Eliminate Rage and Cage

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(The sun is just coming up and the streets are empty as a shimmering circle appears and out of it comes The Dark Stars along with their leader Commandrix and Terminatrix.  The circle dissipates and the street returns to normal as they look around and are satisfied that nobody has seen them appear.)

Commandrix:   "Our mission is accomplished."

Niko:  "It was tougher than expected but then again we never settle for anything less than that."

Kono:  "It keeps our killer instinct from fading."

Terminatrix:  "That's why we always perform these exercises."

(They take a look around and start walking down the street and see a New Boy selling newspapers.)

News Boy:  "Extra!  Extra!  Read all about it!  Woke mob protests the exploitation of indigenous peoples all over the world!"

(They go over and Commandrix purchases a newspaper.)

Commandrix:  "Keep the change."

(The News Boy thanks her and suddenly gapes in awe.)

News Boy:  "You're Commandrix and those are The Dark Stars."

Commandrix:  "You heard of us."

News Boy:  "Yeah my mates at school heard of you and your the greatest wrestling group in tag team and singles."

Niko:  "You ever attended any of our matches."

News Boy:  "Every one of them since your debut in the AWF."

Kono:  "Interesting.  So who are our opponents in the Tag Team Tournament."

News Boy:  "Rage and Cage."

Terminatrix:  "We should be going now since you have a workout and Question and Answer session."

Commandrix:  "She's right.  Time for us to go."

News Boy:  "Can I get your autograph."

Commandrix:  "You may."

(They find a scrap of paper and autograph it and give it to the News Boy along with a tip.)

Commandrix:  "Good luck and hope to see you at the card."

(They leave and the News Boy who waves and thanks them and they wave and smile in return.  Commandrix opens up the newspaper and sees a write up of Rage and Cage.)

Commandrix:  "Rage and Cage seem to be part of that woke mob."

Niko:  "Then forget the match and we'll deal with Rage and Cage along with their mob."

Kono:  "I can't wait to deal pain to them after they deprived us of two straight victories."


Terminatrix:  "Time is winding down for your match Kono.  The Dark Stars shall and will defeat those corrupted members of Wesley Crane's group of losers."

Commandrix:  "Remember be focused on the goal and that goal is to beat Rage and Cage and do it decisively.  Let them cry and complain about the losing to the better team."

Niko:  "There shall be no doubt who is the better team.  Every time a team beats another team they lose to the team they already beaten.  The difference is we're going to beat them and humiliate them and eliminate them at the same time.  Then we'll beat The Glucks and whoever else is in our way."

Niko:  "Including von Krauss and Godfrey or whoever else gets in our way.  Though von Krauss and Godfrey earned our respect."

Commandrix:  "I have more respect for them than for the other tag teams.  That includes Rage and Cage."

Niko:  "Rage and cage shall see what a real tag team is and how a team really performs.  There won't be any doubts about who is going to be prevailing and moving on."

Kono:  "The Dark Stars are going to be the ones standing with their arms raised as the winners of this tournament and we shall make sure Wrestle:  UK is well represented and respected as a force to be reckoned with."

Commandrix:  "Correct.  We shall represent our promotion well and not be lazy like those who fled Wrestle:  UK without the honor of losing with dignity and respect."

Niko:  "Rage and Cage are unworthy for any championships since they keep embarrassing themselves in front of the ringsiders."

Kono:  "They shall be embarrassed when we meet them in the ring.  There shall be no doubt that The Dark Stars shall embarrass them and shame them to the point of them being punished by Wesley Crane.  Knowing him he'll probably either send his people in to interfere or Rage and Cage will cheat as usual to win."

Commandrix:  "We'll be ready for everything they try including cheating they never used before but will attempt to us."

Niko:  "Too bad we can't break up that woke mob and send a message to Rage and Cage."

Kono:  "The so-called 'Honest' Nicholas Cage will be forced to admit him and his stupid partner are nothing but phony woke culturalistas who will wish they never met The Dark Stars in the first place.  Maybe we should send them to a real time period where they can enjoy all the consequences of their actions."

Niko:  "Like the days when witch hunting was the woke culture sport in Europe and those woke culturalistas were burned at the stake.  Now that was how they dealt with humans like Rage and Cage."

Commandrix:  "You shall deal with Rage and cage ruthlessly and put them down like woke culturalists should be dealt with.  Right now we shall prepare for them and they shall be destroyed and humiliated for the glory of Wrestle:  UK and Shaakar."

(They enter what looks like an abandoned building by walking through the closed door as the scene slowly fades to black.)