Post by flo on Sept 18, 2023 12:49:59 GMT -5
You would be surprised how many sick children want to meet Flynn Rider.
The Tangled heart throb continues to be a major request, despite the many leading men that have come since. Though not against putting smiles on the faces of ill children, Marty Donovan isn't Santa - he cannot be everywhere at once, and may have suggested they use a Rider understudy for these hospital appearances. Robert Iger was quite insistent, that the moment they used a stunt Rider - the press would get ahold of the story. That would be a black eye. No, it was vitally important that Marty suit up for all these requests. Which is why Flynn Rider is wandering through an oncology ward.
Flynn Rider (poking his head into one of the rooms):
Mari Danno?
Some sheets move as the little girl musters a giant, toothy smile for her hero.
Mari Danno:
Flynn! (Visit Neom)
Marty Donovan walks up to his Make A Wish request.
Flynn Rider:
I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… YOU!
Eyes widening, Marty draws back the sheets to discovering the dying child looking rather green.
Florida Man:
Yo Marty!
Marty Donovan:
What the hell, Flo! Where is my sick kid?
Florida Man:
Who? (looks at his hospital gown) Oh right. Ya know how Commissioner Gordon uses a red phone to call Batman? I was thinking - we needs us one of those ways to communicate! Only instead of a phone, imma write a letter to Make A Wish as a dying ten-year-old that really wants to meet Flynn Rider.
Marty Donovan:
That's sick. And you're using valuable resources, think of all those sick children that want to meet Marty Donovan, and actually exist!
Florida Man:
I'd paint my phone red, but the feds probably have our Epcot Mafia cells tapped. So this (waves hand at hospital bed), is it. I hate to do it, but you aren't great about answering your phone.
Disney's Own has caller ID for a reason. Ugh. Well he's here anyway.
Marty Donovan:
....
Florida Man:
So we have a defence agains the Dark Stars (edwarddubin0604) -
Marty Donovan:
So what was so urgent that we couldn't compare notes at the show?
Florida Man:
We're the diggity dang undercard for the Bolivian Death Squad (Oblivion Death Squad) and Kriss Kross (Raiden Ishimori)!
Marty Donovan:
Kriss Kross?
Florida Man:
Y'know. #I missed the bus, and it kicked up such a fuss, that I ain't never ever ever gonna miss the bus again.#. ....child rappers, wore their pants backwards to entice predators, so if you ever went to one of their concerts you'd be met by Chris Hansen who would wonder what you were doing there.
Disney's Own doesn't look like he believes Kriss Kross are real. Only one way to rectify this situation. Mari Danno, age 10, busts out a notepad ad starts writing a letter...
Florida Man:
"Dear Make A Wish, I have always wanted to see Flynn Rider perform with the rap mega stars Kriss K-"
Reaching down, the star of Tangled crumples up the dying child's plea. Before Florida Man can register a complaint, Marty checks something on his phone.
Marty Donovan:
Oblivion Death Squad against Cut Throat Chaos-
Florida Man:
Pretty sure its Bolivia, like the Florida county.
Marty Donovan:
It's Oblivion, like Elder Scrolls. And Cut Throat-
Florida Man:
I'm not familiar with their music.
Marty Donovan:
They aren't rapping children............. even if they look like it in the ring, (flinch) they have the XHF tag titles.
Florida Man:
Exactly. Everyone saw what great chemistry we had with the Dark Stars during War Games - obviously our WUK tag title match is gonna be sweeeeeeeet. Kind of hard hitting action you can only get from intergalactic gladiators from the planet of Florida. They ae strong, so I won't have to hold myself back like usual. We're gonna have a biggity blast mixing it up with the stars. An epic defence worthy of the WUK tag scene. ...Only to play second banana to the XHF tag titles. That's why we need to talk. This is your big chance...
Marty Donovan:
To what exactly?
Florida Man:
Get revenge on Kriss Kro- Cut Throats. After the way they did you and the old man over to steal those straps? Are we just gonna lay down and let them act like the XHF tag titles are better?
Marty Donovan (shrug):
I've held both.
Florida Man:
Yeah, but you didn't hold the XHF belts with me - you opted to team with Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Private Pyle. Now the dudes that robbed you are adding insult to injury. Not on my watch, Marty. We've proving that the WUK tag division is the BEST! The Dark Stars aren't our opponents - the Cut Throat kids and Bolivia are. The four of us are gonna steal the dang show, put the global steps in their place, and in doing so avenge your mortally wounded ego.
Marty Donovan:
I'm not that petty.
Disney's Own puts on a brave face, but the Floridian has made his point.
Florida Man:
Now all that's left is for us to fly to New York-
Marty Donovan:
We are actually going to the United Kingdom this time.
Florida Man:
Yes, the United Kingdom of New York.
While the Epcot Mafia argue over the show's location, a photographer takes their picture.
Shutterbug:
Disney trying to pass off dangerous 30-something drug dealers as small children to make Flynn Rider look like a popular Make-A-Wish choice? What a scoop!
Marty Donovan:
It's not what you think-
Shutterbug (running away):
And I suppose Tinto's a REAL orphan.
Marty Donovan:
Damn.
Florida Man:
Oh snap! ...Robert Igor is not going to like this.
The last straw.
Flynn Rider jumps on Mari Danno - the duo's struggle turning into a cloud of smoke like in a cartoon.
