Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:23:22 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
June 13th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
6 Man Tag Match
If the Fellowship wins they get a shot at the tag titles
The Fellowship (Leinad, Pablo, and the Shining Wizard) vs Team xXx (Xtreme Warrior, Stone Sour, and Ordinary Dan)
Everyone is Banned from Ringside
Oblivinator vs Kevin
XWF Championship
Apollyon vs The Rock (c)
If the Fellowship wins they get a shot at the tag titles
The Fellowship (Leinad, Pablo, and the Shining Wizard) vs Team xXx (Xtreme Warrior, Stone Sour, and Ordinary Dan)
Everyone is Banned from Ringside
Oblivinator vs Kevin
XWF Championship
Apollyon vs The Rock (c)
Announcer: This match up is a six man tag team match, scheduled for one pin-fall. Introducing first, representing Team xXx at a combined weight of 670lbs., Xtreme Warrior, Stone Sour, and Ordinary Dan!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR". Boom, lights flash and the Xtreme Warrior, Stone Sour and Ordinary Dan make their entrance at the to of the ramp. Flashing red lights silhouette their figures at the top of the ramp, as they taunt and pump up the crowd. They burst into a run and slide in the ring each heading for a separate turnbuckle where they ascend and get the crowd pumped and excited.
King: Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting episode of XWF Warfare! I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler here at ringside with my partner Ozzy!
Ozzy: Yeah yeah, welcome and whatnot
Announcer: And their opponents, representing The Fellowship at a combined weight of 586lbs., Pablo Picasso, The Shining Wizard, and Leind!
The arena turns bright white; and the complex, intense drum rhythms of Tool's "Ticks and Leeches" echoes through the building as grey smoke fills the entrance ramp. Greenish grey, shadowy figures on the X-tron shine through the rising smoke. Through the smoke walks the tall, light, and handsome Leind, followed by Pablo Picasso, and The Shining Wizard, and Leind's two managers, Gorf "The Dwarf" (who is staring at the tight, elven ass in front of him); and Sermd (who is in an electric wheelchair, strolling down the ramp). The five men stop at the bottom of the ramp, as the Wizard takes his hat off, and places it on a small boy's head. Leind's managers wish him luck, and then the three competitors sprint into the ring.
Ozzy: Bring on the elf!
6 Man Tag Match
If the Fellowship wins they get a shot at the tag titles
Team XXX vs The Fellowship
If the Fellowship wins they get a shot at the tag titles
Team XXX vs The Fellowship
Almost suddenly, a unearthly battle ensues, with nothing but fists flying everywhere. Soon, however, Leinad backs up Dan into a corner, taking two men out of the cluster of people, and Wizard follows up with a stiff kick to the jaw of Stone Sour. Xtreme Warrior, however, tackles Pablo over the ropes, but Pablo takes Warrior with him.
King: This match is off to a wild start!
Ozzy: What's going on? This is a fuckin mess!
Leinad calls to Wizard, punching Dan back into the corner. Wizard goes for a body splash on to Dan, but Sour has already recovered, and spears Wizard from the side, right into Leinad. Leinad hits the floor, and rolls out the ring to compose himself, and Dan nods to Stone Sour, and proceeds to their corner. This leaves Wizard and Stone Sour in the ring, with Stone Sour picking up Wizard. Wizard quickly breaks out, however, and goes for a few stiff shots to the jaw of Stone Sour, followed with a dropkick, which sends Sour back into the ropes. Wizard comes to his feet, and Sour runs at Wizard, only to get picked up into the air, and planted hard on the mat with a flapjack.
King: Do you like pancakes, Ozzy?
Ozzy: Yeah....I love pancakes, do you have pancakes?
King: Well....the move is called a flapjack.
Ozzy: Ugh.
