Haircore Champion Part 1 (Primal UP Hardcore title RP 1/2)
Jun 26, 2023 18:47:32 GMT -5
Kira Izumi, bloodiedfox, and 1 more like this
Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jun 26, 2023 18:47:32 GMT -5
*We open up on a view of Tokyo Bay … the water is calm and still. It’s rather peaceful despite the construction going on to rebuild the city after the devastation caused by Kira and his little wrestling circus. Suddenly there is a foaming and bubbles begin to burble to the surface of the water … The calm is broken by the sounds of a theme song …*
UP FROM THE DEPTHS, THIRTY STORIES HIGH, BREATHING FIRE, HIS HEAD IN THE SKY!
GODZILLA! … GODZILLA! … GODZILLA!
And Hair-zuuuuuki! …
*Emerging from the water where the bubbles foamed is the nuclear atrocity itself, the 300 foot tall lizard … the only true murder lizard in Japan (shots fired). GODZILLA! And as the theme song says … out off of her back flies her paramour --- Primal! Gliding around on wings made of intertwined back hair. A truly majestic, grotesque, and nauseating sight to be sure. He flies around and lands on the ground before unfurling from his chest hair, a corgi. A war corgi to be precise. Buttons the War Corgi to be SUPER precise. He has on little flight goggles and yaps in pleasure at flying.*
: "YIP YIP!"
*Hairzuki turns to look at one of his various cryptid mistresses and shoots her a knowing wink and finger guns. Godzilla blushes … then looks around … and is angry.*
: "Grahh? GRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR!!!!! "
*Primal looks around. He nods and calms her down before looking at the camera.*
: "What a disappointment. We were all set to come here and partake in my lady’s favorite pastime of destroying Tokyo. And lo and behold but somebody has stolen her thunder. This will not stand! My atomic bride deserves her chance to ruin all your lives. And I know just who to blame for this …"
: "RAAAAAAAGGGGH!"
: "Didn’t you already eat that one when he waltzed into the ocean?"
*Godzilla stops and Dominithinks … why yes she did! I suppose, who knows? She nods at him and turns around to pick up a random passerby and toss him around before atomic breath blasting a billboard of the XHF Network featuring Mongo the Destroyer on it. Can’t eat that, WAY too many empty fatty calories.*
: "No the true culprit of this destruction is obvious to anyone who watches streaming services, TV, or movies."
*But does he blame Kira or EVE?*
: "STEVE AWESOME!"
*say wha?*
: "Steve … we all know what a blight you are on the world. These poor impressionable Japanese citizens and JROK employees took one look at your movies and burned the place to the ground, having lost all hope. You are a monster. Surely thousands of people have fallen to your craptacular shit. You are the worst of the worst. More likely to sell us all out to literal babies than to actually do something of actual value."
*Primal nods and his chest hair shifts to provide a hand stroking his chin while he keeps his actual hands crossed across his chest.*
: "BORK YIP BARK RRRRRRRRUFF!"
: "Yes Buttons, he is a traitor to humanity! Steve Awesome is a sellout, a coward, and a snappy dresser and we all know it! Stevey boy. It is only right that I avenge this act. How DARE You inspire the destruction of Tokyo. How DARE you be responsible for all this pain and misery! How DARE you put Kira out of a job? …"
*He pauses and points at ‘Zilly*
: "That’s HER job. How do you think this makes her feel, eh? Here she is minding her own business just coming ashore to lay waste to Tokyo and here it is already in ashes! Our trip back to Japan was completely ruined!"
*Godzilla wipes a tear from her eye and then is seen putting buildings back together … only to kick them down again and roar.*
: "Grrrrrrrrr"
: "Grrrrrrr."
*Primal wipes a tear from his eye and spits on the ground.*
: "Mr. Awesome, it is my duty to inform you that I do not take kindly to this usurping of my gal’s job and hobby. You have made her sad and hence I will have to defend her honor by pulling your intestines out through your throat and replacing your testicles with dog chew toys before allowing Buttons free reign. He is a violent player."
*Buttons runs head first into a wall in his quest for a rogue squirrel … the wall collapses, Buttons yips happily wagging his tail and trots away from the wall.*
: "Steve you must be used to bad news at this point. From being around Zoran and the Bang Bros, to being around the Bastard of Bastard and the world of the hard kore. To being used by a bunch of toddlers. It’s ok, I understand we can’t all have the emotional maturity or the intelligence level of a baby who still craps in his pants. Then again we all know you still wet the bed and wear diapers and it IS NOT a sex thing. But see this is no longer just a fun romp for me. I will of course, take pleasure in torturing you and ripping you apart limb from limb … but it’s for a cause now. All the proceeds from the sales of my hair merchandise will go to the restoration of Tokyo … so Godzilla can fuck it up. She NEEDS to fuck Tokyo the same way I fucked Godzilla. And to promote the sale of my goods, I need to beat you with them."
