Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 1, 2017 23:09:19 GMT -5
We open in the stadium that the XHF Fourth of July Special. Fireworks shoot off into the air! Massive explosions in the sky! Fast rapid, beautiful!
King : Welcome to the Independence Day spectacular!
Cole : Our Fourth of July show is on! And it is a big one!
King: Let's start if off with a match of revenge!
"Choke Me" by The Used hits the speakers as Curtis Kanyon emerges from the curtain. He pounds his chest with his firsts then raises his arms in the air. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start.
Cole: Curtis is chomping at the bit to get this guy, whoever he is.
King: Get that baby attacker!
"Shooter" hits the P.A. and the masked attacker emerges from the entryway. He looks down the aisle and at the ring. He then turns around and walks back through the entryway. Curtis will have none of that and darts out of the ring. The ref runs behind him. Curtis runs into the back and chases down the masked man.
King: He's trying to get away!
Cole: Get the bastard!
Hardcore Match
Curtis "DDK" Kanyon vs. The Masked Attacker
We cut backstage to see Curtis chasing the masked man. He catches him and clubs him in the back! The ref signals to start the match. Curtis grabs the masked man and throws hi into the wall. Curtis just starts pummeling him in the head. The masked man hits Curtis with a low blow! He gets up and staggers away. Curtis follows him.
: I'm gonna get you you bastard!
King: Curtis is angry! Get him man!
Curtis runs around looking for the masked man. Ron comes out.
: I think he went this way!
They run in that direction of which Ron pointed. Mr. Slave follows them. They see the masked man and chase him down. The ref still following. Curtis passes by a random staff member with a cup of coffee in his hand. Curtis grabs the cup from him and tosses it at the masked man, it hits his back and splashes all over him. He screams out in pain. The staff member gets angry and Ron clotheslines him. The masked man turns around trying to cool off and Curtis charges at him and gores him over a table! Instead of pinning him, Curtis just starts punching away at his face.
: Are you LadiesMan217!? ARE YOU LADIESMAN217!!!
: Hey!
Curtis looks up.
: What do you think you're doing?
Curtis gets up and walks up to Optimus.
: What to you mean? I was just yelling from the heart.
: No...you were trying to give out spoilers to my fucking movie! How dare you!
: Was not.
: Hey, you Optimus, Optimus don' curse!
: I do now bitch!
Optimus slaps Mr. Slave. Ron slaps Mr. Slave. Curtis slaps Mr. Slave. Optimus slaps him again and he hits the floor.
: My bad man, you cool.
: Shit! The dude's getting away!
The masked man hobbles away around a corner.
: So?
: He hurts kids! Especially mine!
: We must protect the humans! Let's get him!
: But you just hit Mr. Slave.
& : He's not human.
Ron and Optimus give a head nod to each other and give daps. They then charge off after the masked man who's lightly limping as he's jogging away. Curtis runs up behind him and hits him in the back with a punch. The guy turns around and hits a loud chop to Curtis's chest.
Cole: He's fighting back finally!
: Prove me wrong!
: Okay.
Curtis charges at him and hits him with a gore. But instead of going down, he carries the guy and charges, slamming him through the door! It comes unhinged and they fall down. They look up, and holy fucking shit, it's Hacksaw Jim Duggan!
: HOOOOOOOOOO!
King: What the hell!?
: What the hell are you doing here.
: What I do best tough guy! Singing.
: ...
: ...
: ...
Jim Duggan then goes into his "U.S.A." rap! And holy shit, Homeland Security shows up as his back up singers! (For the full effect, listen to this bit of the song: Duggan-"U.S.A.") , it's only a bit, but it's the best I could find.)
: Hacksaw Jim Duggan...b-b-beats people up!
& : U.S.A! U.S.A! you-you-you-you-U.S.A!
: "A lot of times you're getting ready to wrestle and you're lacing up your boots and you're thinking that this guy I'm going to be wrestling is gonna be awfully tough. That guy's over in the other dressing room and he's young and he's big and he's strong and he wants to make his name beating up ol' Hacksaw. So sometimes I do get a little apprehensive. But then, right before I go through the curtain, I got the American flag over my shoulder, HOO! HO! USA U U U U USA! U U U USA! HO! HO!"
Cole: Please cut the audio.
King: Pretty please
: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
The music screeches to a stop.
: We're in the middle of a match here! We don't have time to be cut off by Hacksaw and the second best U.S. tag team champions ever.
: Second?
The masked guy is getting up. Curtis gores him through the wall! Dust goes everywhere.
: What the hell!?
Mongo was in this random room getting piece and quiet and now he's been interupted by a match between Curtis and the masked attacker, with the ref, Ron, Optimus Prime, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Admiral Nick, and the Patriot all in tow.
: Hold on a sec.
Curtis covers the masked attacker. 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Curtis Kanyon
King: Curtis did it! Way too easily.
Cole: Yeah, I was expecting more for a child attacker.
: What is the meaning of this!
: I was fighting this guy that attacked my kid. Now...to find out who you really are!
Ron and Prime hold up the masked attacker by the arms.
: Please don't.
Curtis grabs his mask and pulls it off. It's...Shadow Dragon?
: You...caught me.
: I knew Shadow Dragon, he wouldn't have attacked a kid. Take off that mask.
Curtis grabs the mask again and again yanks it off. It's...Ace?
: Now you really caught m--
Curtis grabs the mask again and yanks it off! Its...Marty Janetty!
: Damnit. I was just...just trying to get back into wrestling...I need money for food.
: Well, you stirred the pot. That was very impressive.
: Really?
: Yeah.
: But he attacked my kid!
: Also true.
An American Flag falls from the ceiling in front of the wall behind all the wrestlers.
:But you see Curtis, this is America. And America is the land of the free. If a man wants to put on a mask and try and hurt children, he has that right. And we as Americans have the right to take his ass to jail for trying to attack kids. But being that we're a wrestling federation that is home based in the great United States, we have the right to settle all our differences in the ring. So really, there's only one thing left to say...
: LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT'S SA--
: No prime.
*Everyone looks at the camera.*
, , , , , , , , , & : HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY!
: Does this mean I get to stay on the roster?
: No, you're fired.
King: That was a beautiful American tale. Except the kid attacking part.
Cole: Only in America.
The beginning riff to "Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow" by Bullet For My Valentine rings out over the pa system. When the whole band comes in, pyros explode from both sides of the stage and James Dylan walks out from behind the curtain.
The night has started, here we go
I've taken everything
This is our time to lose control
What do you want from me?