By this time, all the four remaining outside combatants have been separated and are on their respective aprons, both sides rallying on their respective members who are in the ring. Wizard is back to his feet by now, and on the second rope of an unoccupied corner, shouting at the crowd. He notices that Sour is getting up, and he places his foot on the top rope. As Sour turns around, Wizard pushes off, going for a Cross Body, but Sour ducks to the ground and rolls, leaving Wizard to meet with the unforgiving wrestling mat. As Wizard writhes on the floor in pain, Sour tags in Dan, and they both pick up Wizard. They hoist him up on opposite shoulders, and down him with a double powerbomb. Dan goes for the pin as Sour rushes the enemy corner, but Leinad was already in the ring, and ducked under Sour's attempted clothesline, to tackle Dan and break up the pin. Sour knocked Pablo off the apron, though, and turned around, right into a dropkick from Leinad, sending him out the ring too.
Ozzy: Fuckin' elf!
Leinad then climbed the rope, and proceeded to fly on to both Sour and (unintentionally) Pablo as well. The three men lay outside the ring, knocked out, as Wizard comes to his feet inside the ring, being scouted by Dan, with Xtreme Warrior still on the apron. Wizard turns right around, as Dan rushes him, pushing him into the corner with furious rights and lefts. Wizard, however, blocks one of those punches, and begins fighting back, hitting a quick neckbreaker on Dan. Xtreme Warrior climbs into the ring, but Wizard ducks, and hits Xtreme with a desperation Shining Wizard. Xtreme hits the floor, and rolls under the ropes out the ring, holding his mouth.
King: A shining wizard from the Shining Wizard!
Ozzy: Eh, you're not funny.
King: I'm trying to call the match
Ozzy: And I'm calling you not funny, where are my pancakes?
Wizard comes to his feet, and gets planted with a Running DDT, courtesy of Dan. Dan begins slapping Wizard in the face while he begins to get up, and pulls Wizard in for a powerbomb. He hoists Wizard up onto his shoulders, but Wizard smacks Dan's hands, and flips around Dan's shoulders, and rolls Dan up with a Sunset Flip, but Dan kicks out before the two count can be made. Leinad, Pablo, and Stone Sour are coming to their senses outside the ring, and Pablo begins pulling himself up on the barricade, while Leinad and Sour are grabbing on to the ring. Sour looks to his right and begins wailing on Leinad, knocking him off his feet with a clothesline, only to be Irish whipped into the stairs by Pablo. Pablo helps up Leinad, and they go to work on Sour.
King: This is getting brutal!
What happens next can get confusing, so follow carefully. Wizard is in the ring, circling with Dan, and Dan goes for a quick clothesline. Wizard kicks Dan in the back, and lines him up for the Spell of the Wizard, but Dan spins around, and goes for a Northern Lights Suplex, which Wizard flips out of, right back into the Spell of the Wizard. He puts down Dan, and turns right around into a Layered, by Xtreme Warrior. Warrior rolls back to his feet, but Leinad is in the ring, lining up Warrior as Warrior prances around proudly. Warrior turns right around, into The Toymaker, courtesy of Leinad. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Sour nailed Pablo into the barricade with a modified Famous Driver onto the barricade itself, so while Leinad was staring down at Warrior, Sour crept up behind Leinad and turns him around, bending Leinad down, into position for a Stone Cross. He executes the move, and pulls up Leinad's leg for the pin, and picks up the three count.
Winners: Team XXX
Announcer: Your winners by pinfall, Team xXx!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the XWFtron, as Sour pulls Warrior and Dan out of the ring, leaving an irate Picasso and Wizard in the ring checking on Leinad, who's coming back to his senses.
Ozzy: No! I demand a recook!
King: A recount?
Ozzy: Don't bring up pancakes without delivering!
Audioslave's "Cochise" begins to blare through the speakers in the arena and green and pink pyros explode. Oblivionator walks onto the stage accompanied by his manager Joxide. The two men stroll to the ring, sneering at the booing fans. Oblivionator rolls into the ring to await his opponent.
Ozzy: Hehe, Oblivionator.
King: What?
Ozzy: That's his fuckin' name.
"My Way" hits as Kevin walks 5 feet up and sparks go everywhere he walks thru them then runs down the ramp and into the ring jump on the turnbuckles holds one hand up and makes a fist with it. goes to the opposite turnbuckle and does the same. then waits for his opponent
Ozzy: Who the fuck is this guy? I hate him.
