WCW Nitro 07/24/23 World Title Tournament Semi-Finals
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WCW Nitro July 24th 2023
Nitro opens cold with Vince Russo in the middle of the ring. The arena is buzzing with anticipation for tonight's show. There is a low roar from the crowd as the show comes on the air. Russo raises his hand to cue quiet from the crowd.
Vince Russo: Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your attendance here tonight at WCW Monday Nitro. A thank you also to all those watching at home on TNT. I apologize upfront if my tone is a bit more down. A bit more somber.
I'm here in this ring right now to provide an update on WCW Co-Owner Freddie Prinze Jr's medical condition. First off, thankfully, Freddie is in stable condition. His wife Sarah wants to thank you for your well wishes and your prayers for Freddie's recovery. Freddie suffered severe head trauma as a result of what appears to be an attack in the backstage area of last week's Nitro. The doctor's felt it was best to put Freddie in a medically induced coma until the swelling on his brain subsides. Thus far, the doctors are optimistic that after some weeks in the hospital. And some physical therapy. That Freddie should make a full recovery.
The crowd cheers for the positive update on Freddie. Their cheers turn into a mixed reaction as We're Not Gonna Take It by Bif Naked plays in the arena. Out comes WCW Co-Owner David Arquette. He walks down to the ring. Russo looks at him with a look of disgust as Arquette climbs in the ring with a mic..
Arquette: Russo. You got some nerve being out here acting all sad about my brother Freddie's medical situation.
Vince Russo looks confused and pissed off.
Arquette: Russo, no one has addressed the elephant in the room. So I'm gonna have to be the one to do it. You see, since last week I've been thinking. Who could possibly have something to gain from Freddie being sidelined? Now I'm no detective. But if I was..my primary suspect would be you!
Russo gets nose to nose with Arquette with his blood boiling at this point.
Arquette: Vinny, Vinny. Remember, you said, and I quote, "I have to make things right too bro. Things start getting made right on Monday July 17th. Nitro."
To this day, you don't take responsibility for the death of WCW. To this day, you still blame ME for all the criticism you have gotten for all these years.
So when I had Freddie sign off on me making my in-ring return. It HAD to just set you off huh? You just HAD to get your revenge!
Realizing he is at the limits of his patience and fearing what he may be capable of. Russo starts to walk away and exit the ring. Arquette grabs Russo by the arm before he can leave. Russo looks down at Arquette's hand and then up to Arquette. Arquette lets go as he realizes Russo is at his boiling point.
Arquette: Russo, with Freddie on the shelf. I have full control of this company. That means I'm your boss! The buck stops here. I'm calling the shots and you answer to me and to me alone until further notice.
My first proclamation as Owner of World Championship Wrestling is to veto your decision to make me face a mystery opponent tonight. In fact, I'm gonna give myself the night off from in-ring competition altogether. The doctors advised me to abstain from any potential head trauma due to my concussion last week.
Russo: You got it boss. No match? Done.
Arquette looks surprised that Russo didn't give him any pushback.
Russo: I have no problem with that Mr. Arquette. And you're right bro. With Freddie gone, you would be in charge.
Arquette gives a smug look and looks around for the validation of the fans.
Russo: Except you're not bro. That Freddie, he's a smart man. He reads contracts. Unlike you.
Arquette looks confused as he mouths the words, "What are you talking about?" off mic.
Russo: You see David. Freddie had a back up plan. A back up plan in the event that he would be medically unable to run WCW.
Arquette is shaking his head in disbelief.
Russo: Freddie appointed an interim Co-Owner in his stead. Someone who Freddie tells everything to..
Someone that knows what Freddie would want..
In fact. That person should be here any minute.
Just a Russo finishes his sentence. A limo pulls up to the arena. A door opens and out comes Freddie Prinze Jr.'s wife, Sarah Michelle Gellar.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Joey Styles: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to WCW Nitro live on TNT. Before the commercial break. Vince Russo dropped a bombshell that is sure to change the face of World Championship Wrestling as we know it. In a shocking turn of events, it appears that Sarah Michelle Gellar is now the interim Co-Owner of WCW!
