Match: War Games
The High Roller’s Club vs. Epcot Mafia, the Dark Stars, & Watts
Salazar: The following contest is the War Games! Two men will start, and every three minutes another competitor from alternating teams will enter the match! Once all men have entered, the War Games will begin!
The first team to score a pinfall or submission will win!
The fans cheer as the massive cage covering two rings sits in the center of the arena, and Frank nods as he continues.
Salazar: Entering first led by the –
Preston Andre Reese walked down the ramp, shaking his head before he walked around the ring. He undid his jacket, pushing aside Frank as he took the mic. The announcer looked annoyed, and then Reese pointed away from him. He lifted the mic, smirking as the fans booed.
Reese: Yeah, shut it! I am out here to announce the entrance of the hottest faction in WUK! No, fuck that, the biggest group in the entire XHF!
The fans were livid, and Reese shook his head as he continued.
Reese: Entering the ring at this time, led by the reigning HKW West Koast Champion, by one half of the HKW Tag Team Champions! He is longest reigning WUK World Heavyweight Champion in the history of this shit hole! He is the man who won the WUK Elimination Chamber! The man who won the first ever Battle of Britain!
From Syracuse New York, this is the HIGH ROLLER WESLEY CRANE!
And his partners, the Number One Contenders to the WUK Tag Team Championships! They are the Past, Present, and Future of tag team wrestling! They are not and never have been from that backwater Florida!
RAGE AND CAGE!
The fans booed, and Reese grinned as he started to walk over to hand the mic back to Frank. Fulton stood up, and called to him. The two exchanging words, and then Reese shrugged before he turned again.
Reese looked confused, but shrugged before he spoke.
Reese: Oh, yeah. Ah, Charlton and Chapps! The Glucks.
Fulton: Ah, Preston, I think it’s Carlton.
Reese: Huh? Carlton? You sure, man?
Fulton: Pretty sure.
Reese shrugged, and tossed the mic to Frank.
The fans booed as the High Roller’s Club walked from the back, with Crane bellowing at the fans before he yelled at his team. He was barking orders, and pointing at the ring as Rage and Cage nodded at him. The Brothers Glucks were staring daggers at Reese, Chapps holding Carlton’s arm as he seemed to be on the verge of charging down to attack Reese.
Finally Crane grabbed his arm, and pointed at the ring with a snarl. Carlton shrugged him off, frowning before he headed down the ramp as Crane and Chapps stared at each other as they all moved into the cage on the side of the stage.
Tucker: I don’t think the Glucks appreciated Reese’s introduction.
Or Crane barking orders.
Reese: Listen, the Gluck Brothers need to understand that we are all part of a team, their egos are out of check! They need to put that aside for the good of the time.
Tucker: I guess we are being joined at ringside by Preston Reese.
Fulton: Yes! We are blessed!
Tucker: First of all, I know the Brothers Gluck hate their names being messed up.
Reese: How do you know? I have spent time with these guys in the locker room.
Frank Salazar watched Carlton as he glared at Reese through the side of the cage, leaning on the steel as he muttered under his breath. Reese shrugged at him, and leaned back before Salazar spoke up.
Salazar: And their opponents being led to the ring by the WUK World Heavyweight Champion, Kalmin Watts!
Reese: A false champion crowned on some XHF show, not a WUK show! Disgusting!
Tucker: What?
Torchwood: Lads! I don’t think this is the time!
The fans cheered as Frank continued!
Salazar: They are the reigning WUK World Tag Team Champions! Disney’s Marty Donovan! The Florida Man! They are the Epcot Mafia!
The fans cheered.
Salazar: And their partners hailing from a galaxy far away! They are Kono and Niko! These are the Dark Stars!
Torchwood: The Dark Stars with an axe to grind against Rage and Cage after the end of their match at Revolution!
Tucker: The Dark Stars were robbed! Though I noticed that Rage and Cage didn’t answer their challenge for next week!
Reese: Whoa! Whoa! You think Rage and Cage should compromise their morals to wrestle in a state with a record of human rights abuses like Texas? Rage and Cage will not wrestle in Texas until Greg Abbott is no longer governor!
