Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:30:10 GMT -5
The Extreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
EWF Impact
EWF Impact
August 30th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
No Holds Barred Match
Hardcore Harry vs. Defman
Buried Alive Match
Kevin Barns vs. Apollyon
EWF International Championship Tournament
Semi Finals
Chris Jericho vs. Dacypher
Hardcore Harry vs. Defman
Buried Alive Match
Kevin Barns vs. Apollyon
EWF International Championship Tournament
Semi Finals
Chris Jericho vs. Dacypher
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air.Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms.When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Bradley: This man is probably one of the most devastating Ive seen in a while.
King: Yeah hes sure one of the biggest Ive seen.
*The arena goes black, a neon blue light shines dimly in the entrance. The light grows bright into a series of explosions, as "Black Label" hits the PA system. The crowd erupts in cheers, as Defman rises from below the ramp, and begins walking down to the ring. The fans chant his name as he hops onto the apron, and steps over the ropes*
King: What kind of name is Defman anyways?
Bradley: It's his name
King: You know what I mean!
No Holds Barred Match
Hardcore Harry vs. Defman
Hardcore Harry vs. Defman
*Both men go at it in the center of the ring tearing into each other with rights and lefts to the jaws and abdomens. Harry grabs Defman's hand and whips him to the ropes and attempts a big boot but Defman ducks under bounces off the ropes and takes Harry down hard with a vicious clothesline almost knocking the man out.*
King: Good god that almost took off his head!
Bradley: I don't know how he can continue after that
*Defman lifts Harry up to his feet and then places his head in between his legs and attempts a powerbomb but Harry gets back to his feet and stands straight up flipping Defman over landing hard on his back. Harry turns to face Defman and drops an elbow but he moves and Harry hits the canvas hard. Defman quickly gets to his feet and awaits Harry's recovery, Defman immediately attempts the Fading to Darkness on Harry's recovery but Harry gets out and shoves Defman away and takes him down hard with a big boot right to the jaw.*
King: Wow, it was almost over just like that.
Bradley: Yeah Harry is definitely going to have to look out for this one
*Harry lifts Defman up and locks onto his throat, he then powers him up into the air and takes charge and slams him down hard with a Running Choke Bomb! Harry attempts the cover but Defman kicks out at 2. Harry finally decides to get hardcore as he slides out of the ring looking for a chair, he soon finds one and slides it into the ring and then begins to set up a table at ringside. Harry finally slides into the ring and grabs the chair but Defman sees and kicks the chair right into Harry's face! Harry stumbles back trying to regain his composure but Defman kicks him in the gut and slams him down onto the mat with a powerbomb!*
Bradley: Defman mounting a comeback.
King: No Harry's got him right where he wants him.
*Defman decides not to make the cover but instead to climb to the top rope, he awaits Harry's recovery but instead of getting up he shoves the ref into the ropes perching Defman on the top turnbuckle. Harry climbs to the top and puts Defmans head in between his legs, he attempts to lift him up for a super Hangman's DDT but Defman holds onto the ropes for dear life. Finally Harry powers him up but Defman some how maneuvers into the air so both men fly off the top rope and crash through the table at ringside!*
Bradley: Oh my god!
King: That's it they're dead
*Both men lay motionless on the ground in the rubble as the ref begins the count, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...*
Bradley: Neither man is moving
King: No @#%$ Sherlock!
*6... 7... 8... 9... Harry moves but just rolls over to his stomach, 10!*
Bradley: Well folks that's it
King: Neither man wins well that sucks!
*The ref signals for the bell to ring and ends the match in a draw as EMTs rush out to the ring to help the men up and out of the arena.*
Winner: Draw
Bradley: Well folks that was definitely a match to remember
King: Yeah but now its time to forget it and move on!
Bradley: Well King you're right for once, folks its time for probably the biggest match on the card tonight, Apollyon vs. Kevin Barns in get this
King: A buried alive match!
Bradley: Thanks King
Bradley: And now, the match i myself have been looking forward to, the buried alive match.
King: Oh Boy! I love these kind of matches Bradley! Though being in them isn't really too much of a picnic!
Bradley: I can only imagine King... And here comes our first man to the ring now!
