.::XWF Presents: Warfare [7/04/03]::.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare

USApocalypse

July 4th, 2003

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Tonight's Card:

XWF Cruiserweight Championship
Pablo Picassio vs Kris Quake (c)

XWF X-Title #1 Contendor Match
Order of Elimination Decides Order of Title Shots
Meth vs Stone Sour vs Brandon Taylor

XWF Xtreme Championship
Ladder Match
Chris Styles vs Chris Jericho (c)

XWF Worlds Championship #1 Contendership
The Undertaker vs. 'Primetime' Chris Sanders

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*Red, white, and blue pyros fire off as this week's special 4th of July edition of Warfare kicks off. The camera pans around the arena to show the audience in attendance as it finally brings the view to the commentators.*

King: Hi I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler and this is my good friend, the king of Rock 'N Roll, Ozzy Osbourne!
Ozzy: Kick this @#%$ @#%$ off!
King: We have a great card lined up for you folks tonight and well be seeing two titles put on the line.
Ozzy: And a @#%$ number one contender match to top all that @#%$ off!

*"Welcome to the Jungle" hits the sound system and plays for a few seconds, then Picassio walks to the steel ramp and waits for his music to pick up, once it does he jogs down to the ring with his arms extended slapping his fans hands. Once he reaches the ring he slides in and poses for the crowd*

King: This masked freak is going to get his second shot.
Ozzy: Kick his @#%$ ass!

*The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake walks out. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his chest bare chest as he walks down to the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then springs over the top rope into the ring and spins around to the middle of the ring with his arms once again spread.*

King: The greatest XWF Cruiserweight champ ever!
Ozzy: The only @#%$ XWF Cruiserweight champ ever

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XWF Cruiserweight Championship
Pablo Picassio vs Kris Quake

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*Both men circle the ring waiting to attack, finally Pablo takes the chance and charges Quake, the champion sidesteps him and he bounces off the ropes, Quake takes advantage and nails a spinebuster on Pablo! Quake gets up and locks on a side leg lock looking for the submission as Pablo squirms to the ropes to make the ref break the hold. Quake wrenches back on the leg trying to get Pablo to tap out, finally Pablo gets to his other foot and rolls through flipping Quake off of him, Pablo hops to his feet and nails a standing dropkick onto the champion, he then runs to the ropes and hits a rolling senton onto the champion and makes the cover but Quake kicks out at 2.*

King: Pablo almost had the win there.
Ozzy: Fuckin Mexican!

*Pablo lifts Quake up off the ground and whips him to the corner and follows but Quake lifts the boot up and dazes Pablo with a kick to the face, Pablo stumbles back a little and Quake takes advantage with a stiff DDT right into the mat. Quake makes the cover but Pablo gets the shoulder up at 2, Quake gets back to his feet and kicks Pablo in the head and then climbs to the second rope, he signals to the crowd and then hops off with a guillotine leg drop onto the neck of the challenger. Quake makes the cover but once again Pablo gets the shoulder up angering the champion very much.*

King: Pablo just wont die.
Ozzy: @#%$ crazy ass Mexican I'm telling you.

*Quake lifts Pablo up to his feet and locks on a face lock and snaps him over with a quick suplex, he then gets to his feet and drops the elbow on the sternum of the challenger and makes the cover and once again Pablo gets the shoulder up. Quake gets to his feet and tosses Pablo to the corner, he charges at him but Pablo handsprings off the top rope and rolls Quake up with a reverse cradle, 1 2 Quake gets the shoulder up just barely! Pablo begins to get to his feet but Quake nails him with a low blow, Pablo grabs his groin and hunches forward as Quake quickly takes advantage and climbs to the top rope, he hooks Pablo's arms and then flips forward with the Quake.2 but Pablo drops down countering the move into a roll up, 1... 2... 3!*

King: Pablo did it!
Ozzy: @#%$ yeah!

*Welcome to the Jungle hits the PA as Pablo rolls out of the ring clutching the Cruiserweight title close to his chest, he makes his way up the ramp holding the title up and posing for the crowd as Quake is in the ring arguing with the ref that he was robbed.*

Winner via pinfall and NEW XWF Cruiserweight Champion: Pablo Picassio

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*The arena falls dim and fills with a red mist. The PA systems rattles as the sounds of American Head Charge "A Violent Reaction" shakes the arena walls. Meth stalks from behind the curtain and makes his way toward the ring, hanging his head low, with a sadistic grin on his face. He stops halfway down the ramp to look out into the dense crowd of fans. He look to the left...then to his right, and continues back down the ramp. He rolls under the bottom rope and pulls himself to the nearby corner, and sits and tightens his wrist tape as he prepares for his opponent. He sinks down into the turnbuckle and wipes the sweat from his brow and awaits his opponent as his music fades...*

King: Meth is a really down to earth person.
Ozzy: Hes crazy.

