Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:22:28 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
June 6th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
Hardcore Match
Method Man vs The Outlaw
XWF Cruiserweight Championship
The Friendship of the Ring Banned from Ringside
The Shining Wizard vs 'Your Hero' Kris Quake (c)
XWF California Championship 're-vamp'
Goldberg vs Leinad, the High Elf
XWF Tag Team Championship
Team xXx vs The Rock & Devo
Method Man vs The Outlaw
XWF Cruiserweight Championship
The Friendship of the Ring Banned from Ringside
The Shining Wizard vs 'Your Hero' Kris Quake (c)
XWF California Championship 're-vamp'
Goldberg vs Leinad, the High Elf
XWF Tag Team Championship
Team xXx vs The Rock & Devo
*The arena falls dim and fills with a green mist. The PA systems rattles as the sounds of Audioslaves "Shadow on the Sun" shakes the arena walls. Meth stalks from behind the curtain and makes his way toward the ring, hanging his head low, with snarl on his face. He stops halfway down the ramp to look out into the dense crowd of fans. He look to the left...the to his right, and continues back down the ramp. He rolls under the bottom rope and pulls himself to the near by ring corner, and sits and tightens his wrist tape, and prepares for his opponent. He sinks down onto the turnbuckle and wipes his sweaty brow and awaits his opponent as his music fades...*
King: Hello folks and welcome to another exciting episode of XWF Warfare! I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler and boy do we have a show for you, right Ozzy?
Ozzy: Just start the fuckin' show!
*The Arena Goes black. only silence is heard. suddenly fire blast from both sides and the top of the entrance ramp. as the fire dies down, "Remember" by Disturbed blast onto the speaker system. The Outlaw walk to the top of the entrance ramp. he walks straight through the flames with a serious look on his face. he shakes some peoples hand on the way to the ring. Outlaw walks over to the ring announcer to grab a microphone. Outlaw then climbs the stairs, then the ropes and enters the ring. Outlaw walks to each turn buckle post, climbs it, and raises his arms in the air (like Steve Austin).*
Hardcore Match
Method Man vs The Outlaw
Method Man vs The Outlaw
*The Outlaw and Method Man look at each other with eyes as cold as ice, they both instead of attacking leave the ring and go for weapons the ref looks shocked method man throws a garbage can in the ring followed by a chair and then he pulls out a Ladder and the Fans erupt! The on the other side The Outlaw has pulled out everything but a Kitchen Sink..and a Table The Outlaw then pulls out a Table much to the Fans Delight. then roll back in the ring where the ref has already kicked out all the weapons except for the Table..Ladder...and Chairs. Method man Attacks The Outlaw with lefts and Rights sending him flying into the corner he picks up a Chair and Swings it a Outlaw but he ducks and Method man hits the Turnbuckle. He turns around and sees The Outlaw setting up a Table he gets the chair ready to smack him but The Outlaw seems to know its coming so he grabs the ref just as Method Man is swinging and he clocks the ref but due to the No DQ the match must go on. Method man Stares at the Blood Coming from the refs head and hes scared now.. hes standing in front of the table he turns around to be kicked in the gut and he drops the chair then The Outlaw sets him up for a Powerbomb.. He Connects sending Method Man Through the Table he covers but the ref is knocked out he gets up and sees the ladder laying there. So he picks it up and slowly sets it up and climbs it.*
King: Whats he going to do?
*Once he gets to the top he does a taunt to the crowd and then leaps off trying to hit a leg drop from the top of the ladder Method Man Moves and The Outlaw lands on the pieces of Broken Table he rolls around holding his leg in pain. Method man pulls himself up on the ropes and looks at his fallen opponent then looks at the chair then picks it up raises it and smacks The Outlaws Leg and the crowd goes wooooo after 5 shots to the leg he taunts the crowd and closes the ladder and sets it up in the corner he picks up The Outlaw and and goes to whip him into the corner. But The Outlaw Reverses and send Method Man into the Corner which the ladder is there and he goes face first into it. he bounces off shaken up and then gets kicked in the gut The Outlaw hooks him up and hits the Even Flow DDT he goes for the Cover... The Fans Count 1-2-3 but there is no ref still knocked out from that vicious Chair Shot. The Outlaw gets up and shakes the ref and the ref slowly starts to move but by now Method man is up and has got a Chair he low Blows The Outlaw. Method man Smiles and Picks up The Outlaw and hooks him up for the Methods of Mayhem Boom! He connects with a Vicious Thud he Covers the Fallen Outlaw and gets the 1.....2.....3. The Ref Calls for the bell as the Fans Cheer for these two men effort and then Method man Leaves the Ring Celebrating up the ramp with his Music Playing with the Outlaw laying in the ring out cold.*
Winner: Method Man
Ozzy: What happened? I was dozing off.
