.::EWF Presents: Impact [9/03/03]::.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Extreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
EWF Impact

September 3rd, 2003

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Tonight's Card:

International Championship Tournament Semi Finals
The Xtreme Warrior vs. Defman

EWF Cruiserweight Championship
Chris Styles vs. Amazing Red

World Heavyweight Championship Tournament
No Holds Barred Match
Dacypher vs. Wraith the Ripper

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*The shows opens up and we see the intro to EWF impact.  Along with "New Noise" by Refused, playing in the background this week for EWF Impact.  We see highlights of last week's show along with the preview of tonight*

Bradley: Welcome to the EWF Impact this week we have an hour's worth of action for you all
King: And an hour's worth of this guy's boring talk
Bradley: King you try to be funny while your not at all
King: Yeah so?
Bradley: Well let's get to the action

*The beginning of "Tourniquet" by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and white and red lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. "Tourniquet" by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.*

"Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet"

*The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.*

Bradley: Xtreme Warrior has been quite impressive in the past few matches hes had.
King: Because hes Xtreme

*The arena goes black, a neon blue light shines dimly in the entrance. The light grows bright into a series of explosions, as "Black Label" hits the PA system. The crowd erupts in cheers, as Defman rises from below the ramp, and begins walking down to the ring. The fans chant his name as he hops onto the apron, and steps over the ropes*

King: I really do think this guy is crazy.
Bradley: I wouldn't doubt it.

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International Championship Tournament Semi Final Match
The Xtreme Warrior vs. Defman

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*Both men circle the ring looking for a chance to attack, finally Defman charges X Warrior and swings but he ducks the clothesline and kicks Defman in the back of the leg taking him down to a knee in which X Warrior grabs him by the head and slams him back onto the mat! X Warrior runs to the ropes and bounces off and looks for a flipping senton but Defman gets up and X Warrior hits the mat. Defman quickly grabs him by the head and yanks him to his feet and lifts him up over his shoulder, he points to the corner and then takes charge and drops X Warrior head first onto the top turnbuckle.*

Bradley: That was a brutal move.
King: I told you! Hes crazy!

*Defman backs up and awaits X Warriors recovery as he slowly makes his way back to his feet. Defman stalks him and then kicks him in the gut and attempts a powerbomb but X Warrior rolls through, over Defman's shoulders and into a sunset pin, 1... 2.. Defman kicks out at 2.*

King: Holy crap he almost lost just like that.
Bradley: A lot on the line here folks
King: Yeah, not to mention the International championship shot.

*X Warrior dropkicks Defman in the head and runs to the turnbuckle and awaits his recovery, finally Defman gets to his feet and X Warrior flies off and connects with a missile dropkick right to the big mans chops! X Warrior quickly makes the cover but Defman once again kicks out at 2, this time powering X Warrior off sending him into the air. Defman gets to his feet and swings at X Warrior but he once again ducks under, but this time Defman comes right back with another vicious clothesline almost taking X Warriors head clean off. Defman signals to the crowd and lifts X Warrior up and gets him in a face lock and runs to the ropes but when he gets to the air X Warrior turns him around and lands him in a modified Blue Thunder Bomb!*

Bradley: Well that was an interesting counter.
King: Yeah tell me about it.

*X Warrior pulls Defman closer to the corner and signals to the crowd that this is it. He climbs out onto the apron and then begins his decent up the turnbuckle and once to the top signals to the crowd again finally he flies off with the Forecast but just before he can connect Defman rolls out of the way and X Warrior crashes down onto the mat with a sickening thud. Defman takes advantage of a dazed X Warrior and drills him into the mat with the Stop or Drop! He hooks the leg and the ref begins to count, 1... 2... X Warrior gets his foot under the rope just before the ref can hit the 3.*

King: Oh Defman is gonna be pissed now.
Bradley: Hah to say the least.

*Defman gets to his feet, dragging X Warrior along with him now very angered by the close fall. Defman sets him up on the top rope and climbs to the second turnbuckle and begins beating on X Warrior. Finally Defman looks in and begins attempting a superplex but X Warrior is holding onto the top rope finally he hits Defman in the face and the big man falls back landing hard on the mat. X Warrior climbs to the top and signals to the crowd and then flies off with the Swanton W!*

King: Swanton W!
Bradley: The what?!
King: Damn rookies

*X Warrior hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!*

Bradley: He did it!
King: Its gonna be Chris Jericho vs. The Xtreme Warrior for the International championship at Summer Sanitarium!