Everyone is Banned from Ringside
Oblivinator vs. Kevin
Oblivinator vs. Kevin
Oblivionator quickly attempts the clothesline but it has no effect, Oblivionator attempts another clothesline but yet again no effect, he backs up against the ropes as Kevin gets ready for another clothesline, but Oblivionator instead hits a dropkick to the knee, taking Kevin down to one knee, Oblivionator hits a dropkick to the back of Kevin knocking him to the ground, Kevin stands up pissed as hell, Oblivionator goes for another dropkick but is caught by Kevin who tosses him on to his shoulder, he then hits a big Spinebuster and goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout. Kevin stands up and picks Oblvionator up y the hair, he sets him up for the powerbomb, but as Oblivionator manages to reverse it into face crusher, he quickly bounces off the ropes and hits the dropkick to the face, Oblivionator climbs the turnbuckle and hits hits a top rope leg drop, and covers Kevin, 1...2...kickout
Ozzy: Come on and pin him already!
King: He just tried
Ozzy: I don't need lip from you
Oblivinator stands up as Kevin uses the ropes to pull himself up, Oblivionator then uses all his strength to hit a huge suplex nearly breaking the ring itself, Oblivionator hooks the leg as the referee counts, 1...2...shoulder up. Kevin gets to his feet and shakes off the suplexes effects, he then kicks Oblivionator in the groin and hits the Last Step, he rolls over for the cover, 1...2...3.
Winner: Kevin
Announcer: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL: KEVIN
Ozzy: Screw this match and screw you Kevin
"Bring Me To" Life hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL." A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage as Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.
Ozzy: Why does he carry around some worthless belt from some worthless company?
King: Beats me
"IF YA SMELLLLALALALA What the ROCK is Cookin" Hits the Sound System and The theme of the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment is heard and the fans in attendance give the arrival of "Great One" The Rock a loud Cheering reaction. The Rock himself struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring, posing on the corner to the flashes from the Cameras of the thousands in attendance Fill the Arena.
King: It's the most electrifying man in wrestling!
Ozzy: Get off his dick, King
XWF Ultimate Championship
Apollyon vs. The Rock (c)
Apollyon vs. The Rock (c)
The bell rings. Rock walks around the ring, keeping his distance from Apollyon. Apollyon and The Rock lock up. Apollyon thrusts The Rock into the turnbuckle. He punches The Rock continuously into the stomach and chest. Apollyon thrust punches The Rock in the jaw. The Rock ducks though, and rolls out to behind Apollyon. Apollyon turns around. The Rock drop kicks Apollyon almost over the ropes! The Rock gets up, and Apollyon kicks him in the gut. Apollyon throws The Rock over the top rope. The Rock lands feet first on the apron. Apollyon turns around, and The Rock punches him in the gut. The Rock leaps up on to the turnbuckle. He stands up, taunts Apollyon, and goes for an elbow drop. Dominique trips The Rock though! The Rock hits the mat face first, almost breaking his arm in the process.
King: Hey that's cheating!
Ozzy: Don't you usually like when women get involved?
King: Oh yeah...um...er....puppies!
The ref begins to argue with Dominque. Apollyon grabs a chair, while Dominique distracts the ref. Apollyon sets up The Rock, and waits. The Rock gets up, and turns to Apollyon's direction. Apollyon runs and swings hard. Rock ducks though, and Apollyon accidentally hits the ref in the back. The ref is immediately out cold! Apollyon looks down at the ref, stunned. He turns around, and swings for The Rock again. The Rock kicks Apollyon in the gut though, and hits a DDT! The Rock flips himself up on to his feet. The Rock looks at the chair, and grabs it. He begins to grin at the chair, and looks down at Apollyon. The Rock raises the chair into the air, and receives pops. 'Do It' chants start up from the crowd. The Rock nods at the crowd, and raises the chair. Dominique from behind, low blows The Rock! The Rock drops the chair, and falls forward to his knees.
King: This match has completely gotten out of control!