Mark Madden: This doesn't make any sense Joey. What does Sarah Michelle Gellar know about pro wrestling?!
Mark Madden: This doesn't make any sense Joey. What does Sarah Michelle Gellar know about pro wrestling?!
Joey Styles: I would be careful if I were you Mark. Your new boss did just arrive at the arena here tonight and I wouldn't want to get on her bad side.
We have quite the show for you folks. The Semi-Finals of the 8-Man World Title Tournament will take place right here tonight. We will find out who will be advancing to the Finals to crown the brand new WCW World Heavyweight Champion at Bash at the Beach. LIVE this Sunday on pay-per-view.
We have quite the show for you folks. The Semi-Finals of the 8-Man World Title Tournament will take place right here tonight. We will find out who will be advancing to the Finals to crown the brand new WCW World Heavyweight Champion at Bash at the Beach. LIVE this Sunday on pay-per-view.
Mantaur vs Erik Holland
Mantaur by WWE plays in the arena. After a few moments, Mantaur appears on the stage and makes his way to the ring. The crowd are behind the veteran as he reaches ringside and climbs into the ring.
Joey Styles: Well, there he is, WCW’s resident LWO member looking to bounce back from being eliminated from contention for the WCW World Championship. He and LaLa had a very competitive match last week but the big man came up short.
Mark Madden: Let’s call a spade a spade Joey, he got his ass kicked by a woman!
Joey Styles: That’s a little disrespectful, is it not, Mark? Layla more than proved her worth last week in moving to the Semi-Finals of the World Title tournament.
Mark Madden: Nevertheless, this match is very important because whoever loses is going to be oh for two after tonight!
“Otsego Placebo” by Static X then begins to play throughout the arena and Erik Holland emerges from the tunnel, still looking a little worse for wear after last week.
Joey Styles: Here’s Erik Holland, another one who was on the losing end last week although I think it’s safe to say that was beyond his control. And by the looks of it, he’s not fully recovered, he’s favoring those ribs.
Mark Madden: Excuse, excuses, Joey. He should’ve had the ring awareness to get out of the way of that car. It’s not Jamie Kennedy’s fault he didn’t see the car coming.
Joey Styles: Ring awareness?! Mark, they were in a parking lot!
As Holland climbs into the ring, he’s met with an engulfing clothesline from Mantaur. It sends him hard into the turnbuckle.
Mantaur builds up a head of steam, pawing his boots onto the mat and charges forward, nailing Erik Holland with the “Ultimate Splash”. Despite making a meal of it, Mantaur hits the splash with enough force to cause Erik Holland collapses into a heap into the corner, clutching his ribs in agony.
Joey Styles: Good God! What impact! If he didn’t have broken ribs before, Erik Holland definitely has them now!
Mark Madden: What did I say? Ring awareness! He couldn’t even get in the ring properly without noticing Mantaur coming towards him!
Mantaur pulls Erik Holland up.
Erik Holland tries to fight back with punches and kicks to Mantaur’s midsection.
Mantaur is forced back a few steps.
Erik Holland hits a MASSIVE chop on Mantaur’s chest but he roars and is unphased.
Mantaur nearly takes Erik Holland’s head off with an explosive King Kong Lariat.
Mantaur delivers hard stomps to Erik Holland’s ribs as he lies prone on the canvas.
Mantaur hauls Erik Holland to his feet and plants him with a Sit-Out Powerbomb. He transitions to a pinning combination.
Referee Tim White counts: one, two but Erik Holland kicks out.
Joey Styles: I won’t lie, Mark, I really thought that was going to be three right there.
Mark Madden: Just a matter of time, Joey.
Mantaur yanks Erik Holland to his feet like he weighs nothing. Erik Holland again tries to mount a comeback by trying to hit Mantaur with a big boot but his ribs are hurting too much for him to muster any strength to do so. Mantaur throws Erik Holland into the ropes and obliaterates him with the Gore, sending him flipping through the air. Mantaur makes the cover.
Referee Tim White counts: One, two, three!
Joey Styles: An impressive victory for Mantaur. We are now going to hand it over to Abraham Washington who is with a special guest here tonight.
Abraham Washington is standing next to a masked man in the front row. Abe has a mic..
