.::XWF Presents: Warfare [7/18/03]::.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare

July 18th, 2003

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Tonight's Card:

Tag Team Elimination Match
Winner faces O'Haire and Taz at the PPV
Team xXx vs The Naturals vs Raven/RVD

XWF Cruiserweight Championship
Amazing Red vs Pablo Picassio (c)

XWF Xtreme Championship
Special Ref: Lance Storm
Vendetta X Lumberjack Match, No Run-ins
Brandon Taylor vs Chris Jericho (c)

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*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the.................FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light fill the arena, at the top of the ramp The Xtreme Warrior comes through the curtains. He starts to taunt the crowd at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering to the entrance. He starts jogging down the ramp and slides in the ring, he ascends a turnbuckle and begins taunting the crowd once more. He jumps down and walks to the other side of the ring where he starts to stretch and warm up.*

King: Former Tag Team Champions, Team XXX, are now in then run for their own gold... how sad.
Ozzy: Yes indeed, now on with the match introductions.

*The arena's lights begin flashing sporadically as the bass thumps of "Above" by Finger Eleven begins playing. The two commonly known to the world as "The Naturals" walk out to grace the crowd.*

"Inside I'm gone \\ You knew that all along
Without the distance you never get away"

*Mikey walks to the edge of the ramp, raising his arms in the air, while Ricky walks to the opposite side, standing there flexing his muscles. He raises one arm towards the ramp, while Mikey raises another, and they both swing their arms down simultaneously, two pyros in the center of the stage exploding soon after. Mikey and Ricky both come together, giving each other high fives, as they turn to walk down the ramp.*

"Plastic bag image \\ Is over now it's over now
The color fading is all the way to grey"

*They both slide into the ring, Ricky coming to his feet spinning in the glamour of all the camera flashes, with Mikey jumping on the second rope, running his fingers through his hair and pointing to a lady in the front row of the crowd. He shoots her a wink, and then jumps down as their music begins to fade out.*

King: Stop! That's my girlfriend!
Ozzy: I thought you said that one was your girlfriend.
King: Shhh, damn it, she might hear you.

*The arena goes black as "End Of Everything" By Steromud hits. Out from the back comes Raven who pushes his Shopping cart full of weapons out onto the stage. Raven stops on the top of the entrance ramp & pulls his arms out doing his 'Crucifix' taunt.*

King: Wait a minute, wheres Rob Van Dam?
Ozzy: Sources say he is... missing.

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XWF Tag Team #1 Contendership Match
Winners Fight the Tag Team Champions at XWF Summer Sanitarium
Team XXX vs. The Naturals vs. Raven

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*The bell rings, and Raven stands only in his own corner. The first two in our The Naturals' Mikey, and Team XXX's Xtreme Warrior. The two meet up in the middle of the ring, as everyone else takes their spots. The Xtreme Warrior locks up with Mikey, and begins to push him around. He pushes him into a turnbuckle, and then lets go. Mikey lunges out and clotheslines down The Xtreme Warrior, in one swift move. Mikey taunts the crowd, as The Xtreme Warrior rolls up Mikey with his leg, 1....2..KICKOUT before 3. Mikey gets up off his knees and stalks The Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior begins to taunt Mikey, and then asks for a lock up. Mikey locks up, and quickly knees The Xtreme Warrior in the gut. Mikey locks up The Xtreme Warrior for a pulling powerslam, and slams him down. The Xtreme Warrior lands on the back of his head. He crawls and tags in Stone Sour. Stone Sour runs and gets kicked into the face with a dropkick by Mikey. Stone Sour gets back up, and Mikey goes for another. Raven shoos it away, and elbow drops down on Mikey's face.*

King: Ouch.
Ozzy: Big Ouch.