James runs down the ramp towards the ring, slapping hands with a few people on his way. Reaching the ring, he jumps up onto the mat and grabs ahold of the ropes, pulling back as he lets out a loud scream. He jumps over the ropes and into the ring, whirling around as the chorus begins.
What can I do to make you see? (Look and see!)
What can I do to make you feel, you're wanted?
What can I do to make you see? (Look and see!)
I'm suffocating under words of sorrow
James jumps back and forth as his music fades out, waiting for the match to begin.
Cole: It seems like this is a night of rookies stepping up for a big challenges. We have this young man, James Dylan facing off with Gravedigger.
King: And later tonight, we have Steve Awesome vs. AJ for the world title. You know im rooting for The Awesome One.
Forgive Me by Versus The World Plays as Gravedigger's Tron vid plays as the opening words hit.
Red eyes just keep my heart beating
your secrets safe with me
just drive, Ive broken our mirror
so our past wont look so tempting
GD walks out to the ramp looking happy and cocky as ever, and eggs the crowd on with the cheers. GD quickly walks down to the ring prepping himself for the match that is about to occur, meanwhile fully acknowledging his fans every step of the way. GD slides into the ring as the camera pans away from the usual close up shot.
Ill swing here, Ill hang from this rope
Just at least until theyve found me
Stay Close dear, the note on the floor says
I wish that you were here
GD climbs up to the turnbuckle and strikes his classic pose, with his arms out stretched in a what now? position, as sparks ignite from the top, and begin falling down from all side of the ring, as the camera begins to pan back in on the man that is simply known as GD. GD gets down off the turnbuckle and waits in the ring for his opponent to enter the ring and the match to begin as the sparks stop falling from the top.
Cole: And here is Gravedigger, Attempting to show us tonight the talent that he thinks he will use to win the world title at the Birthday Show!
King: Not unless Steve Awesome is in it! He is Awesome.
DING
DING
DING
James Dylan vs. Gravedigger
James and GD circle a bit before they start a collar and elbow tie up. GD shows his dominance by making the first move. A quick arm drag! But James is quick to his feet as he comes back with a standing dropkick. Now GD is just as quick and he quickly ducks a right hand by James and flips him backward with a full nelson suplex! GD bridges..1...2...Kickout!
Cole: First pin attempt by GD. He almost got it early.
James rolls to his stomach, still feeling the effects of the move. GD is already standing again, and GD goes straight for Dylan. He grabs the fallen James, but it appears that James was playing possum, because as soon as he gets underneath GD, he reverses the lift up with a Death Valley Driver! GD gets drilled into the mat! This time JD makes the pin. 1...2.kickout!
King: The rookie was so close that time.
Dylan decides hed rather wait for his opponent to get up instead of lifting him. He stocks his prey. As soon as the groogy GD turns around James hits a beautiful standing dropkick that sends the veteran up and over the top rope. This prompts James to lose all self control and leap onto the nearby turnbuckle.
Cole: He isnt going to do what I think he is going to do?
James is trying to make a name for himself. He flips backwards and onto the fallen Gravedigger from the top rope to outside of the ring!
Cole: JAMIESAULT! JAMIESAULT! JAMIESAULT!
The two men lye on the crowd, both breathing heavy. The referee starts his count.
1...2...3..4...5...6.!
Suddenly GD starts to stir.
7...
James is stirring.
8...
BOOM! The both collide into each other as they both thought to hit a clothesline.
9...10!
Winner: DRAW!
King: A draw!?
Cole: A draw it seems.
The lights in the arena go dark, all but a few. They then point to the stage, as the words "The Revival is here..." appear on the Xtreme Tron. Just then, the opening guitar riffs of "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits, and the fans start to boo as Red Fusion walks out, with the XHF European Championship secured around his waist, shortly followed by Mr. Fuji. Red is sporting his "Revival" t shirt with his name on the back. Red has a sinister, evil look in his eye as he makes his way down the ramp, with red and blue flashing lights amidst everything. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and looks to the left, then to the right, before heading to the left and walking up the steps. Red takes off the European Title and hands it to Mr. Fuji, who walks around to the side of the ring. Red stands there for a minute, before getting into the ring. He climbs in, and hits the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the crowd, despite them not liking it, pictures are in fact being taken. Red flexes, and points to himself with his thumbs. He climbs down and paces back and forth for a moment.
Cole: Well King, Red has been on a hot streak as of late but now he has a lot to handle right now.
King: Thats right, two Destroyers are better than one. And one Destroyer is scary enough.
"The Bear Song" by Green Jell blasts as a giant "D" slams onto the Xtreme-Tron and two giant white pyros shoot from either side of the stage area. Soon after Bongo the Destroyer and Congo the Destroyer come out together with their manager, Mongo the Destroyer, close in tow. They stop at the edge of the ramp and raise their hands as some more pyros shoot off and the crowd goes wild. The three then make their way down to the ring so the match can start.
Cole: And hear comes The Destroyers. It doesnt look good for Red Fusion tonight. How can he possibly beat two men such as Congo and Bongo?
King: its a well known fact that anything can happen in the XHF. Red may pull it off tonight. Just like Steve Awesome is going to win the world title.
Cole: Now that will never happen!
King: He better, my money is on him!
Handicap Match
Red Fusion vs. The Destroyers
DING
DING
DING
Red Fusion starts off with Bongo as the big man starts off with a club to the head. Red quickly drops to one knee from the strength of Bongo. He follows up with a kick to the midsection that lifts Red off his feet. Bongo then wraps his hands around Reds throat and does a big choke toss over towards Congo! Bongo makes the tag and in comes Congo.
Cole: Well Red couldnt take the power of Bongo. Lets see how he fares with the speed of Congo.
Congo comes in with a quick attack to the legs of Red and then begins to set up for the Xtreme Sharpshooter, wich oddly enough is a Texas Cloverleaf. But Red is able to battle out of the hold with a few shots to the head of Congo. Congo stumbles back but then charges back in again but Red counters with his small package. (he he)
1.2...Kickout by Congo!
Both men are to there feet, and Congo runs towards the rope, but Red counters with a HUGE spine buster on Congo and it causes the illegitimate son of the boss to roll out of the ring. Red leans over the top rope to talk trash, but Bongo comes in and tips him over the ropes by his legs! Red falls down onto the cold floor below near the apron. The ref begins to repremand Bongo for the intrusion who says that he is sorry, but the sneaky Red climbs up and hits Bongo in the head with a forearm that causes Bongo to stumble forward and hitting the refof course knocking him unconscious.
