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Post by vastrix on Aug 12, 2023 20:11:11 GMT -5
Jack Johnson and Frank Jones are walking back to the garage where the Silver Sliver II is being worked on before the race. The first one having been junked after it was set on fire by Greg Adkins in the dim-witted hope that fire would make the car go faster.
Frank Jones: How you feeling about this upcoming race?
Jack Johnson: The car is righteous. I’m sure with the right driver we could easily have a win on our hands. I mean, why not?
Frank Jones: You don’t think that Greg Adkins is the right driver.
Jack Johnson: Of course not! The man can’t walk a straight line most of the time, much less drive a path!
Frank Jones: We should do a Craigslist ad for a new driver.
Jack Johnson: You think that we could find a driver? One that won’t try to paint the car red or set it on fire?
Frank Jones: What do you think he’s planning on doing to get the car to go faster this time?
Jack Johnson: Well. He’s painted it red, set it on fire, tried homemade fuel additives, and had the car blessed by a priest. What more could he do with it?
Frank Jones: I mean he could sleep with it to form a better bond?
Jack Johnson: He wouldn’t. He couldn’t!
They open the sliding door to the garage and see a nude Greg Adkins behind the car and thrusting. His naughty bits are blocked by the car.
Frank Jones: You were saying?
Jack Johnson: I’ll get the ad posted after the race.
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Post by vastrix on Aug 13, 2023 17:52:46 GMT -5
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. What do you like on your hot dogs? Greg is down with the meaty goodness that a hot dog represents (and is ok with the food too)
2. How does your crew respond to being hosed down? Only Greg takes it in stride, the rest of the crew would not like it.
3. Any dialog you want added to the race? None comes to mind, but any wacked out comments would be fine.
4. How will your team respond to winning? They celebrate the win (and never mention Craigslist again)
5. How will your team respond to not winning? They all look dismal in defeat and Frank Jones goes to start the craigslist ad.
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