*Mikey gets up, and begins to bleed from his nose. Mikey tags in his partner, Ricky. Ricky runs in and Stone Sour punches him right in the head. Stone Sour punches him again and again and into the ropes. Stone Sour then tries to clothesline him over, but Ricky ducks it and moves behind Stone Sour. Ricky locks up, and hits a German Suplex! Ricky, still holding on, pulls up Stone Sour again, and hits another German Suplex! Stone Sour trying to tag in anyone, and almost does tag Mikey back in, but he cant because Ricky and Mikey are on the same team. Ricky hits another suplex, away from the turnbuckle. Ricky pulls up Stone Sour one last time. The Xtreme Warrior jumps off the turnbuckle though, and plows right into Ricky with a huge dropkick.*

King: Great return by the Xtreme Warrior!

*Mikey runs in and punches The Xtreme Warrior into a turnbuckle. Mikey runs back, and then measures up for a running clothesline. Stone Sour runs up from behind, and bulldogs Mikey. Stone Sour slides right out of the ring from the momentum. Stone Sour weakly gets up from the outside. Ricky runs and clotheslines The Xtreme Warrior into the turnbuckle instead. He punches The Xtreme Warrior over and over again. Ricky props him up on the turnbuckle. Ricky climbs up, and hooks up the Xtreme Warrior for the Super-Plex. He pulls on The Xtreme Warrior, but the Xtreme Warrior forces out of it. The Xtreme Warrior instead counters with a Super-Plex right off the turnbuckle, and straight out to the ringside! The crowd goes nuts from the huge move, and some small Holy @#%$ chants start up.*

King: DAMN!
Ozzy: Holy @#%$!

*Stone Sour crawls into the ring, just as Mikey gets up. They turn to each other, and then start punching. Stone Sour knees Mikey in the gut, and then hooks up for The Famous Driver! Mikey squirms as much as he can, but Stone Sour hits it, and hits it hard! Raven finally runs into the ring from his corner, and kicks Stone Sour in the gut. He hits the Evenflow DDT! Raven pin Mikey, 1.....2....The Xtreme Warrior breaks up the cocky pin with an Enziguri Kick! Raven shakes his head, and gets up slowly. He turns to a running Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior hits a Running DDT, and takes out Raven! The Xtreme Warrior climbs a turnbuckle, near Raven. The Xtreme Warrior jumps off, and hits The Forecast! The crowd goes insane, as he pins him, 1....2....THE XTREME WARRIOR IS DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING!*

King: Holy @#%$ that was close!
Ozzy: God damn!

*Ricky pulls out the Xtreme Warrior, and the Xtreme Warrior falls out of the ring, and lands into a propped up chair, placed by Ricky! The Xtreme Warrior holds his back in pain, as Ricky whips The Xtreme Warrior over the barricade, and into the front row seats. Ricky slides himself in, and pins Raven, 1...2...BROKEN UP! Stone Sour pulls up Ricky, and hits the 180 Diving Fameasser! Stone Sour pins Ricky, 1...2..BROKEN UP! Mikey pulls up Stone Sour, and throws him over the top rope.*

King: Can this get any more F-ed up?
Ozzy: Oh yes it can!

*Mikey falls down and pins Raven, 1.....Xtreme Warrior slides into the ring...2.....Ricky dropkicks The Xtreme Warrior right out of the ring just before he breaks up the count.....3!!! The Naturals win it!*
Winners and #1 Tag Team Contenders: The Naturals!

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*Amazing Red's music hits as he makes his way out onto the stage, down the ramp and into the ring ready for his match.*

King: This guy really is amazing.
Ozzy: Crazy Mexican fuckin owns!

*"Welcome to the Jungle" hits the sound system and plays for a few seconds, then Picassio walks to the steel ramp and waits for his music to pick up, once it does he jogs down to the ring with his arms extended slapping his fans hands. Once he reaches the ring he slides in and poses for the crowd.*

King: And here's our champion.
Ozzy: Fuckin ay.