King: For the love of God, what are refs made of? Glass?
Bongo gets up and now he is MAD! He climbs out of the ring to find Red but he gets clobbered with a sledge hammer!
Cole: Red taking a page from the Aces book!
Red smiles over the fallen Bongo, and now he notices Congo is starting to stir. So he does the smartest thing and clocks Congo over the head as well! He rolls Congo into the ring just as the ref is starting to regain consciousness. Red goes for the cover.
Cole: Not like this!
1.2...3!
Winner: Red Fusion
Cole: Thats despicable.
King: Woo HOO! Like I said, if Red could beat two Destroyers than its a sign from above that Steve Awesome is going to become World Champion! Im going to be rich!
King: Because this match is for a contendership to the U.S. title, instead of normal intros, these men will come out to fireworks!
Cole: But...it's also a European title contendership.
King: Europeans don't matter.
Kuroi and The Ace walk down to the ring as fireworks go off. The crowd oohs and ahs.
Winner Earns the Final Spot in the 2 Falls 2 Titles Match at the B-day show
Kuroi vs. The Ace
The opening bell rings and Ace and Kuroi lock up. Kuroi pushes Ace back into the corner, and starts hitting knife edge chops, and the crowd is letting out "OH's" Ace clutches his chest, as the refere pulls Kuroi back away from him. Kuroi pushes the ref back and heads back towards Ace and starts hitting him on the back. Kuroi grabs Ace and lifts him up for a suplex, but Ace floats over the back, and shoves Kuroi into the same corner! Ace quickly charges at him, and jumps up a bit, hitting a body splash! Ace staggers back, and stalks Kuroi, to get out of the corner. Kuroi slowly pulls himself away, and Ace is right there with a vicious clothesline!
Cole: Wow! Ace is turning it on here!
King: Who cares? GO KUROI!
Cole: I don't like Ace either, but so far it's all been legal.
King: Pfft.
Ace stands up and starts to stomp on Kuroi, before adjusting his elbow pad. He grabs Kuroi by the hair, and picks him up, but when Kuroi hits his knees, he starts punch Ace in the midsection! Ace doubles over, and Kuroi grabs him by the tights and head, turns him around, and rams Ace into the ring post, through the ropes! Ace hangs there for a moment, and screams in pain. Kuroi backs off, and Ace kind of slumps to the mat, holding his left shoulder. Kuroi is right back in there when he drop kicks a sitting Ace, right in the back. Ace flings forward and hits his head on the bottom turnbuckle!
Cole: Whoa!
King: Whoa indeed.
The referee pushes Kuroi back again, and starts waving his finger, telling him to back off. Kuroi just smirks, and he goes back over to Ace. But this time, Ace is ready for it, and when Kuroi reaches down to pick him up, Ace spears Kuroi down, from a sitting position! Ace, slowly staggers up as Kuroi lays there, holding his stomach. Ace, moves to the opposite side of the ring, to gain his breath back, and rest for a moment, as Kuroi staggers up, and uses the ropes to hold him up. He sees Ace across the ring. Kuroi violently charges at Ace, but Ace is quick, and drops down, bringing the rope with him! Kuroi flies over the top rope, and crashes to the floor!
King: GET UP GET UP!
Cole: Quick thinking here by Ace.
Kuroi, lays on the ground outside the ring for a few moments as the referee starts his count, and is now up to 4. Kuroi rolls around, shaking the cobwebs out, and stands up, using the announce table to hold him up. Ace is standing at the ropes, and grabs the top one, and slingshots himself over the top! Ace lands right on top of Kuroi! The two men hit the floor hard! The two just lay there as the referee starts his count over, and is now reaching 3.
Cole: I hope these two don't get counted out.
King: Me either, come onnnn Kurrito!
At about 6, Ace starts to stir. He starts to climb back in, but rolls back out starting the count over. Ace grabs Kuroi and rolls him back into the ring. Ace shortly follows in. Ace picks up Kuroi, and whips him across the ring, as soon as he lets go, Ace comes off the opposite ropes, and attempts another hard clothesline, but Kuroi ducks it! Kuroi stops, dead in his tracks as Ace comes off the other ropes, and Kuroi, with his back towards Ace, hits a sweet superkick! Ace falls to the mat, hard, holding his jaw!
Cole: What a counter!
King: WOOOO!
Kuroi picks up Ace and whips him into the corner, and brings him up to the top. He's setting Ace up for a Superplex. However, when both men reach the top, Ace starts to punch Kuroi! Kuroi falls! Ace sort of slumps down, but still up top, and shakes his head. As Kuroi staggers up, the Ace is on the top rope. Ace clears the hair from his eyes, and as Kuroi is still bent over, Ace leaps and hits a flying FameAcer! Both men crash to the mat hard, and Ace crawls over, and makes the cover, 1...2...3!!!!
Winner: THE ACE via pinfall!
King: What a match!
Cole: The Ace is going to the Birthday show!
The start of Soilwork's "Nerve" comes over the PA, the guitar and drums seem to build slowly, the lights move with the beat, colors flashing on and off, the refraining beat hits after about 30 seconds cueing pyro's to go off flashing in the entrance, then the lyrics come in
Call it liberation or frustration,
As it hits like a bomb.
Tearing you apart as you're first in line,
Entering the zone.
Watch how it runs,
A nerve wrecking resistance.
Watch how it burns,
A venomous *****'s getting formed.
As the chorus hits AJ Phoenix emerges from the back in his wrestling attire...
AJ is quickly knocked from behind by a running forearm from Steve Awsome. AJ stumbles foreword to the top of the ramp and drops his XHF Championship as Steve quickly moves in behind him and spins him around and lands a hard right to the face of the XHF Champion. AJ stumbles backwards down the ramp his arms waving in the air to keep his balance so he doesn't fall but that ends up not mattering as Steve runs down the ramp and nails AJ with a Yazuka kick that sends AJ down onto the steep rampway. His head thuds off of the ramp and this brings a sick smile to the face of Steve Awsome. AJ grabs for the back of his head and rolls over onto his stomach as Steve looks down at the XHF Championship laying beside him and reaches down a picks it up and lifts it in the air to a huge chorus of boos from the pro-AJ crowd. Steve then swings downwards with the leather stap of the belt right across the back of the Champ. AJ screams out in pain as a large redmark forms on his back where the belt hit and Awsome smiles and lifts the belt up in the air but before he can all the refs empty from the back and get between him and the Champ. Steve tosses the belt to the refs and then pushes through and lifts AJ up by his hair and drags him into the ring and rolls him in. Awsome then rolls in himself and yells at the ref in the ring to ring the damn bell.