Abraham Washington: Hey EL BORRACHO, it's good to see you. Can I ask you some questions?
BORRACHO looks annoyed and ready to blow a fuse at any moment. His massive hand grabs onto Abe's with vice like strength.
EB: First off you little poser, you need to thank the SUPREME DREAM for even talking to you.
Abraham Washington: Why are you here at the show? And are you planning a come back?
EB: It's none of your DAMN business why EL BORRACHO is here at your show. EL BORRACHO is RETIRED.....GOT THAT SHIT HEAD....RETIRED. These bunch of has been low life posers the WCW calls wrestlers are not even fit to pour me a shot of tequila. Let alone step in the ring with the SUPREME DREAM... EL BORRACHO. WE ARE DONE HERE
Abraham Washington takes the hint from BORRACHO's aggressive tone. Abe asks no more questions.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
In an office backstage, we see Sarah Michelle Gellar sitting at a desk. There's a knock on the door.
Gellar: Come in..
Russo: Hey Sarah. Good to see you. You all settled in?
Gellar: Yes. Thank you Vince. Have a seat.
While Russo is having a seat. At that very moment. David Arquette barges into the office..
Gellar: Sarah. Sorry about the lack of hospitality. This is such a surprise..
Gellar: Please sit down David.
Arquette has a seat as well. Neither Russo nor Arquette acknowledge one another.
Gellar: I say lets forego all the office etiquette stuff and get right down to business. The first decision I have made as acting interim Co-Owner of WCW is regarding you Vince Russo.
Given the recent controversy surrounding your decision to not only put yourself in a match but also lie down on live TV to throw said match. I am sending you home for the night without pay. Please understand that World Championship Wrestling is a re-launched brand and is attempting to move past the questionable decisions of its past.
Given the recent controversy surrounding your decision to not only put yourself in a match but also lie down on live TV to throw said match. I am sending you home for the night without pay. Please understand that World Championship Wrestling is a re-launched brand and is attempting to move past the questionable decisions of its past.
Be assured that this is only a formal warning. As of right now, your employment with WCW is secure. This is not a suspension and you are free to resume your duties this Sunday at Bash At The Beach.
Russo nods, acknowledging that he understands without saying a word. Arquette has a smug grin on his face. Russo then gets up and leaves the office without making a scene.
Arquette: That was stern.. but fair. Well done.
Gellar: David. This meeting is not over. There is some information that has come to light regarding your WCW contract. While you are Co-Owner of WCW. You also have a separate contract as an in-ring talent. Your in-ring career here in WCW is also on the agenda here tonight.
Arquette: Okay. Well.. What is it? Lay it on me.
Gellar: Last week, I was on the way to the arena before the show. Freddie called me. He was upset. Understand that I know my husband. When it comes to business. He doesn't let anything get to him. This was something different. David, Freddie was attacked during our phone call.
Arquette: My god.. Sarah. That's terrible.
Gellar puts up her hand as if to signal she does not want any more consolations. She has a very serious look on her face.
Gellar: David, what I have to say needs to be said in front of the live crowd tonight. It has to be said in front of the whole world. I will text you what place and what time to meet me at before we both head to the ring.
Russo nods, acknowledging that he understands without saying a word. Arquette has a smug grin on his face. Russo then gets up and leaves the office without making a scene.
Arquette: That was stern.. but fair. Well done.
Gellar: David. This meeting is not over. There is some information that has come to light regarding your WCW contract. While you are Co-Owner of WCW. You also have a separate contract as an in-ring talent. Your in-ring career here in WCW is also on the agenda here tonight.
Arquette: Okay. Well.. What is it? Lay it on me.
Gellar: Last week, I was on the way to the arena before the show. Freddie called me. He was upset. Understand that I know my husband. When it comes to business. He doesn't let anything get to him. This was something different. David, Freddie was attacked during our phone call.
Arquette: My god.. Sarah. That's terrible.
Gellar puts up her hand as if to signal she does not want any more consolations. She has a very serious look on her face.
Gellar: David, what I have to say needs to be said in front of the live crowd tonight. It has to be said in front of the whole world. I will text you what place and what time to meet me at before we both head to the ring.