Fulton: Heroes! You don’t see the tag champions renouncing Florida do you? No, sir!
Tucker: This can’t be happening!
The fans are cheering as Watts talks with his team, and then finally Florida Man nods as he heads for the ring on his trusty Mobility Scooter. The rest of the team shrug, and get inside of the cage with Watts glaring at the trash talking Crane.
Torchwood: Carlton and–
Reese: Charlton.
Tucker: You can’t be serious!
Torchwood: Florida Man starting us off!
The ref calls for the bell, and a timer appears on the screen as Carlton circles around Florida who shrugs as he follows him. The pair lock up, and Florida rolls behind him as he grabs him around the waist! Florida tries to lift him, but Carlton breaks free to reverse and hits a release Gluckplex!
The fans boo, and Florida shakes his head as he stumbles to his feet. Carlton charges after him, delivering a few hard blows across his back before he grabs him to deliver a brutal looking backdrop!
Tucker: Carlton taking the fight to Florida in the early going!
Fulton: I am not sure how much of this Florida can take!
Carlton stalks back and forth, and glares at Reese before he walks back across the ring to scoop up the rising Florida Man. He smacks the side of his head, and grabs him before running him face first at the thick supports of the double cage! Florida is rocked backwards, and Carlton batters him against it a few more times before he whirls around to fling him at the ropes.
Florida flips across them, landing in a broken heap in the second ring. Carlton stomps after him, fuming as he climbs into the ring as the ref tries to get Florida Man up. The fans are booing as Florida just sprawls unmoving.
Tucker: Florida Man could be out!
Fulton: What? Come on dude, he does this every time!
Reese: Not even a Gluck can be this stupid!
Tucker: What the –
Carlton flings aside the ref, and bends down to grab Florida. And gets a face full of food stamps, Carlton jerks backwards waving at his face as they fly around him before Florida hits him with a Pele kick! Carlton drops to a knee, shaking his head before Florida Man is on him with a flurry of punches and gouges at his eyes. Carlton shoves him backwards with a snarl, and comes to his feet before he charges at him.
But Florida Man goes between his legs, and snaps a hard kick into his knee! The fans explode as Carlton slumps across the ropes, and Florida Man runs backwards before he charges back in with a dropkick into the big man’s back!
Then a buzzer sounds!
And the High Roller’s Club Cage opens, and the fans groan as Chapps shoves his way past Crane to start down the ramp.
Torchwood: Florida Man is in real trouble now, both Glucks are in the ring against him!
Tucker: Florida Man has to stand three minutes of this!
Reese: The Glucks better not fuck this up! Their track record has been real spotty lately!
The Florida Man charges at the cage door, and starts hammering away at Chapps even as he tries to get through the ropes. He punches and claws at him, driving a few stiff knees into his head and shoulders before he ducks low to start biting at his ears and face!
Fulton: This is disgusting! Florida Man should be fined!
Tucker: There are no rules in a War Games!
Chapps shoves Florida aside, and glares at him before Florida bounces off the ropes with a few stiff elbows before he is tossed aside again. Carlton charges across the ring, and now Florida Man stands facing both of the Glucks as he backs up looking between them.
Torchwood: Florida Man between a rock and a hard place!
The fans are booing, and then Florida lifts a hand as he yells.
The mobility scooter rolls forward, and then a tube emerges from the back. And something shoots from inside of it with a loud hiss, and lands in Florida’s outstretched hand!
A KENDO STICK!
Tucker: Yes!
Fulton: This is ridiculous!
Reese: Did he just rip off Star Wars?
The fans are going wild, and Florida starts swinging the kendo stick wildly. Hammering away at both Glucks, snapping it across their head and shoulders as he snaps it over Chapps and then Carlton. The place is going wild, and Florida drops low to stab the kendo stick into Carlton’s gut! He doubles over, and Florida spins around to crack it acros Chapps’ ribs before he lays it over his neck and chest!
RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
Reese: GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER GLUCKS! GET IT TOGETHER!
Fulton: Yeah!
Florida Man pauses, and he lowers the kendo stick as he looks across the ring to the yelling Reese. He shakes his head, walking across the rings to point the stick at him before he waves it towards the door, bellowing something.
Reese: What did he say to me! What the fuck did he say to me?
Tucker: He said you talk alot of shit for someone sitting at a desk, bubba.
Reese: My dad is a superstar! He can’t talk to me like that!
The fans are going wild, as Florida Man clearly is. But the Glucks have regrouped, and Florida Man turns as he swings the kendo stick. But Chapps swats it aside, and flings Florida into the corner!
REAL TALK IN MOTION!
Torchwood: Florida Man is broken in half!
Reese: This isn’t over! This isn’t fucking over! That fucking Florida Weirdo is going to get his ass beat!
Fulton: The Brothers Gluck are in control now!
Florida Man is struggling to rise, and the Glucks rip him to his feet. Carlton hanging him from his grip, and Chapps grabs the kendo stick as the fans are booing. Then Florida fumbles in his trunks, and pulls out an EBT Card that he offers to Chapps.
Chapps looks at it, clearly thinking as a buzzer goes off!
Tucker: Thank god!
Kalmin Watts explodes from his cage, and he starts tearing down the ramp as the fans are going wild. Carlton flings Florida Man aside, and the Glucks start across the ring as Watts runs up the stairs to come inside.
Torchwood: The WUK World Champion could be making a big mistake here!
Tucker: Watts has seen enough!
Watts charges up the stairs, coming inside the ring as the Glucks move to face him. Chapps leading the way, and Watts nails him with the Oklahoma Hammer! The fans cheer, and then Carlton grabs for Watts who rolls aside before hitting him with a takedown! The pair grapple on the mat, and Carlton comes to his feet going for a Gluckplex!
But Watts reverses, and he plants his feet as he strains.
Fulton: Watts can’t be serious!
He drops Carlton, and then shakes his head before he lifts again! And Carlton is dropped with a belly to back suplex that brings Barclay’s Center to their feet!
Tucker: I can’t believe Watts did it!
Reese: Shut the fuck up, Jeremy.
Watts holds his back, shaking his head as he staggers a bit before he reaches for Carlton once more. But Chapps grabs him, spinning him around before Chapps staggers as Florida Man comes off the ropes to wrap his legs and arms around him as he bites and tears at his face and head.
Torchwood: Florida Man back in this match!
The fans are going wild as Chapps tears him off, and shakes his head before he is hit with a tackle from Watts that drives him hard into the corner. Watts leans hard on the ropes, and then Florida Man points at Chapps with a quick nod.
Watts grunts, an they both knock him into the corner before they grab him to lift him upwards with one of each side as they take a few faltering steps forward. And they drive him down atop his brother, and the Brothers Gluck sprawl as Watts and Florida bump fists.
Reese: These two! These fucking TWO!
Tucker: Kalmin Watts and Florida Man with a display –
Reese: I meant the Glucks! Those two have strict orders from Crane, and what he expected! And they are blowing it!
The fans are cheering as Florida and Watts turn their attention to the rising Carlton. They battered away at him with punches and kicks, laying into him before he shoved Watts back to whip Florida at the ropes. He hits a huge belly to belly Gluckplex, and the fans are furious as he turns his ire on Watts.
Then the buzzer hits, and Rage and Crane fairly shove Nic from the cage! The Honest One shakes his head, but Crane points at the rings. And so he heads down the ramp, pausing to tear a chair from the crowd.
Fulton: Nic Cage is going to swing the match back into the favor of the HRC!
Tucker: Watts and Florida are back on the disadvantage!
Cage comes through the door of the cage, and runs right at Watts! Hammering the chair across his back and shoulders, battering away at him as the fans boo. Cage barks orders at Carlton, pointing angrily as the big MotherGlucker pauses to stare at him with a look of annoyance.