Cole: That sneak attacking bastard.
King: Oppertunist Cole. This kid is smart. He knows what is at stake here. This match could sky rocket his career. XHF title on the line or not. A win over the XHF Champ will make some immeadiate impact.
Cole: I still think its underhanded work, but you're right.
XHF Championship Match
Steve Awesome vs. "The Flaming Dragon" AJ Phoenix (c)
Steve Awsome grins as AJ struggles just to get to all fours and immeadiatly knocks him back down to his stomach with a kick to the head. Steve Awsome taunts to the crowd and screams out "This is our Champ?" before kicking him softly on the side of the face. Awsome sends two more soft kicks to the side of the face taunting the crowd and the XHF Champ while doing so. Awsome then seems satisfied with his humiliation of AJ Phoenix and reaches down and lifts up the XHF Champion by his hair. AJ quickly falls to one knee and reaches up and grabs for his head. Awsome laughs at this and rears back to slap the champ across the face, but AJ reacts and blocks it putting his hand in the way and counters with a punch to the stomach! Awsome doubles over for a second, just long enough for AJ to get to his feet. Awsome recovers just as AJ gets up and AJ quickly sends a right hand to the face of his contender. Awsome staggers back more from surprise then the force of the punch and soon catches his balance on the ropes. Awsome shakes his head and goes to step back towards AJ but AJ charges towards him and clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside!
Cole: The champ is back in the match.
King: Awsome was smart at first, but his ego may have caused him to miss a perfect champ to be the most surprising champion since Magnus.
AJ taunts in the ring as Awsome struggles to his feet on the outside. The crowd begins to roar in approval as the XHF Champ claps his hands and then hits the ropes and runs towards Steve Awsome on the outside. He leaps up before the ropes and stands on the top rope for a split second before flipping foreword onto Steve Awsome! The crowd erupts as AJ reaches up and pulls himself up in the ring barrier. AJ stops for a split second to pose for the crowd in the front row before reaching down and lifting Steve up to his feet. AJ sends a right hand to his face to another pop from the crowd and then grabs him by the head and places it under his arm. He looks to suplex his opponent onto the matting, but then rethinks it and turns so that he'd be suplexing him into the ring barrier! The crowd begins to chant the Champs name as AJ lifts Awsome over his head, but Awsome counters with a knee to the head and AJ drops him back to his feet where Awsome begins to try and lift AJ up! AJ is able to block though and quickly counters with a DDT sending Awsome head first into the padding on the outside.
King: Awsome just can't seem to regain control of this match.
Cole: He's facing the XHF Champ, what did you expect.
AJ is quickly to his feet as Awsome holds his head in pain on the floor. AJ looks into the ring and sees that the refs count is nearing ten and quickly rolls in, then back out to break the count. AJ then picks Awsome up by the head and rolls him back into the ring. AJ then climbs up onto the ring apron and steps into the ring. AJ quickly reaches down and lifts Awsome to his feet and lifts him up and drops him across his knee with a back breaker. AJ quickly goes for the pin but Awsome kicks out and rolls over onto his stomach. Awsome then begins to get up and AJ allows him to and when he does he grabs him by the wrist and whips him into the ring ropes. AJ then lowers his head as Awsome approaches and Awsome stops and kicks AJ in the face. Awsome then sends a swift kick to the lower extremities of the Champ doubleing him over. He then lifts AJ on his shoulders and delievers the SteveKO on the champ. Awsome quickly makes the cover but the ref has already called for the bell.
Winner via DQ and STILL XHF Champion: AJ Phoenix
Steve Awsome is quickly to his feet and yelling in the face of the ref. Awsome is in uncontrolable anger and soon slaps the ref and lifts him up and drops him with a SteveKO as well! Awsome gets back to his feet and begins to scream at the fallen body of the ref but doesn't notice the groggy AJ getting to his feet. Steve turns around and right into a boot into the gut and AJ hooks him up and nails him with a flaming drop! AJ gets back to his feet and staggers a little before regaining his composure and taunting to the fallen body of Steve Awsome. AJ Stands tall in the center of the ring breathing in deeply but is soon knocked down from behind by Tara Fenix with his very own XHF Championship!
Cole: Where did she come from!
King: My dreams.
Tara quickly drops the belt and drops over AJ and begins pounding fists into his face until Mr. X comes running out from the back, followed soon by Gravedigger and Hardcore Harry! The three men hit the ring and pulls Tara off of AJ and soon all four men and Tara are to there feet and all five begin to brawl as the XHF owner stands on the stage watching his opponents for the Birthday show tear each other apart.
Cole: The contenders and the Champ are showing how much they want that belt. We'll see you all at the Birthday Show!
King: Chaos, utter chaos!
GD punches X in the head a few times, then gets up and Tara dropkicks him. Tara gets up and Mongo hits her with a clothesline. Meanwhile, AJ rolls out of the ring and looks underneath it. Harry pulls up Mr. X and starts punching away at him. AJ finds a ladder and pulls it out. He then gets into the ring with it. AJ charges and hits Harry and X with the ladder, knocking them down. They roll out of the ring. AJ then spins around with the ladder, hitting Mongo and GD and knocking them down. They roll out of the ring. AJ stalks Tara as she's getting up. She turns around and AJ charges at her and swings the ladder, but she ducks. But then AJ pulls the ladder back and hits her in the back of the head! Tara goes down and rolls out of the ring.
Cole: The champion cleaned house!
King: That's not fair, he had a ladder!
Cole: Well, he just had a match too!
AJ leans the ladder up in the corner. He then staggers over and leans down to pick up his XHF title. Outside the ring, Harry and GD are brawling and GD clotheslines Harry over the barricade with so much force that both go over. Mongo has found the down Tara and tries to choke her out with his big hands. AJ holds his title as he looks out the ring, not realizing that Mr. X is back in the ring and behind him! Mr. X grabs AJ's shoulder and turns him around. X goes for a punch, but AJ blocks, then swings at Mr. X's head with the XHF title, but X ducks. X grabs AJ by the throat and then lifts and tosses him into the ladder! The ladder snaps in half from the force!
Cole: Oh no!
King: Oh shit!
AJ lays in wreckage and is screaming about his ribs. Mr. X just looks on with a smile. Security come out and try to seperate Mongo from Tara and some others are in the crowd trying to stop GD and Harry. EMTs rush to AJ as Mr. X looks over him. The 4th of July spectacular comes to a close on AJ's pain ridden face.