Sean Parker vs Jamie Kennedy
”Ken’s Theme” by ToxicxEternity plays in the arena. Out comes Sean Parker. The crowd gives him quite the ovation. Parker makes his way to the ring with a look that say, "I've got something to prove".
Scream (ghostface) Theme Song plays in the arena. Out comes Jamie Kennedy. The crowd boos with the loudest boos of the night. The crowd starts throwing drinks and snacks as he makes his way to the ring.
Joey Styles: Mark. Both of these men got to the semi-finals due to strange circumstances. In a different universe. The paths of these two men would have never crossed. But here we are.
Mark Madden: You need to stop right there Joey. Don't invalidate Jamie's victory because we have a masked maniac running around. Jamie had nothing to do with that.
Joey Styles: Sean Parker is a man with an impressive body of work before arriving here in WCW. Judging from the crowd's reaction. They know that. For Jamie Kennedy. This match will be a test. It's the first match he has ever had in a WCW ring in fact. Or an ring for that matter.
Mark Madden: A Lebron had to have a first basketball game. A Brady had to have a first football game. What's your point Joey? You want to play that game. Well that Parker kid? Big fish small pond Joey. This is where the big boys play. Parker got to the semi-finals Terry Bollea style and you know it.
Scream (ghostface) Theme Song plays in the arena. Out comes Jamie Kennedy. The crowd boos with the loudest boos of the night. The crowd starts throwing drinks and snacks as he makes his way to the ring.
Joey Styles: Mark. Both of these men got to the semi-finals due to strange circumstances. In a different universe. The paths of these two men would have never crossed. But here we are.
Mark Madden: You need to stop right there Joey. Don't invalidate Jamie's victory because we have a masked maniac running around. Jamie had nothing to do with that.
Joey Styles: Sean Parker is a man with an impressive body of work before arriving here in WCW. Judging from the crowd's reaction. They know that. For Jamie Kennedy. This match will be a test. It's the first match he has ever had in a WCW ring in fact. Or an ring for that matter.
Mark Madden: A Lebron had to have a first basketball game. A Brady had to have a first football game. What's your point Joey? You want to play that game. Well that Parker kid? Big fish small pond Joey. This is where the big boys play. Parker got to the semi-finals Terry Bollea style and you know it.
Andrew Thomas signals for the bell to ring as both competitors are in the ring.
Jamie Kennedy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sean Parker counters it with a dragon screw.
Sean Parker nails Jamie Kennedy with a tiger driver.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Joey Styles: Mr. Kennedy. Welcome to the world of professional wrestling.
Mark Madden: The ref needs to check on Mr. Kennedy. He's deserves special treatment.
Sean Parker executes a jumping side kick against Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker hits a standing shooting star press on Jamie Kennedy.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean Parker attempts a springboard roundhouse kick, but Jamie Kennedy steps out of the way.
Jamie Kennedy performs a kick to the chest against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker hits Jamie Kennedy with an elbow.
Jamie Kennedy begs off.
Sean Parker hits a flying side kick on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker hits a German suplex on Jamie Kennedy.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean Parker uses a side kick to the midsection on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker tries a roundhouse right, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a punch.
Jamie Kennedy uses a double knife edge chop on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy performs a kick to the face against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy goes for a spear, but Sean Parker counters it with a kneelift.
Sean Parker attempts a roundhouse kick, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a low blow.
Jamie Kennedy uses a low blow on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker uses a jumping side kick on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker runs into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy executes a slap against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy goes for a flying axhandle, but Sean Parker counters it with a punch.
Sean Parker attempts a flying huracanrana, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a power bomb.
Jamie Kennedy uses the ropes for leverage.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jamie Kennedy complains about a slow count.
Mark Madden: Joey, I feel like the referees are bias towards celebrities in this business. They're jealous is all.
Joey Styles: Are we watching the same match? The man grabbed the ropes during a pin. An illegal move by the way.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker executes a flying headscissors against Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker throws Jamie Kennedy out of the ring.
Sean Parker goes outside.
Sean Parker goes for a flying huracanrana, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a power bomb.