*"Tourniquet" hits the PA as Xtreme Warrior rolls out of the ring holding his ribs and makes his way up the ramp as the fans cheer now that Xtreme Warrior will be facing Jericho in the finals.*
Winner and International Tourney Finalist: The Xtreme Warrior

Bradley: Wow folks what a way to kick off Impact tonight. Well as you all may know I'm Scott Bradley sitting aside Jerry "The King" Lawler and as you just saw we have a hell of a show planned for you tonight.
King: Yeah coming up next is my personal favorite wrestler and the current EWF Cruiserweight champion, Chris Styles!
Bradley: And of course his opponent Amazing Red.

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*The beginning of "Faint" by Linkin Park hits the PA System, and the crowd get up on their feet. Smoke fills the top of the stage as the start of Faint echos through the arena. The almost orchestra sound pierces through minds, with images of Amazing Red hitting the Infared and SSP play on the screen, the effect shows them as almost a red blur. Smoke continues to fill the top of the ramp, and strobe lighting flickers on and off near the curtains. Amazing Red bursts through the curtains holding his arms crossed in the air, with a bottle of water in one of his hands.  Amazing Red walks down to the ring, drinking from the bottle of water and pouring it down on his head, looking out into the cheering crowd.  Amazing Red drops the bottle of water and walks around the ring once, and slides in the other end. He then jumps up one of the turnbuckles and holds his arms in a cross again, with his fingers wide open, as he looks out into the crowd.  He then jumps down and starts jogging on the spot waiting for the match to begin, and "Faint" by Linkin Park begins to fade.*

Bradley: This kid truly is Amazing.
King: Yeah its only his name.

*"Self Esteem" by Offspring picks up over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains with the EWF Cruiserweight championship around his waist to nothing but boo's. He holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand taunting the fans causing them to boo even louder. Styles stands at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begins his decent down the ramp flexing and mocking the fans the entire way. Styles hops up onto apron and then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.*

King: And here is the Cruiserweight champion. Did I mention hes undefeated?
Bradley: Yes King many times.
King: God hes great!

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EWF Cruiserweight Championship
Chris Styles vs. Amazing Red

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*Chris Styles inches his way towards Red as the bell rings, he extends his hand to shake with Red and he accepts but then Styles uses his other hand to slap Red in the face and then begins to taunt the crowd and Red.*

Bradley: What an @#%$!
King: What?! There was a bug on his face he was just helping his fellow co-worker.

*Styles taunts the crowd a little as they boo and then finally Red attacks him from behind and begins beating him down on the ground and then gets to his feet and quickly drops the leg across Styles neck. Red then lifts Styles up and whips him to the ropes and hits a dropkick, but Styles quickly gets to his feet just to receive an arm drag from Red. Styles then gets up and grabs onto the ropes and tells Red to stay back as the crowd cheers after seeing Styles get his ass handed to him.*

Bradley: I believe the champs number is finally up.
King: Shut up he just needs to get into his zone.

*Red slowly moves in to make the attack as he grabs Styles by his head he pulls him to the center of the ring but suddenly Styles nails a low blow and hits the Xtermination! Styles hooks the leg expecting the win but Red kicks out at only 2. Styles gets to his feet and begins to kick Red in the face as he attempts to get up, finally he reaches his feet and Styles backs up and delivers a Reality Check but Red catches his foot, spins him around and hits a spinning heel kick. Red makes the cover but Styles gets up at 2 as Red grabs his head as he almost had it.*

King: You know, Red really stands no chance.
Bradley: Oh shut up

*Styles gets to his feet and kicks Red in the gut and hits a snap suplex, he waits for him to get up and then runs and attempts Ricochet but Red catches him over his shoulder and drops him with a crucifix cutter! Red then gets to his feet and runs to the ropes and then hits the Red Star Press and makes the cover, 1... 2... Styles just barely kicks out!*

King: Good god that was too close!
Bradley: Styles almost tasted defeat right there.

*Styles is still down from the blow so Red pulls him to the corner, he then climbs to the top rope and signals to the crowd before flying off with the Infared but Styles gets the knees up and Red crashes down hard. Styles quickly gets up to his feet as Red hurries to recover, Styles kicks Red in the gut and then connects with the Styles Clash, he rolls Red into a sit-out cradle and the ref counts, 1... 2... 3.*

King: Wow what a defense by the champ!
Bradley: I'll admit Styles actually did it, fair and square.
King: Because hes the greatest!