*The arena goes black then all of a sudden firecrackers shoot everywhere and "My Way" hits the p.a. system. Kevin steps out of the curtains and stop at the top of the ramp.he raises both hands then throws them down then firecrackers go everywhere. He then starts walking down the ramp. He reaches the bottom he then steps on the mat and steps over the ropes.*
Bradley: And Kevin Barns, in the ring now. I tell you, that Kevin Barns isn't a big name around here, but I'll tell you he's a monster King.
King: And he looks it! I wouldn't mess with that guy! Haha! Ah!
*My Sacrifice hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE FIRE STILL BURNS, YOUR DECIMATION IS AT HAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!." A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and "Kronik" blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and black towel over his head, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ringside area where Dominique slides in the ring while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique puts her arms around him as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckles.*
Bradley: And we got both men in the ring now..this should be an interesting match.
King: No Lie Bradley! Just look at that big empty grave over there just waiting for somebody to be tossed in it! Don't get on my nerves Bradley, it just might be you!
Bradley: Whoa there King, just call the match, no need for that.
Buried Alive Match
Kevin Barns vs. Apollyon
Kevin Barns vs. Apollyon
*The camera pans to the left of the stage area, where a large pile of dirt sits, next to a six foot deep hole dug deep into the earth. It slowly pans over the sea of fans, and quickly pans back into the ring as the bell rings starting the match. The two circle each other in the ring, looking for an opening. Apollyon makes the first move as he delivers a swift kick to the abdomen of Barns. As Kevin hunches over, Apollyon sends Kevin to the mat with a forearm to the back. He stomps barns as he squirms on the ground helpless.*
Bradley: And Apollyon, off to a good start, taking it to Kevin Barns.
King: Not a good start at all for Barns; lets see how he turns this one around!
*Apollyon pushes his knee into the ribs of Barns as he shouts out in pain. He's lifted to his feet, and is awakened with an Irish Whip to the far ropes. Barns shakes his self awake, and returns with a clothesline straight across the throat of Apollyon. Apollyon staggers back into the ropes, and is soon met with a few closed fists to the forehead. The ref counts to break it up, as Barns backs away. Just as Apollyon believes himself to be free, Kevin capitalizes with a kick to the gut. Apollyon leans forward, grasping at his abdomen; as he does this he is taken down by a blow to the back of the head. Apollyon staggers, but does not fall. Seeing this as an opportunity to gain a major lead, Kevin darts to the opposite ropes and returns with a kitchen sink straight to Apollyon's chest. Apollyon is knocked up, and over the top rope as the crowd burst into a frenzy. Apollyon amazingly lands on his feet, as he staggers back toward the entry way. A drip of blood drips from the head of Apollyon, as he holds his head and realizes himself that he is now bleeding.*
Bradley: Looks like we got some bloodshed out there King!
King: Oh yeah! That's how you know its good Bradley! Its never any fun until some one loses a little blood! HaHa!
*Kevin takes a chance once more, as he darts towards the opposite ropes once more. Barns rebounds, and is charging back toward the entryway ropes. Just before reaching the ropes, Barns dives into the air, flying beyond the ropes and sending Apollyon crashing to the floor with a cross body!*
Bradley: MY WORD! I've never seen anyone that big fly like that!
King: That Kevin barns is a big man, but he has agility like a cat! It's unreal!
Bradley: Well he showed that "cat-like" agility here tonight.
*Both men battle to their feet, as Apollyon is surprisingly the first to rise to his feet. Apollyon delivers a haymaker to the head of a now kneeling Kevin Barns, staggering him a bit. Barns manages to shake it off enough to rise to his feet, but is met again with another haymaker to the face. Barns staggers up the entryway ramp, toward the grave area. Apollyon delivers punch after punch to the head of Barns, staggering him all the way up to the foot of the open grave. Apollyon gathers a last bit of strength as he draws back to deliver one final knock out blow.*
Bradley: If he hits this, Kevin Barns is going straight into that grave...
King: Of course if he misses, that could change the tide of this whole match as of right now!