King: Method Man won!
Ozzy: Fuckin' Method Man.
Technical Errors Lead into
XWF Cruiserweight Championship Match
The Friendship of the Ring Banned from Ringside
The Shining Wizard vs 'Your Hero' Kris Quake (c)
The Friendship of the Ring Banned from Ringside
The Shining Wizard vs 'Your Hero' Kris Quake (c)
King: And we come to you at the end of the Cruiserweight Championship Match!
*Kris Quake hits a spinning heelkick on The Shining Wizard to take him down. Kris Quake then mounts on The Shining Wizard, and begins to punch him over and over again into his face. Kris Quake runs and bounces off the ropes. Quake his a springboard 180 Leg Drop onto the neck of The Shining Wizard. Quake motions to the crowd, and the crowd gets on their feet. Quake throws The Shining Wizard into the turnbuckle. He then leaps over The Shining Wizard, and sits on the ring post. Kris Quake hits the Quake.2 on The Shining Wizard. Quake pins him, 1...2...3!*
Winner and Still XWF Cruiserweight Champion: Kris Quake
*The arena turns bright white, and Leinad's music starts as grey smoke fills the entrance ramp. Greenish grey shadowy figures shine through the rising smoke of the X-tron. He then comes out of a random location, not entrance ramp.*
Ozzy: Its a @#%$ elf... what the @#%$ kind of show is this?
King: Not a family show, that's for sure.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the X-Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continuously taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*
King: Its the 50% Owner of the XWF! Bow down!
Ozzy: Half of the first row are bowing down to Goldberg!
*Big Bill walks out from the Xtreme Tron, and drags out a chair with him. He sets up the chair on the stage, and begins watching.*
King: Wow! Now both owners are in our presence!
XWF California Championship 'Re-Vamp' Match
Goldberg vs Leinad, the High Elf
Goldberg vs Leinad, the High Elf
*Leinad sees Big Bill on the stage, and begins to yell at him. Goldberg takes the opportunity, and runs after Leinad from behind. Leinad turns, and ducks. Leinad goes for a Back Body Drop over the ropes, but Goldberg hangs on to the ropes, and lands on the apron. Leinad turns around, and swings with his fist at Goldberg's face. Goldberg ducks it, and headbutts Leinad. Leinad falls back, and Goldberg climbs the turnbuckle. Leinad gets up, and Goldberg goes for a Super-Spear. Leinad counters, and throws down Goldberg face first into the mat. Leinad elbow drops on Goldberg's back, and then baseball slides into Goldberg's side. Leinad lifts up Goldberg, and Goldberg hits a jaw breaker! Leinad falls back on to his back. He grabs his jaw in pain. Goldberg pulls up Leinad by his hair. Leinad counters with a kick to the stomach, and a swinging neckbreaker takes down Goldberg again.*
King: Man, they are going back an forth in this match up!
Ozzy: Well the Cali Title meant the World to the kid in the elf make up.
King: And a buy out would mean more business for the XWF Empire!
Ozzy: This is surely going to be one hell of a match.
*Leinad grabs Goldberg's arm, and begins stomping on the elbow. Goldberg rolls on his back, with Leinad still holding on. Goldberg pushes Leinad away, and gets up. Leinad bounces off the ropes, and charges Goldberg for a clothesline. Goldberg ducks, and hits a spinebuster. Goldberg stumbles back into the ropes, and then drops forwards with a double elbow drop onto Leinad's chest. Leinad rolls on his stomach, and leans against the ropes. He pulls himself up, as Goldberg waits patiently. Leinad turns around towards Goldberg. Goldberg charges Leinad for the Cruise Missile, but Leinad jumps up, and over Goldberg's bent low body. Goldberg is sent out of the ring, and hits the ringside barricade. Leinad rests on the ropes, as Goldberg slowly gets up. He looks to be in pain, and then turns back towards the ring. Leinad slingshots himself over the top rope, and crashes down on Goldberg!*
King: Goldberg is in big trouble now!