King : Welcome to the Independence Day spectacular!
Cole : Our Fourth of July show is on! And it is a big one!
King: Let's start if off with a match of revenge!
"Choke Me" by The Used hits the speakers as Curtis Kanyon emerges from the curtain. He pounds his chest with his firsts then raises his arms in the air. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start.
Cole: Curtis is chomping at the bit to get this guy, whoever he is.
King: Get that baby attacker!
"Shooter" hits the P.A. and the masked attacker emerges from the entryway. He looks down the aisle and at the ring. He then turns around and walks back through the entryway. Curtis will have none of that and darts out of the ring. The ref runs behind him. Curtis runs into the back and chases down the masked man.
King: He's trying to get away!
Cole: Get the bastard!
Hardcore Match
Curtis "DDK" Kanyon vs. The Masked Attacker
We cut backstage to see Curtis chasing the masked man. He catches him and clubs him in the back! The ref signals to start the match. Curtis grabs the masked man and throws hi into the wall. Curtis just starts pummeling him in the head. The masked man hits Curtis with a low blow! He gets up and staggers away. Curtis follows him.
: I'm gonna get you you bastard!
King: Curtis is angry! Get him man!
Curtis runs around looking for the masked man. Ron comes out.
: I think he went this way!
They run in that direction of which Ron pointed. Mr. Slave follows them. They see the masked man and chase him down. The ref still following. Curtis passes by a random staff member with a cup of coffee in his hand. Curtis grabs the cup from him and tosses it at the masked man, it hits his back and splashes all over him. He screams out in pain. The staff member gets angry and Ron clotheslines him. The masked man turns around trying to cool off and Curtis charges at him and gores him over a table! Instead of pinning him, Curtis just starts punching away at his face.
: Are you LadiesMan217!? ARE YOU LADIESMAN217!!!
: Hey!
Curtis looks up.
: What do you think you're doing?
Curtis gets up and walks up to Optimus.
: What to you mean? I was just yelling from the heart.
: No...you were trying to give out spoilers to my fucking movie! How dare you!
: Was not.
: Hey, you Optimus, Optimus don' curse!
: I do now bitch!
Optimus slaps Mr. Slave. Ron slaps Mr. Slave. Curtis slaps Mr. Slave. Optimus slaps him again and he hits the floor.
: My bad man, you cool.
: Shit! The dude's getting away!
The masked man hobbles away around a corner.
: So?
: He hurts kids! Especially mine!
: We must protect the humans! Let's get him!
: But you just hit Mr. Slave.
& : He's not human.
Ron and Optimus give a head nod to each other and give daps. They then charge off after the masked man who's lightly limping as he's jogging away. Curtis runs up behind him and hits him in the back with a punch. The guy turns around and hits a loud chop to Curtis's chest.
Cole: He's fighting back finally!
: Prove me wrong!
: Okay.
Curtis charges at him and hits him with a gore. But instead of going down, he carries the guy and charges, slamming him through the door! It comes unhinged and they fall down. They look up, and holy fucking shit, it's Hacksaw Jim Duggan!
: HOOOOOOOOOO!
King: What the hell!?
: What the hell are you doing here.
: What I do best tough guy! Singing.
: ...
: ...
: ...
Jim Duggan then goes into his "U.S.A." rap! And holy shit, Homeland Security shows up as his back up singers! (For the full effect, listen to this bit of the song: Duggan-"U.S.A.") , it's only a bit, but it's the best I could find.)
: Hacksaw Jim Duggan...b-b-beats people up!
& : U.S.A! U.S.A! you-you-you-you-U.S.A!
: "A lot of times you're getting ready to wrestle and you're lacing up your boots and you're thinking that this guy I'm going to be wrestling is gonna be awfully tough. That guy's over in the other dressing room and he's young and he's big and he's strong and he wants to make his name beating up ol' Hacksaw. So sometimes I do get a little apprehensive. But then, right before I go through the curtain, I got the American flag over my shoulder, HOO! HO! USA U U U U USA! U U U USA! HO! HO!"
Cole: Please cut the audio.
King: Pretty please
: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
The music screeches to a stop.
: We're in the middle of a match here! We don't have time to be cut off by Hacksaw and the second best U.S. tag team champions ever.
: Second?
The masked guy is getting up. Curtis gores him through the wall! Dust goes everywhere.
: What the hell!?
Mongo was in this random room getting piece and quiet and now he's been interupted by a match between Curtis and the masked attacker, with the ref, Ron, Optimus Prime, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Admiral Nick, and the Patriot all in tow.
: Hold on a sec.
Curtis covers the masked attacker. 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Curtis Kanyon
King: Curtis did it! Way too easily.
Cole: Yeah, I was expecting more for a child attacker.
: What is the meaning of this!
: I was fighting this guy that attacked my kid. Now...to find out who you really are!
Ron and Prime hold up the masked attacker by the arms.
: Please don't.
Curtis grabs his mask and pulls it off. It's...Shadow Dragon?
: You...caught me.
: I knew Shadow Dragon, he wouldn't have attacked a kid. Take off that mask.
Curtis grabs the mask again and again yanks it off. It's...Ace?
: Now you really caught m--
Curtis grabs the mask again and yanks it off! Its...Marty Janetty!
: Damnit. I was just...just trying to get back into wrestling...I need money for food.
: Well, you stirred the pot. That was very impressive.
: Really?
: Yeah.
: But he attacked my kid!
: Also true.
An American Flag falls from the ceiling in front of the wall behind all the wrestlers.
:But you see Curtis, this is America. And America is the land of the free. If a man wants to put on a mask and try and hurt children, he has that right. And we as Americans have the right to take his ass to jail for trying to attack kids. But being that we're a wrestling federation that is home based in the great United States, we have the right to settle all our differences in the ring. So really, there's only one thing left to say...
: LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT'S SA--
: No prime.
*Everyone looks at the camera.*
, , , , , , , , , & : HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY!
: Does this mean I get to stay on the roster?
: No, you're fired.
King: That was a beautiful American tale. Except the kid attacking part.
Cole: Only in America.
The beginning riff to "Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow" by Bullet For My Valentine rings out over the pa system. When the whole band comes in, pyros explode from both sides of the stage and James Dylan walks out from behind the curtain.
The night has started, here we go
I've taken everything
This is our time to lose control
What do you want from me?