*Apollyon swings forward with full authority. Kevin Barns maps his swing as he manages to duck the haymaker attempt. Apollyon stumbles forward, as he inches to the edge of the open grave. He struggles to maintain balance as he stands on the edge of his toes, fighting to stay out of the grave. Apollyon regains his balance, and turns around in pursuit of Barns. As Apollyon turns, he is quickly cut off in his pursuit as he is met face to face with the end of a shovel. Kevin bashes the shovel into the skull of Apollyon as the blood runs warm from his head. Apollyon staggers once more, as Kevin draws back once more with the shovel, and whacks Apollyon once more with the shovel showing no mercy at all as the shovel smacks with a sickening thud. Apollyon is staggered again, as he stands at the foot of the grave, still refusing to fall in. In one last attempt, Barns draws back with the shovel once more.*
Bradley: And Barns is gonna put em away with one last shot with the shovel.
King: Oooh! That's GOTTA hurt.
*Barns swings forward with the shovel, ready to put an end to this match. Apollyon's eyes pop open as he jukes to the side and grapples a hold onto Kevin Barns. Barns drops the shovel in surprise as he finds himself being tossed onto Apollyon's shoulders. Apollyon lets out a roar as he falls backward, directly into the grave delivering a...*
Bradley: ApollyonSlam!!! ApollyonSlam!! Into The Grave! The Grave!!
King: Oh My God! Both men are down there in that thing. One of em has got to get out of there to win this!
*The crowd grows rowdy with every individual chanting for their superstar to come clawing out of the grave. A few moments pass, when the shovel is seen flying from the grave. The crowd pops into a frenzy as they await to see who will crawl from the open grave. A large hand, dirty with dirt and blood, flings from beyond the grave as the a small portion of the crowd realize who is crawling out already just from the glimpse of a hand. Another hand is tossed onto the edge of the grave, as his fingers dig into the dirt trying his hardest to pull himself out of the grave.*
Bradley: And here he comes! Someone is getting out of that grave! Who is it King?!
King: Ooh I think I know that hand! I KNOW THAT HAND...!
*The hands clench the dirt as a load groan is heard. A head pops from the grave, revealing himself to in fact be Apollyon. He slowly pulls himself to the edge, as he hangs weak and drained from the graves edge. He pulls together his last bit of strength as he reaches out and pulls himself all the way free from the grave.*
Bradley: Its Apollyon! Apollyon is out!!
King: Come on Apollyon! Get Up! All Have to Do Is Bury The Man! Come On!
*Apollyon rolls on the ground for a moment, still bloodied from the blows to the head from the shovel. Apollyon struggles to his feet, as he reaches out and clenches the shovel. He slowly makes it to his feet, as he limps over to the massive pile of soil. As he inches toward the pile, Barns is seen attempting to claw from the grave as well. Apollyon notices this and slowly staggers back toward the grave. Barns head pokes up from beyond the grave as he claws to get free. Just as he looks up above him, he is knocked back into the grave with an extreme whack to the head with the shovel by Apollyon. The crowd goes nuts, as Barns falls back into the grave, now bloody himself, and knocked out in the grave. Apollyon staggers to the pile of dirt, as he digs his shovel deep into the pile. He gets himself a sizeable amount of dirt as he staggers back to the grave. He stands over the open grave with a smirk on his bloodied face. He reaches the shovel out over the grave and slowly turns it, letting the dirt pour onto the body of Kevin Barns. As the dirt pours, the bell rings, ending the battle between the two beast...*
King: That's It! He's Done It! That's the end to Barns!
Bradley: I cannot believe what i have just witnessed. This match was everywhere!
King: Yeah, but in the end Apollyon is our winner!
*Apollyon still stands over the grave with a smile on his face, and shovel still in hand as he is announced the winner...*
Winner: Apollyon, Opponent Buried
Bradley: And Apollyon showing he truly is a BAD BAD man...and a force to be reckoned with here in the EWF!
King: I never doubted it! Ha!
Bradley: I'm not sure if i did either King...Well, we'll be right back with our next match, but first check this out!
*The camera switches to the backstage area, as Meth is shown standing outside the dressing room of EWF superstar Rainea. He checks himself in a pocket mirror, and straightens his hair and beard. He stuffs the the mirror back down into his pocket, as he knocks on the dressing room door. The door swings open as Rainea stands in the door way. The two exchange words, before Meth soon is invited in. He enters the dressing room as the door slams tight behind the two. The camera pans in on the title on the door, as the camera fades into a commercial break...*
*A huge counter appears on the Big Screen with the letters Y2J over it, and the counter counts down from 5 to 0. Once the counter hits 0, the lights go out for a second, and sparks explode from the stage. "The Fight Song" starts to play, and Jericho is shown standing with his back to the arena and his arms sticking straight out.*
Bradley: This man is progressing well in the tournament.
