Post by Venom 🕷 on Jul 22, 2023 19:13:35 GMT -5
The difference between BEEF and everyone else in this match is simple.
BEEF doesn’t need to win this.
BEEF is still young. BEEF is new to this business. BEEF wasn’t supposed to be at this point this soon.
The rest of these guys, though, they all need this to either gain or keep their relevancy.
Not BEEF.
No.
BEEF doesn’t need to win to prove something to their home company like Sam Sawyer does. They need this to make the big splash in TapOut. BEEF, the fact that BEEF is here right now means he is the top of Diamond Training Facility.
BEEF doesn’t need to win to make an owner notice them like Florida Man. BEEF has great relationships with both Magnus and Jack Diamond. BEEF doesn’t have beef (hehe) with either of them while Florida Man is trying to prove Kira wrong.
BEEF has never won the X*Crown Championship so he doesn’t need another win under his belt to keep up with his peers like Steve Awesome. Steve needs this win to keep up with the three timers club. BEEF knows it’ll be a long time before he gets to that milestone.
BEEF doesn’t need this win to stay on the top like Bloodied Fox. BEEF isn’t supposed to be here yet. BEEF knows that just by being here he speeds up his climb to the top. BEEF doesn’t need to win to be where he wants to be. Bloodied Fox, though. He goes from sought after man with power he loves, to vacation mode. Fox can’t handle vacation mode.
BEEF has nothing to lose.
We cut to a wide view of the Hoover dam. Along the top of it two figures are running. One is smaller and quite a bit in front of the other who is larger and clearly struggling to keep up. We zoom in and slowly we can tell that in front it is El Rey and trailing behind is BEEF. El Rey turns around and begins running backwards while yelling at BEEF.
El Rey: Come on BEEF. You’re not going to last in this match if you can’t keep up with me.
BEEF: Huff. Huff. Huff. Shut up.
El Rey laughs and begins slowing down.
El Rey: You know I’m only going to shut up if you catch me.
BEEF keeps running, struggling to catch up, but as he gets closer he reaches in his pocket, pulls out his phone, and launches it at El Rey. It hits him in the head and falls over the edge of the dam.
El Rey: Ouch. That hurt and now you don’t have a phone.
BEEF: Huff. Totally. Huff. Worth it.
El Rey: Really? You’re willing to rush your phone to stop me from making you run more?
BEEF: Yes.
El Rey: Well fine. We can Uber back if it means that much to you. Maybe you should order it. Oh right. You can’t. Because you threw your phone over the dam.
El Rey laughs as BEEF takes a swipe at his training partner and El Rey takes of forcing BEEF to continue chasing him.
Dear BEEF,
I called and called, but you still ain't answering
I left my cell, my email, and my home phone on your voicemail
I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with the server or something
Sometimes I mistype addresses when I type 'em
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your Phoenix title?
It’s my feds title, too, I'm bout to book another
If I have another show, guess what I'mma call it?
I'mma name it BEEF
I read about your bee fear, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend killed over some bees who wanted him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Mueller
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Diamond, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Mags
BEEF doesn’t need to win this.
BEEF is still young. BEEF is new to this business. BEEF wasn’t supposed to be at this point this soon.
The rest of these guys, though, they all need this to either gain or keep their relevancy.
Not BEEF.
No.
BEEF doesn’t need to win to prove something to their home company like Sam Sawyer does. They need this to make the big splash in TapOut. BEEF, the fact that BEEF is here right now means he is the top of Diamond Training Facility.
BEEF doesn’t need to win to make an owner notice them like Florida Man. BEEF has great relationships with both Magnus and Jack Diamond. BEEF doesn’t have beef (hehe) with either of them while Florida Man is trying to prove Kira wrong.
BEEF has never won the X*Crown Championship so he doesn’t need another win under his belt to keep up with his peers like Steve Awesome. Steve needs this win to keep up with the three timers club. BEEF knows it’ll be a long time before he gets to that milestone.
BEEF doesn’t need this win to stay on the top like Bloodied Fox. BEEF isn’t supposed to be here yet. BEEF knows that just by being here he speeds up his climb to the top. BEEF doesn’t need to win to be where he wants to be. Bloodied Fox, though. He goes from sought after man with power he loves, to vacation mode. Fox can’t handle vacation mode.
BEEF has nothing to lose.
Huff, huff, huff
We cut to a wide view of the Hoover dam. Along the top of it two figures are running. One is smaller and quite a bit in front of the other who is larger and clearly struggling to keep up. We zoom in and slowly we can tell that in front it is El Rey and trailing behind is BEEF. El Rey turns around and begins running backwards while yelling at BEEF.
El Rey: Come on BEEF. You’re not going to last in this match if you can’t keep up with me.
BEEF: Huff. Huff. Huff. Shut up.
El Rey laughs and begins slowing down.
El Rey: You know I’m only going to shut up if you catch me.
BEEF keeps running, struggling to catch up, but as he gets closer he reaches in his pocket, pulls out his phone, and launches it at El Rey. It hits him in the head and falls over the edge of the dam.
El Rey: Ouch. That hurt and now you don’t have a phone.
BEEF: Huff. Totally. Huff. Worth it.
El Rey: Really? You’re willing to rush your phone to stop me from making you run more?
BEEF: Yes.
El Rey: Well fine. We can Uber back if it means that much to you. Maybe you should order it. Oh right. You can’t. Because you threw your phone over the dam.
El Rey laughs as BEEF takes a swipe at his training partner and El Rey takes of forcing BEEF to continue chasing him.
Dear BEEF,
I called and called, but you still ain't answering
I left my cell, my email, and my home phone on your voicemail
I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with the server or something
Sometimes I mistype addresses when I type 'em
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your Phoenix title?
It’s my feds title, too, I'm bout to book another
If I have another show, guess what I'mma call it?
I'mma name it BEEF
I read about your bee fear, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend killed over some bees who wanted him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Mueller
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Diamond, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Mags
