Burying The "Competition"

[cjwalker]

The scene opens to the interior of a venue hosting a Wrestle Con style event, in a room set up for a press conference / media scrum. At the table sat The Master And Ruler Of The World, CJ Walker whom is speaking for the first time since announcing the Doomwalker End The Apocalypse Tour. Dressed in his usual all black outfit consisting of a black suit, shirt, and tie, and fine Italian leather shoes that cost more than most Wrestling companies on other networks. The microphones were neatly set up and there were rows of chairs filled with journalists and people from both Wrestling, combat sports, and sports media outlets. We join this scene already in progress.

CJ Walker: "It's not a matter of I THINK I'm better than anyone in that company, I know I am. In Ring wise hands down there's no room for debate. Booking wise? Writing wise? I think a drunk orangutan could book and write a show better than anyone there could. Unless your goal is to flatline the story you're trying to tell before it even gets up and running, they're hall of fame status for that. Weak vanilla midget champions, then they bring in an influx of 'talent' from other places, talent that couldn't find the ring if you carried them to it and set them down inside of it. The Whole network over there is a joke, it's not just the one company, it's the whole network. You've got companies that haven't put on a show in a year. You've got companies that are made by a group of friends just so that they can put each other over because they couldn't do it anywhere else, definitely not on the XHF Network. We're the top of this industry, they're not even in the top twenty, hell the top one hundred. And I'm not stupid, I know they'll watch this and they'll puff up their chests to make themselves look big and bad, but they know they're going to go under soon. Who's in charge over there this week? What a joke...it's pathetic. Next question."

David Fivestar: "So far you haven't wrestled as a part of your retirement tour, when do you plan on competing? And against whom?"

CJ Walker: "Davey, I'm glad you asked. The answer is however is in the form of a challenge because I know there are a lot of people out there that would love to shut me up, they can't. But they're welcome to try. So I'm going to issue an open challenge to anyone in the XHF Network family, that being the prerequisite, they have to be from XHF. I'm not going to waste my time on any no talent bottom feeders from LWA or WWU. They can all kiss my ass as far as I'm concerned. Learn how to Wrestle and book shows and maybe we can do business, if you can scrap together my fee. But literally anyone in XHF. I do not care who, put Russo in there with me I don't care. Speaking of which guys, real quick. Recently WCW closed its doors, let me tell all of you here right now on record. That company had it, I am so proud to have been a part of that. Everyone there from top to bottom was as professional and as real as it gets and Vince Russo has my respect because he didn't fuck around, he didn't put up with the politics, he didn't let guys clique up and potentially run the morale. My only regret was I didn't leave that dumpster fire I was at sooner to go to WCW. If I had been there when it started, no disrespect to Sean. But I would have been the guy carrying the big gold. But anyway, next question."

Lance Catamaran: "Yes uh, any thoughts of bringing your talents to Southpaw Regional Wrestling?"

CJ Walker: "John, you've been day drinking again."

Lance Catamaran: "Yes I Have."

CJ Walker: "......."

Lance Catamaran: "......."

CJ Walker: "........"

Lance Catamaran: "Riveting stuff....I was hanging on every word."

CJ Walker: "I can't wait to see you in Santa With Muscles 2. Next question."

Clint Bobski: "Will you be attending the Fozzy concert tonight?"

CJ Walker: "No, Next Question."

Mo Brings Plenty: "Would you care to address your comments about the Trail Of Tears?"

CJ Walker: "Sure, But let's also talk about what happened to my ancestors. I'll let you pick which side of my family too. Obviously my fathers side there's the Irish and the Scottish, the latter of which are still fighting to get out from under British Rule. All they wanted and still want is their freedom. Or the Irish whom only just wanted to be left alone to live their lives, but for hundreds of years they were constantly stepped on. Cromwell and his soldiers came and tried to change the way they lived their lives. They burned villages and stole their grain. They shot the farmers in their own fields that were just working to earn a living. But try and try and try they couldn't break the Irish spirit, we are a river flowing. Or shall we talk about my mother's side, the vikings whom were massacred just because a completely different clan of vikings went raiding in a foreign land to survive the winter. Do you know the greatest act of bravery by an unknown warrior was by a viking? Out numbered a hundred to one, the only thing stopping the English from crossing a bridge into our lands was this unknown vikings barbarian and his age. Yeah he fell in battle that day. But he laid low fifty of that hundred English soldiers. You might have suffered as one people. My ancestors suffered as several. Cry me a fucking river. No more questions."