*Self Esteem hits the PA as Styles grabs his title and makes his way out of the ring and up the ramp as the crowd boos and tosses things at him.*
Winner and still EWF Cruiserweight Champion: Chris Styles

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Bradley: Talking about things right now are World Title Tournament starts tonight
King: Yes and my pick Wraith the Ripper is going to take it tonight
Bradley: Way what you want Jerry but I believe Dacypher will take it

*"Ambitions as a Rider" hits and Dacypher walks down the ramp towards the ring. He shows the peace sign to the crowd. He walks up the metal stairs and jumps over the top rope and spins in a circle showing the peace sign all around. He gets on a turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. He jumps down and gets ready for the match.*

Bradley: these fans love him tonight
King: that's the main reason I hate him

*The guitar riffs of "I Am" begin to blast over the PA system, sending the crowd into a huge ovation, as all eyes remain on the titantron, as the shaded blue passes by quickly. Slight screams heard in the background of the song. In a blood text, the words "The Ripper" appear over the text, as blue lights begin flashing among the crowd. Seen at the top of the audience, stands Wraith, wrapped in barbed wire, and holding a kendo stick in his hand. The deafening cheers from the crowd echoing through the arena. The barbed wire begins digging deep into the skin Wraith, cutting him open slightly, blood now dripping down his arms, and tearing his shirt a little bit. As he passes through the crowd, they leave a path for Wraith, to prevent themselves from getting hit by the barbed wire. His open hand high-fives some of the fans. Reaching the barricade, he puts his open hand in his pocket, pulling out a few beers, as he passes them far into the crowd, sending a huge ovation for himself. The last beer, he begins drinking it a bit of the beer, stepping over the barricade. With the crowd beginning to chant "Rip-per" he begins laughing hysterically, pulling himself onto the apron. Facing the crowd, he spits a beer of mist out at the fans, with the lights returning to normal. Stepping through the middle ropes, as the barbed wire tightens in, he begins awaits for the match to start, pulling the barbed wire off, as blood begins creeping down his arms...*

Bradley: Boy the people love him to
King: They won't like him after he lays a beating on him, you know he's the hardcore champ right
Bradley: Yeah so
King: Well this is NO HOLDS BARRED
Bradley: You have a point there

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No Holds Barred World Heavyweight Title Tournament Match
Dacypher vs. Wraith the Ripper

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*As both men are met in the middle of the ring they have a sweet stare down.  Before Wraith gets a punch in to the throat and takes control of the match real early.  As he's laying it to Dacypher he starts to taunt the crowd a little.  Wraith Body slams him to the mat and lays the boots in.  Kicking him right in the chest with all his mighty power.  Wraith goes up on turnbuckle and taunts the crowd to his advantage.  And when he drops down to pick him up Dacypher gets in a few strikes to the gut.  Two back to back elbows and then he whips him into the ropes, hitting a hard clothesline*

Bradley: What impact on that
King: I've seen better by a two legged donkey

*Dacypher picks up Wraith with a suplex and slams him hard to the mat.  Dacypher decides to get a little hardcore and goes outside to use no holds barred to an advantage.  He pulls out some steal chairs and a kendo stick.  He picks the kendo stick up and waits for Wraith.  As Wraith walks into him he hits him in the head with it, dazing him but continues to wack him.  Then holds the kendo stick up in the air and hits him again, thus knocking him to the mat.  The kendo stick is now broken and Dacypher positions Wraith.  Hits a big leg drop and makes the cover.  The referee counts 1...2...1/2.... Wraith kicked out*

King: Dacypher is cheating
Bradley: Come on Jerry this is no holds barred
King: He was holding him down for a pin
Bradley: You're an idiot

*Dacypher still in control takes Wraith up on the turnbuckle.  He punches him to keep him dazed, and he goes to get a chair from before.  As he gets it he hits Wraith in the face, and tries for a second time, but Wraith catches it some how and grabs it.  In the same motion Wraith pushes Dacypher back and stands up on the top turnbuckle.  Dacypher turns around and here comes wraith with a chair smashing it off the head of Dacypher.  Both men fall to the mat, but wraith goes for the pin.  Referee 1...2... kick out*

