Post by John Blade on Aug 25, 2023 23:42:32 GMT -5
[when time is now hit's John Blade comes out behind the curtains and starts talking through a Microphone while staring at twenty nine men in the ring]
John|Blade: Yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo
Tuesday nights from the second I hit the green screen
to wearing thongs and phony afros on Austin Beckett with GPT.
Hospitals are packed with wrestling fans
they're getting Tuesday night Fever
I'm scared of getting Sad Cow
that's why all I eat is beaver
And yo, I'm the best thing
you can see on weekends
Armand Von Krauss, you were scaring me backstage
doing those naked deep knee bends
yo, yo, yo you stole my still last year
that's the reason I got hot, bro
I'm the best poetic genius
since Esmeralda Von Krauss
Yo, I'm so - I'm over the top
I'm giving Oni fits
Forget the Rising Sun match, let's go to Hooters
John|Blade: Yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo
Tuesday nights from the second I hit the green screen
to wearing thongs and phony afros on Austin Beckett with GPT.
Hospitals are packed with wrestling fans
they're getting Tuesday night Fever
I'm scared of getting Sad Cow
that's why all I eat is beaver
And yo, I'm the best thing
you can see on weekends
Armand Von Krauss, you were scaring me backstage
doing those naked deep knee bends
yo, yo, yo you stole my still last year
that's the reason I got hot, bro
I'm the best poetic genius
since Esmeralda Von Krauss
Yo, I'm so - I'm over the top
I'm giving Oni fits
Forget the Rising Sun match, let's go to Hooters
so we can grab some []
John|Blade: I can't beat you, [ my sound goes out]
they just like Ted Turner, they ain't no competition!
and the fact that he got a contract is completely pathetic
forget about his leg, his whole career is prosthetic
Yo, this kid is crazy, he's a circus freak, half his body is plastic
He should do both of us a favor, hop his ass into traffic
Now, I guess, I guess we all got battle royal matches at JRoK verses WUK, it seems
I'm fighting a bunch of Hooligan, you're fighting Man of Steel
Yo, yo, this adult is half-assed, you're gonna knock off his block
what's better than a one legged wrestler? Being able to walk!
That's right, you do your thing playa, you do your thing
John|Blade: Yo Yo Yo Oh ho. [Blade chant distracts him] Yo.
You forgetting John Blade
You got rocks in brain
Your gold was out in '96
You need sport a steel chain
Now, now, you and Spike are close friends
And Spike Kane, he needs a bra
that's not a battle royal match
Jay, that's a menage a trios
And when you all wrestle
they'll be a empty arena
the battle royal at JRoK verses WUK
Is Eron Hunter/ John Blade
Yo, you're not better than me Sinclair Godfrey
You're not even my equal.
I'm like Terminator 2
You're like Legally Blonde sequel
it makes me sick
when you come out here and run your mouth
We in the Great White North
but you all can bite white south
John|Blade: You can't see me, dawg
Yo, you couldn't find two lines to rhyme if your brain had Lowjack
How am I gonna get out battled
by a wannabe Kojack.
John|Blade: Word Life!
they just like Ted Turner, they ain't no competition!
and the fact that he got a contract is completely pathetic
forget about his leg, his whole career is prosthetic
Yo, this kid is crazy, he's a circus freak, half his body is plastic
He should do both of us a favor, hop his ass into traffic
Now, I guess, I guess we all got battle royal matches at JRoK verses WUK, it seems
I'm fighting a bunch of Hooligan, you're fighting Man of Steel
Yo, yo, this adult is half-assed, you're gonna knock off his block
what's better than a one legged wrestler? Being able to walk!
That's right, you do your thing playa, you do your thing
John|Blade: Yo Yo Yo Oh ho. [Blade chant distracts him] Yo.
You forgetting John Blade
You got rocks in brain
Your gold was out in '96
You need sport a steel chain
Now, now, you and Spike are close friends
And Spike Kane, he needs a bra
that's not a battle royal match
Jay, that's a menage a trios
And when you all wrestle
they'll be a empty arena
the battle royal at JRoK verses WUK
Is Eron Hunter/ John Blade
Yo, you're not better than me Sinclair Godfrey
You're not even my equal.
I'm like Terminator 2
You're like Legally Blonde sequel
it makes me sick
when you come out here and run your mouth
We in the Great White North
but you all can bite white south
John|Blade: You can't see me, dawg
Yo, you couldn't find two lines to rhyme if your brain had Lowjack
How am I gonna get out battled
by a wannabe Kojack.
John|Blade: Word Life!