Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:28:13 GMT -5
The Extreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
EWF Monday Night Impact
EWF Monday Night Impact
August 13th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
EWF International Championship Tournament
Chris Jericho vs. The Undertaker
Strap Match
SSK vs. Method Man
EWF Hardcore Championship
Street Fight
Hardcore Harry vs. Wraith
#1 Contendership to the Hardcore Championship
Backyard Match
Vladius and RVD vs. Hell's Guardian and Kidd Metal
EWF Light Heavyweight/XWF Cruiserweight Unification Match
Chris Styles vs. Pablo Picassio (c)
Chris Jericho vs. The Undertaker
Strap Match
SSK vs. Method Man
EWF Hardcore Championship
Street Fight
Hardcore Harry vs. Wraith
#1 Contendership to the Hardcore Championship
Backyard Match
Vladius and RVD vs. Hell's Guardian and Kidd Metal
EWF Light Heavyweight/XWF Cruiserweight Unification Match
Chris Styles vs. Pablo Picassio (c)
*The arena explodes with pyro and lights flashing everywhere as EWF Impact officially kicks off live from the EWF arena.*
Bradley: Hello and welcome to the very first show of the EWF, Monday Night Impact. I'm Jerry Bradley sitting aside the illustrious Ninja Gato and we will be bringing you all of the live play by play action of the EWF right into your homes. Tonight we have some great matches for you all we will see the crowning of the new EWF Cruiserweight and Hardcore champions, and not to mention the very first round of the International championship tournament between Chris Jericho and the Undertaker. So ladies and gentlemen lets get to it!
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is a round one match-up for the International Championship!!!
*A huge counter appears on the Big Screen with the letters Y2J over it, and the counter counts down from 5 to 0. Once the counter hits 0, the lights go out for a second, and sparks explode from the stage. "The Fight Song" starts to play, and Jericho is shown standing with his back to the arena and his arms sticking straight out.*
Ring Announcer: Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 231 lbs... Chris Jericho!
*The fans begin to boo instantly, as Jericho walks down to the ring with a cocky stride, taunting the fans. He slides into the ring, and awaits his opponent.*
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 328 lbs... The Undertaker!
*The arena is pitch black then all of sudden lightening bolts comes down and strikes the stage as the stage catches on fire then out comes the undertaker,then he walks down the ramp in a slow walk and he enters the ring and knees down in the middle of the ring and lowers his head then he raises his arm and hand out and then he brings his head straight up as more lighting strikes the ring and pryo goes off *
International Championship Tournament First Round Match
Chris Jericho vs. Undertaker
Chris Jericho vs. Undertaker
*Jericho takes no delay in getting started, running at Undertaker, and dropkicking him while he is on his knees. Undertaker fall's backwards, but sits straight up, getting to his feet. Taker delivers a boot to the gut, and hits Jericho with a pumphandle slam. Taker gets up, and starts laying the boots to the ribs of Jericho. Jericho makes his way slowly to his knees, delivering a few shots to the gut, Taker grabs at Jericho's throat, signalling for the chokeslam. He lifts Jericho off his feet, and holds him in the air, as Jericho fights back, punching Taker in the face, and is dropped.*
Gato: Jericho just got out of that one!
Bradly: Jericho is back on his feet, and giving some tough shots to the chest of Taker!
*Taker gives a big boot to the jaw of Jericho, and drops a big leg on him. Taker grabs him by the hair, and picks him up. He grabs Jericho's arm, and climbs the ropes, the fan's start chanting "Old School!" As Taker hits it. Jericho drops, as Taker covers for the pin! One! Two! Thr-Kickout!*
Gato: Yet again, Jericho slips out!
Bradly: That one was two close for comfort!
*Jericho climbs to his feet slowly, and turns right into a big clothesline from Taker. As Jericho is "helped" to his feet by Taker, Taker puts him right back down with a big DDT! Then picks him up, throwing him between his legs, setting up the tombstone piledriver, but Jericho flips him over. Taker grabs him from under with some quick thinking, and rolls him up for another pin count! One! Two! Thre-Kickout!*
Gato: How does he keep getting out of these things!?
Bradly: Taker is back on his feet, as is Jericho, the two exchanging hard blows!
*Taker takes control, getting another hard right, and a hard left, then reaches for another chokeslam... He picks Jericho up, and Slams him down! He then covers for a darkness pin!*
Gato: Oh its over now!