*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights fill the arena, at the top of the ramp Stone Sour comes through the curtains. He stands at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering to the entrance, he walks down the ramp and slides in the ring, he then ascends a turnbuckle and begins taunting in a Crucifix pose. He jumps down and walks to the other side of the ring where he starts to stretch and warm up.*

King: Stone Sour is crazy very strange to say the least.
Ozzy: Like me I like him already.

*The opening drums to "We Want Fun" begins to play. They echo throughout the stands and hallways. The lights dim down, and a spot light flashes over the entrance of the Xtreme Tron. Out comes 4 guys going their separate ways spreading across the Xtreme Tron stage. They put down some firecrackers, and light them off. They pop like crazy, and out comes Brandon Taylor in a giant shopping cart, holding a sparkler in his hand. He rolls down the ramp, and rams straight into the ring. He cart shoots him forward over the top rope and onto the mat. He dusts himself off, and takes off his helmet. He then looks out to the crowd, and waves at them. He walks over to the turnbuckle, and rests his helmet down on it. He then unzips his jump suit, and appears just to be a normal guy in normal clothes looking like Bam Margera.*

King: Brandon Taylor, XWF Commish good man.
Ozzy: Fuckin pansy.

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3-Way Elimination XWF X-Title #1 Contender Match
The Order of Eliminations Decides the Order of Title Shots
Meth vs Stone Sour vs Brandon Taylor

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*All three men begin to brawl in the middle of the ring with rights and lefts flying back and forth, finally Brandon Taylor from out of nowhere is knocked out of the ring and hits the apron rather hard knocking him out and dazing him. Meth and Stone Sour go at it back and forth, Stone Sour whips Meth to the ropes and catches him with a quick powerslam and makes the cover but Meth kicks out at 2. Stone Sour lifts him to his feet and attempts a DDT but Meth rolls out and shoves him into the corner, Stone Sour swings at Meth but he ducks under and hits Meth with a backdrop.*

King: Stone Sour really wants this win.
Ozzy: @#%$ sick bastard!

*Meth gets to his feet and attempts a DDT on Stone Sour but he shoves him away and nails him with a quick piledriver. Stone Sour takes to the top rope and scouts Meth, he signals to the crowd and then takes flight looking for the Famous Driver but Meth moves out of the way and Stone Sour crashes down onto the mat. Stone Sour begins to slowly get to his feet holding his tail bone in pain, he looks around but no Meth, finally from out of nowhere Meth locks on a dragon sleeper and locks in the hold tight trying to make Stone Sour tap out.*

King: Come on Sour, hold on!
Ozzy: @#%$ Meth bastard!

*Meth sees that Stone Sour isn't submitting so finally he spins around driving Stone Sours head into the mat with the Methods of Mayhem! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3.*

King: And Stone Sour has been eliminated.
Ozzy: @#%$!

Eliminated via pinfall: Stone Sour

*Brandon Taylor slowly crawls into the ring as Stone Sour is rolled out and helped up the ramp, Taylor gets to his feet and slowly moves toward Meth, Meth turns around and swings the arm but Taylor ducks under and hits a sloppy superkick from out of nowhere! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... Meth kicks out at 2. Taylor gets to his feet and pulls Meth up with him, he lifts Meth up for an XXXtacy but Meth rolls through and rolls Taylor up for the win.*

King: Meth gets the first title shot!
Ozzy: Fuckin ay!

*"A Violent Reaction" hits the PA as Meth rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp holding his arms up in the air and motioning the Xtreme title around his waist.*

Winner via pinfall and #1 contender for the Xtreme Championship: Meth

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*"Self Esteem" by Offspring picks up over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans causing them to boo even louder. Styles stands at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begins his decent down the ramp flexing and mocking the fans the entire way. Styles hops up onto apron and then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.*

King: Chris Styles is my hero!
Ozzy: Fuckin @#%$.

*A countdown from 5 to 0 starts on the Titan Tron with a "Y2J" over the numbers, once the countdown hits 0, the lights black out, green flames explode on the stage, and "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys starts to play. The lights come back on, and Jericho is standing with his back to the arena, holding his arms straight out horizontally.*

King: Chris Jericho is really going to get his ass kicked.
Ozzy: Blonde piece of @#%$.