James runs down the ramp towards the ring, slapping hands with a few people on his way. Reaching the ring, he jumps up onto the mat and grabs ahold of the ropes, pulling back as he lets out a loud scream. He jumps over the ropes and into the ring, whirling around as the chorus begins.
What can I do to make you see? (Look and see!)
What can I do to make you feel, you're wanted?
What can I do to make you see? (Look and see!)
I'm suffocating under words of sorrow
James jumps back and forth as his music fades out, waiting for the match to begin.
Cole: It seems like this is a night of rookies stepping up for a big challenges. We have this young man, James Dylan facing off with Gravedigger.
King: And later tonight, we have Steve Awesome vs. AJ for the world title. You know im rooting for The Awesome One.
Forgive Me by Versus The World Plays as Gravedigger's Tron vid plays as the opening words hit.
Red eyes just keep my heart beating
your secrets safe with me
just drive, Ive broken our mirror
so our past wont look so tempting
GD walks out to the ramp looking happy and cocky as ever, and eggs the crowd on with the cheers. GD quickly walks down to the ring prepping himself for the match that is about to occur, meanwhile fully acknowledging his fans every step of the way. GD slides into the ring as the camera pans away from the usual close up shot.
Ill swing here, Ill hang from this rope
Just at least until theyve found me
Stay Close dear, the note on the floor says
I wish that you were here
GD climbs up to the turnbuckle and strikes his classic pose, with his arms out stretched in a what now? position, as sparks ignite from the top, and begin falling down from all side of the ring, as the camera begins to pan back in on the man that is simply known as GD. GD gets down off the turnbuckle and waits in the ring for his opponent to enter the ring and the match to begin as the sparks stop falling from the top.
Cole: And here is Gravedigger, Attempting to show us tonight the talent that he thinks he will use to win the world title at the Birthday Show!
King: Not unless Steve Awesome is in it! He is Awesome.
DING
DING
DING
James Dylan vs. Gravedigger
James and GD circle a bit before they start a collar and elbow tie up. GD shows his dominance by making the first move. A quick arm drag! But James is quick to his feet as he comes back with a standing dropkick. Now GD is just as quick and he quickly ducks a right hand by James and flips him backward with a full nelson suplex! GD bridges..1...2...Kickout!
Cole: First pin attempt by GD. He almost got it early.
James rolls to his stomach, still feeling the effects of the move. GD is already standing again, and GD goes straight for Dylan. He grabs the fallen James, but it appears that James was playing possum, because as soon as he gets underneath GD, he reverses the lift up with a Death Valley Driver! GD gets drilled into the mat! This time JD makes the pin. 1...2.kickout!
King: The rookie was so close that time.
Dylan decides hed rather wait for his opponent to get up instead of lifting him. He stocks his prey. As soon as the groogy GD turns around James hits a beautiful standing dropkick that sends the veteran up and over the top rope. This prompts James to lose all self control and leap onto the nearby turnbuckle.
Cole: He isnt going to do what I think he is going to do?
James is trying to make a name for himself. He flips backwards and onto the fallen Gravedigger from the top rope to outside of the ring!
Cole: JAMIESAULT! JAMIESAULT! JAMIESAULT!
The two men lye on the crowd, both breathing heavy. The referee starts his count.
1...2...3..4...5...6.!
Suddenly GD starts to stir.
7...
James is stirring.
8...
BOOM! The both collide into each other as they both thought to hit a clothesline.
9...10!
Winner: DRAW!
King: A draw!?
Cole: A draw it seems.
The lights in the arena go dark, all but a few. They then point to the stage, as the words "The Revival is here..." appear on the Xtreme Tron. Just then, the opening guitar riffs of "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits, and the fans start to boo as Red Fusion walks out, with the XHF European Championship secured around his waist, shortly followed by Mr. Fuji. Red is sporting his "Revival" t shirt with his name on the back. Red has a sinister, evil look in his eye as he makes his way down the ramp, with red and blue flashing lights amidst everything. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and looks to the left, then to the right, before heading to the left and walking up the steps. Red takes off the European Title and hands it to Mr. Fuji, who walks around to the side of the ring. Red stands there for a minute, before getting into the ring. He climbs in, and hits the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the crowd, despite them not liking it, pictures are in fact being taken. Red flexes, and points to himself with his thumbs. He climbs down and paces back and forth for a moment.
Cole: Well King, Red has been on a hot streak as of late but now he has a lot to handle right now.
King: Thats right, two Destroyers are better than one. And one Destroyer is scary enough.
"The Bear Song" by Green Jell blasts as a giant "D" slams onto the Xtreme-Tron and two giant white pyros shoot from either side of the stage area. Soon after Bongo the Destroyer and Congo the Destroyer come out together with their manager, Mongo the Destroyer, close in tow. They stop at the edge of the ramp and raise their hands as some more pyros shoot off and the crowd goes wild. The three then make their way down to the ring so the match can start.
Cole: And hear comes The Destroyers. It doesnt look good for Red Fusion tonight. How can he possibly beat two men such as Congo and Bongo?
King: its a well known fact that anything can happen in the XHF. Red may pull it off tonight. Just like Steve Awesome is going to win the world title.
Cole: Now that will never happen!
King: He better, my money is on him!
Handicap Match
Red Fusion vs. The Destroyers
DING
DING
DING
Red Fusion starts off with Bongo as the big man starts off with a club to the head. Red quickly drops to one knee from the strength of Bongo. He follows up with a kick to the midsection that lifts Red off his feet. Bongo then wraps his hands around Reds throat and does a big choke toss over towards Congo! Bongo makes the tag and in comes Congo.
Cole: Well Red couldnt take the power of Bongo. Lets see how he fares with the speed of Congo.
Congo comes in with a quick attack to the legs of Red and then begins to set up for the Xtreme Sharpshooter, wich oddly enough is a Texas Cloverleaf. But Red is able to battle out of the hold with a few shots to the head of Congo. Congo stumbles back but then charges back in again but Red counters with his small package. (he he)
1.2...Kickout by Congo!
Both men are to there feet, and Congo runs towards the rope, but Red counters with a HUGE spine buster on Congo and it causes the illegitimate son of the boss to roll out of the ring. Red leans over the top rope to talk trash, but Bongo comes in and tips him over the ropes by his legs! Red falls down onto the cold floor below near the apron. The ref begins to repremand Bongo for the intrusion who says that he is sorry, but the sneaky Red climbs up and hits Bongo in the head with a forearm that causes Bongo to stumble forward and hitting the refof course knocking him unconscious.
King: For the love of God, what are refs made of? Glass?
