Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Jul 25, 2023 13:35:05 GMT -5
The scene opens to the ballroom at the Turning Stone Casino and Resort in Syracuse, NY. The room is elegantly decorated. It’s very clear that this place is a place for the wealthy. The room is filled with a bunch of important people. Actors and actresses, sports athletes, and other business men and women are all in attendance. The door opens and in walks the Wrestle:UK World Champion, “The High Roller” Wesley Crane. He is dressed to impress as always, wearing a custom white suit with a plum purple buttoned down shirt under the jacket. The top couple of buttons are unbuttoned to show off his chiseled physique. He has the Wrestle:UK World Championship wrapped around his waist. Walking with the champ is his “lady friend” Katie Moss and one of his stablemates, Nicholas “Honest” Cage. As they walk through the crowd, Wesley Crane introduces Katie and Nicholas to some of the important people in the room. Suddenly, someone slaps Wesley on the back of his right shoulder. Wesley turns around and is met eye to eye with none other than his good friend, Tom Brady. Tom has a huge smile on his face as he opens his arms up wide. Wesley shows off his evil grin and goes in for a big hug.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Welcome back, Tommy Terrific.”
Off to the side, Nicholas looks like he might burst. Wesley looks over at Nicholas who is motioning for Wesley to introduce him.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Tommy, this is my good friend, Nicholas Cage.”
Tom Brady: “What’s up, man?”
Suddenly, Nicholas is frozen. He can’t speak. He’s star struck. Tom looks back at Wesley.
Tom Brady: “This kid okay?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah, he’ll be fine.”
Tom Brady: “This place is looking incredible. I love the upgrades you gave it.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Thanks. Tommy, this is Katie… Katie Moss.”
Tom Brady reaches his hand out and shakes hands with Katie.
Tom Brady: “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Katie Moss: “You as well.”
Tom Brady: “So, champ, you ready for your big match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m more than ready to shut Kalmin Watts up once and for all.”
Tom Brady: “The kids a powerhouse. You better watch out for that Sooner Squeeze.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “After being in the ring this many times with Kalmin, I think it’s safe to say I’m ready to counter the Sooner Squeeze. Did you see his last promo?”
Tom Brady: “I did not.”
Wesley grabs his cell phone and taps the screen a couple of times. He then turns his phone sideways so Tom can watch the video of the promo. Once Tom is finished, he hands the phone back to Wesley.
Tom Brady: “So what’s your thoughts?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “How dare he act as if my championship isn’t the most sought after prize in all of professional wrestling. Kalmin says a champion is a champion with or without the belt… and for some people, he’s correct… but for our situation, he is dead wrong. Having the belt shows that you are the best of the best. This is Wrestle:UK where there are three championships. The World, The Commonwealth and The World Tag Team Championships. That’s 4 spots… 4 people get to claim themselves as champion in this prestigious federation.”
Tom Brady: “And you’re the longest champion in WUK history!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re dayyyum right I am. Kalmin Watts tries to mock me for carrying around all my championships? Make accusations that I’m only carrying around my championships because I don’t want people to forget what I’ve accomplished. Well, Kalmin Watts can get fucked. I carry around Naomi and her three sisters because I deserve to carry them around. I have worked my ass off and beaten some of the best in the business to be a 4 time champion. It ain’t easy being great.
Tom Brady: “I like your odds… as long as you don’t get locked in the Sooner Squeeze. I’m not sure Ray Lewis could get out of that move.”
Wesley looks disgusted.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You serious right now?”
Tom looks confused.
Tom Brady: “What?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re going to disrespect me in my home? Around my people? Really?”
Katie steps in.
Katie Moss: “Now’s not the time, Wesley.”
Tom Brady: “Look, man, I’m sor-”
HRKO OUT OF NOWHERE! Tom Brady is busted open. He slowly begins to move. Wesley takes off his Wrestle:UK World Championship and hands it to Nicholas “Honest” Cage. As Tom begins to get up, he is met with a vicious IN THE FACE from the champion. The crowd is buzzing. Cell phone cameras are out all over the place. Wesley adjusts his suit and is handed his championship back. He raises it high in the air.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let this be a lesson to all of you. Don’t fucking disrespect me… especially in my own home. This message goes out to Kalmin Watts.”