*One!*
Bradly: That cant be good, it looks to be over!
*Two! Thr- Foot on ropes! Somehow, Jericho manages to get his leg on the ropes to end the count. Taker gets up, angry, arguing with the ref. As this is happening, Jericho gets a low blow, and rolls Taker up in the corner, putting his legs on the rope for leverage, the ref doesn't see, and goes in for the count!*
Gato: What is Jericho doing!? He cant do that!!!
Bradly: One... Two... Three!!! Jericho Cheated to pull off that victory!!!
Ring Announcer: And the winner, and moving on in the International Tournament, Chris Jericho!!!
*The Fans boo as Jericho celebrates his victory, and flees the ring. The camera fades to a commercial break.*
Gato: Holy good God what a night so far
Bradley: yeah but now we got to forget all that because we getting hardcore now
*The guitar riffs to "Faceless" by Godsmack is heard playing over the PA, the lights begin to fade, as the fans await the arrival of Wraith. They are barely seen at a platform, near the center of the first part of the seats. The fans near them start getting up to greet them, as Wraith starts high-fiving them, with Tara carrying the kendo stick. Wraith begins reaching in his pockets, for something, as the fans are screaming his name. He pulls out cans of beer, passing them out to the fans, all the way down to the bottom, if he gets a good enough throw in. They start making their way down the aisle, pacing themselves slowly, so they can meet some of the fans, with the music still blaring out. Wraith stops in the middle, as a fan moving out of his chair, with Wraith stepping up on it, and with the chair in front of the chair he stands on, he places his right foot in front, and holding the kendo stick, he starts cracking it over his head. Guitar riffs now start playing, as Wraith increases the amount of strength he puts in the hits, as the crack gets louder. Wraith starts making his way, quicker down to the ring, grabbing the Budweiser carrier from the seller, he puts the strap around his neck, and hands five $100 bills to the guy, and starts passing out the Budweiser's. He finishes tossing out the cans, and throws the carrier on the ground, as Tara carries the half broken kendo stick down to the ring, with Tara reaching the barricade first, she jumps over it, followed by Wraith. Wraith slides in the ring first, and holds the ropes down for Tara, as she hands him the kendo stick, he quickly gets on the 2nd turnbuckle, and smashing the kendo stick across his head a few more times, till it breaks, to psych himself up, as he awaits for the bell to ring.*
Gato: Talking about hardcore, I want to get a little of Tara's something something
Bradley: Something something you have one perverted mind
Gato: So what, at least you can't see what I doing
Bradley: Now that is sick man stop that
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air.Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him.Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope.He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms.When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants.He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent*
Bradley: How great is it to be back in a fed with the hardcore legend
Gato: You know what women call me in the bed
Bradley: No, and I don't want to know
Gato: GATO THE MAN THAT DOES HIS OWN STUNTS
Bradley: Ok shut up man, let's get to this brutal match
Street Fight for the EWF Hardcore Championship
Hardcore Harry vs. Wraith
Hardcore Harry vs. Wraith
*The bell rings and Harry attacks Wraith at an instant. With kicks to the gut and then throws him into the turnbuckle. Harry starts shoving his elbow into his sternum. Harry gets wraith and throws him outside the ring and goes to the ropes and yells at the people. As harry gets heat from them, Wraith is digging for weapons under the ring and gets a chair. As Harry goes through the ropes by Wraith, he swings that chair at him sending harry crashing to the outside. Wraith with a sick look on his face waits for Harry to get up and hits him again in the head. Then waits for him again but Harry ducks and punches the chair into Wraith's face. He falls on Wraith and the referee makes a 1...2... and a kick out from Wraith. Harry stumbling around picks Wraith up and picks him to the guardrail and slams his face on it. Then slams him to the steel ramp, Harry goes back to the ring and gets the chair and also goes under and gets two tables. As he gets the tables he takes Wraith and slams him again on the steel ramp. Making it hard for Wraith to get up, as Wraith is struggling getting to his feet Harry is setting up the tables on top of each other by the ExtremeTron. Harry starts to look around and finds his steel chair but Wraith runs at him before he can do anything with it. Wraith takes Harry and starts punching him in the face, thus busting him wide open. And making wraiths hand bloody. Wraith picks Harry up and hits a DDT on that same ramp causing more blood to come out. Making Harry limp, and not moving at all*
Gato: Damn Harry is getting his ass kicked man
Bradley: Yeah but you don't know Harry, he never gives up
Gato: But you know what those tables are going to backfire look what he is going to do
*Wraith stacks the tables up instead and then lays Harry across those tables and proceeds to climb up the titantron. As Wraith take his time Harry starts to stir around and gets the chair by him. Wraith gets ready to jump but Harry gets up and takes that chair and throws it up there. It connects with Wraith skull and wraith is dazed. As he is dazed Wraith falls off the titantron and goes crashing through the tables.*
Bradley: HOLY @#%$
Gato: Can you say that
Bradley: I think so
Gato: Ok if you get fired can I have your chair?
