Tinto N' Marty's Mouse Party [Card]
Jul 11, 2023 13:53:44 GMT -5
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Post by Visit Neom on Jul 11, 2023 13:53:44 GMT -5
TINTO N' MARTY'S MOUSE PARTY
Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida
August 30th, 2023
Don't ask us why, but it seems that August 30th is the day that true legends are born. Ted Williams! Lewis Black! That guy from Reel Big Fish! Wrestling is no exception as that same legendary date gave us both Disney's Marty Donovan and id Software's Tinto.
Unfortunately, Olivia Oldham learned of this coincidence and hasdemanded offered to host a birthday party / wrestling show for her two favorite Virgos. Given the magical atmosphere, that only Walt Disney World can provide, it should be an event to remember!
Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida
August 30th, 2023
Don't ask us why, but it seems that August 30th is the day that true legends are born. Ted Williams! Lewis Black! That guy from Reel Big Fish! Wrestling is no exception as that same legendary date gave us both Disney's Marty Donovan and id Software's Tinto.
Unfortunately, Olivia Oldham learned of this coincidence and has
SEVEN SEAS SKIRMISH
Winner receives a future match for one of the Hardkore World championships OR a complimentary four night voyage on the Disney Wish.
Needless to say, no one on planet Earth was pleased with who won the XHF Rumble this year. Tinto suggested we do another one at Rapunzel's Tower, where the losers are thrown to their deaths. Bob Iger wasn't crazy about it. Instead, we will be having a rumble on the Seven Seas Lagoon. A wrestling ring will be placed in the middle of Disney's famous man-made lake. Competitors will enter (swim towards?) the battle every two minutes. The last one in the ring wins a shot at Hardkore gold. It won't be the world title though, can you imagine how pissy Cross would be about that? You can also opt to kick back on a truly magical cruise. Mystery entrants are welcome and funny swimsuits are encouraged!
Participants:
Donzig
Spike Kane
Mystery Entrant #1
"The Salford Squid" Callum Cornwall
Mystery Entrant #2
Joe Nobody
Deacon Oldham
Kasper Van Zant
Primal
Mystery Entrant #3
Tarrasque
Simon Cruise
Florida Man
"The Ringmaker" Doug
Zamboni Bandit
Scorpion
Mystery Entrant #4
Mystery Entrant #5
Mystery Entrant #6
Mystery Entrant #7
THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF RUKIA TACHIBANI!
The beloved idol from HKB4 will be serenading the birthday boys. What will she sing though? The smart money is on Alan Menken's greatest hits, but Tinto has requested an original opera about DOOM. Marty just wants to hear the Boston College fight song.
POENA "THE SANCTIFIED" VS "THE GODDESS OF DEATH" NATASHA
No. We're serious. This is taking place at Disney World. It is called a palette cleanser. There can only be so much sweetness on a show. Regardless of the setting, this is an exciting first time match up between two legendary psychopaths. Marty is trying to get them to promise to not hurt any park guests...who paid for the Genie + upgrades.
A KISS CAM!
Listen. We don't get it either, but Ollie is not backing down. You got to pick your battles. There's going to be a kiss cam at the show. You know, just like at a minor league hockey game. If they show you on the big screen then ya smooch. It's not just for the fans though. The truck might randomly choose a wrestler and their civilian girlfriend which is definitely allowed too. She has clarified this point numerous times.
X*CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
PETER CAIN DEFENDS AGAINST MISTRESS DISCIPLINE
Nobody dreamed this guy was getting booked. They were listed as banned on the invite. He stabbed an innocent furry / race car driver for crying out loud. Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo with a briefcase full of money. After much deliberation (about how to spend his bribe) Marty has decided Little Pete can be on the show. Will the 200 pound, former school librarian win the big one and deliver Donovan's most memorable present ever?
XHF PHOENIX CHAMPIONSHIP
REDMOND FURY (C) VS. BOGDAN TOMAS
The man responsible for bringing Tinto to the XHF Network, challenges for GUNS top title. Yes, what better present for Tinto than the belt he covets most? And the two time Sippy Cup champion aims to deliver.
HELL IN A CELL
DISNEY'S MARTY DONOVAN VS TINTO'S FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS
Since Tinto is still too young for wrestling, Marty has decided to let him book the main event. The master of The Dis-Knee will face a mystery opponent. All we know is they are Tinto's favorite member of the Disney royal family. Cinderella? Anna? The Xenomorph Queen? Regardless of who ends up in the other corner, Marty isn't worried!
Promo Format: One roleplay. No word limit.
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