Cage points again, and then cracks the chair across the head of the rising Florida Man to drop him into the corner. He buries the chair’s edge in his throat, choking him as he yells something at the slowly rising Chapps.
Reese: Thank god, that someone is in there to take charge of those two!
Tucker: What?
Fulton: The Glucks are not the brains of any operation!
Torchwood: The Glucks have challenged on multiple occasions for the WUK Tag Team titles!
Reese: But did they win?
The Glucks batter Watts to the ground, and then shove Cage from Florida Man to drag him to his feet. They threw punches at him, battering away before they fling him at the ropes before hitting a huge double hip toss off the rebound! Cage wastes no time, rolling Florida over to lock on the Boston Crab!
Tucker: Cage torturing Florida Man!
Torchwood: Doing Damage to Florida before the War Games actually starts is brilliant!
The fans are furious, and Watts is back on his feet as he runs at Cage. But the Glucks are on him, punching and kicking before they hit with the GLUCK TRUCK!
Fulton: That is what Watts gets for stealing from the High Roller!
Tucker: The Glucks have broken the WUK World Champion in half!
The buzzer goes off, and the fans cheer as the Watts Cage opens! And Kono of the Dark Stars runs out, charging down the ramp to fairly dive inside of the ring. He grabs the steel chair from where Cage dropped it, and cracks it across the head of the Honest One! Blood flows, and Cage drops from the hold!
The Glucks down, and Kono doesn’t back down as he snaps the chair across the head of Chapps before he levels another blow over the head of Carlton! The fans are going wild, and Kono keeps swinging before he flings the chair down! DDT on Chapps onto the steel, and he turns his attention to Carlton.
Torchwood: Kono of the Dark Stars is fired up!
Kono locks on an octopus stretch, and the fans are on their feet as he strains to keep the hold tight on the big man! The fans are cheering, but then Carlton roared to his feet and drove himself backwards to slam Kono against the cage once, twice, and a third time!
Kono fell loose, and then Carlton was caught by a thunderous dropkick from Florida Man! The place explodes, and Carlton leans on the ropes.
Reese: Goddammit, Charlton!
Tucker: He’s fighting three men!
The fans are going wild as Carlton staggers forward, and Watts hits a huge tackle that sends him back into the cage! Kono levels Chapps with a dropkick as he starts to rise, while Florida is biting at the face of Nic Cage!
Torchwood: Team Watts is turning this around!
Fulton: The High Rollers have not unleashed their big guns yet!
Chapps started to rise, and Kono drew back as he tossed the chair before he called him onwards. The pair lock up, struggling back and forth before Kono is flung into the corner. Chapps ran in after him, battering a shoulder into him before he turned to level Watts with a clothesline! The fans booed, and Carlton flipped them off before he was caught across the face with a steel chair from Florida Man! He dropped to his knees, and Florida shrugged before he cracked him again!
Carlton was down, and Florida came off the ropes with a thunderous legdrop!
Tucker: Florida Man is not giving up!
The buzzer went off, and the doors on the High Roller’s Cage opened! ‘Woke’ Wesley Rage ran from it, and he pumped his fists at the fans who booed before he ran down the ramp towards the ring.
Rage rolled inside, and came to his feet to deliver #RESIST to Florida Man! His head snaps backwards, and he drops before Rage yells at the Glucks. They glare at him, even as Watts grabs him behind! Rage rolls into a reverse,and hits an arm drag that knocks Watts off his feet! The fans boo, and he cracks a sharp kick into the champ’s face!
Rage is grabbed from behind and sent flying by a release German Suplex from Kono! The fans are on their feet, and Kono drops the straps as he bellows a challenge at the Glucks.
LOW BLOW FROM CAGE!
Reese: Yes!
The fans are livid as Kono crumbles, and the Glucks drag him to his feet before flinging him against the side of the cage. Carlton hitting a power slam off the rebound, and then they glare at Rage as he points at the slowly rising Watts. Watts motions for them to bring it on, dropping his own straps as he drops into a three point stance.
Tucker: That is my champion! That is the WUK Champion, a man who won’t back down, Kalmin Watts!