Bongo gets up and now he is MAD! He climbs out of the ring to find Red but he gets clobbered with a sledge hammer!
Cole: Red taking a page from the Aces book!
Red smiles over the fallen Bongo, and now he notices Congo is starting to stir. So he does the smartest thing and clocks Congo over the head as well! He rolls Congo into the ring just as the ref is starting to regain consciousness. Red goes for the cover.
Cole: Not like this!
1.2...3!
Winner: Red Fusion
Cole: Thats despicable.
King: Woo HOO! Like I said, if Red could beat two Destroyers than its a sign from above that Steve Awesome is going to become World Champion! Im going to be rich!
King: Because this match is for a contendership to the U.S. title, instead of normal intros, these men will come out to fireworks!
Cole: But...it's also a European title contendership.
King: Europeans don't matter.
Kuroi and The Ace walk down to the ring as fireworks go off. The crowd oohs and ahs.
Winner Earns the Final Spot in the 2 Falls 2 Titles Match at the B-day show
Kuroi vs. The Ace
The opening bell rings and Ace and Kuroi lock up. Kuroi pushes Ace back into the corner, and starts hitting knife edge chops, and the crowd is letting out "OH's" Ace clutches his chest, as the refere pulls Kuroi back away from him. Kuroi pushes the ref back and heads back towards Ace and starts hitting him on the back. Kuroi grabs Ace and lifts him up for a suplex, but Ace floats over the back, and shoves Kuroi into the same corner! Ace quickly charges at him, and jumps up a bit, hitting a body splash! Ace staggers back, and stalks Kuroi, to get out of the corner. Kuroi slowly pulls himself away, and Ace is right there with a vicious clothesline!
Cole: Wow! Ace is turning it on here!
King: Who cares? GO KUROI!
Cole: I don't like Ace either, but so far it's all been legal.
King: Pfft.
Ace stands up and starts to stomp on Kuroi, before adjusting his elbow pad. He grabs Kuroi by the hair, and picks him up, but when Kuroi hits his knees, he starts punch Ace in the midsection! Ace doubles over, and Kuroi grabs him by the tights and head, turns him around, and rams Ace into the ring post, through the ropes! Ace hangs there for a moment, and screams in pain. Kuroi backs off, and Ace kind of slumps to the mat, holding his left shoulder. Kuroi is right back in there when he drop kicks a sitting Ace, right in the back. Ace flings forward and hits his head on the bottom turnbuckle!
Cole: Whoa!
King: Whoa indeed.
The referee pushes Kuroi back again, and starts waving his finger, telling him to back off. Kuroi just smirks, and he goes back over to Ace. But this time, Ace is ready for it, and when Kuroi reaches down to pick him up, Ace spears Kuroi down, from a sitting position! Ace, slowly staggers up as Kuroi lays there, holding his stomach. Ace, moves to the opposite side of the ring, to gain his breath back, and rest for a moment, as Kuroi staggers up, and uses the ropes to hold him up. He sees Ace across the ring. Kuroi violently charges at Ace, but Ace is quick, and drops down, bringing the rope with him! Kuroi flies over the top rope, and crashes to the floor!
King: GET UP GET UP!
Cole: Quick thinking here by Ace.
Kuroi, lays on the ground outside the ring for a few moments as the referee starts his count, and is now up to 4. Kuroi rolls around, shaking the cobwebs out, and stands up, using the announce table to hold him up. Ace is standing at the ropes, and grabs the top one, and slingshots himself over the top! Ace lands right on top of Kuroi! The two men hit the floor hard! The two just lay there as the referee starts his count over, and is now reaching 3.
Cole: I hope these two don't get counted out.
King: Me either, come onnnn Kurrito!
At about 6, Ace starts to stir. He starts to climb back in, but rolls back out starting the count over. Ace grabs Kuroi and rolls him back into the ring. Ace shortly follows in. Ace picks up Kuroi, and whips him across the ring, as soon as he lets go, Ace comes off the opposite ropes, and attempts another hard clothesline, but Kuroi ducks it! Kuroi stops, dead in his tracks as Ace comes off the other ropes, and Kuroi, with his back towards Ace, hits a sweet superkick! Ace falls to the mat, hard, holding his jaw!
Cole: What a counter!
King: WOOOO!
Kuroi picks up Ace and whips him into the corner, and brings him up to the top. He's setting Ace up for a Superplex. However, when both men reach the top, Ace starts to punch Kuroi! Kuroi falls! Ace sort of slumps down, but still up top, and shakes his head. As Kuroi staggers up, the Ace is on the top rope. Ace clears the hair from his eyes, and as Kuroi is still bent over, Ace leaps and hits a flying FameAcer! Both men crash to the mat hard, and Ace crawls over, and makes the cover, 1...2...3!!!!
Winner: THE ACE via pinfall!
King: What a match!
Cole: The Ace is going to the Birthday show!
The start of Soilwork's "Nerve" comes over the PA, the guitar and drums seem to build slowly, the lights move with the beat, colors flashing on and off, the refraining beat hits after about 30 seconds cueing pyro's to go off flashing in the entrance, then the lyrics come in
Call it liberation or frustration,
As it hits like a bomb.
Tearing you apart as you're first in line,
Entering the zone.
Watch how it runs,
A nerve wrecking resistance.
Watch how it burns,
A venomous *****'s getting formed.
As the chorus hits AJ Phoenix emerges from the back in his wrestling attire...
AJ is quickly knocked from behind by a running forearm from Steve Awsome. AJ stumbles foreword to the top of the ramp and drops his XHF Championship as Steve quickly moves in behind him and spins him around and lands a hard right to the face of the XHF Champion. AJ stumbles backwards down the ramp his arms waving in the air to keep his balance so he doesn't fall but that ends up not mattering as Steve runs down the ramp and nails AJ with a Yazuka kick that sends AJ down onto the steep rampway. His head thuds off of the ramp and this brings a sick smile to the face of Steve Awsome. AJ grabs for the back of his head and rolls over onto his stomach as Steve looks down at the XHF Championship laying beside him and reaches down a picks it up and lifts it in the air to a huge chorus of boos from the pro-AJ crowd. Steve then swings downwards with the leather stap of the belt right across the back of the Champ. AJ screams out in pain as a large redmark forms on his back where the belt hit and Awsome smiles and lifts the belt up in the air but before he can all the refs empty from the back and get between him and the Champ. Steve tosses the belt to the refs and then pushes through and lifts AJ up by his hair and drags him into the ring and rolls him in. Awsome then rolls in himself and yells at the ref in the ring to ring the damn bell.