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XWF Cruiserweight Championship
Amazing Red vs Pablo Picassio

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*Pablo leaps off the second rope and quickly starts off the match by nailing Red with a springboard Dropkick. Red rolls onto the ground and gains his balance back on his feet and attempts a snap mare but Pablo flips over and lands on his feet and back kicks Red in the gut, he then spins around and hits a quick DDT and makes the cover but Red kicks up to his feet and out of the pin and shoves Pablo into the corner, runs up the front of him and kicks him in the face. Pablo stumbles out and Red nails him with an inziguri and makes the cover but Pablo kicks out at 2.*

King: Very quick paced match by these two.
Ozzy: @#%$ insane.

*Red quickly climbs to the top rope and awaits Pablo's recovery, the champion gets to his feet and stumbles around a little and then finally Red takes flight and nails him with a missile dropkick right to his chest. Red makes the cover but Pablo once again kicks out at 2 angering Red just a little. Red attempts to lift Pablo to his feet but Pablo rolls back cradling Red, 1... 2 Red kicks out at 2.*

King: Pablo almost won it there, Red better look out.

*Red gets to his feet and begins kicking away at Pablo, he finally catches Reds foot and spins him around and hits a bridging German Suplex! The ref begins to count as Reds feet hang there seemingly motionless, 1 2 Red rolls out of the pin. Pablo gets to his feet and kicks Red in the gut and shoves his head in between his legs, he lifts him up for a powerbomb but Red floats over the shoulders, hooks the legs and drives Pablo back into the mat with the Code Red! The ref slides down and begins the count, 1... 2... PABLO JUST BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!*

Ozzy: Fuckin Red man almost got the pin.
King: Come on Pablo get crazy!

*Red looks at the ref in disbelief as he explains that Pablo got the shoulder up, Red finally whips Pablo to the corner and lifts him up to the top rope. Amazing Red climbs to the top standing in front of Pablo and signals to the crowd, he jumps back and attempts a hurricanranna but Pablo holds onto the top rope and Red falls back landing hard on his head. Red folds up like an accordion and lays motionless as Pablo regains his composure. Pablo stands up on the top rope signaling to the crowd and finally flies off crashing down onto Red with the Painting The Canvas, he makes the cover, 1... 2... 3.*

King: Well he did it.
Ozzy: @#%$ retained

*"Welcome to the Jungle: hits the PA as Pablo grabs onto his belt and makes his way out of the ring as the crowd cheers and Amazing Red slowly gets back to his feet trying to figure out what happened.*

Winner via pinfall and still XWF Cruiserweight Champion: Pablo Picassio

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*The opening drums to "We Want Fun" begins to play. They echo throughout the stands and hallways. The lights dim down, and a spot light flashes over the entrance of the Xtreme Tron. Out comes 4 guys going their separate ways spreading across the Xtreme Tron stage. They put down some firecrackers, and light them off. They pop like crazy, and out comes Brandon Taylor in a giant shopping cart, holding a sparkler in his hand. He rolls down the ramp, and rams straight into the ring. He cart shoots him forward over the top rope and onto the mat. He dusts himself off, and takes off his helmet. He then looks out to the crowd, and waves at them. He walks over to the turnbuckle, and rests his helmet down on it. He then unzips his jump suit, and appears just to be a normal guy in normal clothes looking like Bam Margera*

King: Here comes the former commish...
Ozzy: I can only wonder what will Lance Storm do to the poor fellow.

*The Canadian Maple leaf is displayed on the titantron as a remixed edition of the Canadian Anthem is play. Lance Storm appears from the back and the crowd instantly starts to boo. They don't like him, and they don't want him. Storm knows this but doesn't care because he is on top of the XWF world. He makes his way down the entrance ramp and into the ring.*

King: Wait a minute, I think Lance Storm has come out a little too early.
Ozzy: Storm obviously hates Brandon Taylor, and its obvious that Brandon hates Storm.

