. Leinad looks to the crowd again, and Greyman smashes that chair right into Leinad's face. Leinad goes down hard, and Greyman pins Leinad, 1....2....3! Greyman lifts his arms in victory.
Winner and XWF California Champion: Greyman
King: After three opponents in a row, Leinad has finally been taken down!
"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin!" Hits the Sound System and The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud Cheering reaction. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.
King: He is probably the most hated man in the XWF.
"Bring Me To Life" hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL." A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage as Darkside hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.
XWF Ultimate Championship
The Rock vs Apollyon
The Rock vs Apollyon
The Rock and Apollyon circle each other. The Rock then lunges at Apollyon, and they grab each other's shoulders. They push each other around, and Apollyon throws The Rock into a turnbuckle. Apollyon unleashes some vicious right and left hands on Rock. The Rock retaliates and starts coming back with punches of his own. Apollyon with a big uppercut knocks The Rock back into the turnbuckle. Apollyon walks back a little, and then charges Rock. He goes for a clothesline splash, but The Rock ducks it. Apollyon hits the turnbuckle, stumbles back, and The Rock hits a neckbreaker.
King: The Rock is coming back in this match.
Ozzy: I hate Rock, Apollyon is way more cooler.
The Rock stomps on Apollyon, and the crowd reacts with boos. The Rock gives the elbow gesture to the crowd. The Rock goes down to talk trash to Apollyon. Apollyon grabs The Rock's neck, and pulls himself up with the other hand. The Rock kicks Apollyon in the gut for another counter. The Rock goes to hit a DDT, but Apollyon counters, lifts up Rock, and hits a spinebuster. Apollyon, then goes for a pin on Rock, 1..2.kickout by Rock. Apollyon lifts up Rock on to his feet, and holds him up. Apollyon goes for a clothesline, Rock ducks and kicks him in the gut, DDT! The Rock flips back up on to his feet, and receives some boos.
Jerry: The crowd here is just resisting Rock.
The Rock gestures some more, and then drags Apollyon to the middle of the ring. He taunts for the elbow, but then blows it off. He just throws his elbow pad down, and swings his arms around. He runs and bounces off one rope, and comes off the other. He does his little arm taunt, and goes for the elbow, but Apollyon moves! The Rock holds his elbow in pain, and Apollyon lifts up Rock by his bald head. Apollyon shoves Rock in between his legs. He raises and arm, and lifts Rock up on to his shoulders. The Rock punches down on Apollyon, and then backflips off of Apollyon's shoulders. He lands on his feet, and takes down Apollyon with a vicious clothesline.
Ozzy: Damn it. Apollyon just can't keep offensive in this match.
The Rock gets up, and taunts for a Rock Bottom. He yells at Apollyon to get up. Apollyon slowly does, and The Rock locks on for a Rock Bottom. Apollyon then hits a side suplex which takes down the Rock! The Rock holds his back in pain. Apollyon is back up, and now The Rock. The Rock charges Apollyon again, Apollyon ducks though and hits a Back Body Drop! The Rock is back up again, and Apollyon grabs Rock by the throat. The Rock kicks Apollyon in the gut though, and sucker punches him in the jaw. The Rock goes for another Rock Bottom! The Rock is countered again by an elbow. The Rock turns and charges Apollyon once more. Apollyon lifts up his leg and hits a Big Boot.
Ozzy: This is your chance, Apollyon!
Apollyon covers the rock... 1.....2.....KICKOUT just before 3. Apollyon gets back up, and rests on the ropes. The Rock slowly recovers, and his back up. Apollyon kicks The Rock in gut. He motions for the Darkside Slam. The Rock counters with a Back Body Drop. Apollyon is down, and back up. He turns to The Rock, and The Rock locks on for the Rock Bottom again. He finally hits it! The crowd boos The Rock, and Rock pins Apollyon, 1...2...3! The Rock has retained his title.
Winner and XWF Champion: The Rock!
Ozzy: Damn it! Damn it!
Jerry: See you at the PPV Preshow this upcoming Wednesday!