Ozzy: She hit his fuckin' balls, man!
The Rock gets up, and turns to Dominique. Dominique backs off, and The Rock grins. He walks over to Dominique. Dominique gets cornered into the turnbuckle. Dominique, out of all desperation, slaps The Rock! The Rock's mouth opens up, and then he smiles. He pulls his fist back, and aims for Dominique. Apollyon grabs The Rock's fist, and spins him around! Apollyon kicks The Rock in the gut, and sets him up for the Darkside Bomb! The Rock sits up on Apollyon's shoulders, and Apollyon moves to the ropes. Apollyon throws The Rock over the ropes to hit the Darkside Bomb! The Rock crashes down on to the XWF Ringside. The crowd boos Apollyon, as The Rock makes his way slowly back to the ring. Apollyon rolls out of the ring, and throws The Rock back into the ring. Apollyon grabs a ladder under the ring! Apollyon slides the ladder into the ring. The Rock runs up, and baseball slides the ladder back into Apollyon's face! Apollyon rolls back into the barricade.
King: The fans are getting a real treat tonight, XWF always delivers!
The Rock grabs the ladder, and sets it up near the ropes. The Rock begins to climb it up. Dominique climbs back into the ring, to ruin The Rock's plans again. Dominique goes to push the ladder over. The Rock jumps off, and lands in front of Dominique, on to his feet. He locks up, and hits The Rock Bottom on Dominique! The crowd bursts into cheers! The Rock talks smack to Dominique, and begins climbing again. He looks for Apollyon back at ringside. Apollyon climbs up the opposite side of the ladder. They climb to meet each other at the top, and begin to duke it out. Apollyon and The Rock punch each other back and forth. The Rock almost falls off the ladder, but then Apollyon grabs The Rock's head. Apollon sets up The Rock for a Super-Plex! Apollyon throws The Rock back to hit it, but the Rock counters over Apollyon, and hits a Neckbreaker on Apollyon! Apollyon holds his neck in pain, and rolls around.
Ozzy: Fuckin' pin him already!
The Rock pins Apollyon, but the ref isn't back up yet! Brandon Taylor runs down the aisle in a Ref's Uniform! Brandon goes for the pinfall, 1....2....KICKOUT, made by Apollyon! The crowd cheers for Apollyon's efforts. The Rock angrily pulls up Apollyon. He punches him once, twice, three times. The Rock mocks Apollyon, then spits in his hand, he goes for a big punch, but Apollyon blocks it! Apollyon punches The Rock into the ropes! Apollyon goes to clothesline him over the top. The Rock ducks it. The Rock kicks Apollyon in the gut, and goes for The Rock Bottom. Apollyon elbows out of it. The Rock turns back around to Apollyon. Apollyon goes for the Darkside Bomb! The Rock jumps backwards off of Apollyon's shoulders! The Rock sets up for another Rock Bottom! Apollyon hits a modified suplex in a counter, and The Rock lands on to the ladder!
King: That's gotta hurt!
Apollyon picks up the ladder, with the Rock on it. He sets the ladder up on the turnbuckle. Brandon tells Apollyon shouldn't do it. Apollyon tells Brandon to @#%$ off. Apollyon climbs up, and holds The Rock on the ladder. Apollyon falls forward, forcing the ladder in front of him to fall. They crash down, crushing The Rock under the ladder and into the mat! Brandon jumps up from the impact. He calls for the bell for Disqualification. Apollyon widens his mouth, and begins to yell at Brandon Taylor.
Winner due to Disqualification: The Rock
Announcer: Your winner, due to-
Apollyon starts yelling at Brandon Taylor, and Brandon yells back at him. Brandon asks for a mic from the ringmaster. He grabs it and looks at Apollyon face to face.
Brandon: This match was not No Disqualification! This match was not a No Holds Barred! This wasn't a hardcore, last man standing, or a Street Fight! This was a normal match! Since you can't understand those complications... At this month's Pay Per View, you will face The Rock, in a Last Man Standing Match! Get it? Good..
Apollyon looks shocked, and the show fades on his face.