Mark Madden: Did Parker really make the same mistake twice just now? This time OUTSIDE the ring?!
Joey Styles: Sean Parker is looking worse for wear after that second powerbomb.
Jamie Kennedy executes a kick to the face against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy performs a flying axhandle against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy knocks Sean Parker into the ringsteps.
Mark Madden: Relaxed Rules Joey. Don't your dare say anything.
Jamie Kennedy throws Sean Parker into the guardrail.
Joey Styles: Sean Parker could have a damaged lowerback after that powerbomb to the outside, the ringsteps, and now the guardrail.
Mark Madden: Jamie Kennedy is a brilliant man Joey. He does his homework. He knows that Parker has a history of back problems.
Jamie Kennedy uses an eye gouge on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy throws Sean Parker back into the ring.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy hits a flying forearm on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy uses a slap on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker goes for a jumping side kick, but Jamie Kennedy ducks out of the way.
Jamie Kennedy chops Sean Parker.
Sean Parker punches Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker punches Jamie Kennedy.
Jamie Kennedy hits Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy whips Sean Parker into the ropes, but Sean Parker reverses it.
Jamie Kennedy tries a knee chop block, but Sean Parker steps out of the way.
Sean Parker nails Jamie Kennedy with the Michinoku Driver.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Joey Styles: I hate to say it. But Jamie Kennedy has got guts. Lesser men would not have been able to kick out of that.
Mark Madden: After this match someone needs to write an E True Hollwood Story about Jamie Kennedy.
Joey Styles: A whole documentary about this one match?
Sean Parker hits a side kick to the midsection on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker tries a hook kick, but Jamie Kennedy ducks out of the way.
Jamie Kennedy performs a low blow against Sean Parker.
Joey Styles: Come on ref! I know the rules are relaxed but that was blatant!
Jamie Kennedy uses a Russian legsweep on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy nails Sean Parker with a jumping neckbreaker.
Jamie Kennedy whips Sean Parker into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy hits Sean Parker with an elbow.
Jamie Kennedy executes an eye gouge against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy uses a spear on Sean Parker.
Mark Madden: It's over. Some fat lady somewhere is singing. Pin the man Jamie.
Sean Parker springs to his feet.
Joey Styles: It's not time for the After Party just yet Mark. Parker with kip up after that massive spear.
Sean Parker hits a Spanish Fly on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker gives the sign for the Helheim Hellfire.
Jamie Kennedy begs off but Parker will have none of it.
Sean Parker nails Jamie Kennedy with the Helheim Hellfire (Twisting Northern Lights bomb).
Sean Parker throws Jamie Kennedy out of the ring.
Mark Madden: Sean Parker is getting greedy here. He should have gone for the pin just now.
Sean Parker rolls out under the bottom rope.
Sean Parker hits the Michinoku Driver on Jamie Kennedy.
Joey Styles: Michinoku Driver onto the floor outside!
Mark Madden: I can't watch this Joey.
Sean Parker throws Jamie Kennedy back into the ring.
Sean Parker executes the Howl of the Sniper Wolf against Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker goes for the pin.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, three.
Sean Parker nails Jamie Kennedy with a tiger driver.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Joey Styles: Mr. Kennedy. Welcome to the world of professional wrestling.
Mark Madden: The ref needs to check on Mr. Kennedy. He's deserves special treatment.
Sean Parker executes a jumping side kick against Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker hits a standing shooting star press on Jamie Kennedy.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean Parker attempts a springboard roundhouse kick, but Jamie Kennedy steps out of the way.
Jamie Kennedy performs a kick to the chest against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker hits Jamie Kennedy with an elbow.
Jamie Kennedy begs off.
Sean Parker hits a flying side kick on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker hits a German suplex on Jamie Kennedy.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean Parker uses a side kick to the midsection on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker tries a roundhouse right, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a punch.
Jamie Kennedy uses a double knife edge chop on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy performs a kick to the face against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy goes for a spear, but Sean Parker counters it with a kneelift.
Sean Parker attempts a roundhouse kick, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a low blow.