Bradley: (doesn't say anything)
*Harry not moving and Wraith not moving, but soon later harry goes to make the cover and the referee makes the 1....2.... and Wraith still gets his hand up. Causing these fans to rise in excitement, and also causing Harry to strike the referee in the face. Harry seems to be in complete control. He takes wraith and give him a T-bone suplex against the Impact set, but can't make the cover since he knocked the ref out. Harry takes the limp body of Wraith and brings him backstage. Throwing him against the walls and slamming his head against doors. As Harry takes Wraith by his head he bust into a lockerroom with happens to be a divas locker room. He gets slapped in the face as he goes in by a diva and as he took his eyes off Wraith, Wraith reaches into a purse and grabs some mace. As Harry grabs Wraith he gets sprayed in the eyes and starts holding his eyes screaming in pain.*
Gato: Come on go back in the diva's room
Bradley: Why don't you just get up and go in there yourself, I'm trying to pay attention to these guys killing each other
Gato: No because if I leave I won't be here when I get promoted when you're fired
*Wraith begins to get full control and takes Harry around backstage who can't see worth @#%$. Wraith takes Harry and some how suplexes his big ass onto the hard ass ground. Wraith looks around and sees a security room and a guy sitting there looking at playboy.*
Gato: Hey that is mine
*Wraith grabs Harry by his hair and gets a running start. He then tosses him right through the window and Harry lands on the guy. Wraith opens the door and gets a TV monitor in his hand and when Harry gets up he connects with it. Wraith then chokes Harry with a television cord lying around. The Wraith takes a cover on Harry. A new referee has come and makes a cover. 1...2... and a kick out by Harry, this is making Wraith frustrated and Wraith don't know what to do, Wraith picks up the playboy and rubs the current page on his face. As if something may be on the page, and it makes harry gag. Wraith goes to pick Harry up in this state. Wraith receives a low blow and falls to the ground. Harry gets to his feet and the ref puts water in his eyes so he can see better. Then Harry shoves the ref back and throws him through the broken window and then heads somewhere else. Harry takes Wraith and Irish whips him through the wall and it sends wraith falling down. Harry grabs another chair and begins to strike Wraith with it. Both men are badly busted open and the match looks like it will be stopped but it goes on*
Bradley: Where do these guys get the fight from?
Gato: Who knows man but I loving this blood fest
*Harry takes Wraith to a door in the back and it leads to a parking lot, where every wrestlers car's are, and Harry lurks around looking for Wraith's @#%$ box. After he finds it he takes wraith and kicks him in the gut and suplexs him on the hood and then stands on his car. He grabs him around the throat and gives him a double handed chokeslam. Caving in Wraith's roof and breaking Wraith in pieces. As Harry gets a sick smile on his face he looks around by cars and finds what he was looking for*
Bradley: What is that Gato
Gato: That is a @#%$ brick
Bradley: I seen what he did to Death Trap not Wraith now
*As wraith starts to stir Harry has that brick ready and as soon as he gets in his target harry goes in. Harry slams the brick on his head, making the brick bust to pieces. Harry pulls keys from his boots and opens his cars doors. He pulls out a 6 pack and opens 2 cans. He gives one to Wraith and one to himself. Harry starts saying something*
Harry: You see the only thing your good for is carrying my bags.
