Post by Àndras Obol on Jul 27, 2023 20:58:40 GMT -5
The scene opens and we see WCW Co-Owner David Arquette standing besides a luxurious pool which is outside a luxurious house.
David Arquette looks annoyed by the camera crew in his personal space.
David Arquette looks annoyed by the camera crew in his personal space.
Arquette: Why are you guys here? I see that you have WCW production crew shirts on so.
Producer (off-camera): Russo sent us over. He said that you were cool with this. That you wanted to promote your match with Mantaur this Sunday.
Arquette: He did did he?
David Arquette clenches his jaw. Grinning while giving a slight nod. Arquette stifles the rage boiling us inside over yet another one Russo's shenanigans.
Arquette: It's cool. Russo is a funny guy. Not ha ha funny. But alright.
Producer (off-camera): Did you want to give us any comment on Vince Russo while we're here?
Arquette: Before we get to that. I need to remind all of you fellas that you work for ME. Alright? So in the future. Be sure to clear this kind of thing through me.
We hear the whole production acknowledge the order from their superior one by one.
Arquette: Russo? That New York scum bag? I have a surprise for Russo this Sunday at Bash at the Beach. I have nothing else to say about Russo.
Producer (off-camera): What comments do you have about Jamie Kennedy?
Arquette: Jamie Kennedy's days are numbered in WCW. If it wasn't for all that has been going on with this masked crazy person. I would have ended Jamie Kennedy's wrestling career this past Monday on Nitro.
Producer (off-camera): Speaking of Monday, and the ghostface figure. Do you have any comments about what happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Arquette: What do you want me to say? What can you say?
Arquette looks offended by the question. Like he was slightly taken off guard by it.
Arquette: Can I bum a cigarette off any of you fellas?
Arquette looks around at the camera crew and the producer and no one seems to have a cigarette.
Arquette: It's cool. If my wife caught me. She would kill me anyway. So..back to the questions.
Producer (off-camera): Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Arquette: Listen I have been worried sick about Sarah. I heard the sheer terror in her voice. First Freddie. Now this? Who's next? I'm worried about my own safety too.
Producer (off-camera): We will leave that topic alone and ask you about your opponent this Sunday, Mantaur.
Arquette: Yeah this Sunday I have a shot at the WCW Hardcore Title but I have to go through Mantaur. He's a mountain of a man no doubt. But I will say this. I am currently the sole owner of WCW. If Mantaur knows whats good for him. He will do the right thing.
Producer (off-camera): Sole owner? That's only temporary right. And what do you mean by "right thing"?
Arquette: I think this interview is over. Get the fuck off my property or you're all fired.
Producer (off-camera): Thank you for your time Mr. Arquette.
Producer (off-camera): Russo sent us over. He said that you were cool with this. That you wanted to promote your match with Mantaur this Sunday.
Arquette: He did did he?
David Arquette clenches his jaw. Grinning while giving a slight nod. Arquette stifles the rage boiling us inside over yet another one Russo's shenanigans.
Arquette: It's cool. Russo is a funny guy. Not ha ha funny. But alright.
Producer (off-camera): Did you want to give us any comment on Vince Russo while we're here?
Arquette: Before we get to that. I need to remind all of you fellas that you work for ME. Alright? So in the future. Be sure to clear this kind of thing through me.
We hear the whole production acknowledge the order from their superior one by one.
Arquette: Russo? That New York scum bag? I have a surprise for Russo this Sunday at Bash at the Beach. I have nothing else to say about Russo.
Producer (off-camera): What comments do you have about Jamie Kennedy?
Arquette: Jamie Kennedy's days are numbered in WCW. If it wasn't for all that has been going on with this masked crazy person. I would have ended Jamie Kennedy's wrestling career this past Monday on Nitro.
Producer (off-camera): Speaking of Monday, and the ghostface figure. Do you have any comments about what happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Arquette: What do you want me to say? What can you say?
Arquette looks offended by the question. Like he was slightly taken off guard by it.
Arquette: Can I bum a cigarette off any of you fellas?
Arquette looks around at the camera crew and the producer and no one seems to have a cigarette.
Arquette: It's cool. If my wife caught me. She would kill me anyway. So..back to the questions.
Producer (off-camera): Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Arquette: Listen I have been worried sick about Sarah. I heard the sheer terror in her voice. First Freddie. Now this? Who's next? I'm worried about my own safety too.
Producer (off-camera): We will leave that topic alone and ask you about your opponent this Sunday, Mantaur.
Arquette: Yeah this Sunday I have a shot at the WCW Hardcore Title but I have to go through Mantaur. He's a mountain of a man no doubt. But I will say this. I am currently the sole owner of WCW. If Mantaur knows whats good for him. He will do the right thing.
Producer (off-camera): Sole owner? That's only temporary right. And what do you mean by "right thing"?
Arquette: I think this interview is over. Get the fuck off my property or you're all fired.
Producer (off-camera): Thank you for your time Mr. Arquette.
The scene fades to black.