Post by David Arquette on Aug 10, 2023 22:00:58 GMT -5
David Arquette: How long is this shit gonna take? This company isn't gonna run itself.
Journalist: It should only take a few minutes Mr. Arquette.
David Arquette: You do know that I'm the sole Owner of WCW. Right? Forget it. Fine.. it's cool. Just tell me when the cameras are rolling.
Journalist: They are already rolling. The interview has started. We can cut the extra footage in post production.
David Arquette: Man this already feels like a waste of my precious time. But go ahead..
Journalist: I'm here with WCW Co-Owner David Arquette.
David Arquette: I'm the sole Owner of WCW right now. That's needs to go on the record.
Journalist: Acting sole owner. Correct? I mean Freddie Prinze Jr. is still recovering from a brain injury. And his wife Sarah Michelle Gellar was taken hostage. So this whole arrangement is temporary.
David Arquette: Yeah. Of course. Listen. Don't try to make me out to be the bad guy here. I'm just trying to hold down the fort. It's that masked freak who's the bad guy. He's out there man. I mean. God. You saw me get attacked by that psycho this past Monday didn't you?
Journalist: That is true. Live on this past Monday's broadcast of Nitro. We saw the ghostface standing in the ring as the lights were going out in the arena. When the arena lights came back on. We saw you laying in a heap. Speaking of you being attacked. Were you checked out by a doctor?
David Arquette: I probably should have been. But I'm cut from a different cloth man. Nick Gage ring a bell? The man went into business for himself and sliced open my neck with a light tube. I could have bled out right there in the middle of the ring. And how did I repay him? I sent the man the most expensive mattress money can buy. As a thank you.
Journalist: I don't know if that's exactly how that event played out. But let's move on to your upcoming match. This Monday on Nitro. You are facing Jamie Kennedy in a steel cage match. With Vince Russo as a special guest referee. The WCW US Championship is also on the line..
David Arquette: Yeah let me jump in here. I know what people are thinking.
Journalist: You do?
David Arquette: Yes. Listen man I'm not a fuckin' idiot.
Journalist: Sorry Mr. Arquette. I..
David Arquette: Just shut up for a second. The question on everyone's mind is why would David Arquette choose Vince freakin' Russo to be the special guest referee. The world knows I want to get my hands on Jamie Kennedy. And the world knows I deserve a shot at some gold after getting screwed out of the World Title tournament. But why Russo? Doesn't he hate you Arquette?
Journalist: That is the question people want an answer to. Yes.
David Arquette: I get it. I do. But here is what people need to understand. While there is a very real possibility that Russo screws me over this Monday. That I am made a laughing stock live on TV for the whole world to see. That is all true. But I have a bigger concern on Monday.
Journalist: And what is that?
David Arquette: I don't want Vince Russo AKA Ghostface to attack me from behind again.
Journalist: So you are still accusing Russo of being Ghostface?
David Arquette: 100 Percent. I'm certain. I mean think about it. You have never seen the two in the same place at the same time. Also think back to Bash at the Beach. When I had Russo escorted out of the arena as soon as he got there. What happened?
Journalist: I don't know. What?
David Arquette: Nothing. That's my point. Nothing happened that night. No sneak attacks. No hit and runs. No abductions. The show went off without a hitch. And it was because ghostface got escorted out before the show even started.
Journalist: That is a valid point.
David Arquette: Listen, I don't need your validation. Just make sure you pay attention this Monday. Make sure you are watching TNT live. That steel cage. It's not to keep anyone out. It's to keep ghostface in. The world is going to get all the answers they are looking for. All will be made clear.
I think we're done here.
David Arquette rips off his mic and gets up in a haste to walk away. The scene fades to black.
Journalist: It should only take a few minutes Mr. Arquette.
David Arquette: You do know that I'm the sole Owner of WCW. Right? Forget it. Fine.. it's cool. Just tell me when the cameras are rolling.
Journalist: They are already rolling. The interview has started. We can cut the extra footage in post production.
David Arquette: Man this already feels like a waste of my precious time. But go ahead..
Journalist: I'm here with WCW Co-Owner David Arquette.
David Arquette: I'm the sole Owner of WCW right now. That's needs to go on the record.
Journalist: Acting sole owner. Correct? I mean Freddie Prinze Jr. is still recovering from a brain injury. And his wife Sarah Michelle Gellar was taken hostage. So this whole arrangement is temporary.
David Arquette: Yeah. Of course. Listen. Don't try to make me out to be the bad guy here. I'm just trying to hold down the fort. It's that masked freak who's the bad guy. He's out there man. I mean. God. You saw me get attacked by that psycho this past Monday didn't you?
Journalist: That is true. Live on this past Monday's broadcast of Nitro. We saw the ghostface standing in the ring as the lights were going out in the arena. When the arena lights came back on. We saw you laying in a heap. Speaking of you being attacked. Were you checked out by a doctor?
David Arquette: I probably should have been. But I'm cut from a different cloth man. Nick Gage ring a bell? The man went into business for himself and sliced open my neck with a light tube. I could have bled out right there in the middle of the ring. And how did I repay him? I sent the man the most expensive mattress money can buy. As a thank you.
Journalist: I don't know if that's exactly how that event played out. But let's move on to your upcoming match. This Monday on Nitro. You are facing Jamie Kennedy in a steel cage match. With Vince Russo as a special guest referee. The WCW US Championship is also on the line..
David Arquette: Yeah let me jump in here. I know what people are thinking.
Journalist: You do?
David Arquette: Yes. Listen man I'm not a fuckin' idiot.
Journalist: Sorry Mr. Arquette. I..
David Arquette: Just shut up for a second. The question on everyone's mind is why would David Arquette choose Vince freakin' Russo to be the special guest referee. The world knows I want to get my hands on Jamie Kennedy. And the world knows I deserve a shot at some gold after getting screwed out of the World Title tournament. But why Russo? Doesn't he hate you Arquette?
Journalist: That is the question people want an answer to. Yes.
David Arquette: I get it. I do. But here is what people need to understand. While there is a very real possibility that Russo screws me over this Monday. That I am made a laughing stock live on TV for the whole world to see. That is all true. But I have a bigger concern on Monday.
Journalist: And what is that?
David Arquette: I don't want Vince Russo AKA Ghostface to attack me from behind again.
Journalist: So you are still accusing Russo of being Ghostface?
David Arquette: 100 Percent. I'm certain. I mean think about it. You have never seen the two in the same place at the same time. Also think back to Bash at the Beach. When I had Russo escorted out of the arena as soon as he got there. What happened?
Journalist: I don't know. What?
David Arquette: Nothing. That's my point. Nothing happened that night. No sneak attacks. No hit and runs. No abductions. The show went off without a hitch. And it was because ghostface got escorted out before the show even started.
Journalist: That is a valid point.
David Arquette: Listen, I don't need your validation. Just make sure you pay attention this Monday. Make sure you are watching TNT live. That steel cage. It's not to keep anyone out. It's to keep ghostface in. The world is going to get all the answers they are looking for. All will be made clear.
I think we're done here.
David Arquette rips off his mic and gets up in a haste to walk away. The scene fades to black.