Meanwhile... ("Conquest" BONUS CONTENT!)
Aug 18, 2023 20:09:18 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 18, 2023 20:09:18 GMT -5
This is bonus content that goes with the Lord Dominicus promo "Conquest" {CLICK HERE TO READ IT!}
MEANWHILE…
*After leaving the BATTLE TENT™ Dinosaur Bones walks across the yard and through the smoke machine fog to the Bad to the Bone compound. Immediately upon entering the garage he begins to go to the fridge where he finds the Star Trekker, dressed as Nona from “A Private Little War,” trying to order something from it.*
DB: HEY AREN’T YOU INSIDE ME?
Trekker: Uh…well…mysteries of the universe and whatnot…
MEANWHILE…
*After leaving the BATTLE TENT™ Dinosaur Bones walks across the yard and through the smoke machine fog to the Bad to the Bone compound. Immediately upon entering the garage he begins to go to the fridge where he finds the Star Trekker, dressed as Nona from “A Private Little War,” trying to order something from it.*
DB: HEY AREN’T YOU INSIDE ME?
Trekker: Uh…well…mysteries of the universe and whatnot…
MEANWHILE INSIDE Dinosaur Bones…
*Dominic Keating is being held up by his fellow Star Trek actor Conner Trinneer as the stumble along the streets.*
Keating: I’m so bloody hungry. Doesn’t anyone know who we are?
Trinneer: How d’ya figger that’ll help us?
Keating: People love treating stars!
*The former Trip Tucker drops his costar and thinks.*
Trinneer: I suppose you’re right. I mean they did patch us up after everything, didn’t they?
*The once and never again (maybe) Malcolm Reed wearily finds his way to his feet.*
Keating: That’s right! So we just need to find some of the denizens here that remember us!
Trinneer: Right, ok. Hey, there’s a couple people over there! HEY YOU! YOU GUYS! D’YA LIKE STAR TREK!
*A pair of people walk over.*
Person 1: I love Star Trek!
*Spurred on by potentially adoring fans, the Shuttlepod Show duo square up and pose with each other.*
Keating: Eh? Eh?
Trinneer: Look familiar?
*The two people seem to have trouble placing them.*
Person 2: Not really…
Trinneer: Enterpriiiiiiise?
*Suddenly the fans’ faces change. They seem mildly embarrassed by the scene.*
Person 1: Ooooooh…..I stopped watching after Voyager.
Person 2: I’m really more into the new stuff- is Discovery still going? I’ve had a heck of a time getting reception in here.
*The day has been sufficiently ruined for the pair of on-strike-in-a-stomach actors. The limp off sadly in search of food.*
Keating: It’s like pre-streaming conventions all over again.
Trinneer: Maybe I should have tried to mention my Stargate Atlantis character.
Keating: At least Scott gets the Quantum Leap fans…
*They continue off, grumbling to themselves as we fade out.*
*Dominic Keating is being held up by his fellow Star Trek actor Conner Trinneer as the stumble along the streets.*
Keating: I’m so bloody hungry. Doesn’t anyone know who we are?
Trinneer: How d’ya figger that’ll help us?
Keating: People love treating stars!
*The former Trip Tucker drops his costar and thinks.*
Trinneer: I suppose you’re right. I mean they did patch us up after everything, didn’t they?
*The once and never again (maybe) Malcolm Reed wearily finds his way to his feet.*
Keating: That’s right! So we just need to find some of the denizens here that remember us!
Trinneer: Right, ok. Hey, there’s a couple people over there! HEY YOU! YOU GUYS! D’YA LIKE STAR TREK!
*A pair of people walk over.*
Person 1: I love Star Trek!
*Spurred on by potentially adoring fans, the Shuttlepod Show duo square up and pose with each other.*
Keating: Eh? Eh?
Trinneer: Look familiar?
*The two people seem to have trouble placing them.*
Person 2: Not really…
Trinneer: Enterpriiiiiiise?
*Suddenly the fans’ faces change. They seem mildly embarrassed by the scene.*
Person 1: Ooooooh…..I stopped watching after Voyager.
Person 2: I’m really more into the new stuff- is Discovery still going? I’ve had a heck of a time getting reception in here.
*The day has been sufficiently ruined for the pair of on-strike-in-a-stomach actors. The limp off sadly in search of food.*
Keating: It’s like pre-streaming conventions all over again.
Trinneer: Maybe I should have tried to mention my Stargate Atlantis character.
Keating: At least Scott gets the Quantum Leap fans…
*They continue off, grumbling to themselves as we fade out.*
