Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:24:10 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
XWF Warfare
June 20th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
Singles Match
Triple H vs. Mastermind
Tag-Team Match
Brandon Taylor & Chris Jericho vs The Xtreme Warrior & Method Man
Singles Match
The Undertaker vs Appollyon
Triple H vs. Mastermind
Tag-Team Match
Brandon Taylor & Chris Jericho vs The Xtreme Warrior & Method Man
Singles Match
The Undertaker vs Appollyon
*Pyro blasts off as this weeks edition of Warfare kicks off live on television.*
King: Hi I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler and I'm here with my good buddy, the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy: Fuckin ay!
King: Were gonna kick start tonight with a huge match Triple H will be taking on Mastermind to see just exactly who the better man is.
*"Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park hits the PA as Triple H makes his way down to the ring as the crowd boos him and throws thing at the Game.*
King: So what do you think of him?
Ozzy: @#%$ @#%$ sucker.
*The audience is looking around, waiting for something to happen. "Shake that thing," "Get Busy" by Sean Paul suddenly comes on, on the sound system and out comes Mastermind. The newest member of the XWF. Mastermind is wearing White linen pants and a Indian style t-shirt. He walks out and the fans are wondering who this guy is. He walks half way to the ring and suddenly rips of his shirt and flex's his arms. The woman are going crazy.*
King: This guys got my vote.
Ozzy: @#%$ ay.
Singles Match
Triple H vs. Mastermind
Triple H vs. Mastermind
*Both men lock up in the center of the ring as Triple H seems to be over powering Mastermind, he whips him to the ropes and swings his arm but Mastermind ducks under, bounces off the ropes and hits a flying lariat. He quickly gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope stocking Triple H, H turns around and Mastermind takes flight and takes him down hard with a flying cross body! He makes the cover but Triple H gets the shoulder up at 2.*
King: Mastermind is really taking it to the Game.
Ozzy: @#%$ crazy bastard that he is
*Mastermind gets to his feet but Triple H kicks him in the sack and scurries to his feet, he locks up with Mastermind and snaps him over with a quick suplex, he rolls through lifts him up again and nails him with yet another quick plex. Triple H gets to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drops the elbow on the sternum of the opponent and tries to make the quick cover but Mastermind kicks out at 1. Triple H gets to his feet in anger and stands in the corner, he awaits Masterminds recovery, charges and takes him down hard with a stiff clothesline!*
King: Triple H is really opening up here tonight.
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah he is!
*Triple H grabs Mastermind by his hair and lifts him to his feet placing his head in between his legs in the process, he hooks the arms and drives him into the mat with the Pedigree! He rolls him over and hooks the leg, 1... 2... MASTERMIND KICKS OUT!*
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: What the @#%$ happened there?!
*Triple H looks at the ref in disbelief and begins laying in punches to the challenger, he grabs him and pulls him back to his feet, he whips him to the ropes, kicks him in the gut and forces his head in between his legs again, he then hooks the arms but before he can do anything Mastermind powers out and back body drops Triple H! Triple H gets to his feet and swings at Mastermind but he ducks under and nails Triple H with Intelligence! He makes the cover, 1... 2... 3.*
King: Where in the hell did that come from?!
Ozzy: Holy @#%$!
*"Get Busy" hits the PA as Mastermind rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp with his arms held up in victory. Just then Johnny Wild runs down and attacks Mastermind from behind sending him to the ground. Wild gets on top of him and begins beating on him relentlessly as the crowd boos and Mastermind struggles. Finally Wild gets to his feet and pulls a mic out of the back of his pants, he looks down at Mastermind and then at the fans and begins to speak.*
Wild: If nobody will accept my open challenge then I'm just going to make an impact on my own. I said I'd be here and God dammit here I am. Mastermind you just became the first victim of a little something I like to call the Wild Effect.