*Harry makes the cover and counts with the ref. The ref makes the 1....2.... but Wraith kicks out. Harry shocked takes the ref and says that is bullshit and strikes the ref like the other. As Harry turns Wraith gets up and slowly plays possum again. Harry gets on the roof of the car and calls for the roll the dice. Harry sets him up and spins him, but Wraith counters and hits a METRIOD KILLER off the car and the two land on the ground, but as he drapes his hand over Harry no ref again. Wraith gets up holding his back and is pissed. He takes Harry by the head and slams him into a pole. Wraith then picks him up for a atomic drop and drives him into the pole with his legs open. Wraith looks around and an idea strikes him again. Wraith takes a @#%$ed up Harry to the back of the arena and when they get there he looks up to see a truck. Wraith makes a ladder to climb the truck and he is pulling Harry by his hair to get him there. When there up there Wraith goes for a painkiller. He taunts with it too long and Harry gets back to his regular state. Harry gives him another low blow and then sets him up for the roll the dice. He hits it not once but follows it up with a brainbuster on the top of the truck. At this time people are outside watching this go on and seeing the blood drip in puddles. Harry goes down the ladder and tells the guys to get some tables. Meanwhile Wraith is up there just resting and hurting. Harry has gotten 8 tables set up in stacks of two by each other*
Harry: You watch your so called FUTURE HARDCORE ICON AFTER I DO THIS @#%$
Bradley: He is @#%$ crazy! What is he going to do?
Gato: I have no idea Jerry
*As harry heads back up there and sets Wraith up. He calls for the hangman's DDT and Wraith is hardly moving. As he picks him up all of a sudden Tara comes and hits Harry with a steel chair. It didn't faze him and Harry puts his hand around her throat, and slams her with a double handed chokeslam.*
Bradley: Oh my God Wraith is moving
Gato: Wait was he using Tara as bait
*Wraith jumps on the back of Harry and locks in the Wrath of Wraith. Harry looks like he is going to tap but he can't, but it seems they are getting to close to the edge of the truck. The camera zooms in on the bloody face of Wraith and he smiles. Wraith releases the hold and spins him around. Wraith jumps off the truck with Harry hitting the Metriod killer and landing through all 8 tables.*
Gato & Bradley: HOLY @#%$ @#%$
*The fans outside chant "holy shit" as Tara gets off the truck a little dazed and drapes the arm of Wraith over Harry. Then a referee comes and makes the 1...2...3...Wraith is the new hardcore champion*
Ring Announcer: Your winner and NEW EWF Hardcore Champion, Wraith!
*EMTs come by and get both Harry and Wraith on stretchers. The referee takes the hardcore title and puts it on Wraith. Both he and Tara get in one ambulance while. Harry gets in another one right away*
*Scene cuts to the back with Steve Testosterone standing in front of a television monitor with Mike Jericho.*
Steve: MJ... what are your thoughts on what you just saw on this television?
MJ: Holy @#%$ did you just see that?! I love this company... that's exactly why I'm here... because I want to see people like them kick the living @#%$ out of each other and put money in my pocket. Look at that... we have a brand new EWF Hardcore champion and he's half dead laying there in a pool of his own blood... I just can't get enough of this @#%$.
Steve: So I take it you enjoyed the match?
MJ: Hell yeah I enjoyed it! As a matter of fact I enjoyed it so much... that I'm signing a rematch as of this moment for next week's Impact... it will be the NEW EWF Hardcore champion, Wraith facing off against the challenger... the Hardcore Legend himself... Hardcore Harry in the rematch of the ages. Damn it's gonna be great!
Steve: Wow... well you heard it folks, a huge announcement from our boss Mike Jericho.
MJ: Yeah that's right... EWF ROCKS!
*Just then Chris Styles is seen in the back ground trying to get the attention of Mike Jericho.*
Styles: MJ... I need to talk to you man.
MJ: What the hell do you want?!
Styles: Just come here...
MJ: Whatever... alrighty Stevo, go interview somebody... make yourself useful!
*The scene then moves to the announcer's desk.*
Gato: Jerry this is are first show and look what are hardcore division has shown
Bradley: Umm..... what has it shown except to nuts being carried away in an ambulance
Gato: What will our owner have to say?
Bradley: Hell we aren't even finished yet
Gato: What we still have matches?