Reese: Your champion is an idiot!
Watts barrels forward, and tackles Chapps! The fans cheer, even as Watts runs at Cage dodging the furious Carlton as as he starts battering away at the Honest One. Rage grabs for him, yanking him back as the pair are driven towards the far corner.
Carlton starts after them, but Florida Man flings a handful of EBT cards at the mat! Carlton slides on the tiny pieces of slick plastic as Florida Man chop blocks him from behind! The place explodes, and Florida Man hauls him upwards to try and lift him across his shoulders.
Torchwood: This can’t be happening! This is insane!
Florida Man screams, trying to get Carlton over his shoulders as he staggers. He drops him back down, shaking his head as he holds at his back. Then he grabs for him once more, and the fans are going crazy.
Kono runs forward, and strains to shove the huge Glucker across those shoulders.
Tucker: Oh, my god!
Florida nearly falls, bending under the weight before he gives a thunderous howl as he hits the DEATH ROLL!
The fans explode, and he sprawls across Carlton as Kono leaps into the other ring to try and help Watts.
Fulton: Florida Man and Kono had to double team Carlton! We all saw it!
Kono grabs Cage, tossing him aside with a suplex before he joins Watts in battering away at Chapps and Rage. The fans are urging them on, but Rage grabs Kono to fling him into the corner before he starts stomping away at the Dark Star! The place is going wild, and Watts is snapped at the ropes before being hit with a side slam on the rebound!
Rage helped his brother up, smirking as he looked over at Kono. He jerked his hand at the other ring, and Chapps stared at the rising Florida standing beside his brother before he charged back over. He grabbed Florida, tossing him towards the corner in the door before he charged in with a huge shoulder.
Torchwood: Florida Man in real trouble!
Rage and Cage batter Kono back and forth, and then toss him back to the other ring where Carlton was starting to rise. He clothesline Kono, and then helped his brother hammer Florida downward before he placed on his shoulders.
Reese: Yes! Yes!
DOUBLE GLUCKENSTEINER!
Tucker: Florida Man is down!
And then the buzzer went off!
The Glucks ignored that, turning their attention to Kono who they Gluckplexed a few times. And Rage and Cage were continuing to assault Watts! But Niko was charging down the ramp as the fans were urging him onward. He ducked under the ring, and shoved a table inside! The Glucks turned, and Carlton slammed the door shut with a laugh.
Niko yanked a few times, and then started to climb the steel!
Tucker: This can’t be happening!
The Glucks sat up the table, tossing Kono and then Florida Man across it before they seemed to debate their next move. And Chapps turned to see Niko atop the edge of the cage, and he gaped before Niko came off with a moonsault that dropped both Glucks!
Torchwood: No!
Tucker: Oh my god!
Fans: DARK STARS! DARK STARS! DARK STARS!
Rage and Cage gape in surprise, and Rage turns only to grabbed by Watts who drops him across the ringpost between the two ropes with a brainbuster! Rage is down, sprawled in a broken heap as Cage backs up as Watts points at him.
Kono checks on Niko, and Florida Man slaps the table as he points the Glucks. Cage is fairly running from Watts now, trying to climb he cage.
Reese: I’ve seen enough!
Reese flings off his headset, and dives across the announce table before shoving aside the refs as he grabs for the cage door. And the fans are booing even as Florida Man turns to look at him. And then the Mobility Scooter comes tearing around the corner to plow right into Reese! Reese clings to it, hammering at the controls before it slams him between it and the barricade!
Reese sprawls broken in the wreckage, and Barclay’s is going wild!
Tucker: Thank god!
Fulton: That is no way to treat Hollywood royalty!
Florida Man and Kono dragged Chapps across the table, and Niko locked a chokehold on Carlton as the fans were going wild. And then Kono climbed the turnbuckle, before he came off with a moonsault of his own! The table exploded, and Chapps was in a heap as Cage stared at him.
Watts launched Cage across the ring, and then the fans were going wild as Rage stumbled to his feet. He grabbed the chair, and cracked it across the head of Kono! Then Niko! Carlton Gluck rose, and his eyes narrowed on Florida Man as the fans booed.