*Storm gets right into the face of Brandon Taylor, as the rest of Vendetta X stand around the ring, waiting. A countdown from 5 to 0 starts on the Titan Tron with a "Y2J" over the numbers, once the countdown hits 0, the lights black out, green flames explode on the stage, and "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys starts to play. The lights come back on, and Jericho is standing with his back to the arena, holding his arms straight out horizontally. Jericho makes his way down to the ring, and pasts Vendetta X. He climbs into the ring, and the bell rings.*

King: The question here is, folks, will this be a fair fight?

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Lumber Jack Match for the XWF Xtreme Championship
Brandon Taylor vs. Chris Jericho (c)
Special Referee: Lance Storm
Lumberjacks: Vendetta X (Stable)

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*Brandon and Jericho circle each other as Vendetta X waits outside, and Lance Storm carefully watches. Jericho takes a swing at Brandon, but Brandon ducks it. Brandon goes for a punch on Jericho, but Jericho ducks. Jericho locks on with Brandon and they begin to push each other with all of their might. Jericho pushes Brandon back a step, but Brandon then pushes Jericho back a step too. Jericho then rolls back, and keeps holding Brandon. He monkey flips Brandon over with his feet, and Brandon lands on the other side of Jericho. Jericho gets up, and so does Brandon. Jericho goes for a windmill kick, but Brandon barely ducks it. Brandon kicks out Jericho's leg out from under him. Brandon then goes for a superkick, as Jericho lands on his knees, but Jericho throws himself on his back. Jericho kicks Brandon off his feet as well, and they both equal each other up on their knees. The crowd pops.*

King: This match is already becoming interesting.

*Jericho gets up, and Sean OHaire gets impatient and grabs Brandon's leg! Sean OHaire tries to pull him out of the ring. Brandon slips his foot free, and kicks Sean in the face. Sean falls back, and Jericho and Brandon stand in the ring, watching as the rest of Vendetta X begins to get impatient. Brandon turns, and Lance Storm goes for a Superkick! Brandon ducks it, and back body drops Lance over the top rope and into a group of his own people. Shane Douglas slides in from the opposite side of the ring, and whacks Brandon Taylor in the back. Brandon hits the ropes, and bounces back. Shane Douglas goes for the The Franchiser! Jericho though takes out Shane Douglas instead! Jericho hits a spinning double heel kick!*

King: Jericho is a true XWFer!

*Jericho then superkicks Brandon Taylor right off the ground.*

Ozzy: Or not!

*Vendetta X storms the ring, as Jericho makes his escape. Out from behind the curtain, comes down The Naturals, Apollyon, and The Harris Brothers! The Naturals make it to the ring first, and immediately pick out the Tag Team Champions, Taz and Sean OHaire, from the rest. They begin to beat them up in the turnbuckles. The Harris Bros. slide in and take down Raven and Rob Van Dam! Apollyon rolls in and grabs Shane Douglas by the throat. Shane counters though, and kicks Apollyon in the knee. The Harris Brothers knock both Rob Van Dam and Raven out of the ring, and take themselves with them. Shane Douglas trips Apollyon right out of the ring, and follows him. Taz and OHaire get the upper hand on The Naturals. Brandon Taylor gets up in the middle of the ring, and BAM! Lance Storm hits a huge Superkick to knock him out! Jericho slides back in, and hits The Lionsault! 1....2....3! Lance Storm makes the bell ring, and Jericho has won it! Lance Storm raises Jericho's hand, as Brandon lays motionless on the ground.*

King: I cant believe it! I just cant believe it!!
Ozzy: This was one hell of a night!

*Jericho turns and kicks Storm in the gut, and flips him on his back. Jericho hooks on the Walls of Jericho, and Lance Storm yells in pain. Brandon rolls around, and total chaos is halted by a SWAT Team. They hold the two groups back, away from each other.*

King: Jesus Christ! Its total chaos!
Ozzy: Total @#%$ Chaos!!!

*The scene fades, as the SWAT Team tries to get Jericho off of Lance Storm.*