Bradley: Gato I'm getting word that the boss wants to see you in the back right now
*The lights fade and two large flames shoot from the main stage. Kane's theme hits and Vladius slowly makes his way to the ring. Afterwards the arena falls silent then all of sudden one of a kind hit's the speaker's as Rob Van Dam walks down the ramp and pauses in the middle and does his famous RVD taunt then he climbs in the ring and spins around with his arm sup in the air then he stops and climbs the turnbuckles and does his RVD taunt again as he awaits his opponents arrival.*
Bradley: Well ladies and gentlemen during the commercial break we seem to have switched announcers as Jerry "The King" Lawler is now sitting in for Ninja Gato.
King: You know Jerry, RVD and this Vladius guy make quite the cute couple.
Bradley: What in the hell are you getting at King?!
King: Well you know, I just think they're an interesting team.
Bradley: Ooookay.
*Hell's Guardian walks down the ramp with and explosion around the entrance ramp/arena and enters the ring and raises his arms and throws them down with an explosion on each ring post (like Kane)*
Bradley: Well just as soon as Kidd Metal gets out here we can get this show on the road.
King: Yeah, this match is going to be great!
*The familiar tune of Come Out And Play by the punk band the Offspring would be heard ringing out across the arena, the fans immediately knew the arrival of professional wrestling's Anti-Hero was about to take place. Take place it did as the Sullen Slacker made his way past the curtains. The fans would begin to boo as he made his way across the stage. A spotlight picked up and the strobe light shone down the figure of Raven. He'd raise his arms in the infamous Crucifix position while raising his head skyward, eyes closed. Lowering is arms, eyes, open, head facing forward he'd continue his march to the ring. A melancholy look up his face. Climbing those steel steps, he'd mount the second rope, arms extended in the Crucifix one more. Holding it for a moment he'd lower his arms. Then dismount the buckle, and stepping through the ropes. He'd then take a seat in the corner, slumping down, slouching against that turnbuckle pad.*
King: What the hell is he doing out here?!
Bradley: I don't know, I thought Kidd Metal was in this match.
*Raven asks for a mic as the ring announcer acknowledges and hands him the microphone.*
Raven: It was once said that you should be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it. Well the EWF claims to be one of the most extreme federations to date, well I'm just out here to show all of you just exactly how far this can go.
King: But hes not even in the match.
Bradley: Actually I'm just now getting word from our very owner Mike Jericho Kidd Metal has in fact been released from the EWF along with Ninja Gato. Therefore Raven has been sent out here to the ring to compete in his place.
Backyard Match for the #1 Contendership to the EWF Hardcore Championship
Vladius and RVD vs. Hell's Guardian and Raven
Vladius and RVD vs. Hell's Guardian and Raven
*Raven quickly rolls out of the ring and pulls a chair out from under the ring and slides it into the ring. He then pulls out a table and begins to set it up aside the ring and then slides in and grabs the chair as RVD and Vladius slowly begin to make pace in the match. Vladius swings wildly at Raven who ducks and hits Vladius in the gut with the chair and then takes a step back and swings like a bat out of hell and cracks Vladius in the skull sending him over the top rope to the outside. Hell's Gaurdian nails Raven from behind with a stiff forearm shot sending him into the corner, he then charges looking for a splash but Raven moves and HG collides with the still chair left by Raven.*
King: Oh that looked like it could hurt a little!
Bradley: Raven is as extreme as they come.
*RVD takes flight with a top rope sidekick but Raven side steps him and cracks him in the skull with the steel chair and then attempts a cover but RVD kicks out at 2. Raven gets to his feet and brings RVD with him but then from out of nowhere he is attacked by Vladius who has finally recovers, Vladius sends him into the corner and begins pummeling him with rights and lefts, he then backs away from Raven, lets him stumble out and then lifts him up and drills him into the mat with a vicious spinebuster. Vladius makes the cover but Raven kicks out at 2.*
Bradley: This has got to be one of the most back and forth matches Ive ever seen.
King: Yeah, nobody seems to be in control.
*Vladius notices RVD getting to his feet and stocks him like a hurt animal. RVD finally gets to his feet and turns around where Vladius grabs him by the throat and slams him down hard onto the canvas with a brutal chokeslam. Vladius makes the cover, 1... 2...*
Bradley: 3, NO!