Jamie Kennedy uses a low blow on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker uses a jumping side kick on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker runs into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy executes a slap against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy goes for a flying axhandle, but Sean Parker counters it with a punch.
Sean Parker attempts a flying huracanrana, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a power bomb.
Jamie Kennedy uses the ropes for leverage.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jamie Kennedy complains about a slow count.
Mark Madden: Joey, I feel like the referees are bias towards celebrities in this business. They're jealous is all.
Joey Styles: Are we watching the same match? The man grabbed the ropes during a pin. An illegal move by the way.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker executes a flying headscissors against Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker throws Jamie Kennedy out of the ring.
Sean Parker goes outside.
Sean Parker goes for a flying huracanrana, but Jamie Kennedy counters it with a power bomb.
Mark Madden: Did Parker really make the same mistake twice just now? This time OUTSIDE the ring?!
Joey Styles: Sean Parker is looking worse for wear after that second powerbomb.
Jamie Kennedy executes a kick to the face against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy performs a flying axhandle against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy knocks Sean Parker into the ringsteps.
Mark Madden: Relaxed Rules Joey. Don't your dare say anything.
Jamie Kennedy throws Sean Parker into the guardrail.
Joey Styles: Sean Parker could have a damaged lowerback after that powerbomb to the outside, the ringsteps, and now the guardrail.
Mark Madden: Jamie Kennedy is a brilliant man Joey. He does his homework. He knows that Parker has a history of back problems.
Jamie Kennedy uses an eye gouge on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy throws Sean Parker back into the ring.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy hits a flying forearm on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy uses a slap on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Sean Parker goes for a jumping side kick, but Jamie Kennedy ducks out of the way.
Jamie Kennedy chops Sean Parker.
Sean Parker punches Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker punches Jamie Kennedy.
Jamie Kennedy hits Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy whips Sean Parker into the ropes, but Sean Parker reverses it.
Jamie Kennedy tries a knee chop block, but Sean Parker steps out of the way.
Sean Parker nails Jamie Kennedy with the Michinoku Driver.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Joey Styles: I hate to say it. But Jamie Kennedy has got guts. Lesser men would not have been able to kick out of that.
Mark Madden: After this match someone needs to write an E True Hollwood Story about Jamie Kennedy.
Joey Styles: A whole documentary about this one match?
Sean Parker hits a side kick to the midsection on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker tries a hook kick, but Jamie Kennedy ducks out of the way.
Jamie Kennedy performs a low blow against Sean Parker.
Joey Styles: Come on ref! I know the rules are relaxed but that was blatant!
Jamie Kennedy uses a Russian legsweep on Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy nails Sean Parker with a jumping neckbreaker.
Jamie Kennedy whips Sean Parker into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy hits Sean Parker with an elbow.
Jamie Kennedy executes an eye gouge against Sean Parker.
Jamie Kennedy runs into the ropes.
Jamie Kennedy uses a spear on Sean Parker.
Mark Madden: It's over. Some fat lady somewhere is singing. Pin the man Jamie.
Sean Parker springs to his feet.
Joey Styles: It's not time for the After Party just yet Mark. Parker with kip up after that massive spear.
Sean Parker hits a Spanish Fly on Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker gives the sign for the Helheim Hellfire.
Jamie Kennedy begs off but Parker will have none of it.
Sean Parker nails Jamie Kennedy with the Helheim Hellfire (Twisting Northern Lights bomb).
Sean Parker throws Jamie Kennedy out of the ring.
Mark Madden: Sean Parker is getting greedy here. He should have gone for the pin just now.
Sean Parker rolls out under the bottom rope.
Sean Parker hits the Michinoku Driver on Jamie Kennedy.
Joey Styles: Michinoku Driver onto the floor outside!
Mark Madden: I can't watch this Joey.
Sean Parker throws Jamie Kennedy back into the ring.
Sean Parker executes the Howl of the Sniper Wolf against Jamie Kennedy.
Sean Parker goes for the pin.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The winner is Sean Parker. Time of match: 0:07:28
Sebastian Truegrove vs Layla Lavoie
Tenebre Rosso Sangue by KEYGEN CHURCH plays in the arena. Out comes Sebastian Truegrove. The crowd boos him. Truegrove gives off a "I'm better than you" vibe. The fans don't like it one bit.