King: Oh come on, he won that
Bradley: Shut up and watch this match

*Wraith getting annoyed by the heart of Dacypher tonight.  He tries to end it by getting the chair.  He then swings and hits him, crashing against his head this busts him open.  Wraith with the look up happiness on his face from blood, decides to throw the chair down.  Wraith hits a spinebuster on Dacypher, who then wrenches his back in pain.  The referee looks in shock too.  Wraith doesn't let up one bit and is on that back.  As he locks in a Boston crab to hurt the back more.  Dacypher gets to the ropes by crawling and it breaks the hold.  Wraith won't release and the ref can't stop him.  Dacypher uses his leg strength and gets wraith off his back.  He gets to his feet slowly and tries to lay a punch into him.  Wraith takes it and gets rocked, Dacypher throws him off the ropes but it's reversed and Wraith kicks him in the balls.  Then hit a DDT on the chair still laying in the middle of the ring*

Bradley: Ouch....
King: Yep

*He doesn't go for a pin instead he just lays some boots to the chest of him.  Wraith then throws Dacypher out of the ring.  As a chair lies on the outside Wraith thinks of something xtreme to do.  He goes to the top rope and calls for a elbow drop.  The fans are going wild and as Wraith jumps, Dacypher takes the chair by him and puts it up in the air.  Wraith can't stop himself in mid air and gets nailed with the chair.  Dacypher threw it up and it got all of Wraith, but still Wraith lands on Dacypher*

King & Bradley: HOLY @#%$!!!!!!!!

*The fans remark with a holy @#%$ as well as both men are motionless on the floor and look lifeless.  It looks as evolution has passed through all the men in this match so far. Wraith gets up and is dazed and confused.  Dacypher some how gets up and Wraith bumps into him.  Dacypher punches, and Wraith punches back.  Dacypher goes for one punch and Wraith ducks the punch and whips him into the guard rail*

Bradley: I think Dacypher is wearing down
King: And that's a good thing

*Wraith takes his sweet time getting there and takes Dacypher by the head.  Then goes behind and lifts him up in the air.  Bringing him crotch first into the ring pool and holding onto him.  Then grabs his neck and drops down with a neckbreaker*

King: No little Dacypher's in his future
Bradley: Definitely because he just busted his balls

*Wraith with a smirk on his face as he gets out a table.  Then sets in right outside the ring.  He punches Dacypher in the face.  Then places him on the table.  Wraith not known for high flying goes inside and sets his eyes on the table.  He runs off the ropes and jumps over, by that time Dacypher is up and catches him in air in a powerbomb position and slams him right through the table shattering it, but Dacypher falls as he grabs his back in pain*

Bradley: I wonder who got hurt more
King: I think Dacypher's balls are still busted so him definitely

*Dacypher still gets up early and throws wraith over the railing to get in the crowd.  As Dacypher takes wraith by the head and through the crowd.  Wraith takes a beer from some guy, then gets the advantage by hitting him with the beer.  Once Dacypher turns around Wraith locks in cobra clutch.  The ref is behind the guys and Dacypher pushes Wraith in him.  Breaking the hold and knocking down the ref.  As Wraith turns to look at the now loose Dacypher, he gets picked up and Dacypher hits the Dacypherer on Wraith, onto the concrete.  Dacypher makes the pin, but the ref is not up, he takes another beer and the referee starts to stir.  Minutes have passed and Wraith is waiting for Dacypher, when he turns around he ducks the grapple attempt.  Wraith gets turned back around and Dacypher picks him up for a tombstone.  Then connects with it on the concrete.  Wraith is even busted wider open now, but Dacypher makes the pin.  The referee is back and makes the cover 1...2...3...*

King: Damnit he screwed it up
Bradley: See Lawler you should listen to me
King: You can't get laid why should I listen to a geek?

Winner and First Advancement in World Title Tournament: Dacypher

Bradley: How can that be our show already?
King: Well you babbles through it so that is why it's over already
Bradley: Well that is true, see you next week where we will get more of the tournament
King: Wait who the hell is that?

*All of a sudden in the crowd under a guy wearing a Jason mask comes behind wraith.  As Wraith gets up and turns the masked guy kicks him in the gut and jacknife powerbombs him on the concrete.  The guy makes the pin with the referee still there 1....2.....3....He pulls his mask off and reveals to be Defman*
Winner and New EWF Hardcore Champion: Defman(24/7 rule)

Bradley: Oh my gosh Defman took advantage of a limp Wraith and the 24/7 rule!
King: Damn he got embarrassed tonight
Bradley: Well anyway see you next week!