*He laughs and lowers his hands, his hair undulates with a mad energy as his two cohorts continue to destroy anything they can get their hands on.*
: "But hey, when you shit yourself in fear of me, at least you’ll already have a head start on it from the usual shit you spew every day. Hahahahahaha-I’ma fuck you like the bitch you are! THAT HAIRCORE TITLE WILL BE MIIIIIIIINE!!!!"
*Primal takes flight on his back hair wings and rides back up to Godzilla.*
UP FROM THE DEPTHS, THIRTY STORIES HIGH, BREATHING FIRE, HIS HEAD IN THE SKY!
GODZILLA! … GODZILLA! … GODZILLA!
And Hair-zuuuuuki! …
*Emerging from the water where the bubbles foamed is the nuclear atrocity itself, the 300 foot tall lizard … the only true murder lizard in Japan (shots fired). GODZILLA! And as the theme song says … out off of her back flies her paramour --- Primal! Gliding around on wings made of intertwined back hair. A truly majestic, grotesque, and nauseating sight to be sure. He flies around and lands on the ground before unfurling from his chest hair, a corgi. A war corgi to be precise. Buttons the War Corgi to be SUPER precise. He has on little flight goggles and yaps in pleasure at flying.*
: "YIP YIP!"
*Hairzuki turns to look at one of his various cryptid mistresses and shoots her a knowing wink and finger guns. Godzilla blushes … then looks around … and is angry.*
: "Grahh? GRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR!!!!! "
*Primal looks around. He nods and calms her down before looking at the camera.*
: "What a disappointment. We were all set to come here and partake in my lady’s favorite pastime of destroying Tokyo. And lo and behold but somebody has stolen her thunder. This will not stand! My atomic bride deserves her chance to ruin all your lives. And I know just who to blame for this …"
: "RAAAAAAAGGGGH!"
: "Didn’t you already eat that one when he waltzed into the ocean?"
*Godzilla stops and Dominithinks … why yes she did! I suppose, who knows? She nods at him and turns around to pick up a random passerby and toss him around before atomic breath blasting a billboard of the XHF Network featuring Mongo the Destroyer on it. Can’t eat that, WAY too many empty fatty calories.*
: "No the true culprit of this destruction is obvious to anyone who watches streaming services, TV, or movies."
*But does he blame Kira or EVE?*
: "STEVE AWESOME!"
*say wha?*
: "Steve … we all know what a blight you are on the world. These poor impressionable Japanese citizens and JROK employees took one look at your movies and burned the place to the ground, having lost all hope. You are a monster. Surely thousands of people have fallen to your craptacular shit. You are the worst of the worst. More likely to sell us all out to literal babies than to actually do something of actual value."
*Primal nods and his chest hair shifts to provide a hand stroking his chin while he keeps his actual hands crossed across his chest.*
: "BORK YIP BARK RRRRRRRRUFF!"
: "Yes Buttons, he is a traitor to humanity! Steve Awesome is a sellout, a coward, and a snappy dresser and we all know it! Stevey boy. It is only right that I avenge this act. How DARE You inspire the destruction of Tokyo. How DARE you be responsible for all this pain and misery! How DARE you put Kira out of a job? …"
*He pauses and points at ‘Zilly*
: "That’s HER job. How do you think this makes her feel, eh? Here she is minding her own business just coming ashore to lay waste to Tokyo and here it is already in ashes! Our trip back to Japan was completely ruined!"
*Godzilla wipes a tear from her eye and then is seen putting buildings back together … only to kick them down again and roar.*
: "Grrrrrrrrr"
: "Grrrrrrr."
*Primal wipes a tear from his eye and spits on the ground.*
: "Mr. Awesome, it is my duty to inform you that I do not take kindly to this usurping of my gal’s job and hobby. You have made her sad and hence I will have to defend her honor by pulling your intestines out through your throat and replacing your testicles with dog chew toys before allowing Buttons free reign. He is a violent player."
*Buttons runs head first into a wall in his quest for a rogue squirrel … the wall collapses, Buttons yips happily wagging his tail and trots away from the wall.*
: "Steve you must be used to bad news at this point. From being around Zoran and the Bang Bros, to being around the Bastard of Bastard and the world of the hard kore. To being used by a bunch of toddlers. It’s ok, I understand we can’t all have the emotional maturity or the intelligence level of a baby who still craps in his pants. Then again we all know you still wet the bed and wear diapers and it IS NOT a sex thing. But see this is no longer just a fun romp for me. I will of course, take pleasure in torturing you and ripping you apart limb from limb … but it’s for a cause now. All the proceeds from the sales of my hair merchandise will go to the restoration of Tokyo … so Godzilla can fuck it up. She NEEDS to fuck Tokyo the same way I fucked Godzilla. And to promote the sale of my goods, I need to beat you with them."
*He laughs and lowers his hands, his hair undulates with a mad energy as his two cohorts continue to destroy anything they can get their hands on.*
: "But hey, when you shit yourself in fear of me, at least you’ll already have a head start on it from the usual shit you spew every day. Hahahahahaha-I’ma fuck you like the bitch you are! THAT HAIRCORE TITLE WILL BE MIIIIIIIINE!!!!"
*Primal takes flight on his back hair wings and rides back up to Godzilla.*