Wesley walks over to one woman who is recording this on her phone.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Kalmin, enough is enough. We’ve said all we need to say. You seem to have gotten shit twisted. You seem to think that if you use big, tough words that it’ll make you an honest threat. Well I say fuck that and fuck you. You can have all the respect in the world from the “fans” but that means nothing. They’re measly fans. They have no value. They are not like my people here. If you want to eat with swine, feel free, but I’ll continue to wine and dine with the best of the best. Kalmin, straight up, Naomi is too good for you. You don’t deserve her and you will not win her at Night of Champions. It’s time for war!”
With that said, Wesley lowers his championship and starts to leave. Nicholas runs over to Tom who is starting to sit up and yells out “suck it” as he chops at his own crotch like DX.
Scene end.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Welcome back, Tommy Terrific.”
Off to the side, Nicholas looks like he might burst. Wesley looks over at Nicholas who is motioning for Wesley to introduce him.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Tommy, this is my good friend, Nicholas Cage.”
Tom Brady: “What’s up, man?”
Suddenly, Nicholas is frozen. He can’t speak. He’s star struck. Tom looks back at Wesley.
Tom Brady: “This kid okay?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah, he’ll be fine.”
Tom Brady: “This place is looking incredible. I love the upgrades you gave it.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Thanks. Tommy, this is Katie… Katie Moss.”
Tom Brady reaches his hand out and shakes hands with Katie.
Tom Brady: “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Katie Moss: “You as well.”
Tom Brady: “So, champ, you ready for your big match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m more than ready to shut Kalmin Watts up once and for all.”
Tom Brady: “The kids a powerhouse. You better watch out for that Sooner Squeeze.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “After being in the ring this many times with Kalmin, I think it’s safe to say I’m ready to counter the Sooner Squeeze. Did you see his last promo?”
Tom Brady: “I did not.”
Wesley grabs his cell phone and taps the screen a couple of times. He then turns his phone sideways so Tom can watch the video of the promo. Once Tom is finished, he hands the phone back to Wesley.
Tom Brady: “So what’s your thoughts?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “How dare he act as if my championship isn’t the most sought after prize in all of professional wrestling. Kalmin says a champion is a champion with or without the belt… and for some people, he’s correct… but for our situation, he is dead wrong. Having the belt shows that you are the best of the best. This is Wrestle:UK where there are three championships. The World, The Commonwealth and The World Tag Team Championships. That’s 4 spots… 4 people get to claim themselves as champion in this prestigious federation.”
Tom Brady: “And you’re the longest champion in WUK history!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re dayyyum right I am. Kalmin Watts tries to mock me for carrying around all my championships? Make accusations that I’m only carrying around my championships because I don’t want people to forget what I’ve accomplished. Well, Kalmin Watts can get fucked. I carry around Naomi and her three sisters because I deserve to carry them around. I have worked my ass off and beaten some of the best in the business to be a 4 time champion. It ain’t easy being great.
Tom Brady: “I like your odds… as long as you don’t get locked in the Sooner Squeeze. I’m not sure Ray Lewis could get out of that move.”
Wesley looks disgusted.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You serious right now?”
Tom looks confused.
Tom Brady: “What?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re going to disrespect me in my home? Around my people? Really?”
Katie steps in.
Katie Moss: “Now’s not the time, Wesley.”
Tom Brady: “Look, man, I’m sor-”
HRKO OUT OF NOWHERE! Tom Brady is busted open. He slowly begins to move. Wesley takes off his Wrestle:UK World Championship and hands it to Nicholas “Honest” Cage. As Tom begins to get up, he is met with a vicious IN THE FACE from the champion. The crowd is buzzing. Cell phone cameras are out all over the place. Wesley adjusts his suit and is handed his championship back. He raises it high in the air.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let this be a lesson to all of you. Don’t fucking disrespect me… especially in my own home. This message goes out to Kalmin Watts.”
Wesley walks over to one woman who is recording this on her phone.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Kalmin, enough is enough. We’ve said all we need to say. You seem to have gotten shit twisted. You seem to think that if you use big, tough words that it’ll make you an honest threat. Well I say fuck that and fuck you. You can have all the respect in the world from the “fans” but that means nothing. They’re measly fans. They have no value. They are not like my people here. If you want to eat with swine, feel free, but I’ll continue to wine and dine with the best of the best. Kalmin, straight up, Naomi is too good for you. You don’t deserve her and you will not win her at Night of Champions. It’s time for war!”
With that said, Wesley lowers his championship and starts to leave. Nicholas runs over to Tom who is starting to sit up and yells out “suck it” as he chops at his own crotch like DX.
Scene end.