*Leinad mounts over Goldberg, and begins to punch him continuously over the head. He then smacks Goldberg face first into the barricade. Leinad pushes him a little bit, and then hits a hard chop to Goldberg's chest. Leinad steps back a little bit, and then runs up. He goes for a Hurricarana, but Goldberg catches him in the powerbomb position! Leinad begins to punch down on Goldberg's head, furiously. Gorf leaps over the barricade and takes out Goldberg's right leg from behind! Goldberg falls back with Leinad on top of him, as security grabs Gorf, and escorts him away from ringside, and towards the backstage area. Leinad picks up Goldberg, and rolls him into the ring. Goldberg slowly gets up, and Leinad climbs a turnbuckle. Goldberg turns towards Leinad on the ringpost. Leinad jumps off for a cross body attack, but Goldberg counters it with a powerslam!*
Ozzy: Jesus Christ!
King: Daaaaamnn.
*Goldberg pins Leinad, 1...2..KICKOUT just before 3! Goldberg hits the mat, and begins to argue with the ref. He then turns back to Leinad, and pulls him up by the hair. Goldberg goes for a scoop slam, but Leinad rolls behind Goldberg. Leinad then hits a German Suplex! Goldberg lands on the back of his head, and Leinad hits another German Suplex. Leinad then hits a Release German Suplex, sending Goldberg into a turnbuckle. Goldberg hangs on the turnbuckle, upside down. Leinad runs and drop kicks Goldberg in the face. Goldberg falls off of the turnbuckle, and lands on his head. Goldberg pulls himself up. Leinad runs, spingboards off the ropes, and goes for the Undertow! Goldberg catches Leinad, and hits a vicious custom suplex. Pain is sent into Leinad's back, and Goldberg is almost out of it too. Leinad and Goldberg are up to their feet, once again simultaneously. Goldberg punches Leinad, and Leinad punches Goldberg. Big Bill begins to make his way down the ramp now.*
King: Looks like a 2 on 1 assault is coming up!
*Leinad kicks Goldberg in the gut. Leinad makes his way up the turnbuckle, probably going for the Parabola. Goldberg runs after Leinad, and hits a Belly to Belly off the top rope! Leinad slides across the ring, almost all the way to the opposite ringpost! Big Bill just stands on ringside, watching intensely at the match. Leinad gets up, reaching for his back. He turns towards Goldberg, and Goldberg kicks Leinad in the gut, and goes for the Demension! Leinad counters though, and pushes Goldberg into the ropes. Goldberg bounces off, and hits The Cruise Missile! The crowd is now on their feet, and Goldberg taunts the crowd, causing eruptions in the stands. Goldberg pulls up Leinad and sets up for the Xtreme Edge! Goldberg begins to swing Leinad off to hit the move, then Leinad counters The Xtreme Edge with a Tornado DDT! Leinad, breathlessly, walks over to the ropes. Leinad springboards off the ropes, and hits The Undertow! Leinad pins Goldberg, 1....*
King: Hes Got it!
*2....*
Ozzy: Almost over!
*...KICKOUT!!!*
King: Oh my god!
Ozzy: Holy @#%$!
*Leinad sits up, and shakes his head. The crowd erupts in cheers again, as the match continues. Leinad pulls himself up, and picks up Goldberg. Goldberg punches Leinad in the chest. Leinad backs off a bit, and Goldberg headbutts Leinad in the face. Goldberg kicks Leinad in the gut, and hits the Demension! Leinad falls onto his back, and Goldberg pins Leinad. 1....*
King: Goldberg!
*2....*
Ozzy: Goldberg!
*..KICKOUT!!*
King: Damn, that was so close!
Ozzy: I cant believe the adrenaline in these two guys!
*Goldberg lets out a yell, and falls back. Leinad rolls away from Goldberg, and towards the ropes. Goldberg gets up, and leans on the ropes. Leinad pulls himself up with the ropes, and leans against them too. They look at each other from across the ring. Goldberg charges Leinad. Leinad goes for a clothesline, and Goldberg ducks. Goldberg bounces off the ropes, and returns. Goldberg goes for a spear, and Leinad jumps over it. Goldberg hits the ropes again, and comes back again. Leinad leaps again, and Goldberg lunges up, and tackles him right out of the air! Leinad hits the ground HARD on his back. Goldberg crawls over to Leinad. He pins Leinad, 1....2....3! *
King: And we finally have a winner!
Ozzy: What a @#%$ match!
Winner: Goldberg
*The crowd ERUPTS! Goldberg raises his arms in victory. Leinad just lays on the ground, breathing heavily. Big Bill climbs into the ring, and grabs Goldberg's arm. He raises Goldberg's arm in victory. Big Bill then looks over to Leinad, and walks over to him. He looks down at Leinad, and Leinad looks back up at Big Bill. Big Bill extends his hand, and Leinad grabs it. Big Bill pulls up Leinad, and Goldberg watches while grinning. Big Bill gives Leinad a briefcase. Leinad mouth opens up, and takes the briefcase. Leinad opens it up, and inside is the California Championship.*
King: Those two owners are something else...