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Ladder Match for the XWF Xtreme Championship
Chris Styles vs Chris Jericho

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*Styles and Jericho lock up with Styles getting the upper hand, he whips Jericho to the ropes and kicks him in the gut and hits the Styles Effect from out of nowhere. Styles quickly rolls out of the ring and pulls the ladder up and shoves it in under the bottom rope. Style slides into the ring and begins setting up the ladder.*

King: Styles might already have it won.

*Styles gets the ladder up but Jericho has also gotten to his feet by now, Jericho swings at Styles but he ducks under and forces Jericho's head in between his legs, he lifts him up and then hooks the arms and drives him into the mat with the Styles Clash!*

King: Styles' 3 title reigns are really showing here tonight.
Ozzy: Fuckin great match!

*Styles begins to climb the ladder and just as he is about to grab the belt Meth comes from out of the crowd and nails Styles in the back with a chair! Styles falls down to the mat but stays on his feet as Meth locks on a dragon sleeper and then nails Styles with the Methods of Mayhem!*

Ozzy: What the @#%$ is he doing?!
King: If Styles wins the deal is off, Meth wont get the title shot.

*Meth then looks at Jericho and tells him to get the title, Jericho begins to climb the ladder as Styles lays motionless on the mat, Jericho climbs rung by rung until finally he reaches the top. Jericho looks back down at Styles to make sure he is not moving and then finally reaches up and pulls the Xtreme title down winning the match.*

King: And Jericho retains his Xtreme championship with the help of Meth.
Ozzy: @#%$ Chris Styles was robbed!

*"Break the Walls Down" hits the PA as Jericho makes his way back up the ramp with the Xtreme title clutched in his arms as Chris Styles remains on the mat collecting his thoughts and trying to figure out where he is and just who in the hell he is for that matter.*

Winner via belt retrieval and STILL XWF Xtreme Champion: Chris Jericho

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King: Well folks, its come time for our main event of the evening.
Ozzy: The winner of this match will be facing Apollyon for the Ultimate championship whenever the owners see it fit to have the match.

*Footsteps are heard throughout the arena sending chills down everyone's spines. "DEADMAN WALKING. You've Done It Now, You've Gone And Made A Big Mistake." Undertaker appears on stage on his bike, hits his chest twice and makes his way down the ramp and around the ring. He gets off his bike when he does his complete rotation around the ring and gets in the ring. He walks towards each rope and throws his arms out.*

King: Chris Sanders is going to destroy Undertaker!
Ozzy: Fuckin Hollywood piece of @#%$.

*The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the ceiling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and does a "yawn" as he waits for his opponent to arrive.*

King: Undertaker I thought he was dead?!
Ozzy: @#%$ dead man!

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XWF Worlds Championship #1 Contendership
The Undertaker vs. 'Primetime' Chris Sanders

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*Undertaker grabs Sanders and quickly tosses him into the corner and begins laying into him with rights and lefts. He drags him out of the corner by his head and then lifts him up and drops him down with a stiff suplex. Taker lifts Sanders back up and puts him up onto the top rope and then tosses him off with an overhead press type maneuver.*

King: Undertaker is really opening up tonight.
Ozzy: @#%$ dead man I'm telling you.

*Undertaker reaches down to lift him up but Sanders socks him in the face and springs to his feet and begins stomping Undertaker on the ground, he drops an elbow, gets back to his feet and then drops a quick leg drop across the neck and makes the pin but Undertaker kicks out. Sanders gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes and takes Undertaker down with a clothesline, he then drops another elbow and runs to the ropes and takes a recovering Undertaker down with another clothesline.*

King: Now Sanders is exploding in the Undertaker.
Ozzy: They're both @#%$ crazy.

*Sanders backs up into the corner and charges Undertaker with a Celestial Spear but Taker moves and shoves Sanders face first into the ring post and then locks on the TCB right in the middle of the ring. Sanders fights and fights trying to escape Takers clutch but he just cant. Sanders drops down to one knee losing his oxygen and just when he is about to give up some how squirms out and locks on a half crab on Undertaker.*

King: Ha, now Taker is the one in pain.
Ozzy: @#%$ Hollywood prick!

*Sanders climbs to the top rope and stocks Undertaker, just when Taker gets to his feet Sanders takes flight and connects with a huge flying clothesline! Sanders rolls through and stands in the corner waiting for Taker to get to his feet Taker gets up and Sanders lets loose with a thunderous Celestial Spear! Sanders makes the cover, 1... 2... Undertaker just barely gets the shoulder up!*

King: Wow I thought Sanders had it won there.
Ozzy: @#%$ Americans!