King: Yeah he kicked the Undertakers ass!
*"Ambitions as a Rider" hits and Dacypher walks down the ramp towards the ring. He shows the peace sign to the crowd. He walks up the metal stairs and jumps over the top rope and spins in a circle showing the peace sign all around. He gets on a turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. He jumps down and gets ready for the match.*
Bradley: I do believe Dacypher has just what it takes to be the first EWF International champion.
King: Pfft he's facing the King of the World!
EWF International Championship Tournament Semifinal Match
Chris Jericho vs Dacypher
Chris Jericho vs Dacypher
*Dacypher quickly moves towards Jericho as the king of the world seems quite cautious to get near his opponent. Jericho finally makes the attempt at an armbar but Dacypher shoves him off into the ropes and then connects with a huge Samoan drop! Dacypher quickly hooks the leg but Jericho kicks out at 2. Jericho springs to his feet and runs to the ropes and attempts a shoulder block take down but Dacypher just stands there on impact as Jericho falls down to his back from trying to take down the beast. Dacypher reaches down and grabs Jericho by the hair and pulls him to his feet, he then hoists him up onto this shoulder and attempts a running powerslam but Jericho slides off and connects with a flipping dropkick right to the jaw of Dacypher when he turns around finally taking the big man down.*
King: Man what is it going to take for Jericho to get the upper hand?
Bradley: Dacypher is a big man I do believe Jericho has found the end of the road here tonight.
*Jericho taunts Dacypher as he gets back to his feet but he quickly charges Y2J and takes him down hard with a brutal spear! Dacypher begins laying in the punches to Jericho's face as he squirms to escape the big mans grasp. Jericho finally gets to his feet and runs to the ropes springing off with a Lionsault but Dacypher just catches him in mid air and slams him down hard with a powerslam! Dacypher hooks the leg and the ref begins the count, 1... 2... Jericho kicks out at 2 but seems to be out on his feet. Dacypher climbs to the top rope and waits for Jericho to turn around, when he does he flies off but Jericho moves and low blows Dacypher on his landing forcing the big man to stumble forward and fall face first on the mat. Jericho quickly moves to the legs and locks on the Walls Of Jericho!*
King: This is it Bradley!
Bradley: No I believe Dacypher can get out of this
*Jericho yanks back hard on the legs trying to get his opponent to tap out but the big man powers towards the ropes, finally he grabs onto the bottom rope but Jericho refuses to let go, the ref begins the count, 1, 2, 3, 4 and Jericho finally releases the hold. Dacypher uses the ropes to climb to his feet as Jericho climbs to the second turnbuckle, Dacypher turns around and Jericho springs off and connects with a missile dropkick taking Dacypher off his feet and onto the mat. Jericho then runs to the ropes and springs off with a Lionsault and hooks the leg, 1... 2... Dacypher kicks out again!*
Bradley: This is going to upset Jericho.
King: Come on ref, that was a slow count!
*Jericho gets to his feet and begins arguing with the ref that it was a slow count as Dacypher slowly recovers, Jericho finally ends the argument by putting his hand in the refs face but when he turns around he is lifted up and driven into the mat with the Dacypherer! The big man hooks the leg as the ref begins to count, 1... 2... Jericho's foot is on the ropes! Dacypher gets up and thinks he has won the match, but the ref begins to explain to Dacypher that Jerichos foot was on the bottom rope, finally Dacypher begins to listen to the ref but Jericho shoves him into him knocking the striped man down! Jericho then delivers a low blow to Dacypher and rolls him up and grabs onto the bottom rope for leverage as the ref begins the count, 1... 2... 3!*
Winner: Chris Jericho
King: He did it!
Bradley: Dammit he stole another one!
King: What he won fair and square!
*"The Fight Song" hits the PA as Jericho rolls out of the ring holding his arms up in victory as Dacypher argues with the ref that he was screwed. Jericho makes his way up the ramp dodging flying objects and taunting the fans as Impact fades off the air.*