The Epcot Mafia continue to represent the highest quality of tag team wrestling.
The Tangled heart throb continues to be a major request, despite the many leading men that have come since. Though not against putting smiles on the faces of ill children, Marty Donovan isn't Santa - he cannot be everywhere at once, and may have suggested they use a Rider understudy for these hospital appearances. Robert Iger was quite insistent, that the moment they used a stunt Rider - the press would get ahold of the story. That would be a black eye. No, it was vitally important that Marty suit up for all these requests. Which is why Flynn Rider is wandering through an oncology ward.
Flynn Rider (poking his head into one of the rooms):
Mari Danno?
Some sheets move as the little girl musters a giant, toothy smile for her hero.
Mari Danno:
Flynn! (Visit Neom)
Marty Donovan walks up to his Make A Wish request.
Flynn Rider:
I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… YOU!
Eyes widening, Marty draws back the sheets to discovering the dying child looking rather green.
Florida Man:
Yo Marty!
Marty Donovan:
What the hell, Flo! Where is my sick kid?
Florida Man:
Who? (looks at his hospital gown) Oh right. Ya know how Commissioner Gordon uses a red phone to call Batman? I was thinking - we needs us one of those ways to communicate! Only instead of a phone, imma write a letter to Make A Wish as a dying ten-year-old that really wants to meet Flynn Rider.
Marty Donovan:
That's sick. And you're using valuable resources, think of all those sick children that want to meet Marty Donovan, and actually exist!
Florida Man:
I'd paint my phone red, but the feds probably have our Epcot Mafia cells tapped. So this (waves hand at hospital bed), is it. I hate to do it, but you aren't great about answering your phone.
Disney's Own has caller ID for a reason. Ugh. Well he's here anyway.
Marty Donovan:
....
Florida Man:
So we have a defence agains the Dark Stars (edwarddubin0604) -
Marty Donovan:
So what was so urgent that we couldn't compare notes at the show?
Florida Man:
We're the diggity dang undercard for the Bolivian Death Squad (Oblivion Death Squad) and Kriss Kross (Raiden Ishimori)!
Marty Donovan:
Kriss Kross?
Florida Man:
Y'know. #I missed the bus, and it kicked up such a fuss, that I ain't never ever ever gonna miss the bus again.#. ....child rappers, wore their pants backwards to entice predators, so if you ever went to one of their concerts you'd be met by Chris Hansen who would wonder what you were doing there.
Disney's Own doesn't look like he believes Kriss Kross are real. Only one way to rectify this situation. Mari Danno, age 10, busts out a notepad ad starts writing a letter...
Florida Man:
"Dear Make A Wish, I have always wanted to see Flynn Rider perform with the rap mega stars Kriss K-"
Reaching down, the star of Tangled crumples up the dying child's plea. Before Florida Man can register a complaint, Marty checks something on his phone.
Marty Donovan:
Oblivion Death Squad against Cut Throat Chaos-
Florida Man:
Pretty sure its Bolivia, like the Florida county.
Marty Donovan:
It's Oblivion, like Elder Scrolls. And Cut Throat-
Florida Man:
I'm not familiar with their music.
Marty Donovan:
They aren't rapping children............. even if they look like it in the ring, (flinch) they have the XHF tag titles.
Florida Man:
Exactly. Everyone saw what great chemistry we had with the Dark Stars during War Games - obviously our WUK tag title match is gonna be sweeeeeeeet. Kind of hard hitting action you can only get from intergalactic gladiators from the planet of Florida. They ae strong, so I won't have to hold myself back like usual. We're gonna have a biggity blast mixing it up with the stars. An epic defence worthy of the WUK tag scene. ...Only to play second banana to the XHF tag titles. That's why we need to talk. This is your big chance...
Marty Donovan:
To what exactly?
Florida Man:
Get revenge on Kriss Kro- Cut Throats. After the way they did you and the old man over to steal those straps? Are we just gonna lay down and let them act like the XHF tag titles are better?
Marty Donovan (shrug):
I've held both.
Florida Man:
Yeah, but you didn't hold the XHF belts with me - you opted to team with Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Private Pyle. Now the dudes that robbed you are adding insult to injury. Not on my watch, Marty. We've proving that the WUK tag division is the BEST! The Dark Stars aren't our opponents - the Cut Throat kids and Bolivia are. The four of us are gonna steal the dang show, put the global steps in their place, and in doing so avenge your mortally wounded ego.
Marty Donovan:
I'm not that petty.
Disney's Own puts on a brave face, but the Floridian has made his point.
Florida Man:
Now all that's left is for us to fly to New York-
Marty Donovan:
We are actually going to the United Kingdom this time.
Florida Man:
Yes, the United Kingdom of New York.
While the Epcot Mafia argue over the show's location, a photographer takes their picture.
Shutterbug:
Disney trying to pass off dangerous 30-something drug dealers as small children to make Flynn Rider look like a popular Make-A-Wish choice? What a scoop!
Marty Donovan:
It's not what you think-
Shutterbug (running away):
And I suppose Tinto's a REAL orphan.
Marty Donovan:
Damn.
Florida Man:
Oh snap! ...Robert Igor is not going to like this.
The last straw.
Flynn Rider jumps on Mari Danno - the duo's struggle turning into a cloud of smoke like in a cartoon.
The Epcot Mafia continue to represent the highest quality of tag team wrestling.