[Kira Izumi]

We see static as the screen goes in and out of the remainder of this boring press conference that only 46 people have seen. As opposed to the latest Tap Out event, which has been viewed by over 200 and counting.

We begin to hear manic laughter and screams. The static fades as the picture begins to bleed and fade into a wide shot of an old abandoned house. The walls are crumbling and the wind is howling in the night sky.

A man dressed in black with three shimmering belts appears from inside the house. The screen continues to bleed as the screams and manic laughter get more loud and intense. The man then vanishes as we see images of death matches and guts flash. The man reappears in front of the house. The screen flashes and he's on top. It flashes once more and he's standing in front of the screen. Behind him are two shadows. One much darker than the other. On his left shoulder, the Hyperfight Three Kings Championship. On his right, the NVR World Tag Team Championship. Around his neck is the JROK YTA Championship.

"(Allow me to introduce ourselves. We are Kira IZuMi and we have bled buckets for this network since twenty seventeen. We once ran the greatest death match company in the world and the oldest fed in the network, JROK. We're already a triple champion, but there's one that we've had our eye on for a long time. And it's your UPW Championship! We accept your challenge, but we have one of our own CJ Walker!)"

The man begins to shake as his head spins around and his eyes get closer to the screen. He goes back to normal. Only this time with white hair and a black leather mask on.

"(Put that world championship on the line you pussy! Because if you don't you're nothing more than a little leprechaun bitch! If you're so big and bad than put up or shut up! Either way they all know we're the ones who're gonna kick your ass!)"

[flo]

Florida Man eats popcorn like Michael Jackson in thriller.

[cjwalker]

Watches the events unfold on the projection screen behind and above him. It's hard to get a read on what is going through his head at that moment. As the figure ends his pirated transmission there's a long pause. CJ looks down at the floor then turns back to face the people. His eyes drift down to the table, the look on his face is one of confusion and maybe concern.

The small crowd watches and wants in nervous anticipation to find out whether or not CJ would accept. Then CJ's expression changed to laughter. He looked out at the group and in his best Connor McGregor impersonation says.

"Who The Fook Was That Guy?"

This breaks the crowd and they all laugh a big. CJ shakes his head in amusement as he stands up from his chair and picks up a free mic then raises it to his lips.

"Kira, all the big budget video editing and spook show special effects mean jack shit once you're in that ring and you're staring across at the most dangerous combat athlete on the planet. Because now I'm not bound by contracts and clauses. I don't have to play by the rules anymore. Because you see, for all the Lethal Weapons, Supreme Fighting Machines, Knockout Artists, And Kings Of Strong Style, there's one big flaw to all of them. They're not me, and I accept your challenge. Oh and Kira...just remember, you wanted this."

CJ sets the mic on the table, he buttons his suit jacket then exits the stage. Message sent, Message Recieved.

[Cross Recoba]

Where in fuck is this match being held?

[flo]

Sept 1, 2023 3:06:45 GMT -5 Cross Recoba said:

Where in fuck is this match being held?

Florida Man puts on his TOW Booker hat.



Seems to me like.......

Izumi / Walker would be a headline act / great title for a show.

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(For real the fact that Walker didn't mention the title part of Kira's challenge, or ask him to put anything up in exchange, means even if this is signed, it will only end in drama, so don't encourage them)

[cjwalker]

(The title bit will be addressed soon as the title has been retired since the Fed is no longer around. And it's already planned for JROK. No offense but the less CWF associated people I have to deal with the better off everyone will be.))

[Kira Izumi]

(we've been working it out in dms. The match will be at our next JROK show. I'm finding someone to write and or judge it now.)