*With that said Wild flips off Mastermind and makes his way to the back as Mastermind lays their trying to regain composure*
Winner via pin fall: Mastermind
*The opening drums to "We Want Fun" begins to play. They echo throughout the stands and hallways. The lights dim down, and a spot light flashes over the entrance of the Xtreme Tron. Out comes 4 guys going their separate ways spreading across the Xtreme Tron stage. They put down some firecrackers, and light them off. They pop like crazy, and out comes Brandon Taylor in a giant shopping cart, holding a sparkler in his hand. He rolls down the ramp, and rams straight into the ring. He cart shoots him forward over the top rope and onto the mat. He dusts himself off, and takes off his helmet. He then looks out to the crowd, and waves at them. He walks over to the turnbuckle, and rests his helmet down on it. He then unzips his jump suit, and appears just to be a normal guy in normal clothes looking like Bam Margera.*
*A countdown from 5 to 0 starts on the Titan Tron with a "Y2J" over the numbers, once the countdown hits 0, the lights black out, green flames explode on the stage, and "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys starts to play. The lights come back on, and Jericho is standing with his back to the arena, holding his arms straight out horizontally.*
King: These two guys really go well together
Ozzy: @#%$ pansies.
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light fill the arena, at the top of the ramp The Xtrme Warrior comes through the curtains. He starts to taunt the crowd at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering to the entrance. He starts jogging down the ramp and slides in the ring, he ascends a turnbuckle and begins taunting the crowd once more. He jumps down and walks to the other side of the ring where he starts to stretch and warm up.*
*The arena falls dim and fills with a green mist. The PA systems rattles as the sounds of Audioslaves "Shadow on the Sun" shakes the arena walls. Meth stalks from behind the curtain and makes his way toward the ring, hanging his head low, with snarl on his face. He stops halfway down the ramp to look out into the dense crowd of fans. He look to the left...the to his right, and continues back down the ramp. He rolls under the bottom rope and pulls himself to the near by ring corner, and sits and tightens his wrist tape, and prepares for his opponent. He sinks down onto the turnbuckle and wipes his sweaty brow and awaits his opponent as his music fades...*
King: Now these two are going to kick some serious ass.
Ozzy: Fuckin crazy bastards.
Tag-Team Match
Brandon Taylor & Chris Jericho vs The Xtreme Warrior & Method Man
Brandon Taylor & Chris Jericho vs The Xtreme Warrior & Method Man
*Taylor and X Warrior step into the ring looking to start things off, Taylor charges and surprises X Warrior with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors from out of nowhere taking him down hard and angering the former X-champ. Taylor hops up and begins bouncing back and forth mocking X Warrior and making fun of him X Warrior charges and takes Taylor down hard with a quick spear from out of nowhere, he then lays on him and begins laying in punches to his temple. He lifts him up and whips him to the corner and runs and nails a dropkick right into his sternum, he stumbles out to the center of the ring completely breathless and then collapses onto his face.*
King: Could this already be it for our commissioner?
Ozzy: I fuckin said it pansies.
*X Warrior rolls through locking Taylor in a cradle and the ref counts, 1... 2... Jericho just barely makes the save and nails X Warrior with a DDT. The ref forces Jericho back to his corner as Taylor slowly begins to come to, he looks around in a dazed confusion and then finally begins crawling to his corner where Jericho is waiting to be tagged. Taylor leaps up and tags in Jericho who climbs to the top rope and awaits X Warriors recovery, he gets to his feet and Jericho takes flight nailing a pen point dropkick to the chin of X Warrior, he makes the cover but he kicks out at 2.*
King: This match could go on forever.
Ozzy: Fuckin hope not.
*Jericho lifts X Warrior to his feet, hooks the arms and hits a double underhook backbreaker, he then grabs the legs of his opponent and locks on the Walls of Jericho right in the center of the ring.*
King: This could be it!
Ozzy: ...
*Just when X Warrior is about to tap out Method Man comes flying off the top rope and nails Jericho with a dropkick to the back of his head sending him stumbling to his corner, X Warrior scurries on his hands and knees and tags in Method Man who jumps in the ring and begins cleaning house. He charges and takes Jericho down with a stiff clothesline, he then bounces off the ropes and hits a running big boot to the face of the recovering Jericho. He puts his head in between his legs and plants him with a very stiff powerbomb and then makes the cover, 1... 2... Taylor breaks up the pin.*
King: Method Man is a crazy man
Ozzy: Psycho @#%$ I like him.
*X Warrior gets into the ring and charges at Taylor taking him over the top rope with a clothesline but going with him. Jericho gets to his feet and nails Method Man with a bulldog, he then gets up and attempts the Lionsault but Method Man gets the knees up. Jericho falls on the mat holding his gut, he finally begins to get up but its too late and Method Man has locked on the Dragon Sleeper Jericho tries to squirm out of it, and just as it looks like he might escape Method Man slams him back and spikes him into the mat with the Methods of Mayhem!*
King: Holy @#%$!