"Who I Am" by ERALISE (Cherry 葵 remix) plays in the arena. Out comes Layla “LaLa” Lavoie. Some of the crowd cheers and some of the crowd boos Lala.
Joey Styles: It appears the fans here are choosing the lesser of two evils here by cheering LaLa instead of Sebastian Truegrove.
Mark Madden: She's always pandering to her cousin. Unlike Truegrove, who only cares about the opinion of the man in the mirror.
Joey Styles: Michael Jackson?
Andrew Thomas signals for the bell to ring as both competitors are in the ring.
Joey Styles: It appears the fans here are choosing the lesser of two evils here by cheering LaLa instead of Sebastian Truegrove.
Mark Madden: She's always pandering to her cousin. Unlike Truegrove, who only cares about the opinion of the man in the mirror.
Joey Styles: Michael Jackson?
Andrew Thomas signals for the bell to ring as both competitors are in the ring.
Sebastian Truegrove executes a double knife edge chop against Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove uses the Pedigree on Layla Lavoie.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Joey Styles: I know another blueblood that is famous for that move. Hi Paul.
Mark Madden: Joey stop being a nerd. And by the way. You probably already burned that bridge.
Joey Styles: I know another blueblood that is famous for that move. Hi Paul.
Mark Madden: Joey stop being a nerd. And by the way. You probably already burned that bridge.
Sebastian Truegrove whips Layla Lavoie into the ropes, but Layla Lavoie reverses it.
Layla Lavoie misses with a kick.
Sebastian Truegrove hits Layla Lavoie with a kick.
Sebastian Truegrove goes for a piledriver, but Layla Lavoie counters it with a backdrop.
Layla Lavoie whips Sebastian Truegrove into the ropes.
Layla Lavoie hits Sebastian Truegrove with a clothesline.
Layla Lavoie locks Sebastian Truegrove in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Sebastian Truegrove is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sebastian Truegrove grabs the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Mark Madden: Sebastian Truegrove is a proud man Joey. He will NEVER tap out.
Mark Madden: Sebastian Truegrove is a proud man Joey. He will NEVER tap out.
Layla Lavoie executes a hammerlock lariat against Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie goes for a flying huracanrana, but Sebastian Truegrove steps out of the way.
Sebastian Truegrove attempts a kick to the chest, but Layla Lavoie counters it with a dragon screw.
Layla Lavoie runs into the ropes.
Sebastian Truegrove attempts an STO backbreaker, but Layla Lavoie counters it with an elbowsmash.
Layla Lavoie executes a flying huracanrana against Sebastian Truegrove.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Joey Styles: You may hate Sebastian Truegrove. But the man is a purebred.
Mark Madden: Hearing you talk about breeding of any kind creeps me out Joey.
Joey Styles: You may hate Sebastian Truegrove. But the man is a purebred.
Mark Madden: Hearing you talk about breeding of any kind creeps me out Joey.
Layla Lavoie performs a springboard spin kick against Sebastian Truegrove.
Sebastian Truegrove begs off.
Layla Lavoie whips Sebastian Truegrove into the ropes, but Sebastian Truegrove reverses it.
Sebastian Truegrove hits Layla Lavoie with an elbow.
Sebastian Truegrove performs the Take The Knee against Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove is going for the cover.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Madden: I hate to say it. But LaLa is impressing me tonight. I doubt Zelda is impressed though.
Mark Madden: I hate to say it. But LaLa is impressing me tonight. I doubt Zelda is impressed though.
Sebastian Truegrove attempts a piledriver, but Layla Lavoie counters it with a backdrop.
Layla Lavoie hits a back suplex on Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie tries a springboard spin kick, but Sebastian Truegrove ducks out of the way.
Sebastian Truegrove tries a facerake, but Layla Lavoie blocks it.
Layla Lavoie tries the Pele kick, but Sebastian Truegrove steps out of the way.
Sebastian Truegrove nails Layla Lavoie with a spinning heel kick.
Sebastian Truegrove hits a double knife edge chop on Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove executes an STO backbreaker against Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove runs into the ropes.
