You Are What You Eat... And Who You Beat! (Sippy Cup)
Jun 12, 2023 15:11:22 GMT -5
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Post by bloodiedfox on Jun 12, 2023 15:11:22 GMT -5
Have you ever seen a ghoul cry? It's not pretty. Armbishi does his best to console the devolved flesh hungry humanoid, who is wearing a chef's hat.
There there Pierre! Don't pay any attention to what Dinosaur Bones says; I think your cooking is great!
~Inhuman guttural snarls~
I know, it is weird for someone who eats people all the time to not like a menu comprising heavily of human flesh.
Dr Dilbert East sticks his head into frame.
Wait, we've been eating human flesh ever since we hired Pierre as team chef?!
Yes?
Dilbert's head exits the shot. Copious vomiting sounds are subsequently heard. Armbishi looks confused, then shrugs. He then faces the camera and starts cutting a promo, because you can do that in wrestling. Except this isn't wrestling. Except it is. Oh dear I've gone all cross-eyed...
Bad To The Bone, you are bad... and also bone, I guess. You've upset Pierre and made Dilbert sick. Also you disappointed me because you're doing blackmail and I originally thought you said 'black male' and got excited.
Bob The (Not) Immortal (Because He Is No Longer A Book) sticks his head into view now.
Isn't that racist? Are you co-opting my niche?! Also, Dilbert, stop throwing up on my shoes.
Isn't it affirmative action?
Not when it involves your penis!
Oh. Well now I feel bad. UnUwU
Just finish the promo!
Bob withdraws from view.
Dilbert, how are you still throwing up? You didn't even eat that much...
Armbishi shakes off his disappointment at himself for his fetishization of minorities. Partly because he's a babyface and you're not supposed to think badly of him; partly because he's technically also a minority since he's a werewolf.
Anyway, we're going to win the Sippy Cup! For Pierre! And non-white people! And Pride Month! And other stuff I'll think of later!
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. How excited is your crew for the start of the race?: Thrilled... because it means I can get away from Dilbert and try and salvage my shoes.
2. Your vehicle has been hit with cake pops. Now what?: ~licks his lips~ Mmmmmm! Tasty! I'll have to see if I can get the recipe!
3. Do you see the Sippy Cup?: Depends. Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
4. How will your team respond to winning?: I'm so excited I could puke.
5. How will your team respond to not winning?: I'm so disappointed I could puke.
There there Pierre! Don't pay any attention to what Dinosaur Bones says; I think your cooking is great!
~Inhuman guttural snarls~
I know, it is weird for someone who eats people all the time to not like a menu comprising heavily of human flesh.
Dr Dilbert East sticks his head into frame.
Wait, we've been eating human flesh ever since we hired Pierre as team chef?!
Yes?
Dilbert's head exits the shot. Copious vomiting sounds are subsequently heard. Armbishi looks confused, then shrugs. He then faces the camera and starts cutting a promo, because you can do that in wrestling. Except this isn't wrestling. Except it is. Oh dear I've gone all cross-eyed...
Bad To The Bone, you are bad... and also bone, I guess. You've upset Pierre and made Dilbert sick. Also you disappointed me because you're doing blackmail and I originally thought you said 'black male' and got excited.
Bob The (Not) Immortal (Because He Is No Longer A Book) sticks his head into view now.
Isn't that racist? Are you co-opting my niche?! Also, Dilbert, stop throwing up on my shoes.
Isn't it affirmative action?
Not when it involves your penis!
Oh. Well now I feel bad. UnUwU
Just finish the promo!
Bob withdraws from view.
Dilbert, how are you still throwing up? You didn't even eat that much...
Armbishi shakes off his disappointment at himself for his fetishization of minorities. Partly because he's a babyface and you're not supposed to think badly of him; partly because he's technically also a minority since he's a werewolf.
Anyway, we're going to win the Sippy Cup! For Pierre! And non-white people! And Pride Month! And other stuff I'll think of later!
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. How excited is your crew for the start of the race?: Thrilled... because it means I can get away from Dilbert and try and salvage my shoes.
2. Your vehicle has been hit with cake pops. Now what?: ~licks his lips~ Mmmmmm! Tasty! I'll have to see if I can get the recipe!
3. Do you see the Sippy Cup?: Depends. Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
4. How will your team respond to winning?: I'm so excited I could puke.
5. How will your team respond to not winning?: I'm so disappointed I could puke.