*Raven just barely makes the save, he gets Vladius to his feet and grabs him by the head and nails him face first into the mat with a running bulldog. Raven then turns to see Hells Gaurdian getting back into the ring, Raven picks up the chair and cracks him in the skull knocking him from the apron down through the table set up at ringside! Raven then turns to RVD and grabs him by the head and attempts the Even Flow but RVD holds onto the ropes and Raven falls down hard, RVD runs to the ropes and then hits a picture perfect Rolling Thunder and makes the cover, 1 2 Raven kicks out just before the 3 as RVD grabs his face in disgust.*
King: What is it going to take to end this match?
Bradley: Obviously nothing short of a nuclear war head.
*RVD gets to his feet and turns around and his met with a boot to the gut and then quickly slammed to the mat with the Fury of Romania by Vladius! He hooks the leg, 1 - 2 - 3. "Burned" hits the PA as Vladius rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp as the carnage left in the middle of the ring slowly begins to clear out via EMTs and stage crew.*
Winner via pinfall and number 1 contender to Hardcore title: Vladius
Bradley: Well ladies and gentlemen it seems that during our break a fight broke out between Meth and SSK, the two men who are supposed to be in a strap match tonight and well, it appears they have both been escorted out of the building and the match has been postponed until next Wednesday. We are very sorry but hey we cant risk the safety of the other EWF superstars in the back.
*"Self Esteem" by Offspring picks up over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans causing them to boo even louder. Styles stands at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begins his decent down the ramp flexing and mocking the fans the entire way. Styles hops up onto apron and then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.*
Bradley: Chris Styles is an amazing talent not to mention a great addition to the EWF cruiserweight division.
King: Yeah, he is my favorite wrestler, personally.
*"Welcome to the Jungle" hits the sound system and plays for a few seconds, then Picassio walks to the steel ramp and waits for his music to pick up, once it does he jogs down to the ring with his arms extended slapping his fans hands. Once he reaches the ring he slides in and poses for the crowd*
King: This is really one crazy ass Mexican.
Bradley: I've heard nothing but great things about him and XWF.
No Holds Barred EWF/XWF Cruiserweight Title Unification Match
Chris Styles vs. Pablo Picassio
Chris Styles vs. Pablo Picassio
*Both men circle the ring apparently measuring each other up, Styles extends his hand offering a hand shake, just as Pablo grabs his hand Styles boots him in the gut and whips him to the ropes, Styles swings but Pablo ducks under, he bounces off the second rope, springs back and lands on Styles shoulders just to flip back wards and send him through the ropes to the arena floor. Pablo jumps up on the turnbuckle and waits for Styles to get up, just when he does Pablo flies off and lands on Styles with a flipping senton. Pablo quickly slides back into the ring and taunts the crowd as Styles tries to regain his composure, but just as he does Pablo bounces off the ropes and once again flies out this time with a suicide dive but Styles moves out of the way and sends Pablo face first into the barricade.*
Bradley: Holy @#%$! How in the hell is he going to continue this match after that?!
King: Styles is the man.
*Styles quickly gets Pablo to his feet and slides him into the ring and jumps in after him and hooks the leg, 1... 2... Pablo just barely kicks out.*
Bradley: How on earth did this kid just get the shoulder up?
King: I have no idea
*Styles gets to his feet and argues with the ref that it was a 3 count but it does nothing, he finally lifts Pablo to his feet and hoists his limp body up onto his shoulders, he then signals to the crowd and flips Pablo over looking for the Xtermination but Pablo some how counters the move in mid-air into the Flying Machine! Pablo quickly hooks the leg and makes the cover and the ref begins to count, 1... 2...*
Bradley: Pablo retains!
King: No Styles kicked out!
*Styles just barely gets his shoulder up before the ref can make the 3 count as the crowd roars in boos as they too thought it was a 3 count. Pablo gets to his feet and quickly climbs to the top rope waiting for Styles to get to his feet, he finally does and Pablo flies off and connects with a missile dropkick right to the sternum of Styles. Pablo doesn't make the cover though, instead he climbs to the top rope again, Styles gets back up and Pablo flies off and connects with yet another missile dropkick but this time Styles stumbles back and falls against the ropes, Pablo takes advantage of the opportunity and bounces off the ropes and hits the Distortion! Styles flies off the ropes rolling backwards until he finally gets back to his feet but dazed, Pablo leaps up to the top rope and flies off looking for the West Coast Pop but Styles catches him and drives him into the mat with a sit-out powerbomb!*
King: Yeah that's right!