Layla Lavoie hits Sebastian Truegrove with a kick.
Layla Lavoie attempts a hammerlock lariat, but Sebastian Truegrove ducks out of the way.
Sebastian Truegrove runs into the ropes.
Layla Lavoie hits Sebastian Truegrove with a backdrop.
Layla Lavoie hits a springboard spin kick on Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie goes for a flying armbar, but Sebastian Truegrove counters it with a facerake.
Sebastian Truegrove executes a front facelock STO against Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove tries a facerake, but Layla Lavoie blocks it.
Layla Lavoie hits the Pele kick on Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie catches Sebastian Truegrove in a hammerlock.
Sebastian Truegrove is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sebastian Truegrove manages to grab the ropes after 8 seconds.
Joey Styles: Mark that arm is in bad shape. LaLa is like a pitbull with arms. She will not let go.
Mark Madden: Are you calling her a.. too easy Joey. Not taking the bait.
Joey Styles: Mark that arm is in bad shape. LaLa is like a pitbull with arms. She will not let go.
Mark Madden: Are you calling her a.. too easy Joey. Not taking the bait.
Layla Lavoie performs a back suplex against Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie runs into the ropes.
Layla Lavoie misses with a clothesline.
Sebastian Truegrove uses a double knife edge chop on Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove whips Layla Lavoie into the turnbuckle.
Sebastian Truegrove hits a double knife edge chop on Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove executes an eye gouge against Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove uses a spinning heel kick on Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove goes for a spinning heel kick, but Layla Lavoie ducks out of the way.
Layla Lavoie uses a running hip attack on Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie whips Sebastian Truegrove into the ropes, but Sebastian Truegrove reverses it.
Layla Lavoie hits Sebastian Truegrove with a kick.
Layla Lavoie uses a back suplex on Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie is going for the cover.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, shoulder up.
Layla Lavoie hits the Raillerie Fessée (running hip attack) on Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie hits a springboard spin kick on Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie tries another running hip attack, but Sebastian Truegrove rolls out of the way.
Sebastian Truegrove runs into the ropes.
Sebastian Truegrove hits Layla Lavoie with an elbow.
Sebastian Truegrove tries an eye gouge, but Layla Lavoie blocks it.
Layla Lavoie punches Sebastian Truegrove.
Sebastian Truegrove hits Layla Lavoie.
Layla Lavoie punches Sebastian Truegrove.
Layla Lavoie chops Sebastian Truegrove.
Sebastian Truegrove chops Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove hits Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove performs a kick to the chest against Layla Lavoie.
Sebastian Truegrove tries another Pedigree, but Layla Lavoie blocks it and turns it into the Montréal Barrebras.
Joey Styles: Truegrove couldn't hook LaLa's second arm due to his injured arm
Sebastian Truegrove is tapping the mat.
Joey Styles: Truegrove couldn't hook LaLa's second arm due to his injured arm
Sebastian Truegrove is tapping the mat.
Andrew Thomas calls for bell to signal the submission victory.
The winner is Layla Lavoie. Time of match: 0:07:43
Joey Styles: So much for Sebastian Truegrove never tapping out.
Mark Madden: Oh shut up Joey!
Mark Madden: Oh shut up Joey!
Immediately after the camera shot of LaLa wit her hand raised in the ring. The scene switches with no warning to a shot of David Arquette walking into an empty backstage hallway. It is eerily quiet. Arquette looks puzzled. He is looking around and he doesn't see a single soul around.
Arquette: Sarah said to meet her right here at 10:59 pm. We gotta be out in the ring before the show goes off air..
Just as he finishes his sentence. Arquette's cell phone rings. He answers it.
Arquette: Hello?
There's nothing. Dead air..
Arquette: Helloo? Who is this?
Arquette looks confused and a little shaken at this point.
Out of nowhere we hear a loud scream of distress. Behind Arquette we see ghostface dragging Sarah Michelle Gellar and she looks terrified.
Sarah Michelle Gellar: DAVID!!
As the scene slowly fades to black we see David turn around. We hear the sound of spinning tires and Arquette screaming "SARAH!"..
Fin.
Fin.