Ozzy: What @#%$ @#%$ is this?
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle's, and taunts the cheering crowd, ready for the match ahead.*
Ozzy: Fuckin sick ass team.
King: Team xXx is really making impact in the XWF.
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor,Let the bodies hit the floor,Let the bodies hit the floor,Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light the arena, at the top of the ramp Stone Sour comes from the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering to the entrance, he walks down the ramp and slides in the ring, he ascends a turnbuckle and begins taunting the crowd once more. He jumps down and walks to the other side of the ring where he starts to stretch and warm up.*
King: So now its time for the challengers
Ozzy: Fuckin @#%$s!
*"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin" Hits the Sound System and The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud Cheering reaction. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.*
King: The XWF Ultimate Champion looking for double gold.
Ozzy: Fuckin Stone!
King: Dont you mean Rock?
Ozzy: @#%$ YOU!
*"Halo" by Soil hits the PA and Devo Walks out of the Curtain with the Crowd Booing him he walks down to the ramp and walks up the stairs walks down the Ropes and goes to the Top rope and Raises his Arm and the Crowd takes pictures he climbs down and goes through the second rope walks across the ring and and climbs the turn buckle and Raises his arm he is then Met with a Mixed Reaction *
XWF Tag Team Championship Match
Team xXx vs The Rock and Devo
Team xXx vs The Rock and Devo
*Stone Sour and Rock step into the ring looking to start the match off, Sour charges at the Rock and takes him down with a brutal clothesline. Sour quickly lifts the Rock to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he begins laying into him with shots the midsection and then powers him up to the top rope. Sour climbs to the second rope and hits Rock in the face a couple of times, he then climbs to the top rope and locks on and takes him off the top rope and crashes down hard with a top rope superplex! Sour crawls over and makes the pin but Rock kicks out at 2. Sour gets to his feet and begins to pull Rock up, Rock then shoves him off and begins hitting him in the face over and over again, he whips him to the ropes but Sour ducks under, Rock then catches him with a Samoan drop and lays on the mat motionless.*
King: Quite a fast paced match we have here tonight.
Ozzy: Fuckin team xXx better win!
*Stone Sour finally begins to move as he crawls towards his partner to make the tag as the Rock does the same thing Sour finally tags in the Xtreme Warrior just as Rock makes the tag to Devo! Both men charge at each other with Devo getting the upper hand and taking X Warrior down with a stiff forearm shot, he then bounces off the ropes and nails X Warrior with another one. Devo stops and lifts X Warrior up and snaps him over with a suplex, holds on rolls through and plants him with another, he still wont release the hold, gets him to his feet and spikes him into the canvas with a sit-out face plant. He rolls X Warrior over and makes the cover but he kicks at at 2. Devo gets to his feet and climbs a near by turnbuckle looking for the recovery of X Warrior just as he gets to his feet Devo flies off and almost beheads him with a devastating clothesline from the top rope. Devo then jumps to his feet, runs to the ropes and springs off with a moonsault from the second rope and makes the cover, 1 2 Stone Sour breaks up the hold!*
King: Wow, Devo and Rock almost had it there.
Ozzy: Dammit, win the match!
*Rock jumps in and begins working on Stone Sour with rights, he then spits on his hand and Lays the Smackdown sending Stone Sour over the top rope. X Warrior then springs up with a dropkick sending the Rock over the top rope as well! X Warrior then turns around and gets ready for his attack just as Devo gets up X Warrior attempts a superkick but Devo catches his foot, but X Warrior keeps his momentum and nails Devo with the Dragon Whip! He makes the cover, 1... 2... 3.*
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: That was just out of nowhere but @#%$ YEAH!
Winners and Still Tag Team Champs: Team xXx
*"Bodies" fills the arena as Xtreme Warrior rolls out of the ring and Stone Sour grabs the belts. Rock slides into the ring to check on Devo as Team xXx make their way up the ramp still the XWF Tag Team champions. Brandon Taylor blind sides The Xtreme Warrior from behind with a chair! Stone Sour turns toward Brandon, and Brandon takes down Stone Sour also! Brandon pins The Xtreme Warrior for the XWF Xtreme Championship! A ref from backstage runs out and begins the count, 1....2....3! The crowd pops as Brandon raises his newly won XWF Xtreme Championship high in the air!*
New XWF Xtreme Champion: Brandon Taylor
*Brandon Taylor taunts the crowd once more, and leaves behind the curtain as Warfare goes off the air*