Ozzy: What the @#%$?!
*Method Man gets up, looks down at the KOd Jericho and just places his foot on his chest as the ref makes the count, 1... 2... 3.*
King: Well you have your winners.
Ozzy: Fuckin crazy mother @#%$!
*Shadow On The Sun hits the PA as Method Man steps out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp holding his arms up in the air as Xtreme Warrior and Brandon Taylor continue brawling in the crowd.*
Winners via pin fall: Xtreme Warrior & Method Man
King: Well folks, it has come time for our main event of the evening.
Ozzy: Unbelievable
*Footsteps are heard throughout the arena sending chills down everyone's spines. "DEADMAN WALKING. You've Done It Now, You've Gone And Made A Big Mistake." Undertaker appears on stage on his bike, hits his chest twice and makes his way down the ramp and around the ring. He gets off his bike when he does his complete rotation around the ring and gets in the ring. He walks towards each rope and throws his arms out.*
King: That is a very scary man
Ozzy: Fuckin @#%$.
*Bring Me To Life hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL." A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage as Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyon's waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
King: I believe we may just be looking at the next XWF Champion.
Ozzy: This homo?! Oh @#%$ no!
Singles Match
The Undertaker vs Appollyon
The Undertaker vs Appollyon
*Just as Undertaker begins to move his way towards Apollyon Dominique motions like she is going to get into the ring thus turning Takers attention to her. Just then Apollyon attacks him from behind and begins laying the boots to the dead man in the corner. He lifts him up to his feet and whips him to the opposite side and charges and hits a stiff clothesline, Undertaker stumbles out of the corner and Apollyon quickly hoists him up over his shoulder, he signals for a tombstone but Undertaker kicks his feet and gets behind Apollyon and locks on a tight TCB!*
King: He could have it won here!
Ozzy: Fuckin dead man!
*Apollyon squirms for life as Undertaker keeps the hold locked on tight, Apollyon goes down to his knees as he is finally out of energy as Undertaker wont let go just as Apollyon is about to give it all up Dominique slides into the ring and rakes the eyes of the Phenom. Undertaker releases the hold and Apollyon falls to the mat, Taker gets to his feet and backs Dominique in the corner, she pleads for him to let her go and apologizes but Undertaker grabs her by the throat and pulls her to the center of the ring he hoists her up into the air for a chokeslam but Apollyon comes from behind and nails Taker with a low blow, he drops Dominique and Apollyon takes advantage and nails the Apollyon Slam!*
King: Now Apollyon might have it won!
Ozzy: @#%$ no!
*Apollyon makes the cover but the Dead Man kicks out at 2. Apollyon gets to his feet and signals for the Darkside Bomb. He puts Takers head in between his legs and calls for the end he lifts him up to his shoulders, then elevates him but before he can drop him Taker begins laying in the punches to Apollyon's face and he collapses back with Taker landing on top of him. He makes the cover but Apollyon kicks out at 2. Taker gets to his feet and signals for the end Apollyon gets to his feet and Taker lifts him up looking for the Tombstone Piledriver, Apollyon struggles and kicks the ref in the face knocking him down. He finally slides back off of Taker, spins him around and hits the Twister From Hell!*
King: He has it won!
Ozzy: @#%$!
*Just as Apollyon gets to his feet to wake up the ref he is blindsided by a clothesline from none other than the XWF Champion. He stumbles to the ropes and then walks right into a Rock Bottom! Rock slides out of the ring and holds his XWF Championship up in the air as Taker slowly gets to his feet he sees what has happened and takes advantage of the situation, he hoists Apollyon up over his shoulder once again but this time plants him with the Tombstone Piledriver! He crosses Apollyon's arms over his chest and the ref counts, 1... 2... 3.*
Winner: The Undertaker
King: Undertaker did it!
Ozzy: @#%$ dead man!
*"You're Gonna Pay" hits the PA as Undertaker rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp he passes the Rock and stops and offers his hand Rock looks at him funny and then shakes the mans hand, he then smiles, yanks Taker in and nails him with a Rock Bottom on the cold hard steel of the ramp! Hollywood hits the PA as Rock holds his XWF Ultimate title high over his head and poses over the motionless body of the Undertaker as the show fades off the air*