*Sanders gets to his feet and shoves Undertakers head in between his legs and yells something out to the crowd. Sanders attempts to lift Taker up for the Earth Rave but he is just too heavy. Sanders lifts Taker up and takes him down with a brutal Hand Of Fate! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... Undertaker kicks out again!*

King: How in the hell did he kick out of that?!
Ozzy: Taker is @#%$ crazy.

*Sanders gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, he bounces off and Undertaker catches him by the throat and plants him with a Chokeslam!*

King: From out of nowhere!
Ozzy: Oh @#%$!

*Taker signals to the crowd that its time and lifts Sanders up and places his head in between his legs. Undertaker lifts his fist into the air signaling for the Last Ride powerbomb, just as he reaches down around Sanders midsection Apollyon slides into the ring with a chair as Dominique distracts the referee, Apollyon lets loose with a brutal chair shot to the back of Undertakers head making him collapse onto the ground. Sanders takes advantage of this and bridges over with the pin Dominique hops off the apron and Trish yells for the ref to make the count, 1... 2... 3.*

King: Well that was interesting
Ozzy: @#%$ dead man got screwed!
King: Apollyon is a brutal champion!

Winner via pinfall and #1 contender for the XWF Worlds Championship: "Primetime" Chris Sanders

*South Of Heaven plays over the PA as Sanders rolls out of the ring with his arms held high in the air and Trish helping him up the ramp and to the back. Undertaker sits up in the ring realizing that he has been screwed and sees Apollyon at the top of the ramp holding his title up in the air. Undertaker gets to his feet and stares across the arena at Apollyon and then at Chris Sanders.*

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*After the last match and all of the wrestlers leave the ring, the commentators start to tell the television audience good night, when who should come un-announced from backstage? None other than the former World Heavyweight Champion himself, Sean OHaire. He walks down the entrance ramp as the commentators question the reasons that he is here. OHaire walks up to the announcer table and sits down.*

Ozzy: What are you doing here? You're not even employed by the XWF!
OHaire: Well I had to come down and see whats about to happen first hand, and about me not being employed, well, we will see about that.

*There is a sort pause, quickly ended by the Canadian Maple Leaf being shown on the screen with some kind of instrumental music playing in the background.*

Ozzy: What the hell is this?

*A few seconds pass and a man walks out from the back. He is wearing a black and grey suit and momentarily stops to fix his tie. No sooner than doing so, the crowd starts to boo him.*

Ozzy: Oh my God! Do you know who that is?
King: It can't be... but it is!
Ozzy: That's Lance Storm! Former owner of the No Smackdown Mercy empire!

*Storm looks around on stage with a smirk on his face and continues to make his way down to the ring.*

Ozzy: What the hell is he doing here? What business does he have here?

*Storm climbs the steps and enters the ring with microphone in hand. After a quick pause he begins to taunt the crowd, one could only imagine what he has to say tonight.*

Storm: The last time you saw me I was in a federation down south called nSm. Since then I've been watching the great XWF from home, but something was missing, until last week. You see as I was watching a XWF recap show when I received a phone call from none other than Big Bill. He called me up and said, Storm we need you here and we don't care what the price. He told me that he had bought me a plane ticket and to pick it up at the airport tomorrow morning, and that my flight left at eleven. Later that evening I arrive at his house, where we spent all night working on my contract and if you hang tight a second I will read you part of it.

*Storm takes out his reading glasses as a stunned crowd still remains silent. He caught one good time and takes the paper work from inside his coat, he begins to read.*

Storm: "...by signing this contract you and the first party agree that the contract cannot be annulled or voided without mutually agreeing in writing..." Now a lot of you people in this audience are wondering why this is so important. Why is it important that a wrestler like me has a contract that basically says he can't be fired from. Well if you uneducated, filthy and disgusting Americans would give me a chance I would tell you why.

*The crowd, not liking his comments, begins to boo and start chanting USA USA USA*

Storm: For you see, the old is out, and the new is in. Because as of right now I have the honor to announce that Brandon Taylor YOU'RE FIRED!

Ozzy: Oh my God! This cant be happening.

Storm: Calm down everyone, you haven't even heard the best news of all, because I also have the honor of announcing his successor Ladies and Gentlemen, your new XWF commissioner

King: Well, who is it?

Storm: Me.

Ozzy: This is bull @#%$! Brandon Taylor was doing a fine job, we don't need the likes of Lance Storm in our ranks.
King: Better watch it, hes our boss now.

*Show fades out.*