Cole: That sneak attacking bastard.
King: Oppertunist Cole. This kid is smart. He knows what is at stake here. This match could sky rocket his career. XHF title on the line or not. A win over the XHF Champ will make some immeadiate impact.
Cole: I still think its underhanded work, but you're right.
XHF Championship Match
Steve Awesome vs. "The Flaming Dragon" AJ Phoenix (c)
Steve Awsome grins as AJ struggles just to get to all fours and immeadiatly knocks him back down to his stomach with a kick to the head. Steve Awsome taunts to the crowd and screams out "This is our Champ?" before kicking him softly on the side of the face. Awsome sends two more soft kicks to the side of the face taunting the crowd and the XHF Champ while doing so. Awsome then seems satisfied with his humiliation of AJ Phoenix and reaches down and lifts up the XHF Champion by his hair. AJ quickly falls to one knee and reaches up and grabs for his head. Awsome laughs at this and rears back to slap the champ across the face, but AJ reacts and blocks it putting his hand in the way and counters with a punch to the stomach! Awsome doubles over for a second, just long enough for AJ to get to his feet. Awsome recovers just as AJ gets up and AJ quickly sends a right hand to the face of his contender. Awsome staggers back more from surprise then the force of the punch and soon catches his balance on the ropes. Awsome shakes his head and goes to step back towards AJ but AJ charges towards him and clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside!
Cole: The champ is back in the match.
King: Awsome was smart at first, but his ego may have caused him to miss a perfect champ to be the most surprising champion since Magnus.
AJ taunts in the ring as Awsome struggles to his feet on the outside. The crowd begins to roar in approval as the XHF Champ claps his hands and then hits the ropes and runs towards Steve Awsome on the outside. He leaps up before the ropes and stands on the top rope for a split second before flipping foreword onto Steve Awsome! The crowd erupts as AJ reaches up and pulls himself up in the ring barrier. AJ stops for a split second to pose for the crowd in the front row before reaching down and lifting Steve up to his feet. AJ sends a right hand to his face to another pop from the crowd and then grabs him by the head and places it under his arm. He looks to suplex his opponent onto the matting, but then rethinks it and turns so that he'd be suplexing him into the ring barrier! The crowd begins to chant the Champs name as AJ lifts Awsome over his head, but Awsome counters with a knee to the head and AJ drops him back to his feet where Awsome begins to try and lift AJ up! AJ is able to block though and quickly counters with a DDT sending Awsome head first into the padding on the outside.
King: Awsome just can't seem to regain control of this match.
Cole: He's facing the XHF Champ, what did you expect.
AJ is quickly to his feet as Awsome holds his head in pain on the floor. AJ looks into the ring and sees that the refs count is nearing ten and quickly rolls in, then back out to break the count. AJ then picks Awsome up by the head and rolls him back into the ring. AJ then climbs up onto the ring apron and steps into the ring. AJ quickly reaches down and lifts Awsome to his feet and lifts him up and drops him across his knee with a back breaker. AJ quickly goes for the pin but Awsome kicks out and rolls over onto his stomach. Awsome then begins to get up and AJ allows him to and when he does he grabs him by the wrist and whips him into the ring ropes. AJ then lowers his head as Awsome approaches and Awsome stops and kicks AJ in the face. Awsome then sends a swift kick to the lower extremities of the Champ doubleing him over. He then lifts AJ on his shoulders and delievers the SteveKO on the champ. Awsome quickly makes the cover but the ref has already called for the bell.
Winner via DQ and STILL XHF Champion: AJ Phoenix
Steve Awsome is quickly to his feet and yelling in the face of the ref. Awsome is in uncontrolable anger and soon slaps the ref and lifts him up and drops him with a SteveKO as well! Awsome gets back to his feet and begins to scream at the fallen body of the ref but doesn't notice the groggy AJ getting to his feet. Steve turns around and right into a boot into the gut and AJ hooks him up and nails him with a flaming drop! AJ gets back to his feet and staggers a little before regaining his composure and taunting to the fallen body of Steve Awsome. AJ Stands tall in the center of the ring breathing in deeply but is soon knocked down from behind by Tara Fenix with his very own XHF Championship!
Cole: Where did she come from!
King: My dreams.
Tara quickly drops the belt and drops over AJ and begins pounding fists into his face until Mr. X comes running out from the back, followed soon by Gravedigger and Hardcore Harry! The three men hit the ring and pulls Tara off of AJ and soon all four men and Tara are to there feet and all five begin to brawl as the XHF owner stands on the stage watching his opponents for the Birthday show tear each other apart.
Cole: The contenders and the Champ are showing how much they want that belt. We'll see you all at the Birthday Show!
King: Chaos, utter chaos!
GD punches X in the head a few times, then gets up and Tara dropkicks him. Tara gets up and Mongo hits her with a clothesline. Meanwhile, AJ rolls out of the ring and looks underneath it. Harry pulls up Mr. X and starts punching away at him. AJ finds a ladder and pulls it out. He then gets into the ring with it. AJ charges and hits Harry and X with the ladder, knocking them down. They roll out of the ring. AJ then spins around with the ladder, hitting Mongo and GD and knocking them down. They roll out of the ring. AJ stalks Tara as she's getting up. She turns around and AJ charges at her and swings the ladder, but she ducks. But then AJ pulls the ladder back and hits her in the back of the head! Tara goes down and rolls out of the ring.
Cole: The champion cleaned house!
King: That's not fair, he had a ladder!
Cole: Well, he just had a match too!
AJ leans the ladder up in the corner. He then staggers over and leans down to pick up his XHF title. Outside the ring, Harry and GD are brawling and GD clotheslines Harry over the barricade with so much force that both go over. Mongo has found the down Tara and tries to choke her out with his big hands. AJ holds his title as he looks out the ring, not realizing that Mr. X is back in the ring and behind him! Mr. X grabs AJ's shoulder and turns him around. X goes for a punch, but AJ blocks, then swings at Mr. X's head with the XHF title, but X ducks. X grabs AJ by the throat and then lifts and tosses him into the ladder! The ladder snaps in half from the force!
Cole: Oh no!
King: Oh shit!
AJ lays in wreckage and is screaming about his ribs. Mr. X just looks on with a smile. Security come out and try to seperate Mongo from Tara and some others are in the crowd trying to stop GD and Harry. EMTs rush to AJ as Mr. X looks over him. The 4th of July spectacular comes to a close on AJ's pain ridden face.