Bradley: That looked like I could hurt a little
*Both men lay on the mat motionless trying to collect their thoughts as Styles slowly begins to move. He rolls over to his stomach and puts his hands on the mat and begins to push himself up, Styles finally gets to his feet and kicks Pablo in the head, he then lifts him up and puts his head in between his legs looking for the Styles Clash. Styles lets Pablo dangle and hooks the arms, he then dives forward driving Pablo face first into the mat, he then rolls Pablo over into a sit-out cradle for the cover as the ref begins to count, 1... 2... Pablo gets his arm on the bottom rope just before the count can hit 3!*
Bradley: My god there is still hope!
King: NO!
*Styles lets go of Pablo and rolls out of the ring in a mad fit of anger, he walks over to the ring announcer and grabs the XWF Cruiserweight title out of his hand, he also pushes him off his chair and takes that too. Styles slides the chair into the ring and then climbs in with the belt, the ref tries to stop him but Styles shoves him away swings wildly at Pablo and cracks him in the skull with the title belt as blood spits out from under Pablo's mask and Styles drops the belt next to him.*
Bradley: Oh my god! Styles is taking this no holds barred ruling way too far.
King: He was just trying to show the belt to Pablo and he ran into it what a klutz.
*Styles then takes the chair and places Pablo's knee in between the seat and the back rest, he drags him near the corner and then climbs to the top rope, he signals for something, he then flies off and crashes down onto the chair with the Downfall! Pablo grabs his knee and screams in pain as Styles holds his midsection in pain from the impact. Styles finally gets to his feet and drags him to the center of the ring, he calls out for the Styles Clutch but just when he spins around Pablo counters it and rolls Styles into a small package 1... 2. Styles kicks out at 2!*
King: That was almost it right there.
Bradley: This is a great match.
*Styles gets to his feet and quickly picks up the chair and unfolds it as Pablo slowly recovers, he swings at Pablo but he ducks under and dropkicks Styles in the knee, he then runs to the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault and rolls Styles up but Styles rolls through and finally locks on the Styles Clutch right in the middle of the ring! Styles yanks back on the leg, trying to make Pablo tap out but he just wont give up, finally just when Pablo is about to give up he gets the power out of nowhere and rolls over applying the pressure to Styles leg forcing him to finally break the hold. Pablo gets to his feet and kicks Styles in the gut and attempts the Final Stroke but Styles pushes him away and lifts him up for the Styles Effect but Pablo gets out and nails the Final Stroke!*
Bradley: There it is!
King: Get up Styles!
*Pablo climbs through the ropes and gets on the apron signaling to the crowd that its over he climbs to the top and then takes flight and crashes down hard onto Styles with the Painting the Canvas! Pablo just collapses onto Styles and the ref counts, 1... 2... 3!*
Bradley: Pablo has done it! He unified the two titles and is the first EWF Cruiserweight champion!
King: Dammit to hell!
Winner via pinfall and NEW EWF Cruiserweight Champion: Pablo Picassio
*"California Love" by 2pac hits the PA as Mike Jericho makes his way out onto the stage with a microphone in hand and signals for the music to be cut.*
MJ: I would like to be the first person to congratulate you on your title win here tonight Pablo. I believe you are a great talent and an even greater addition to my talent roster in fact I have so much faith in you that I am going to give you a chance to further impress us all with your magnificent skills in that ring, that is why just moments ago in the back I signed a rematch between you and Chris Styles for that EWF Cruiserweight title.
Bradley: That match will be great!
King: Whoo hoo!
MJ: Starting NOW!
*Pablo turns around and is cracked in the skull with a brutal chairshot from Chris Styles who was waiting the whole time. Pablo crashes down to the mat hard as Styles climbs to the top rope and signals for the end, he then flies off and crashes down onto Pablo hard with the Out Of Style and makes the cover, 1... 2.... 3!*
King: He did it!
Bradley: What a joke.
Winner via pinfall and NEW EWF Cruiserweight Champion: Chris Styles
*"Self Esteem" hits the PA as Chris Styles is handed his newly won EWF Cruiserweight championship and rolls out of the ring slowly making his way up the ramp flaunting his title and posing for the booing crowd as Pablo regains his composure in the ring and MJ raises Styles arm at the top of the ramp obviously in cahoots with him as Impact goes off the air.*