Throwing German Gluckplex into the side of the cage!
Carlton grabbed Kono and Niko in one hand each, shaking his head as he choked them before he was clobbered with a dropkick from behind by Watts! The place exploded, and Watts locked on the Sooner Squeeze!
Torchwood: This match is falling apart!
Watts tore at the cage, trying to keep his legs locked around the ribs of the monstrous Motherglucker! Carlton clawed at the mat, trying to escape even as Rage ran forward to nail #RESIST on Kono!
Tucker: I can’t believe the action we have seen tonight!
Niko and Rage start to brawl back and forth, and the fans are cheering as the buzzer hits again!
The High Roller Wesley Crane steps from the cage, and then runs over to grab the keys from the referee. He smirks at them, and waves the key in front of Marty before he starts for the ring with a smirk with they key held high.
Tucker: Crane looking to keep Marty out of this match so he can punish Watts!
Fulton: Brilliant!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4pfh5xuVagCrane looks up horrified as the Sheik bursts from the back, a chair in his hand as he levels a finger at the High Roller. He spits and fumes as he stalks forward and Crane backs down the ramp. Then the Sheik charges in, the chair snapping across Crane’s head before laying over his back as the key falls to the steel.
Fulton: Someone call security! The Sheik has no business out here!
The fans are cheering as the Great King of Terror flings Crane against the side of the cage. The chair swung at him, Crane rolls aside to start driving elbows into his back and ribs before he grabs him for a backdrop! The place explodes, and the Sheik is down!
Crane laughs, and mocks him before a hand snaps up to wrap around his throat. He chokes and sputters, and then he is thrown into the barricade before the Sheik hits a huge legdrop! The fans cheer, and Crane sprawls on the floor as the refs grab Sheik to drag him back.
Security and MXG appear, dragging Sheik back as he snarls and swings at them.
Torchwood: Crane is down! And the fight is still raging inside of the ring!
Tucker: Chaos at ringside!
Inside the ring, the Glucks are battling back and forth with the Dark Stars in one ring. While in the other Rage and Cage are facing off with Watts and Florida. Florida and Watts look to be gaining the upper hand, and the fans are behind them.
The Glucks are throwing the Dark Stars against the cage walls, but they keep coming back.
Fulton: The humanity!
The Glucks finally grab Kono, flinging him into the wall of the cage with a double Gluckplex! And he falls between the wall of the cage and the ropes before they clobber Niko with a double clothesline! THE BIGGEST SPLASH!
The Dark Stars are down, and they head over to the other ring to start battering away at Florida Man and Watts. The fans are boo as Crane is back on his feet, leaning hard on the cage as he makes his way to the door. The refs jerk it open, and he stumbles inside before he smirks at Watts.
Fulton: Yes! Finally!
Florida Man is hit with the Sickle, and Rage is stomping away at him as Cage calls traffic on the Glucks as they drive Watts to his knees. Crane rises up, smirking as he points at his knee before he charges forward with IN DA FACE!
The fans are furious, and Watts sprawls on the mat as Crane laughs. He motions for the Glucks to get him back up, and is clearly looking for another as Cage joins his brother in mauling Florida Man.
Tucker: The High Roller’s Club using their advantage in numbers to decimate Team Watts!
Torchwood: The Champ is in trouble.
The Dark Stars come over the ropes, Kono grabbing Crane to fling him at the ropes! Then he snags him on the rebound, and Niko climbs the turnbuckle!
STARKILLER!
The fans explode, and Crane is down as the Glucks drop Watts as they charge at the Dark Stars who fire back with a flurry of kicks and punches. Watts grabs Cage, flinging him backwards with a fallaway slam into the side of the cage!
Rage turns, and Florida grabs him before hitting a Death Roll!
The tables have again turned!
The buzzer goes off, and everyone stares as Marty fights with the door of the cage. Yelling at the refs, and the place is going wild. Florida Man yells at them, pointing before Kono is thrown into him by Carlton. The fans boo, and Niko is driven into the steel by Chapps who drags him back and forth across the steel.
