Post by Steve Awesome on Aug 22, 2023 18:33:18 GMT -5
The following advertisement has been Blessed by
The Anointed.
Steve Awesome:
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you!
You see a shot of The Anointed surrounding a birthday cake with Mickey Mouse Ears. The cake also says happy birthday Marty on it. Steve is in the middle singing in front of the cake and El Rey, Wesley Crane and Alexander Von Blankenship are all standing around Steve and the cake. In the background you can see a clip of Hasbulla punching poor Tinto in the face at the HKW show in Denver! Hasbulla beams with pride next to the group.
Steve Awesome:
We knocked out little Tinto.
Steve smirks into the camera.
Steve Awesome:
Now we’re coming for you too!
Suddenly El Rey takes a big knife and slices through the cake and the mouse ears as the group laughs maniacally.
Next we see Wesley Crane walking toward the camera, the other members of the group talk amongst themselves. in the background you can see clips of Wesley and Marty on clips of old HKW shows.
Wesley Crane:
“You know Marty, we’ve known each other far too long for our invitations to just get “lost in the mail”.
Wesley does a couple air quotes with his fingers.
Wesley Crane:
It’s like…”
The high roller says with an indignant shrug.
Wesley Crane:
….”What did we ever do to you?”
The scene cuts to show El Rey front and center. The other members are partying amongst themselves. A mix of wolves hunting and El Rey’s debut in Denver play behind him. El Rey is wearing the sliced up Mickey Mouse hat.
El Rey:
Invitation or not, we are coming to crash your little party, “Marty.” And don’t worry little man, when we finish with your birthday buddy I can be your new favorite Prince Charming.
El Rey flashes his million dollar smile.
AVB is strutting his stuff as the Anointed eat some cake. AVB’s shocking superkick that eliminated Marty from the Anointed is playing on the screen behind him.
AVB:
I mean, I do enjoy a good party, Marty. Like the super kick party in Seattle. The powder in the face party in Dublin. The chain to the face, El Rey Legacy Killer, party in Denver. We have been partying so hard, so often together as of late Marty , why should we stop now? If you think I'm going to let something like a lack of an invite stop me, man oh man, are you sadly mistaken. Plus I mean, Habi is looking forward to another play date with Lil Corny!
Habi comes running by blowing his whistle.
AVB:
I'm upper decking the shit outta your party, bro. It's going to be epic!
Wesley Crane joins AVB as he wheels a cart with another big cake of Marty’s face with twenty two candles on it.
Wesley Crane:
The Anointed, coming to a birthday party near you.
El Rey walks up and super kicks the Marty’s face cake into smithereens. Steve Awesome joins the rest of the group. He peers over his aviator sunglasses and smirks and he hits a crotch chop.
Steve Awesome:
Suck it, Marty.
They all laugh together as they start to head out a back door. You can hear AVB and Hasbulla whistling the seven dwarf song.
AVB:
Hiho hiho pooping in the upper part of your toilet I go.
Cut.