Torchwood: I can’t believe what I am seeing!
Anthony Jordan runs from the back, grabbing the key from the ramp before he opens the door. Marty comes out of the cage, and charges down the ramp as Crane is back on his feet. He points at the door, and Rage grabs for it as the fans jeer.
Tucker: Goddammit! This is ridiculous! There should be fines!
Fulton: Perfectly legal!
The place is going wild as Rage leans back hard, and laughs at Marty as Crane drags Watts back to his feet. He flings him into the corner, and starts hammering home uppercuts as the fans are booing.
The Glucks turn their fury on Florida Man, choking him on the ropes. And Marty finally gets inside the cage, the place explodes as Marty rains punches down on Rage before he flings him away from the door. He runs at Chapps, diving an elbow into his face he turns.
LOW BLOW ON CARLTON!
Crane turns from Watts, and stares at Marty and Florida Man before he backs up. Watts grabs him, German suplex into the cage! Crane is down, and the fans cheer as Carlton is on his knees against the ropes! The place is going wild, and Watts drops him with a DDT!
Cover!
1…
….2….
….KICKOUT!
Torchwood: Carlton Gluck has been in here since the beginning of the match, but he is just too big!
Carlton limps to his feet, and glowers at the other team before he motions for them to bring it on. They charge in, and the big Glucker levels Kono with a huge right before he fires a clothesline off that levels Florida Man! He grabs Niko, tossing him aside before he grabs for Marty! The fans groan, as he chokes him before Watts jerks him away.
HEADBUTT!
Watts is down, and Carlton glares around the ring before nodding at his brother.
GLUCK TRUCK ON DISNEY’S OWN!
Cover!
1…
….2….
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FLORIDA MAN BREAKS THE PIN!
Tucker: I thought that was it!
Chapps grabs Florida, and hammers a few stiff punches into his masked face before he turns to Carlton. The fans are booing, and Chapps points at the top rope before he scoops him up! But Florida flares back to life, raining punches down on Chapps before he drops off his back.
Rage comes flying in, and goes for #RESIST!
But Florida ducks, and he cracks his metal plate enhanced arm into Chapps! The Gluck drops, and Carlton hops down from the ropes with a livid glare. His huge hand shoves Florida Man aside, and he grabs Rage to start bellowing at him. The fans are going wild as he shakes him, and then Cage tries to interject before being leveled by the Dark Stars!
Crane is on his feet, gaping before he starts across the ring.
DIS-KNEE!
Fulton: NO! DAMN YOU MARTY!
Crane sprawls, and Carlton shoves Rage again before he turns to get a DISKNEE as well! He staggers into the ropes, and Watts slams him with the Oklahoma Hammer on the rebound! The fans explode, and Carlton is down as Rage backs up!
Niko grabs him, and the fans explode as he runs at the corner for snake eyes! Here comes Kono!
DEATH STRIKE!
Honest Nic Cage gapes, staggering around in disbelief as he stares at the downed High Roller’s Club with sudden fear. And he turns, blinking as Florida Man shrugs at him before he hits the low blow! He flings him towards the Dark Stars!
STARKILLER!
Kono makes the pin, and the fans count.
1….
2….
…….THREE!
Barclay’s Center is on their feet, and Florida Man bends down to shove a few food stamps intp Nic Cage’s mouth before Marty grabs his hand to lift it along with the arm of Watts! The place is growing crazy as the Dark Stars climb the ropes to urge the fans on.
Then they jump down, and Watts lifts their arms as the WUK Tag Team Champions look on. Chapps Gluck pulls himself into the corner, glaring at them as he rubs the back of his head with a glare at the out cold Rage.
Salazar: Your winners the team of Kalmin Watts, Marty Donovan, Florida Man, and the Dark Stars!
Tucker: The Brothers Gluck are not likely to be pleased with the High Roller’s Club after this!
Fulton: What? They failed the High Roller in his home state! And you are worried the Glucks will be upset?